'I never saw this coming'
Disclaimer: Ken Akamatsu wrote 'Love Hina' and he owns the rights. This tale written for fun, and I seek no re-dress from it.
Writer's note: It's Keitaro turn to go through the mangler (i.e., early 20th century washing machine with rollers attached to squeeze out any excess water) and just as the machine in the parenthesis described, he is put through the wringer. However, it seems that all of his shitty days just might have silver linings, or at least that is what he hopes.
If incest bothers you, go somewhere else.
-Chapter 4-
-Early morning, two people start their day off with a bang-
A panic ran through the Hinata as someone had just finished a conversation on her smart phone.
"Fuck! Why today of all days?" Kanako muttered facetiously as she ran out into the hallway from her office. She had been expecting something like this to happen, but not at this moment.
As she ran into the common area Kanako ignored Mutsumi and Naru, who were making out by the entrance to the bar. The brunette moaned as her older girlfriend fingered her.
Without missing a beat, both waved to her as she passed by them.
As she ran up the main staircase, a panicked Kanako then muttered, "Baa-chan and Kaa-san are coming over. What will we do, Onii-chan?" She hates things that she cannot control.
When she turned off at the top of the stairway and onto the second-floor hallway, Kanako did a mental doubletake and remembered the two women downstairs, she then quipped, "Too many horny cunts around here." With a shake of her head, she let it go. She could be classified as one herself because of her brother and Ema.
Upon reaching Keitaro's room, she slid the traditional door open and received quite an eyeful.
What she saw was a naked Motoko, who straddled her brother, getting bounced up and down on his large bed; with his large cock up her, Motoko's back had arched as she screamed up at the ceiling. Her brother was underneath and had his hands up on Motoko's large boobs as the two fucked each other for all they were worth.
At the sight of Kanako, who gawked at them from the open doorway, Motoko turned and looked, slowed her pace, smiled and said, "Join us if you want to, but don't tie me up this morning. His cock feels too good right now." Then, without missing a beat, her ass slapped his lap at the same rate as before.
A loud scream from the ebon-haired warrior.
Next door, Kitsune looked at Sarah and said, "She screams louder than you do sweetie."
The blonde American smiled back at her and began to scissor her Fox.
Calmly, Keitaro looked over at his sister and asked, "What's up, Kana-chan?" He then gave Motoko's nipples a gentle tug.
A moan by the Kendoka. She also squirted some…
"It can wait until after you have finished, Onii-chan," replied a red-faced Kanako who closed the door, giggled and turned her back to it. Her panties had drenched themselves as a result of being an accidental voyeur. She knew that with their collective stamina, it might be a while.
Five minutes later, another loud shriek by Motoko.
"They must have been just about finished when I had disturbed them," she whispered and wished that it was her pussy that he had been pounding.
A few seconds later, the door slid open as a naked Keitaro looked at his sister who had patiently waited. She, herself had been bounced like that many times and enjoyed it as well. But now, she looked past him and drooled at the luscious freshly-fucked woman sprawled out on her side.
Motoko smiled back and gave her a finger wave.
To bring her out of her reverie, he asked, "What's up, Kana-chan?"
Still flustered by the earlier call, "It was Hina Baa-chan, Onii-chan. And she did not sound very happy when I talked to her. She is coming over with Kaa-san."
Instead of being nervous or upset by the news, Keitaro smiled and asked, "How much time do we have until they get here, Kana-chan?"
"Two hours at the very least," replied Kanako who noticed how calm her brother was.
Behind him, Motoko got up, threw on a robe and came over to join the siblings. She caught a glimpse of the conversation and as his bodyguard/lover/head of security, it sounded as if she should get involved.
"Okay then," he said as his mood suddenly turned serious, "Get Sarah-chan and Ema-chan to help you get whatever is needed for the meeting. Ask Shinobu-chan to make some fresh cold tea and snacks. Set the meeting up in my office because we are going to need the large conference table. Have Kaolla-chan set everything up as well. Get the special documents that we had set aside and put them into new folders. I'll have Motoko-chan greet them at the backdoor and bring them to my office. Kitsune-chan's at work, so we will have to do without her. Call Haruka and let her know what's going on. She will want in on this for sure. Have the table set up with me at the end, you and Ema on my right, along with Haruka and Kaolla on my left. Place two chairs by the door, one for Motoko who will also act as security, and the other for Sarah, who can act as the 'go fer'. Have everyone dress appropriately, and be on their best behavior. Tell Mutsumi and Naru to stay in the bar for a while. I don't need those two fucking in any of the common areas right now."
"Yes, Onii-chan," she replied with a nod. Her eidetic memory caught all of his rapid-fire directions.
"Oh yeah," added Keitaro, who smiled before he leaned in and kissed her lips.
With a smile on her face, a happier Kanako turned smartly and went downstairs to carry out his wishes.
Having closed the door behind him, Keitaro turned to face the woman there with him and said, "Where were we? Good thing I have that bathroom right over there." He pointed towards an open door.
