Now I know that I said I was going to be working on updates and yes you will be getting one of those in time but I need to get them off the ground but until then you will just have to wait on those but hopefully this new story will keep you interested until the updates start. I am going to be making a different KonoSuba story seeing as I did not like my first one in the slightest so I thought that I would redo it and since it was only one chapter I REALLY don't have to worry about having to delete a whole fucking story full of chapters and instead I only had to do one single chapter and it made me feel just a tad better about getting rid of the first KonoSuba story. I am going to be making an O.C. for my story who is going to be the main character just like all the other stories that I have created since it is more fun for me to make and mold an O.C. into whoever the hell I want rather than change someone from the cannon so much that he or she is just an O.C. with the cannon person's name just slapped on just because they can and I myself have done that in the past with Naruto seeing as I HATE cannon Naruto with a fucking PASSION. I already know what item I am going to be sending with him to the world of KonoSuba along with what class I am going to be giving him so go me for knowing these things right from the get go as it would be a major pain in the ass if I didn't and waited for the last minute. For the pairing I am indeed going to be making it into a harem of females that will fall in love and want to spend the rest of their lives with my O.C. and you will see who is going to end up with my O.C. at the end of this chapter. Disclaimer: I own nothing at all nor will I ever save for the O.C. I made for this story.
A male around the age of sixteen years old with silky black hair that reaches down to his lower shoulder blades which leaves some of his bangs to fall near his eyes, turquoise colored eyes, and healthy pale skin color. He is wearing a white short sleeved shirt, over that is a black leather coat with a picture of a lion on the back for decoration, a pair of blue cargo jeans, a pair of black leather fingerless combat gloves and a pair of brown leather converse gym shoes. This is Makoto Kamikaze a hardcore gamer who plays pretty much any kind of Role Playing Game out there.
Currently Makoto is walking with his childhood best friend who is an attractive sixteen year old girl with medium length brownish red hair that has strands of her hair hanging over the right side of her face, dark blue eyes, a well endowed figure, and large and soft D-cup breasts. She is wearing a light blue sweater, a green skirt that reaches down to her thighs, a pair of black tights, brown leather Italian loafers, and a set of blue wireless headphones are around her neck. This is Miku Harumi another hardcore gamer who plays just as much Role Playing Games as Makoto.
"So what kind of snacks should we get today" Makoto asked in wonder.
"I have no clue" Miku said bluntly.
"Then I guess we will find out when we get there" Makoto said honestly.
As the two walked to their destination a lot of people looked at Makoto and Miku and claimed that they would make a really cute couple which made both teenagers blush. Both Makoto and Miku did indeed have feelings for one another but they never really had the guts to say anything as they didn't think that the other had feelings for the other person and they didn't want to ruin their friendship.
As the two continued to walk and talk they heard the people around them start to freak out with some of them even screaming in fear which raised an eyebrow and so Makoto turned around and his eyes widened in fear. A robber was bolting forwards while holding a massive knife in both of his hands and he was heading straight for Miku. Acting quickly Makoto wrapped both his arms around Miku and got in the robber's way so Makoto felt a massive amount of pain rush through him as the robber stabbed Makoto before bolting off in the opposite direction.
Miku watched as her best friend and crush unwrapped his arms and dropped on the ground with blood flowing out of him, Miku was kneeling over him with hot tears flowing down her cheeks and screamed for someone to call an ambulance. The onlookers just stood there for a second before someone FINALLY called for an ambulance. When the doctors showed up Miku refused to leave Makoto's side so the doctors allowed her to ride in the ambulance while she was clutching his hand.
"Makoto-kun, please don't...leave me" Miku said honestly.
"Miku-chan...I...I" Makoto said weakly.
"I love you too, just please don't leave me" Miku said in a pleading tone.
Makoto blacked out before he opened them up once again as he looked around only to see that he was in a pitch black room with another male around his age sitting on a wooden chair.
"Do you have any idea were we are" Makoto asked curiously.
