(C) THAT is not orange! It only wishes it were orange. It cries at night because it is not orange!! (c) TG!!

(C)Your Soup is the DEVIL!!(C)

(C)It's like Germ-x without the afterburn!(C)

(C)Calm, Cool, and OMG THAT FRIGGING TREE JUST HIT ME IN THE EYE!(C)

(C)I am fearless, things cower before me...AHHHH BUTTERFLY!(C)

(C)CONGRATULATIONS YOU FOUND YOUR BUDDY!!(C)

(C)If all the world was covered in cheese, then i would be a cornchip (C)

When other girls wanted to be ballerinas, I wanted to be a vampire.

I am jealous of every single girl you've hugged, because for that second you held my entire world.

Stress, overwork, and an early death(!)...Here I come!!

Don't disappoint Miroku, say yes..

I like pretty things...

I hate it when people don't finish their...ohh! shiny...

Love is when you can't pay attention in class because you are forever writing your first name with his last.

I think I'm falling in love...it scares me!

Sirius Black: escaped Azkaban...evaded Dementors...outwitted Ministry...Killed by Drapery.

Be yourself because the people who mind don't matter and the people who matter don't mind.

You're only as strong as the tables you stand on, the drinks you mix, and the friends you roll with.

Together forever, never apart, maybe at distance, but never at heart.

I SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT I AM UP TO NO GOOD!!

A bell is not a bell until someone rings it.
A song is not a song until somone sings it.
Love wasn't put in the heart to stay,
For love isnt love till you give it away.

When men yeild up the power of thinking, the last shadow of liberty quits the horizon. ~ Thomas Paine.

Honest disagreement is often a sign of progress. ~ Gandi

Happily ever after isn't free.

If drama were vodka, our school would be wasted.

STOP BUTCHERING ME LIKE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!! ~ said by Padfoot to Moony in a fanfic called " We're Insane, Aren't we?"

Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead.

Blast around so we can dance around like retards and sing like we're on crack...LIFE IS A BEACH and I'm just tanning.

Life is a wonderful disaster.

DANCE MY PUPPETS DANCE.

All your friends are laughing behind your back, kill them.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Ok I'm back, what I miss? Oh Crap!!

Good Girls are just bad girls that don't get caught.

~~~~~~~~~Sirius Quotes~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
- The Marauder's Map

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."

"I'll look for him later, I expect I'll find him upstairs crying his eyes out over my mother's old bloomers or something...Of course, he might have crawled up into the airing cupboard and died...But I mustn't get my hopes up..."

"Keep muttering and I will be a murderer!"

"Tell them whatever you like. But make it quick, Remus. I want to commit the murder I was imprisoned for..."

He was laughing at her. "Come on, you can do better than that!" he yelled, his voice echoing around the cavernous room. The second jet of light hit him squarely on the chest. cries IN SIRIUS DENIAL!!

~~~~~~~~DUMBLEDORE QUOTES~~~~~~~~

"I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you."

"I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me... Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it."

"Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself"

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."

"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them."

"I don't need a cloak to become invisible."

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

"I could break out, of course, but what a waste of time, and frankly I can think of a whole host of things I'd rather be doing."

"You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be."

"Alas! Ear wax!"

"No, I was merely reading the Muggle magazines," said Dumbledore. "I do love knitting patterns."

"I take my hat off to you--or I would, if I were not afraid of showering you with spiders."

"Time is making fools of us again."

"It’s the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more."

"He cannot kill you if you are already dead."

"Excellent, excellent."

sigh from Host sings ...but the cake was left out in the rain...CHEKC OUT MY SOX THEY'RE SWEET!!

"Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit."
- Remus Lupin

"Oh, Potter, you rotter, oh, what have you done, You're killing off students, you think it's good fun."
- Peeves
LOONY LOOPY LUPIN

~~~~~~~~~~~~FRED AND GEORGE~~~~~~~

"George," said Fred, "I think we've outgrown a full-time education."
"Yeah, I've been feeling that way myself," said George lightly.
"Time to test our talents in the real world, d'you reckon?" asked Fred.
"Definitely," said George.
And before Umbridge could say a word, they raised their wants and said together, "Accio Brooms!"
Harry heard a loud crash somewhere in the distance. Looking to his left he ducked just in time -- Fred and George's broomsticks, one still trailing the heavy chain and iron peg with which Umbridge had fastened them to the wall, were hurtling along the corridor toward their owners. They turned left, streaked down the stairs, and stopped sharply in front of the twins, the chain clattering loudly on the flagged stone floor.
"We won't be seeing you," Fred told Professor Umbridge, swinging his leg over his broomstick.
"Yeah, don't bother to keep in touch," said George, mounting his own.
Fred looked around at the assembled students and at the silent, watchful crowd.
"If anybody fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three Diagon Alley -- Weasley's Wizard Wheezes," he said in a loud voice. "Our new premises!"
"Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat," said George, pointing at Professor Umbridge.
"STOP THEM!" shrieked Umbridge, but it was too late. As the Inquisitorial Squad closed in, Fred and George kicked off from the floor, shooting fifteen feet into the air, the iron peg swinging dangerously below. Fred looked across the hall at the poltergeist bobbing on his level above the crowd.
"Give her hell from us, Peeves."
And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.

"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."

"You two just Apparated on my knees!"
"Yeah, well, it's harder in the dark --"

"Yeah, Montague tried to do us during break," said George.
"What do you mean, 'tried'?" said Ron quickly.
"He never managed to get all the words out," said Fred, "due to the fact that we forced him head-first into that Vanishing Cabinet on the first floor."
Hermione looked very shocked.
"But you'll get into terrible trouble!"
"Not until Montague reappears, and that could take weeks, I dunno where we sent him," said Fred coolly.

"Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith.
"Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't you shut your mouth?"
"Well, we've all turned up to learn from him, and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said.
"That's not what he said," said Fred Weasley.
"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags.
"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.

"Cheers," whispered George, wiping tears of laughter from his face.
"Oh, I hope she tries Vanishing them next...they multiply by ten every time you try..."

"We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us." -George

"Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.
"Well, he can do it if he thinks no one is watching him," said Fred, rolling his eyes. "So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up on his end Saturday."

"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."

"--but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public --"
"-- but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the --"

"Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G.'
"Harry's is better than ours, though," said Fred, holding up Harry's sweater. "She obviously makes more of an effort if you're not family."
"Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron?" George demanded. "Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm."
"I hate maroon," Ron moaned half-heartedly as he pulled it over his head.
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

"Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing."
Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you--"

"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!" - George

"Hello, Harry," said George, beaming at him. "We thought we heard your dulcet tones."

"We've got it Percy's Head Boy badge. We're improving it." The badge now read, "Bighead Boy."

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" Molly Weasley
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?"

"So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" she Hermione was saying, "and then there's A-"
"No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."

"Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days."
"Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?" said Fred.
"That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!" said Percy, going very red in the face. "It was nothing personal!"
"It was," Fred whispered to Harry as they got up from the table. "We sent it."

"Time is Galleons, little brother."

"What would we want to be prefects for?" said George, looking revolted at the very idea. "It'd take all the fun out of life."

"I can't see anyone trying to bump off a Quidditch team," said George. "Wood might've done the Slytherins if he could've got away with it," said Fred fairly.

"So, all in all, not one of Ron's better birthdays?" Fred

"What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong?"
"Oh no, Ron," came Fred's voice, very sarcastically. "No, this is exactly where we wanted to end up."
"Yeah, we're having the time of our lives here," said George, whose voice sounded muffled, as though he was squashed against the wall.

~~~~~~~~FRUITS BASKET~~~~~~~

Kyo: Just like I'll beat YOU one of these days!!
Yuki: Wait, wait: I think I've heard this one before..

Kyo: One of these days I'll make you say your sorry!
Yuki: I'm sorry!
Kyo: Dammit that's not what I meant! Don't you have any shame?
Yuki:Yes, I am ashamed to be seen with you in public.
Kyo: Oh that's it we're taking this outside!
Yuki: We ARE outside, you stupid Cat.

Shigure: High school girls, high school girls, all for me, high school girls.

Ayame: Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!
Yuki: Before you do that I'll drown you in the deepest part of the lake.
Ayame: That's right! No matter what happens we'll always be together!!
Yuki: I'll let you drown alone.

7 reasons not to mess with children.

1.A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very
small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each
child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what
the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."

3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother,
she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our
brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,
"Thou shall not kill."

4. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes
at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your
hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and
make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up
and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher, she's dead."

6. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head,
the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

7. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the
apples."

~~~~~~~~~~QUESTIONS I GOT FROM A FELLOW FANARTIST AND I REAL REALLY LIKED THESE QUESTIONS AND FELT THE URGE TO ADDED THEM TO MY BIO~~~~~~~~~~

2. Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Prisoner of Azkaban and Order of the Phoenix
3. Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? I LIKE THE FIRST TWO THE OTHERS TOTALLY EFFED IT UP THEY HAD BETTER NOT SCREW WITH MY SIRIUS!!
4.Who is your favorite HP character(s)? skeptical glare Well, Duh! SIRIUS!! BLACK AND SILVER 4-ever!!
5. What house do you prefer to be in? Gryffindor
6. But what house would you think you'll be in? Sadly, I don't think they could place me at all...I am special and don't fit anywhere...pouts i wanna be with my padfoot
7. Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? PEEVES
8. What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? hmm... probably, Defense againnst the Dark Arts and Charms _~
9. Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? LUPIN
10. Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? REFEREEE
11. Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? points at above statement
12. Who do you want to make friends with? THE MARAUDERS!!
13. If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? SiRiUs, I love him
14. Why would he/she be your best buddy? Well, for one thing Black and Silver...perfect match...second I'm the padfoot in our "posse" and I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH HIM i mean we are soo much alike...
15. Which character in the book can you relate to? Sirius. I love him I want to hold him in my arms and let my empathy do the rest
16. What pet would you get? AN OWL!!

Yes/No Questions:

17. Do you think Snape is on Voldemort's side? ...er well, I'm biased with Sirius, so YES!!
18. Did you cry when Dumbledore died? YES, the tears flowed openly I had a bunch of people ask me if i was okay... I was in the car on my way to the airport while reading it...I had gotten it right before we left...
19. Did you cry when Sirius died? OMG, YES IT WAS THE MOST TRAGIC THING!! AND THEN DUMBLEDORE OH THE ANGST
20. Did you cry when Cedric Diggory died? No
21. Do you like the outcome of the Half-Blood Prince? NO!
22. Were the romance going on in book 6 bothering you a bit? Hell Yes!
23. Do you often dream of yourself in Hogwarts? Of course, How else would Tyna have met Sirius...why am I talking in third person
24. Would you freak out if you found out you had to come face-to-face to a dragon? show it my sexy ears which just-so-happen to be dragons WOOT

Knowledge Questions: (My knowledge isn't the best in the world. I know I got most of these wrong XP)

25. Who was the first to ever beat Harry in catching the Snitch? Cedric
26. What did Hagrid give to Harry at the end of The Sorcerer's Stone? A photo album
27. Whose eyes does Harry's resemble? Lily
28. Who was crying in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom in year 6? Draco
29. Where does Harry suspect Hagrid's wand is hidden in? His pink umbrella
30. Who created the flying keys obstacle in the Sorcerer's Stone? Flitwick?
31. How many keys were there in Mad-Eye Moody's trunk? 6, I think...could be eight now that i think of it...i know im wrong...
32. What spell is used to give light at the end of the wand? Lumos!
33. What are the three Unforgiveable Curses? Avada Kedavra, Crucio, and Imperius
34. What do the Three Unforgiveable Curses do? Crucio:physically tortures the hell out of the poor defenseless victim, Avada Kedavra kills with no trace of evidence, and Imperius controls the victim so as to do the dark wizard's bidding. XD
35. Who said "To a well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."? Dumbledore POWNS ALL!
36. Who was the werewolf that bit Remus Lupin when he was a kid? Fenrir Greyback
37. What does Sirius and James used to use to communicate? Mirrors
38. How many brothers does Ron have? 5
39. What is Ron very good at? Chess...being a jackass
40. What Quidditch Team does Ron like? Chudley Cannons
41. What's Harry's worst fear? fear itself: aka Dementors
42. What is Hermione's favorite subject? Arithmancy: i think, because she always goes on and on and on about it
43. What is the spell used to put out the light casted by the incanation "Lumos"? NOX
44. What exactly is Peeves? A WICKED-I-POWN-ALL POLTERGIEST even though poltergeists are merely manifestations of the spiritual energy built up inside some people...but, hey, let JK be creative...
45. What did Draco Malfoy once buy in Borgin and Burkes? The Hand of Glory
46. What creature petrifies the person who looks indirectly into its eyes? Basilisk
47. Where did James Potter rescue Snape when they were in Hogwarts? The Whomping Willow: from the Furry Beast WITHIN
48. Where can you buy delicious sweets in Hogsmeade? Honeyduke's
