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The many escapades of Zarbon
Zarbon celebrates Valentine's Day
Zarbon, the elite space warrior from another planet, felt that it would be a very good day today, given that it was Valentine's Day today. It was a day that Zarbon was particularly looking forward to, given that it was the day on which love would be in the air. If there was one thing above all else that Zarbon loved to do, it was loving.
A certain friend of Zarbon's was thankful that Zarbon has a boyfriend because of this. To help edge off Zarbon's... urges.
But that's getting off the point. Right now, Zarbon was out shopping, to get some sweets for his sweet. He figured a classic heart-shaped box filled up with assorted chocolates would be lovely, so he went to the store to find the special surprise that he had in mind for his beloved. Zarbon figured that getting a heart-shaped box of chocolates wouldn't be all that tough.
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As it turned out, Zarbon's assumption ended up being wrong. Very wrong.
To Zarbon's surprise, the store that he ended up going to was virtually packed to the brim with a lot of shoppers all aiming to get some special gifts to give to their special someones today. Zarbon could tell that he was going to have his work cut out for him today.
However, to his relief, he encountered a familiar face in the store, that being Tanjiro. The elite Demon Slayer, who was escorting his demon younger sister Nezuko, was wearing the black stone stud earrings that he had gotten for Christmas during the party last year. "Ah, Tanjiro!" Zarbon called out, getting Tanjiro to turn to face him as he got closer, "Fancy running into you here!"
"What brings you here, Zarbon?" Tanjiro asked.
"Oh, I'm just here to get a heart-shaped box of chocolates," Zarbon replied, "You know, get some sweets for my sweet. And you?"
Gesturing to where Nezuko was browsing some display stands of goods for Valentine's Day, Tanjiro explained, "Oh, Nezuko actually wanted to get one of those heart-shaped boxes of chocolates as well, so she can give it to Zenitsu."
A look of confusion appeared on Zarbon's face. "Hang on, I thought that your sister only liked Zenitsu back when he had gotten fat."
"It turns out that Nezuko has a crush on Zenitsu regardless," explained Tanjiro, "She just thought that he looked slightly cuter back when he had to lose a bit of extra weight."
Zarbon nodded in understanding to Tanjiro, before going over to join Nezuko in browsing all of the different kinds of heart-shaped boxes of chocolates. The sheer variety was nearly overwhelming to the elite space warrior from another planet. However, he found one that appealed to hom, one that simply screamed 'Classic Valentine's Chocolates'. Zarbon grabbed the one that caught his eye, the decision having been made.
Nezuko grabbed the same kind of Valentine's chocolates as Zarbon, figuring that it'd save her time in shopping if she followed an example. "Well alright, you two," Tanjiro said, "It looks like you're both ready to make purchases. Let's get on over to the checkout lane."
Zarbon and the two siblings made their way over to where the checkout lanes were at, but saw that there was quite the line. As such, they'd be stuck waiting. "I'm grabbing a news magazine," Zarbon said, going over to get a news magazine to skim through while waiting in line. Reading aloud one of the article headlines, Zarbon said, "U.A. High School under fire since word had gotten out that they lack a department to help and assist special needs students?"
"Oh yeah, i heard about that," Tanjiro said, "Apparently, it has made quite the black spot on U.A.'s otherwise pristine record. I first got word of it from Kirishima, whose girlfriend is special needs."
Reading aloud another news article's headline, Zarbon said, "Elven nation of Taiwu gearing up to go to war?"
Nodding along, Tanjiro explained, "Yeah. Apparently, a high ranking elven noble's pissed because his daughter was assassinated in human territory. I got no clue what that'll mean for humanity, though."
Reading aloud one more news article headline, Zarbon said, "Mining crew done with... tunnel that goes between two mountains?"
"Oh yeah, that," Tanjiro began, "There's a resort town on the other side of those mountains. The mining crew penetrated between the two of them so that people could save time getting to the rear."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!" Zarbon cried out in aroused, sensual pleasure, "Reminds me of the time back when I had dabbled a bit in mining myself."
Tanjiro let out a knowing, mildly amused smile. If anything, at least Zarbon was having fun today on Valentine's Day.
Author's notes;
One should be able to see why Valentine's Day would be one of Zarbon's favorite holidays. But that's aside from the point. Anyway, the next chapter will actually be the last in this story, but there's also going to be some news given during the next and final chapter, where Cell and the others will make an appearance. See you all later.