"I have no idea" the male said honestly.
"Kazuma Sato and Makoto Kamikaze, both of you have been brought to the afterlife. It is a shame really for the both of you to pass away, after all the two of you are so very young. But the fact remains that you are indeed dead" a blue haired female said seriously.
Makoto and Kazuma both looked at the blue haired girl looked at her in surprise.
"Who the hell are you" Kazuma asked bluntly.
"Oh me my name is Aqua and I am a Goddess" the blue haired woman said smugly.
"How is Miku-chan doing" Makoto asked in wonder.
"She is not taking your death very good" the blue haired woman said honestly.
The blue haired woman brought up a screen to show Miku with tears in her eyes as she is waiting to see Makoto which made the male sad that his best friend and crush to be so down in the dumps.
"Wait a minute what about the girl I saved what happened to her" Kazuma asked in wonder.
"Oh she is going to be just fine" the blue haired woman said honestly.
"Well that's a relief" Kazuma said happily.
"That girl wasn't in any real danger" the blue haired woman said bluntly.
"What do you mean, that truck was going to run her over" Kazuma said honestly.
"That truck was actually a slow moving tractor" the blue haired woman said honestly.
"So did I die from getting ran over" Kazuma asked curiously.
"Nope you died of shock" the blue haired woman said bluntly.
"Are you kidding me" Kazuma asked in shock.
"You even pissed yourself and died of shock, even now the doctors and your parents are laughing at how you died" the blue haired woman said honestly.
Makoto tried his best to keep himself from laughing but it was not to be as soon Makoto was laughing very hard and even clutching his side which made Kazuma glare at both the blue haired woman and Makoto.
"Anyways I have an offer for the two of you you can either go to heaven which is not such a great place since there is no manga, anime, and you can't do anything sexual you just float there for eternity, option two is for you both to be reborn onto earth once again but you will have no memories of your previous life in the slightest, and finally I can send the two of you to a different world and defeat the Demon King" Aqua said honestly.
"I think I'll go with option three" Makoto said honestly.
"Since I am so nice I will grant you one power or item to take with you on your long journey" Aqua said smugly.
Aqua then threw some sheets on paper on the ground for Makoto and Kazuma to look at while Aqua was sitting on her chair before she started to eat potato chips and trying to hurry us up which was starting to get on Makoto's and Kazuma's nerves.
"You said one thing correct" Kazuma asked honestly.
"Yes whatever you want but to be honest no one is expecting anything from a shut in NEET like you" Aqua said bluntly.
"Fine then I chose you" Kazuma said smugly.
"Very well then, just step inside the portal and-wait did you say me" Aqua asked nervously.
A blue circle appears underneath both Kazuma and Aqua, then a bright light filled the room and a figure can be seen.
"Don't worry Aqua, I'll take over your duties while you are away" the female angel said honestly.
After that Aqua who was still complaining and Kazuma who was screaming that he would use Aqua and her status as a Goddess so that he could live an easy life soon disappeared which left Makoto alone with the new angel.
"So what would you like before I send you through" the angel asked nicely.
"Well do you mind telling me your name first" Makoto asked honestly.
"Oh, I'm sorry my name is Eris" Eris said happily.
"Wow you are really beautiful...sorry it just slipped out" Makoto said honestly.
"Thank you for the compliment, now back to what you want" a blushing Eris said honestly.
"Can I have the Haki ability from the anime One Piece" Makoto asked happily.
"Is that all" Eris asked curiously.
"For now that is all but thank you for asking" Makoto asked in wonder.
"Sure thing your wish is granted" Eris said honestly.
Makoto smiled at her as he felt a new power running through him and Eris seeing that smile made her erupt into an atomic blush with her averting her eyes while taking a few glances at the boy every now and then.
"Man she sure is cute-what am I thinking I just met the girl" Makoto thought firmly.
"Eris-chan are you alright" Makoto asked in wonder.
"Y-yes I am alright thank you" Eris said honestly.
"Okay then I better get going" Makoto said honestly.