49. Where did the first DA meeting took place in? depending on which one you are inquiring about... Hog's Head was info; Room of Req. was the 1st official thingy...
50. Where did the Order of Phoenix meetings took place in? Number 12 Grimmauld Place
51. Who did Hermione Granger go to the Yule Ball with? Viktor Krum.
52. What did Fred and George drink to get themselves old enough for the Triwizard Tournament? An Aging Potion
53. What other foriegn wizarding schools are joining the Triwizard Tournament? Beauxbatons and Drumstrang
54. What did Snape brew for Lupin to keep him safe from the full moon? The Wolfsbane Potion
55. What is Madam Pince's job in Hogwarts? Librarian
56. Who is the Quidditch referee? Madam Hooch
57. What color hair does Parvati have? Brown, but a really dark brown
58. How many OWLs did Fred and George each recieved? 3
59. What did Dobby give Harry for the second task? Gillyweed!
60. Who was Barty Crouch's house-elf? Winky
61. What is Neville's best subject in Hogwarts? Herbology
62. Who did Ginny go to the Yule Ball with? Neville Longbottom

If:

63. If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? um...let me ask my conscience...Heaven: myelf and loved people..and the rest of the world..in heaven
64. If you had a choice between a Firebolt and an Invisibility Cloak, what would you pick? Invisibility Cloak XD
65. If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? HELL YES...!! I'm not sure if they would do the same for me..but a girl needs company XD
66. If Sirius Black turned up in your doorstep, what would be your reaction? My love for him would be incomprehensible and it is a waste to muddle through words to describe the emotion
67. If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? er... The next generation of Marauders: Altlantis, TG, and Alyeska ( myself aslo but i doubt i would tell myself seeing as how i would already know)
68. If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Um...depends...if they would help me to plot against the wee-yotch then sure

More questions:

69. Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? (sigh) Sirius...if he still loves me
70. Post a HP character that has the same hair color as you do. Sirius
71. Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Lily and Harry...

72. What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Sexy...oh wait that isn't a color...silver...silver is sexy
73. What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned?pink
74. What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? um...for some reason brown
75. What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? brown?...
76. What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Green HELL YA
77. What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? er...blonde...lottsa blonde
78. Is this quiz getting boring and too long? My eyes hurt.
79. If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) I would spend the day with Sirius...a day without my constant clumsiness and maybe...a ...kiss...damnit i jinxed it...KNOCK ON WOOD
80. Do you like the books more or the movies? BOOKS
81. Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? If you are extremely dim and can not guess who i will chose on the eighty-first question of the test i've been responding to with the same bloody answer (inhales) then simply go back and count how many times I say Sirius's name
82. What would your Patronus take shape in? a bird: i just wanna fly
83. What would be your Animagus form? um...sadly, a fish...or are you still allowed to be an animagus if your a mermaid...
84. What subject do you want to be the best in? probably Charms... I wanna be a med. nin.

This or that:

85. Sirius Black or Remus Lupin?Sirius...or am I allowed both?
86. Severus Snape or Sirius Black? (looks at first choice; neck hairs stand on end) SIRIUS
87. Hermione or Cho? i hate both equally
88. James Potter or Snape? JAMES
89. Hagrid or Snape? HAGRID
90. The Marauders or The Trio? The Marauders!
91. Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus...prongs has a cape that makes us invisible
92. Harry or Ron? Harry
93. Fluer or Tonks? Tonks
94. Hermione or Ginny? neither thanks...im content without answering
95. Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric
96. Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna
97. Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? BOTH
98. Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Can't i jsut have Sirius...?
99. Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? sweets...jokes...sweets...jokes...BOTH
100. Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? grrr with the hard questions
101. Death Eaters or Aurors? Good...evil...good...evil AURORS
102. Dumbledore or Voldemort? (scared) DUMBLEDORE
103. Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? THAT BELLATRIX MURDERED MY ENTIRE WORLD ( sirius)
104. Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? FIRST!! I love Dragons: check out my earrings
105. Is this survey fun or boring? Eh, it gave me something to do.

~ Luv Tyna