Harry and the Theremin

by miltoastjunkie

Harry is starting a theremin band

hary potterre woke up today

and then was um

uh

he said im going to buy a fuckin theramin

and lol he didnt realy say fuckin that would be wierd

okay s! o he went to buy the teramin

and thne WHOOSHs a big bucnh of drugs came up and killed annabeth

wait wrong story uh

uhg okay so

and then Harry purchased his new musical device upon which he would utilize divine inspiration to create majestic compositions

and then lol he wnt to art school

and the art school was like

"clara rockmore is OUT"

and harry was like

"im gonna die"

and then he played good vibrations

and the school was like

"you are so UNINSPIRED you BAFFOON"

and then harry left outside to go outside and was like

he awlked down th estreet

okay until next time this is a cliffhanger

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