IAmAFuckmotheringVampirehide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Hellsing, and Black Lagoon. Profession: I'm currently a computer science student, software development specifically. Favorite Movie: The Grand Budapest Hotel Favorite Song: Geeze, depends really. It's something from MCR, P!atD, FOB, or Paramore. Favorite Book/Book Series: The Prince of Nothing series by R. Scott Bakker (It's Game of Thrones, except better and slightly less pornographic (That's not saying much though)) Favorite Show: Hellsing Ultimate Favorite Food: Polish style pirogi, with sauerkraut Current Project I'm currently working on a Black Lagoon/Hellsing crossover. It's going to be a citrus-y bloodbath. |
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Attrition Warfare by NoirFan7 reviews
A quality RockxRevy! This arc takes place after the events of Roberta's Blood Trail. Rock's evolution into a true pirate begins to manifest itself, while Revy struggles with repressed and conflicting feelings for him. Lagoon's dangerous new assignment has them working closely together aboard a luxury cruise liner. Who will survive? M for sex, violence, and swearing... awesome.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 72,665 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/11/2016 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Rock, Revy
On Her Majesty's Orders by impr0mptu reviews
Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing is a woman married to her job; but what happens when the Queen herself orders the head of Hellsing to take a holiday away from it all? Follow the Hellsing gang as they embark on a strange (and hilarious) new adventure! Rated M for coarse language and adult contents in later chapters. Story is obviously set AU.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,341 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Alucard, Seras] Integra, Walter
Trying my patience by Blood Never Lies reviews
A piece about Seras having to deal with Pip inside of her whilst doing her job and some of the everyday issues that remain with being a vampire. Extended from a ONESHOT. Some swearing, some French, some sexual references. Rated M for later sexual content
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,466 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Seras, Pip
Black Lagoon: Pirates Life For Me by kipper898 reviews
It all started with what should have been another job, now the gang from Lagoon are neck deep in it. RockxRevy for later chapters. Rated M
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 181,097 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Rock, Revy - Complete
Guns from Nowhere by fantasydreamer94 reviews
His life in Roanapur has been cut short by betrayal. Death rescues and transforms him. Returning from nowhere, the Japanese man takes on the city with his most trusted guns in his hands, and Revy faces him with the eyes of rivalry...and is turned-on.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,747 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Rock, Revy - Complete
The Second Glass by Sylista83 reviews
Double Chapter update and Completed! Rated M for Lemons. Ever wondered what that second glass on Alucard's table was for? Well he's saving it for a special purpose. For Seras. I stink at summaries so please read! Comments encouraged. Enjoy!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,061 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Blood Sisters by KharBevNor reviews
Integra takes the curse of eternal life to ensure the survival of Hellsing. A Hellsing fanfic cliche with a twist. IxS. Yuri. Semi-explicit lemon. The problem with Chapter 9 has been fixed.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,340 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Integra, Seras - Complete
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Roanapur City Nights reviews
This crossover I always thought would be cool, others just didn't quite do it justice. Integra sends Alucard and Seras to Roanapur to combat FREAKs. Integra knows that were there's FREAKs, there's Millennium. Roanapur is on edge after the vampire twins, how will they react to real vampires? Lagoon Company is about to get a lot closer to ground zero than they'd like. May get lemony.
Crossover - Hellsing & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,635 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 10/20/2015 - [Alucard, Seras] [Revy, Rock]
Requiem for a Businessman reviews
We all know Rock is a tactical genius due to his performance during Roberta's second rampage in Roanapur. The question remains, where did he get those skills?
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 12/11/2015