Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless; maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed. Rescue the weak and needy; deliver them from the hands of the wicked. --Psalm 82:3-4

Hi, person in Fanfictionland. I'm TealEmperor. Call me Teal. :3 Writing is one of my favorite hobbies. When I'm not writing, I like to sew, read, draw cartoons, study theology, listen to score and soundtrack music, watch cartoon movies (Disney and Dreamworks rock!), and go on nature walks. I value peace and quiet. Fantasy is my favorite genre of literature, although I'm fond of science fiction as well. Therefore, most of my fanfics tend to be in the fantasy/sci-fi genre. I have a detailed writing style to fit, but hopefully it's not overly flowery. If you'd like to ask me a question, please consult my FAQ below, in case I have already answered it.

A few little things about me

My fandoms are Merlin, Chronicles of Narnia, LOTR, and Hobbit.

My favorite candies are JELLY BEANS!

My favorite music genre is score/soundtrack. I also like Skillet, TSO, and Imagine Dragons.

I hate parties and social gatherings

I like to wear mismatching socks

My favorite mythological animal is a unicorn, followed by a kitsune and then a phoenix.

I am easily startled

Small talk makes me uncomfortable, but I could gab about fandoms and geeky stuff for hours

I like cats, horses, octopi, wolves, gorillas, foxes, tigers, zebras, and lions

I prefer to use cursive when writing by hand

I like to play the piano and keyboard. But going back to typing on computer keys after slamming on piano keys is such a weird experience

Be kind. You don't know what that person is going through beyond the keyboard.

Far over the Misty Mountains cold, to dungeons deep and caverns old.

If you have a mental disorder but you keep fighting to go on, I just want you to know that I am so freaking proud of you. Don't ever stop.

Haters gonna hate. Luke 21:17

Books before looks, baby! Nerds rule!

Fiction writing: The only time when it's actually okay to be an emotional manipulator.

How the Hunger Games should have ended: "Thresh says, 'Rue, we won the Games!'"

I used to have an invisible boyfriend. But then he dumped me for an invisible girl. He said he wanted to start seeing girls he couldn't see.

In the hall of the Mountain King!

There is God. I know this from experience, and I won't listen to anyone trying to tell me otherwise.

One time, I accidentally dropped some books on my piano and wrote a Justin Bieber song.

When God made the earth move around the sun, it sure was a revolutionary idea.

What is popular is not always good. Gladiator fights were popular with the Romans.

I miss the days when my biggest problem was getting the Capri Sun straw to go in the little hole.

Love your enemies. God told you to do it, and it drives them crazy!

We must fight together. When "I" becomes "we," "illness" becomes "wellness."

Chuck Norris wishes he was as cool as Jesus.

The dab pose reminds me of an overly dramatic sneeze.

Chin up. God gives the toughest battles to his strongest warriors.

Weird is wonderful.

I told my friend a joke about noble gases. There wasn't a reaction.

Do you know the muffin man?

Not capitalizing the g in God because you don't believe is petty and not actually correct English. According to the rules of English, all references to the monotheistic God must have a capital g.

Nothing is impossible if the Raider's March is playing in the background!

Don't use my God to promote your hate.

Gay and ace and bi and trans, Jesus holds them in his hands -- Jesus loves the little children of the world.

Say, I wonder if "Agravaine" is a portmanteau of "aggravate" and "migraine?"

Wrong shall be right when Aslan comes in sight...

I hate having a mental disorder

I don't need a knight in shining armor. I already wear armor. Ephesians 6:13-18

Have good character; be responsible; stay confident. You CAN even!

So you say that "Let it Go" is the best Disney song? That sure is a weird way to spell "Kingdom Dance."

Science tells us how. God tells us why.

The earth is old, evolution is real, it's not a sin to be LGBT, feminism moves the world forward, there are more than two genders, we need gun control, welfare is essential, women make great pastors, Hallowe'en is a rocking holiday, and Jesus is Lord. Christian Democrat FTW.

Hipster Jesus liked you before you were cool.

