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The many escapades of Zarbon
Zarbon celebrates New Year's
Zarbon, with his loving boyfriend Hisoka at his side, went over to the arena that Perfect Cell kept out in the middle of nowhere. It was New Year's Eve, so the gang wanted to ring it in together. It would be a party that will be off the chain, and nothing would keep the gang from ringing in the new year in their own... unique ways.
"Cell, you always throw the best parties," Zarbon remarked as he and Hisoka stood with Cell, Kermit, and Shallot. Handing over a glass bottle that held a green liquid inside, Zarbon went on, "I've even brought this bottle of absinthe so we could have a nice drink to ring in the new year."
As Cell received the absinthe from Zarbon, Kermit said, "It had better have a strong proof. The last absinthe that I had didn't have a high enough proof, and was so weak that I would have been better off chugging a full bottle of green cough syrup."
Cell took a look at the lable on the absinthe, smirked in amusement, then showed the label to Kermit while saying, "I don't know, Kermit. You tell me."
Taking a look at the label on the absinthe, Kermit remarked, "Oh yeah, this is some real good shit right here! Good choice, Zarbon."
"Well it wouldn't be a real party without a sip of the green fairy," Hisoka said with a flick of his hair, "Now would it?"
"Let's just keep it from both my girl and Lilimon," Shallot advised, "You guys do remember what had almost happened at the Christmas party, right?"
Cell nodded in confirmation. "Which is why I'm having Juan monitor the girls' alcohol consumption. We don't need your girlfriend and Lilimon both giving Roshi a massive nose bleed in my arena mere moments before the new year." Shallot gave an approving nod, glad to see that Cell had thought so far ahead to nip a potential problem in the bud.
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Later during the party, as guests mingled with one another, Zarbon and Hisoka joined Gajeel, Inosuke, and Lori Loud as they had gathered around Aizawa who was telling a story. "And so that's when Sekijiro and I decided that it was for the best to revoke Hizashi's privileges to use kitchens without being supervised by someone who can be trusted," Aizawa said as he wrapped up his tale.
Those who were gathered around to hear the story were laughing in amusement, with Lori saying, "I literally can't believe that he was actually able to become a teacher of any kind in the first place!"
Shrugging indifferently, Aizawa remarked, "I can't really blame you for saying that. Even to this day, Hizashi continues to surprise me."
"It's a lovely story to be sure," Hisoka began, "But I have one, from before I started dating my darling Zarbon here, that's bound to go beyond any that you've got."
The others turned to face Hisoka, with Inosuke saying, "Sounds interesting. I wanna hear it."
"I don't," Gajeel said flatly, dryly.
"Too bad," Hisoka replied to Gajeel, "I'm telling it anyway." Turning so that he faced everyone, Hisoka began his story by saying, "So there I was, barbecue sauce all over my tight fanny..."
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Over in another area or the party, Cell, Kermit, and Shallot were talking with Roshi. "...Hence why your alcohol consumption here at the party is being monitored as well, Roshi," Cell said while he was holding a bottle of beer out of Roshi's reach, "Aside from any of the girls getting wasted, there is no need for you to get wasted as well before the new year."
"Why you gotta be a buzzkill, Cell?" Roshi asked.
An alarm went off on someone's phone, prompting Shallot to pull out his phone to silence the alarm. "Dudes, it's almost time for the countdown to the new year!" Shallot said, "I set my alarm to warn me so we don't miss it!"
Cell nodded in a commending manner to Shallot for the good call as all of the guys with Cell and Shallot gathered for the countdown. "Ten!" all of the guys cheered as the countdown began, "Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One-"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!" Zarbon could be heard crying out in aroused, sensual pleasure. That prompted Cell, along with the other guys, to turn to face where Zarbon and his group were standing around at.
Offering Cell's group a confused look and shrug, Aizawa explained, "He gave off that moan just now after Hisoka said something about a sauce-drizzled bratwurst placed into is favorite kind of buns. I have no idea why talk of barbecue would make Zarbon moan like that." Cell sighed, saying that he knew why.
Author's notes;
And of course Zarbon and the others have to ring in the new year together. It wouldn't be a series of holiday themed escapades if there wasn't one featuring New Year's, now would it? Anyway, in the next adventure, Zarbon will help a friend carry out a task at a local park. Take care, everybody.