"In that case have a great journey Makoto-kun" Eris said happily.
"Thanks again Eris-chan and I hope that I get to see you again" Makoto said honestly.
"Goodbye to you to Makoto-kun and don't worry you will" Eris said honestly.
Before Makoto could ask Eris what she meant by that the same kind of blue circle that transported Kazuma and Aqua to the new world it did the same to Makoto and soon Makoto was gone from the room that he was in. When he opened his eyes he looked around for a few seconds before he spotted Kazuma and Aqua and ran towards them.
"Hey Aqua-san, Kazuma-san sorry for making you wait" Makoto said honestly.
As he got closer he noticed Aqua screaming and shaking Kazuma like crazy before she went on to grabbing his neck and started to choke the teenager out, so running faster he finally grabbed onto Aqua's shoulders and yanking her off.
"Aqua-san, chill out" Makoto said firmly.
"Wh-What the heck! Stop! Stop it! I get it okay, I'm sorry if you want to go home that bad then just leave" Kazuma said firmly.
"You do realize that Eris-chan said that the only way for Aqua-san to return is to defeat the Demon King" Makoto said bluntly.
"What am I supposed to do now" Aqua cried in despair.
"Well if this world is anything like an MMORPG then there has to be a guild or something, so once we find one they can fill us in on everything we need to know" Makoto said honestly.
"You can call me 'Goddess' if you like, but when you can, call me 'Aqua' so we don't cause a commotion" Aqua said plainly.
"I get it if you are a Goddess as you claim then you should know were the guild is correct" Kazuma asked sarcastically.
"I just told you I'm a Goddess, so there is no way I would know were a lowly place is at" Aqua said smugly.
"For fucks sake this woman is useless" Makoto and Kazuma thought bitterly.
"Well we could also use something called asking as this town is pretty big so someone SHOULD know the location of the guild" Makoto said bluntly.
(Time skip to Adventures Guild)
Kazuma and Makoto opened the door to the guild and Aqua gathered all her courage to go in with them and when they entered they were greeted by a blond waitress with some drinks in her hand.
"Welcome! If you are here to eat then grab a seat and I will be with you shortly, and if you are here to register as an adventurer then head to the counter please" the blond said honestly.
"Thank you very much" Makoto said honestly.
"No problem cutie" the waitress said happily.
Makoto then scanned the entire room and saw most of then wearing armor and looked pretty damn tough to boot, he figured that these guys were the strong tank characters.
"Hey" a male voice said firmly.
Makoto looked to see the man that called out to him and saw him staring at him, Aqua seeing this let out a small squeak before hiding behind Kazuma making the track suit wearing teenager cock an eyebrow.
"Haven't seen you lot before, along with that clothing of yours" the man said bluntly.
"Well this is armor to be exact sir" Makoto said honestly.
"You guys aren't from around here are you" the man asked bluntly.
"We came from a long way and just got into town, I want to be an adventurer and defeat the Demon King" Kazuma said proudly.
"Is that right you reckless punk, then let me be the first person to officially greet you to the gate's of hell. If you're looking for the guild admission desk it is over there" the man said honestly.
The man pointed at a desk and the three walked forwards while most of the people talking and pointing at the three mainly Kazuma seeing as they were not used to seeing modern everyday clothes. When they arrived they spotted a blond haired woman standing in front of them with a smile on her face before she bowed and greeted the three people in front of her.
"Hello, what can I do for you today" the blond asked curiously.
"Um...we wanted to register to become adventurers" Kazuma said nervously.
"I see, in that case fist you'll have to pay a registration fee" the blond said honestly.
Kazuma and Aqua started to freak out while Makoto kept a great poker face before he felt a sudden weight in the pocket of his haori and pulled out a small sack and opened it up and spotted some money in it. This caught the attention of Kazuma and Aqua as smiles appeared on their faces and Makoto being a nice guy decided that he was going to pay for their fees.
