Rey, avoiding annoying friends on her birthday, exchanged numbers with some guy at the club. He's gay, but so is her roommate, so they do a little date exchange- Rey's roommate with Poe, Poe's brother with Rey. And after some awkward texts, it actually goes very well! A nice movie, good dinner, fun cider mill, lame haunted house, and great sex!

They're a wix who's got it all; and yet, they still live in the shadow of their dad, Albus Dumbledore. Still, both Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy become fast friends with them, and with each other, despite their rocky start. With a cautious hand, Phiri influences the Wizarding World as concretely as their fathers before them. Drarry is strong with this one

Derek and Chloe met, once, briefly, back in New York. Simon seemed to think he should have gotten her number, but with all his issues, Derek was glad he hadn't. Now, however, Derek is a world-renowned game designer alongside Simon and Tori. When they meet again, Chloe is working as a waitress in L.A. in addition to writing her novels. When they meet again, things are different.

Chloe is a film major living in Syracuse. Chloe has PTSD and her life is awash with anxiety and fear, running from a memory too hazy to actually remember. One day, when her impulsive best friend Liz drags her to a club, she has a panic attack and finds herself the target of a dangerous werewolf; luckily, Derek feels a strange impulse to protect her from him.

Uchiha (no first name given) is a relatively powerful Leaf shinobi who had gone toe-to-toe with several Akatsuki members and lived to tell the tale. Apparently, that was a mistake. They captured her alive, and they're bringing her back to the Akatsuki to, ah... Distract her. Keep her out of their way.

Uzumaki Naruto- wizard, jinchuuriki, ninja- WILL become Hokage; believe it! The Academy, also known more formally as 'Mahoutokoro', is the Wizarding school in Japan. It functions quite differently from other Wizarding schools around the world. This is the story of one Uzumaki Naruto as prepares to take down the Akatsuki, and the Hidden Sound, and, of course, become Hokage!

Four students- James Potter, the heir and namesake of the Marauders legacy; Frank Longbottom, a quick-minded prefect with a penchant for bending the rules; Fred Weasley, a wildcard with a fiery passion for mischief and mayhem; Sovereign Black, a brilliant witch recently transferred from Ilvermorny and our point of view character. What mischief can they manage, exactly?

Hidan's mission was SUPPOSED to be simple... But the more he learns about this kunoichi and her children, though, the less certain he is that he can beat them... And the more he talks to them, the less he wants to. What is there to do, then, but fuck the kunoichi senseless? You know- other than follow her home afterwards. Hidan's never really cared about the Akatsuki, anyway...

Mayumi is a rogue ninja from Konohagakure just trying to survive with her children, and a Jashinist. Hidan is a rogue ninja from Yugakure, just trying to spread and practice his religion, more or less. Considering that Hidan's a raging horndog, he's more than a little desperate to get her to run away with him when he finds her- or, rather, when she saves his life.

A story in which a trans Harry (ftm) helps Draco realize 'he' is a girl (mtf) and they fall in love in the process. They learn about love through their elders, and young romance through their peers, going through life throughout. Problematic as they start out pretty ignorant to trans people; I tried to mirror my own experience as a trans person first delving into this sort of thing

I lean into my seat and try to squelch my growing panic, terror, anguish. I can't do this alone. I can't do anything alone. I can't be alone. And even if I could- I don't want to. I fly until I am nearly out of fuel, locate the nearest inhabited planet, and land on Jakku. Exactly where I am meant to go. And I find her- the last of my family. I can see it in her eyes- my eyes.

Epsilon Black-Malfoy and Nova Black were raised by Orion and Walburga, and then, by Lucius and Narcissa. They went to Durmstrang and Beauxbaton respectively, until their sixth year, when they travel to Hogwarts for the Triwizard Tournament- and to discover the truth of their parents, their birthrights. Along the way, they find twins Fred and George Weasley.

