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The many escapades of Zarbon
Zarbon's friend returns home
To the curiosity of Inosuke, Juan, and Aizawa who were all there watching, they saw Zarbon going back and fourth making sure that he had his apartment straightened up. None of them were able to so much as ask Zarbon why he was acting with such a sense of urgency, so when they saw Hisoka come out of the bathroom, they decided to turn their attention right over to him.
"Yo, Hisoka," Inosuke began, getting the attention of Zarbon's boyfriend. He then pointed at Zarbon himself while asking, "Do you got any idea why Zarbon's acting like Mr. Clean after doing meth?"
Hisoka gave an amused smile. "Ah yes. You see boys, an old friend of my darling's is coming back home after being away for a while on duty. He and my darling had fought side by side in at least one war together, so they have built up quite the friendship."
The other guys all perked up at that. "I had no idea that señor Zarbon had fought in wars," Juan remarked, "I mean, he never even indic-"
The latino wrestler Pikachu was cut off when there was a knock at the door. Hastily, Zarbon dropped what he was doing so he could answer the door. "Ah, you've come!" Zarbon said as he apparently saw that his war buddy had come, "It's been ages! I hope that finding my new apartment wasn't too difficult for you!"
"Yeah, I almost went to your old place by mistake," replied Zarbon's war buddy, "Luckily I was able to catch myself, then made a turn to head straight over here." Inosuke, Juan, and Aizawa all noted that Zarbon's war buddy sounded awfully young, which caught their attention.
Seconds later, Zarbon showed his war buddy inside; to the surprise of the guys, Zarbon's war buddy was a mid to late teens boy who had spiky white hair, wore a white long sleeved shirt under a black t-shirt that had a white skull image on it, blue jeans, and black shoes with white socks. The teen boy who is Zarbon's war buddy offered a casual wave.
Gesturing to his war buddy, Zarbon said to the guys, "Boys, this here is my buddy from the war. His name is Gasser."
Inosuke, Aizawa, and Juan all considered Gasser for a moment. "Gasser, huh?" Inosuke remarked, "Well that's an interesting name."
"It's also prophetic in a way," Gasser proceeded to explain, "As I ended up developing the power to not only fart at will, but to also use my farts as weapons. I have even incorporated it into my own unique fighting style."
"He calls it Fist of the Back Wind," Zarbon supplied, "It had been a bit help to us during the war."
The guys all looked to one another. "...There have been people that have quirks that were weirder and or grosser," Aizawa commented.
"The same applies to some species of Pokémon, señor Aizawa," Juan added.
Inosuke nodded in agreement. "I say we take him out to eat over at the Mexican place in town. I bet that he'll be unstoppable afterwards."
Gasser promptly held his hands up in a 'woah hold it there' kind of gesture. "Yeah, sorry but we can't do Mexican. I'm actually barred from ever having any Mexican food by the Geneva Convention. My farts are super bad as is without Mexican food. If I eat Mexican food, the act will be viewed by other countries as our country preparing to launch a nuclear weapon, to put things in perspective."
Aizawa and Juan simply stared at Gasser in disbelief, while Inosuke just stood there and chuckled. "Now I kind of want to see him eat some Mexican food," Inosuke remarked, "Just to see what will happen."
Turning to face Inosuke, Aizawa said, "Yeah, no. We are not going to deliberately do something that other nations will view as our nation getting ready to go to war. Hell, if one of my students pulled a stunt like that, I'd give them the longest, hardest punishment ever."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!" Zarbon and Hisoka both cried out in unison, their tones sounding with aroused, sensual pleasure.
After everyone looked at Zarbon and Hisoka weird, Inosuke said, "How about a bar and grill place?"
"You and Gasser are both sixteen, Inosuke," Hisoka pointed out.
Wouldn't stop us from simply eating there, Hisoka," Inosuke replied, "And I'm pretty sure that the bar and grill will also have sodas in case Gasser and I get thirsty anyway."
The guys all looked to one another in silence for a moment, up until the silence was broken by Juan saying, "Actually, señor Inosuke's got a point. A bar and grill place sounds nice." And so, the party all went out to a bar and grill place for dinner, to celebrate Gasser's return home.
Author's notes;
So yeah, Gasser from 'Bo bo bo-bo bo-bo bo' is Zarbon's buddy from the war. He'll have an impact in future endeavors, so keep an eye out for that. Anyway, the next chapter will be a holiday special, but Cell and the others won't pop up, mainly because they're being saved for ch75. Take care.