"Eris-chan must have something to do with this, If I see her again I will have to make sure to thank her for this" Makoto thought honestly
"Allow me to formally explain, adventurers each have their own occupations. This is your registration card, it keeps track of how many monsters you killed, your current level, and even keeps track of how many points you have as you level up so you can learn new skills. So please work hard to raise your level, now you three place your hand on on this crystal" the blond explained honestly.
Kazuma was the first one to do it as it started to glow and spin around which was pretty neat to Makoto before an X was made on the card.
"With this you will be able to learn learn your current status" the blond said honestly.
"Here it comes! Now my tremendous latent abilities will be made apparent and there'll be an uproar throughout the guild" Kazuma proclaimed proudly.
"Alright thank you very much, Kazuma Satou, is it? Let's see here...average across the board besides your high intelligence and your luck is very high as well. Though luck isn't essential for adventurers. I would suggest that you become a merchant or something similar that that" the blond said honestly.
"Ouch that really has to hurt" Makoto thought honestly.
Aqua began to giggle.
"Is this chick really dashing my adventurer dream right off the bat, what the hell is wrong with this woman" Kazuma thought bitterly.
"U-um...could you put my primary job as 'adventurer' please" Kazuma asked curiously.
"W-well you can always change jobs when you level up" the blond said honestly.
"That's right" Kazuma said firmly.
Aqua was up next as she walked up to the globe to get her own card, the blond screamed in shock at what she saw on the card.
"Besides you abysmal intelligence all your stats are above average" the blond said in shock.
"Of course she does" Makoto thought dryly.
"So does that mean I'm amazing" Aqua asked in wonder.
"Amazing doesn't even start as the mage class which needs a lot of intelligence is not available to you, you can be any advanced class you want like a crusader, sword master, arch priest, or any other class" the blond said honestly.
"Well since there is no Goddess class I guess I'll become an arch priest" Aqua said honestly.
"Finally we have Makoto Kamikaze your stats are amazing! Your [Speed], [Vitality], and [Defense] are all about average. Though your [Luck] and [Intelligence] are abysmally low. However your [Strength], [Agility] and [Resistance] are above average.
"No way did we get another golden rookie" Random Dude 1 said.
"Not just one but another golden rookie in just one day" Random Dude 2 said.
"We are so lucky today! Bless Eris" Random Dude 3 said.
Makoto looked around with a crowd forming around him compared to being back in Japan Makoto wasn't much of a social butterfly save for his family and Miku so seeing this many people flock to him is making him a tad nervous. Makoto tore his attention away from the people he looked back at the exited receptionist who was still looking at his adventures card in awe.
"So what class do you recommend for me" Makoto asked in wonder.
"With results like these you would be perfect for either [Martial Artist] or [Templar]" the blond said honestly.
"I made my choice I will become a [Martial Artist]" Makoto proclaimed proudly.
[Martial Artist] a class the relies heavily on their own physical prowess as they have to get up close and personal in order to actual land a few blows here and there but the class does come with one or two long ranged attacks. Most MMORPG players that Makoto knows tend to shy away from said class as they like having blades, spears, or even magic abilities with a small percentage of people actually making a good build for the class. But unlike most players Makoto is apart of that small percentage since he mastered the [Martial Artist] class in the past as he created a top tier character with the perfect build and he has plenty experience playing as this class.
The entire bar erupted after that with many praising Aqua and Makoto for their classes as many parties wanted either Aqua or Makoto to join them while Kazuma was off to the side sulking.
"Well you two it looks like our adventure is about to begin" Makoto thought happily.
Finally done with this one and now onto something else.
Harem for Makoto: Megumin, Darkness, Miku, Wiz, Eris/Chris, Yunyun
1. Expect some attacks from different anime to appear in this story seeing as I can do that and I want to have fun.
Question: What should Miku's class be in this story seeing as I am planning on bring her into the world of Konosuba a bit later but not that long as I want her to show up when things get interesting.
1. Dragoon
2. Swordmaster
3. Pyromancer
4. Light Warrior