You are an omega living in the Outer Rim. You've heard whispers about Kylo Ren and his strange abilities, things that go much farther than any alpha you've ever met before. You had never thought that, captured by the First Order for unwittingly supplying the Resistance, that YOU would experience these powers firsthand... ... Or that he would be so willing to show mercy.

You are hurting, and no one understands that more intimately than Kylo Ren. (tw - thoughts of self-harm and suicidal ideation. Kylo Ren comforts you.)

Ben Solo would do anything for the Resistance, for his parents- if only they'd let him. Rey has spent her life waiting desperately for the return of her parents- but she knows, now, that she waited in vain. And, together, Rey and Ben might just make each other feel a little less alone.

You're Enevre Hthena, a Superior Officer on your home planet, ready to fight to protect your people from the First Order. When Kylo Ren and his people defeat your comparably tiny military, though, he kills your leader and colonizes your planet. Sensing your power, he sets out to train you to be a Dark side user, like your mother before you. Will you become his apprentice?

Orphaned Ikedde Kenobi (only distantly related to Jedi Master Kenobi) has spent her whole life on the quiet, comfortable planet of Eckarr with her older brother. When a friend in need hands them over to the First Order, the two of them make their way to Jakku. Little do they know, it was Fate that brought them there, and they cannot hide for long...

Ten years after a one night stand, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are forced together once more when they find out their sons are either best friends or something much, much more.

Derek and Chloe have been together for years now, and they're both adults. Lauren and Kit even let them share a *room*, and they've both agreed that they're ready to go all the way. However, ever the overprotective boyfriend, Derek isn't quite sure Chloe can handle it... And she's absolutely sure she can.

The trio grow up together in an orphanage, until one summer day an old man comes and brings them to Diagon Alley, where Ron remembers some of his past. On the train, an odd boy named Draco fills them in on a few secrets... Ron is a lost child, Harry is the Chosen One, and they all become fast friends. Molly adopts them all and raises them. Things *seem* to go on as normal...

A walk through James' later years, as he suffers the loss of his parents, his solace with his wife, and greets his newborn son. Explicit, kinda sad, but ends on a hopeful note.

Lucy Mallard, a No-Maj girl living in 2011 America, receives a surprising letter from Ilvermorny, and her older brother brings her to a place in 'Wizarding New York'; Six Alleys. What will little Lucy discover in the world she knew nothing about, and how will she hold her own against knowledgable purebloods and a secret society of Scourers who want to destroy her new world?

Marauders AU, no magic [except for the tattoos]) Everyone got the tattoos. No one knew where the came from, or why, but they appeared whenever something big happened. But everyone, invariably, got the Soulmate tattoo on their eleventh birthdays; the first thing their Soulmate would say to them in the exact place they would first touch. Unfortunately for James Potter, his sucks.

Lucius Malfoy is far from a good man, and he has always had a drive to be a great and horrible man. However, his drive to protect his family is far greater, and it seems that what had appeared to be his greatest chance to achieve the former has greatly jeopardized the latter. The real question is... What is he willing to do about it?

Narcissa is desperate for Sirius to stop publicly tarnishing the Black name- and is willing to do anything to get him be more discreet about his unsavory life choices, even if it involved being a bit unsavory with him.

Valyn Alain Malfoy was born in Detroit, Michigan in America, despite being the second cousin of one Lucius Malfoy. She, of course, was an esteemed pureblood, but living in the States, she attended Ilvermorny. However, when her father dies and leaves her orphaned, she's left to her closest family member- Abraxas Malfoy- and transfers to Hogwarts.

Valyn Malfoy transfers from Ilvermorny to Hogwarts in her final school year, making friends, foes, and a lover in the process. Beta read by LadyHallows, updated on Sundays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays.

