If I traded it all
If I gave it all away
For one thing
Wouldn't that be something
If I sorted it out
If I knew all about
That one thing
Wouldn't it be something
-Finger 11-

And then she was on . Welcome to Siofra the Elf's fanfictions. I promise you will either laugh, or cry, or neither, or both. Which, come to think of it, isn't much of a promise, but what can you do?

I came here because I had probably sixty fics on , and it was getting a tad ridiculous. RIDICULOUS, I TELL YOU! Although, if you want to see my massive amounts of fanfiction, you can click on the following links:

Astronomy Tower
Riddikulus
The Dark Arts

Most of the fics I write are romance. Even the dark ones. Because I love romance. I think, cliched as it may sound, that love makes the world go round. I am in love with love. The idea of it, the expression of it, everything about love. Having never been in love myself, I find it challenging as a writer to write characters who love each other. The fics I most identify with are, of course, the Riddikulus ones. As Draco Malfoy once said, (in Maya's Draco Malfoy the Amazing Bouncing...Rat?)

"I happen to think entirely in one-liners. I can't help it. I was born this way. I think it's a matter of karmic balance. I'm already stunning and intelligent and charismatic.Imagine if I was sweet and coherent as well. It'd be utter chaos. I'd be knee-deep in swooning men, I'd never get anything done."

Yup. And I'm wearing my "Humble" pin, too! *Nods vigorously*