Communities

Free Realms Sunrise

Neopets

Mweor

Books

Lord of the Rings and Hobbit (J.R.R. Tolkien)

Chronicles of Narnia (C.S. Lewis)

Wolves of the Beyond (Kathryn Lasky)

Six Hours One Friday (Max Lucado)

CHOMP (Carl Hiaasen)

The Land of Stories (Chris Colfer)

The Lost Years of Merlin (T.A. Barron)

Underland Chronicles (Gregor the Overlander) (Suzanne Collins)

The Bible (God)

The Black Unicorn (Terry Brooks)

A Canticle for Leibowitz (Walter Miller)

The Last Unicorn (Peter S. Beagle)

TV

Merlin

Judge Judy

COPS

Phineas and Ferb

Classic SpongeBob SquarePants

VeggieTales

Still Star Crossed

CSI

Law & Order

Music

Trans-Siberian Orchestra (TSO)

Vindsvept

Skillet

Owl City

Imagine Dragons

Carrie Underwood

Luke Bryan

John Williams

Hans Zimmer

Steam Powered Giraffe

Theatre

R&S Cinderella

Wicked

Children of Eden

The King and I

My Fair Lady

Hunchback of Notre Dame

What gender are you?

I'm a boy. That's why my title is TealEMPEROR.

But...you're TealEmpress on other sites. What's going on?

I'm FTM trans. I made a lot of those accounts before I realized I was trans. Some of those usernames I can change and others I can't. Such is life.

Where did you get your avatar?

I took that picture.

What's your real name?

As if I'm going to tell you.

How long have you been writing?

I first took an interest when I was ten.

When do you usually update?

Not very often.

Your Fanfiction friends?

Behold these awesome people!

Watcher321

Lucinda Cottontale

Writingforevs87

ChoyofBonk

247wonder

Ghoti0304

Callie Grace FRS

AAAAUGH why isn't my name on the list?!?

Don't worry! I don't want to offend anyone. These are users whom I have either known for a long time or regularly talk to. If you're not on the list, it doesn't mean we're not friends. It just means that I don't know you as well as the listed names.

Do you write every day?

Usually, yes.

Can I PM you?

Yeah, go ahead. Just don't send me spam.

Why does it take you so long to update some things?

Writer's block, working on other projects, and life stuff. I'm in college now. I'm a bus man, got lots of stuff to do. And my mental health isn't always that great.

Where do you live?

Somewhere in the United States...stalker.

What are you planning on writing in the future?

Ah, ah, ah! That's secret. Mustn't spoil the surprise ;)

Is there a meaning behind "TealEmperor?"

Yep.

Teal because teal is the "awareness ribbon" color for obsessive-compulsive disorders. People suffering from OCD need help and support, not stupid misinformed jokes made about them.

Emperor because I rule my imagination.

Can I call you Tealy?

Only if we're friends.

UPDATE! NAOW!

Don't get your underwear in a knot. I'm working on it. I have a life outside of Fanfiction, you know. Not much of a life, but a life nonetheless.

Jelly beans?

The pink and white ones are my favorites!

Favorite colors?

Blue, purple, and black.

Is there any rhyme or reason as to how these questions are arranged?

Not really, no.

Do a face reveal on deviantArt!

No.

Why not?

I have a thing about my privacy. Also, I'm not very photogenic.

How many words total have you archived?

Add them up to see.

Okay, I hate math, too. I've logged over 340,000.

Please continue [XYZ finished fic]!

I don't do sequels just for the sake of doing sequels. I've made that mistake in the past and it resulted in shoddy writing without much of a plot. In order to do a sequel, I need to know what I'm doing with the plot and have it be meaningful and well-rounded. That's not to say that I will never do sequels for any of my fics...it just means that I need to have good reason to do them.

Do you wear glasses?

Yes.

Jesus freak!

And proud of it!

How do you feel about LGBT issues?

Considering that I am LGBT (I'm aro and ace and trans), they're kind of important to me.

Christian morality is closer to Republican values.

LOL no.

Betaread my story!

(points at betareader icon at the top of the page) Clicky!

Please help me with my fic! I need advice!

I'd be glad to give it. Send me a PM detailing the issue, and I'll see if I can help.

Ew, you ship [XYZ pairing]! NoTP!

Oh, no. How dare I make my own decisions about what I want to ship. Bless me, Fanfiction user, for I have sinned. *sarcasm*

Are you a nerd?

Very much so.

Favorite snack?

Pretzels.

Favorite LOTR character?

ARAGORN! :D

Can I copy-paste some of these questions and use them in my profile?

I'm assuming that you'd want to tweak them to fit you first, but sure.

I love your writing style!

Aww, thanks :3

Do you believe in Aslan, Narnia fan?

I believe in the Aslan of this world. ;)

Why do you write fanfiction?

It's fun! ;3 And it's good practice for writing.

Will you ever write a for-real original novel?

I really, really want to! :D