I Don't Know What I Am Doing
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Joined 11-17-13, id: 5334219, Profile Updated: 02-12-16
Author has written 7 stories for Doctor Who, Merlin, and Sherlock.

I first joined this site in 2013 and the first fan-fiction I wrote was about a penguin breaking into the Tardis, because why not? It's fan-fiction. 90% of the things written into fan-fiction would never happen in the real movie/tv show/book/etc. (Although, Doctor Who has had dinosaurs on a spaceship, a giant wasp murderer and reference to sofas that can read, so a sassy teleporting penguin isn't that far-fetched…)

Fan-fiction is creative, brilliant and in some cases terrifying. It can also be cringeworthy and stressful.

Two years ago, I got writer's block with one of my stories. So I gave myself a break to think. This break grew rapidly without warning. What I'm trying to say is I've been missing from this site for two years. A lot can happen in two years.

i wasn't sure if I wanted to come back here and write again. Last time round, I worked myself into states of panic for not updating quickly enough, my editing was rubbish because I was the one doing it and despite positive reviews, I was worried that my writing wasn't good enough.

It was not fun.

However, over the past two years, I have been steadily receiving notifications about people reviewing, favouriting and following my stories. So, I have decided to return to the magical world that is Fanfiction.net. But, probably not to my old stories. If I were to go back to them, I'd probably complete the whole story and then post the chapters for it. Because I really don't want to update them, only to bail once more.

So, this is my plan; write what I want, when I want and keep a cool head while doing it. And avoid using my iPod wherever I can. Damn tiny screens.

Thanks for reading.

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Show Me the Stars by RealaCarsona reviews
Clara and Me have been travelling together through time and space becoming closer and closer, after a well deserved night out, they wake up to a shocking guest on their TARDIS. Along with Oswin and now River and Missy they travel the universe causing havoc whilst maybe saving a few people too...if they ever get round to it. Also starring; the Ponds, Captain Jack Harkness.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,299 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Oswin O., Clara O., Ashildr
The importance of a name by featherkitten reviews
The meta-crisis clone chooses a middle name. He thinks about the importance of it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2016 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
All Twelve of Me by Etimire T reviews
Four psychiatrists and twelve years after arriving onto a stranger's doorstep, John Smith has been diagnosed with multiple-personality disorders, psychosis and schizophrenia. However, Vastra believes John is much more than he seems and offers him a place in her prestigious and mysterious school for unusual and talented adolescents. (mutants/superpowers AU)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,249 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 7/5/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor, Rory W.
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Penguin reviews
There is a penguin, that is all you need to know.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 11/17/2013 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Mickey S., Rose T.
The Vorpal Blade reviews
It happened to fast, the dagger was thrown, they fell to the floor. And now… the race is on, to save a life and pull apart the lies. One-sided Merganna, (Two-sided if you ask nicely.) On hold, possibly forever.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,251 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, OC
In a Land of Pixels and a Time of Cheats reviews
We all know that when Arthur and Camelot is in grave danger, Merlin goes to the Great Dragon. But what if everything is not as it seems? I'm terrible at summaries… just read it anyway… please. AU.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Bored Prisoner reviews
For some reason, I don't think Merlin would have taken his first time in prison seriously. Set in the first episode. Crack.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Merlin - Complete
Negative Reinforcement reviews
Every youngest sibling knows what it is like to have Easter chocolates stolen… even Sherlock. Little bit weird, better than summary, kidlock, one shot, please read, thank you.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2014 - John W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Element of Air
In a land of myth and a time of magic, the people of Albion were given a second chance. And only one noticed. A young druid girl holds memories of days that must never come. But will she succeed on her quest and escape her destiny? Or will she make things worse than ever?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - OC, Merlin, Morgana, Mordred
Dalek Absorbs the Internet reviews
In the sixth episode of Nine's series, a dalek absorbed the Internet. It gained knowledge. But going by what was on the Internet in 2012…it probably shouldn't have. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Daleks - Complete