What's happening to me as of right now: YES!!! OVER 700 REVIEWS ON GUIDELINES FOR LIVING WITH GIANT ROBOTS PART 2!!!!

Name: Caitlin..that is all I will say. ;)

Age: Now almost 26!!

Gender: Female...I think. (checks) Yup..

'I guess God is universal...' My awesome Aunt! XD

'It was deliciously unpleasant..' My boyfriend after eating ribs with a sore tooth. So damn funny! X'D

'It was delicious despite being assaulted by corn.' The boyfriend! :D

'Could you do it somewhere besides my eye?' Again, my amazing boyfriend...!!! X'D

'You don't need help, you need death!' A friend at work...Oh Jade! XD

'Hey, you can sign up for sweating with Jesus..' Oh that boyfriend! X'D

'How does it feel knowing your balls are more offensive then Guitar Hero up the ass?!' The boyfriend and our friend! I LOL'd so damn hard!

'I want my entire body to look like my magnificent balls.' The boyfriend...Don't ask! X'D

'She is such a B word!' A friend of mine from work, I LOL'd so hard! And he wonders wy people call him Micheal Cera!

(Random conversation whilst walking with the boyfriend)

Boyfriend: *sniffs air*"It smells like something delicious and arm pitt."

Me: "It's the bar."

Boyfriend: "Oh, well, that makes sense." (It's hard to walk while laughing incredibly hard.)

I FLIPPIN' ADORE FANTASYADDICT101!! XD XD
Check out this awesomely, badass picture my friend, Jade, drew of Tai!!

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http:///art/BAM-BAM-BOW-173094476 (And check out this picture my friend Adri drew of Tai! Totally rad!)

How I imagine Jazz if he was human, just for you all's visual amusement!

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Favorite bands: The Moldy Peaches, Kimya Dawson, Antsey Pants, Relient K, Linkin Park, Celtic Woman (They are beautiful...I don't care what anyone says! xD), Night wish, Within temptation, Jimi Hendrix, Third eye blind, Katy Perry, Lily Allen, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Poets of the fall, A static Lullabye, Sail by the stars, Three doors down. (As you can tell..I listen to a WIDE variety!)

Favorite video games: The Legend of Zelda (Ocarina of time to Twilight Princess..Amazing shit! xD), Fable ll (God another game to consume my life...xP), Super Smash Brothers (N64 and Brawl..both are so badass!), The Sims 2 (I'm the biggest Sims geek you'll ever meet!), Wii Sports..(Bowling is my thing! hahah), Cooking Mama (The only flaw is that it makes me really hungry!), Nintendog (I own a retriever named Ziggy, and a chihuahua named Lilo...in the game not real life..I wish!), and Animal crossing! (I have it for Gamecube, DS, and Wii...hahaha), Fallout 3, Saints Row 2, and Scribblenauts!

Favorite T.V. shows: Transformers Animated (I hate to admit it but I think it's funny...xP), Family guy, The Simpsons, Robot chicken (Optimus Prime with prostate cancer was epicly hilarious! But sad...xP), Tiny toons (That was show was so awesome...Plucky was radtastic!), Rocko's Modern life (I'm nauseous...I'm nauseous!), Chowder (I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!), The Misadventures of FlapJack (Adventure!), Spongebob (He is so gayfully cute!), Back at the Barnyard (Talking farm animals is genius!), and Wild Boyz. (Steve-o is super amazing!)

Now onto the fun stuff...Fun little facts about me!

I have the best boyfriend in the whole universe!!

I have a strange phobia of Butterflies.

I'm 5'9"..Last time I checked.

People keep suggesting I should be a film critic. (I spot little mistakes that no one else cares about.)

I am pretty easy going and fun to be with...except when I'm PMSing or something.

I have much more confidence in myself than I ever did when I was in High School...(That really cheeses me off sometimes..Oh well xP)

I can be very accident prone..it's not my fault! Those stairs have something against me!

The Zoo is my favorite place to go! (It's those wild, exotic animals!)

Giraffes are my favorite animal! (So Tall and unique looking!)

I come from a large Mormon Family from Phoenix, AZ..(I'm not very religious believe me!)

I own a Metallic Rose Nintendo DS. (It is SOO life consuming!)

The only time I will wear a dress is on my wedding day. (I keep tripping whenever I wear a long dress)

Highheels are my enemy.

My favorite restaurant is Changs Mongolian Grill! (God it is orgasmically good!)

I have four piercing's. (My septum, tragus, and both ears.)

Currently, I have five tattoos!! (Worth the pain...feel the burn...literally!)

My favorite subject is high school was Advanced Art..(I had art two periods straight..how awesome was that!)

My favorite jewelery is a shell necklace. (I finally got a new one! XD HAH!)

I collect fanart...So much of it!

I collect funny little trinkets...(I have sooo much Zelda stuff...Like a Link Pez Dispenser! xD)

Hot Topic, Game Stop, and Spencers are my favorite stores at the mall.

I enjoy painting my nails bright green, pink, glow-in-the-dark, and blue...Sometimes Black!

I am addicted to Mountain Dew..Both plain and Voltage!

I wanted to do this for a while!

A Bio on Tai!
Yay! Excitement!

Name: Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime

Age: 18

Faction: Autobot

Race: Technorganic.

Gender: All female.