One late night, by an odd, chance meeting, the divorced Harry Potter followed one Draco Malfoy home, and they had an impromptu one-night-stand. Eight years later, they're in a situation neither one of them would have expected to have ever found themselves in- both lonely, single dads with school-age children whom they have recently gained full custody of- BEING REWRITTEN

Draco Malfoy has all but exiled himself because of guilt and self-hatred. Harry Potter is lonely and desperate for love. After a decade of living separate, miserable lives, they're reunited... But will it last longer than one steamy night? Sorry for the cringe description.

So I wrote a story about it. I have no idea if this is in character or not because I've not met Dan or Phil, nor will I ever. But, hey, please follow my Twitter. Also, I'm too lazy to edit, so it is how it is.

Everything has to be a competition with Phil. Inspired by Gamingmas 2017 and the Ho Ho No livestream, specifically the second Charades video.

If AmazingPhil had never gone on YouTube, he'd simply be Philip Lester, weatherman... And if danisnotonfire had never been inspired by him, he'd simply be Daniel Howell, lawyer.

It's 3009 and a human boy and his brother are shipped away to start their service to artificial intelligence in a utopian/dystopian world. What happens when a particularly special bot has a connection with one of them? (Dan Howell and Phil Lester)

Chloe Saunders was more than just a necromancer; she was making her first book into a movie. Derek Cain was just a poor werewolf whose only skills were lying and pissing off literally everyone. Simon Bae was an average sorcerer and a loving, supportive, boring boyfriend. Tori Bae was a gifted with an eye for acting skill. So, obviously, they would be the perfect cast and crew.

Teddy Lupin has three favorite things: tea, books, and Victoire. However, he only has one favorite place.

It's 2016 Sovereign Black would give anything to stay home schooled with her older brother, Regulus. Unfortunately for her, however, that's not an option. So, to Hogwarts she goes, and luckily, she manages to make two good friends very fast. Unluckily, she also makes several enemies. Will Sovie be able to survive what's become of Hogwarts?

Those who run the Hogsmeade School District (namely, McGonagall) are sick and tired of the students' lack of ability to behave. So, she comes up with a plan to unite them by placing them into groups and making them compete for points. It just so happens that by chance, fate, divine intervention, or the schemes of an old widow, James, Sirius, Peter, Remus, and Lily are in a group.

Seamus Finnigan takes a moment to himself in the Room of Requirement.

Lily may love James, but she will always love Snape.

Sirius Black is an arrogant punk-rock runaway with little to his name but freedom and friends. Valyn Malfoy is a lonely flower child orphan with little to her name but a dragon and lots of money. Both are and two-faced social lepers with a thing for motorcycles. So when they meet, they find they have enough opposite to attract the other and enough similar to make life difficult...

Sirius picks up dinner for his boyfriend, Remus, and after reflecting on the unorthodox way their relationship began, he ends up forgetting all about dinner in favor of the lovely desert that's waiting at home for him.

Sev and Lily have been the best of friends for eight long years... And now, in their favorite spot, could they actually become something more?

Severus Snape X OC (Abigail Downey) one shot. A short fluff.

Chloe Saunders is a rich, up-and-coming director about to shoot her first big-time film. What happens when Derek Souza, some creep from the subway, auditions for a side role in desperate need of money- and how does her boyfriend handle it? AU Chloe Saunders Derek Souza Simon Bae Tori Enright Liz Delaney Rae Rodgers Lauren Fellows Kit Bae Rated M for strong adult language (sexual)

It was the afterlife of Severus snape; it was his Hell, his Purgatory, and his Heaven

Draco Malfoy, left to live in a muggle flat smaller than a cheerio, runs into the Golden Trio ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts at a muggle bus station. When Harry Potter follows him home, they catch up a bit, and they find out that straight men can want other men, too.

The day Peter Pettigrew told Voldemort about the Potters, and why he did it, as well as some repercussions. I know a lot of people say Regulus was drowned by the Inferi, and a review has told me that's true, but whatever. This is my little alternative ending, which I prefer. A little bit of sexy talk, not too much. Also death.

Cute little short about Annie Martinez's first shift.