Motoko giggled as he led her back to the bed.
More extremely loud screaming from her.
Kaolla laughed as she had had all of the rooms bugged.
An hour later, all was as Keitaro had instructed.
Especially when Kanako had to have Mutsumi and Naru move their shenanigans over to the bar. She had to endure it as the two horny older women openly kissed and molested her.
'Those two always pick the worst times,' thought Kanako who had to re-arrange herself in the locker room, 'I'm glad I finished my other tasks first.' What was worse, she enjoyed herself and had come a couple of times.
It sucked when she could not wipe the smile off her face.
Everyone was present and seated, except for Motoko who waited at the main back entry door.
Kaolla sat off to the side of Kanako as she controlled the IT for the Hinata.
"Good thing Shinobu made that new bra for me," muttered Ema as everyone in the room heard her, "I did not realize my tits were so huge now." She fondled them for emphasis.
Taking her hand afterwards, Kanako turned and smiled. Her milk was always delicious.
A slight laugh from Sarah, who said, "I haven't worn a bra since I turned eighteen." She looked down at her own substantial bosom and smiled. The petite chef had also altered her bras.
"Your tits are way too big," quipped an obviously pregnant Haruka in a sarcastic manner about her adopted daughter's large boobs. Her two children were with Mutsumi and Naru, as both women loved her kids.
Sarah and Ema nodded with huge smirks on their faces, as everyone laughed. None of the others had anything to be ashamed of when it came to their breast sizes either.
Keitaro smiled as well.
BRRRR! BRRRR!
Picking up his smart phone, Keitaro saw that it was Motoko. He did not answer, as it was a pre-arranged signal between the two.
"Mina-san," said Keitaro in a very serious tone, "Be on your best behavior until this fucking shit is over with. We'll get drunk later." He then went abruptly silent.
Silence, but smiles all around the room.
Haruka snickered.
A couple of minutes later, the clack of a familiar cane and the sound of an even more familiar voice preceded one of the people that Keitaro had wanted to confront. There were some old wounds in need of healing, before he moved onto his other guest.
As three women entered the office, Motoko bowed and sat next to Sarah. As Keitaro's personal bodyguard and lover, she would keep the two guests in line. 'Good thing I have pants on,' she thought with a smug feeling, 'because I am still leaking.'
It was not Keitaro who started, but Granny Hina, when she asked, "What have you done with your inheritance, Keitaro? And, why aren't you running the old Ryokan as I had left it."
The woman next to her was Urashima Marina. She was a striking woman of great beauty, who looked quite a bit younger than her age. Quiet until the right moment, Marina had smiled at her son when she entered the room. There were some items she needed to discuss with the man seated at the head of the table.
"Hello, Okā-san," said Keitaro who nodded and graced his mother with a genuine smile.
"I like what you have done to the old place, Kei-kun," replied his mother as she nodded in return.
Granny Hina scowled at her daughter who ignored it. Marina knew that her mother could get downright onery if she did not have control, and as of right now, she did not.
Just the opening he needed, as it seemed no other introductions or pleasantries would be needed or tolerated. Just simple business.
This surprised Haruka somewhat, as her grandmother's attention was all focused on her cousin. 'So be it,' she thought.
"It is so nice to cut through the bullshit, is it not Baa-chan," said Keitaro as all eyes focused on his as his opening was extremely terse, "Ah, where to begin." He nodded to Kanako, who handed folders to the two at the opposite end of the conference table.
His sister smiled at their mother too.
"What's this, Keitaro?" asked Hina just as curtly. She saw what her granddaughter had set before and wondered what it might contain.
"The answer to your question," said Keitaro, "Open to the folder to the first page and read. Especially look at the bottom number circled in black ink." A pause. "Before we move onto the rest, I wanted you to know how much I am worth now."
Both Granny Hina and his mother's eyes shot open as neither could turn their heads away.
With the room quiet, his mother smiled and said, "Very nice, Keitaro. I see that something of me had rubbed off on you."
Haruka snickered at her aunt, who returned a smile.
Undeterred, Hina again asked, "Where's my Ryokan?"
"Oh, I love this," began Keitaro as he looked directly at his grandmother, "One, you did not leave me a Ryokan. Two, you left me a Girl's Dormitory. Three, you did not have the guts to face me and hand it over in the proper or traditional manner. Most importantly, you never told me that my so-called 'promise girl' was gay." A quizzical look from Granny Hina. "We're friends and all, but you left that one little detail out. But in the end, everything turned out well thanks to my Imouto-chan, some good friends and a bottle of imported whiskey."
Everyone, but Hina snickered at that. Hina looked a little embarrassed as she blushed and turned away.
"Oh, and Okā-san," said Keitaro who once again grace his mother with another smile, "Your first grandchild is on the way."
"That's nice," she replied, and seemed very pleased with the news.