Personality: Goofy, sarcastic, very in your face, very random, and she loves being around people...and Autobots...and Barricade.

Looks: Short, incredibly choppy layered hair. Changes colors every month. Very pretty facial features, even though her right side is robotic. She is very skinny and athleitically fit.

Random fatcs:

She enjoys painting her own nails.
When she was younger, she wanted to be a robot when she grew up.
She secretly likes listening to pop music.
Her favorite foods are Tacos, ribs, pizza, chicken ceaser salads, nachos with beef and lots of sour cream, chocolate covered ants, and chicken strips.
She usually gets a a strawberry banana rendevous at Cold stone. But she replaces the strawberry ice cream with sweet cream.
She can't swim.
From ages 8-10, her first foster family taught her opera, the violin, and irish step dancing.
Then from age 11-15, her second and her favorite foster family taught her how to do gymnastics, break dancing, and juggling. She worked her ass off at the gymnastics.
Ages 15-18, she was pretty much a teenage mother when the rest of her foster mothers were druggies.
Singing and playing musical instruments come to her very naturally.
She can play the guitar, piano, violin, cello, and the drums.
She still has her Dad's old guitar.
Blurr used to call her his little jumping shrimp.
She is very short. 5'2"
Her favorite fast food restaurant is Jack in the box. She loves the ultimate cheeseburger and curly fries.
Her favorite actor is Gregory Peck.
She has ten tattoos and fifteen piercings.
She thinks Disney villians are sexy.
Her favorite soda is Dr. Pepper.
She owns over 300 video games and DVD's.
She collects flasks.
Her favorite song is 'Bad Romance' by Lady Gaga.
She is a very skilled artist.
She graduated early from High school due to her superior grades.
She likes to help Wheeljack with his experiments.
She wants Ratchet to build her a light saber. He keeps saying no.
She has tazzed herself for fifty dollars when she was fourteen.
She once worked at a Pasty mocha stand. She said it was very drafty.
Her favorite names for kids are Techno, Nitro, Nano, Sparrow (of course), and Alexandrite.
Her favorite cartoon characters are Gary the Snail and Brian Griffon.
She thinks Lil' Wayne is very funny.
She goes through about three eyeliner pencils in a month.
She loves getting pedicures. Even though she ends up giggling anf twitching the whole time.
She thinks Evagaline and Ray are the best disney couple ever
She can actually do the Futterwacken.
She is insanely afraid of the dark.
She has a small scar on her forehead from bashing into Ironhide's shin.
Her favorite movie was Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World.
She can Almost keep up with guitar parts in Dragonforce.
Her favorite animes include Lucky Star, Azumanga Daioh, Hell Girl, Soul eater, Ouran High School Host Club, Black Butler, Pokemon, and Pandora heart.
Her all time favorite Pokemon is Gardevoire. (She dressed up like her for a convention.)
She and Diana dressed up as Vocaloids for Halloween! (Tai was Miku, while Diana was Luka.)(Sunny and Jazz thought it was sexy.)
She changes her hair color every two weeks.

1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

There are so many amazing ones to choose from:

1. Optimus Prime
2. Bumblebee
3. The Chevy twins.
4. Sunstreaker
5. Jazz
6. Ironhide
7. Barricade

2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

What any normal person would do, let out a very fangirl like squeal of joy and pass out.

3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?

Probably wonder why I am making such a high pitched noise

4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?

I have a theory for all of them. I can see Optimus listening to Celtic music, opera, and classical rock. Chevy twins is most obviously hip-hop. Bumblebee, just about anything under the sun. Barricade, heavy metal to Death metal. Sunstreaker, the same as Barricade. Jazz, same as Bumblebee. And Ironhide would probably listen to rock, like KISS and Disturbed.

5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?

Yup, I do. Her name is Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime and she based pretty much off of me! X3

6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Well, since Prime is her father and Jazz is her bondmate, probably won't do anything she wouldn't normally do.

7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Optimus Prime...

'Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.'

8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Dancing to Caramelldansen or The Llama song.

9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Barricade and Blackout.

10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Blackout giving Barricade a ride like Mator from Cars.

11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?

Beat the living slag out of each other.

12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Don't really have one...they are tooo cool to dislike.

13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Starscream. Nuff said.

14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?

I am not pushing more then one baby robot out of my vag!

15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?

Hmmm...Prowl/Jazz...XD

16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?

Oh a number of times!

17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

I see myself a 2010 Mazda Miyata.

18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?

Arcee...she is badass!

19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?

Well, I do have the Autobot symbol tattooed on my leg, so it would just be silly to join the Decepticons.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Aww, Damn! Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I could make a snide remark about that, but I'm pretty tired.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well, isn't that the intention?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I had no idea there was an inbetween use.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (..I have no idea what that means..)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Go figure...I wanted almonds!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Good to know.)(Too bad about the other guy who everyone now calls 'Stumpy.')

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation." (But...suffocation is fun!)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

xx

Dude I had to do this!! Makenna Witwicky, hell yes!!

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Caitlin

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Caiizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Pink Giraffe (/LOL)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Rose Colby (Not bad at all!)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Hencaiko...(o.O)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Yellow Arizona tea

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Ansewkl (I can't even pronunce it...)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Lee

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Ninnja (Hell to the yeah!)

10. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Aitclinx (I spaced out for a second...I think I gt all the letters!)

Well, I guess that's everything I can think of!

Peace!