Rachel's life has never been easier from school...
Rachel walks through the halls of the high school as there are students laughing at her with the popular head cheerleader shouts "hey; it's Rachel that loner freak! Let's all laugh, call her names and talk about how much of a social outcast she is because it's not like we have anything better to do in our lives!"
To her home life where she is certain that her divorced parents never got along...
Mike played by Chris Pratt and his ex-wife Karen were shouting at eachother. "I got caught up; my group of one billion Mums are trying to get pressure on Disney to cancel that horrible cartoon where the protagonist has same gender parents!" Karen yelled at Mike.
"You are too busy helping your friends gate keeping and making big deals out of nothing that you have forgotten how to actually be a Mum to your own daughter! I can't remember the last time you showed up for one of her birthdays and now you miss her High School graduation..." Mike yelled at Karen as Rachel sadly walks away.
But one day soon she will find a new friend...
Rachel is stargazing at night but then sees something, "Wait, that can't be a giant yarn ball..." Rachel muttered as she ran to where it landed to go and check.
Unlike she ever could have expected...
She sees the crash site and sees coming out from it was Bubsy with her staring at him shocked, "Uh... Woof..." Bubsy said nervously as Rachel started screaming.
Gangster's Paradise by Coolio plays.
"So let me get this straight, you are an alien and you came here to stop a group of aliens called the Woolies from stealing enough wool that they could take over the Earth?" Rachel asked incredulously.
"That's right but don't you worry your pretty little head because you have an absolutely Pawesome hero right here! Watch!" Bubsy said getting up on a table and then flying down but then hit his head on the ground. "I tend to get hurt on the landing the higher I fly down..." Bubsy said as Rachel shook her head.
"Well the human race had a good run ruling this planet, all things considered..." Rachel muttered.
STARRING
Hailee Steinfeld
"I am going to have to hide you from my parents which shouldn't be too much trouble as they are both idiots." Rachel told Bubsy.
Chris Pratt
Rachel sneaks Bubsy past the living room covering his eyes as there is Mike dabbing in front of the TV.
Angelina Jolie
They go past the kitchen where Karen is on the phone saying "I don't care how impossible you say it is, I want that horrible book banned from all the shelves in this city and I want a full trained and armed squad ready to take on any Amazon delivery van that even tries to bring it in... Hello? That's the fifth time they have hung up this week and it's only Wednesday!"
With the voices of
Tom Holland
"Come on Rachel; let's make the bad guys cry like an anime fan on prom night!" Bubsy said as he charged in to fight.
Gwyneth Paltrow
Beyonce
"Once we kill that bobcat, nothing from sto ups from taking over the planet!" said Polly and Ester the two headed queen of the Woolies before they both gave their evil laugh.
Chris Hemsworth
One of the Woolies is watching a crowd of people being excited at a stage where a video game streamer is making an appearance. "We must have found one of their gods!" the Woolie said to the others.
Chiwetel Ejiofor
"My majesties, I have spotted yarn but it seems to be guarded by a most ferocious beast!" one of the Woolies said spying through a window seeing a house cat playing with a ball of yarn.
Patton Oswalt
One of the Woolies on the mothership came up to Polly and Ester with both hands behind his back, "Your majesties I have found a natural born predator sure to take care of our bobcat problem once and for all!" the Woolie said bringing up a cute puppy dog from behind his back.
With a soundtrack including
One Direction
Coolio
Katy Perry
RZA
"You know Bubsy, you are the best friend that anyone could have ever imagined." Rachel said watching a sunset with Bubsy and their heads lean in together.
Bubsy
Coming soon to Cinemas
"What could possibly go wrong!" Bubsy said smiling.
Bubsy went on to critically flop and made back under half its budget, most of said budget went to licensing the music and paying the salaries of the celebrity cast. Bubsy went on to win many awards at the Razzies, in a sweep not seen since recent Adam Sandler movies. In particular Tom Holland and Hailee Seinfeld won the award for Worse Screen Couple with Hailee in her acceptance speech talked of having kissed the green stand in model when filming. Mattel bought the master license for the movie, merchandise for the film became discounted and started being given away free with purchases at store.