"Before I proceed any further with the other matters at hand," he said to her as well, "I found out that it was Tou-san who had kicked me out of the house and not you. Found out why too, he was cheating on you and wanted his lover to work at the main shop."
"I know that, Keitaro," she replied and looked at her mother, "That is why I no longer live with him. Just haven't gotten around to divorcing him yet." The smile had not left her face.
"Uh-huh," said Kanako who handed her mother another folder.
"What's this?" asked Marina as she opened the folder.
"I'll answer that, Kana-chan," interjected Keitaro who looked at his mother, "It's just something I threw together. You see, Kanako and I want to take care of you since we now know the truth. Call it a peace offering after some of the things I had said back then."
Marina opened this folder and cried, "This was part of what I wanted to talk to you about, Kei-kun."
"What the fuck," said Granny Hina in a huff, "Did you forget me or something?"
She was about to go on with another question when Keitaro signaled his sister one more time.
Another folder came her way which shut the old woman up rather quickly, especially after she had opened it. That was when her eyes shot wide open.
"Oh," replied Hina as she read through the documents before her.
"Just a thank you," said Keitaro as he smiled at her reaction. He had no intention of being an asshole under any circumstances, although he could have been one, and rightfully so.
"After we get done here," said Keitaro, "Let those of us who are not pregnant and over twenty have a drink together in the bar."
"That's a good way to shut everyone up, son," quipped Marina as the room exploded in laughter.
"I'll drink to that," said Granny whose nose was still on the pages before her.
-Mother and son-
After everyone else had supposedly gone to bed, Keitaro stood behind the bar and poured Marina another drink. It seemed as if both wanted to say something, but neither wanted to be first.
She had received quite an eyeful and did not flinch once when the subject of certain women being gay or that most of the rest were bisexual, which included her own adopted daughter.
"At least she's cute," Marina whispered.
Keitaro poured himself another shot.
She took another sip of her bourbon.
He downed the shot and heard her with a nod.
"Her name is Ema," said Keitaro in reply.
"Oh."
"But that is only part of the story."
"I see."
The awkwardness continued even when he continued.
"Baa-chan nearly shit her Yukata when she saw what I had given her," said Keitaro as he came around and sat next to his mother. Although lit up, he would have to be blind not to notice her charms.
Giggling at her son's wit, Marina crossed her legs in a provocative manner before she responded with, "Kaa-san, though stubborn to a fault, actually enjoyed hearing about what you had done to the old place. Even before we came here today."
"You could have fooled me, Kaa-san."
"That's Urashima Hinata for you."
"But everything did turn out for the best, even if it has been a little crazy around here."
"That's understandable."
In a move which surprised them both, Keitaro stood on the floor, turned her stool so that she faced him, leaned in and planted a big kiss onto his mother's lips.
Not resisting one iota, Marina opened her mouth and invited his tongue to play with hers.
Somehow, both had managed to get their arms around each other without having fallen over.
When the liquor-tinged kiss ended, Marina pushed her son back slightly and stepped down from her stool. In a move which caused his cock to get massively hard, he watched as she strutted over to the pool area.
Stripping along the way, she said, "Get your ass over here, son. I haven't had any in a longtime and this pool of yours could use a bit of messing up."
As her bra came off, he wondered if his mother really was the age that he knew her to be. Led by his hard on, he walked over and watched as she took off her thong and slinked down into the pool.
"Oh, shit," said Marina when she saw how large her son had become and added, "You are so going to fuck me shitless with that thing."
-In Kitsune old room-
Everyone had their eyes glued to Kaolla's laptop as they all became enthralled with the spectacle downstairs. No one showed the least bit of shock.
"I have known that Kaa-san has wanted Onii-chan for a longtime," commented Kanako who actually smiled, "I envy her right now."
"How old is she? She fucks him harder than blondie does," quipped the pregnant Shinobu sarcastically and smiled at Sarah.
"I'm usually worn out the next morning too," whispered Sarah captivated by action on the screen.
"I'll say. She is absolutely gorgeous," said Mutsumi awestruck by the woman having sex in the pool with her son, "I hope she likes women too."
Next to her, Naru nodded.
"I've already reprogrammed the turtlebots to clean the pool in the morning," said Kaolla with a smile. She knew how messy the pool could get after having sex in there with him on a few occasions herself.
"Your mother is quite loud, Kana-chan," said Naru who did nothing but drool at the screen. She may have rejected Keitaro, but his mother was a different story.
"Yeah," replied the younger sister who remembered how loud she got with him.
"At least she approves of me," said Ema with a smile.
"And likes the fact I am carrying her first grandchild," Shinobu said as she held Motoko's hand.
Motoko smiled at her.
For the next few hours, the gang enjoyed themselves as the tryst between mother and son continued for a while.
A traditional door slid open. In the doorway stood Granny Hina, who laughed and said, "Oh well, at least they're happy."
Shocked, all eyes turned to the old woman as none could believe what she had just said.
-End of chapter-