'I never saw this coming'
Disclaimer: Ken Akamatsu wrote 'Love Hina' and he owns the rights. This tale written for fun, and I seek no re-dress from it.
Writer's note: Remember, this story is a farce and goes to outrageous means to be ridiculous. So, with that in mind, let us see how far out there we can go. Eh?
Other members now added to our farcical family and a serious confession. It goes downhill from there as two unforeseen events happen to give our main protagonist more headaches.
If incest bothers you, go somewhere else. That subject broached upon in ridiculous amounts in this chapter, so proceed with caution.
-Chapter 5-
-A few weeks later-
The first rays of sunshine came in a certain window and tried to welcome a certain person to a glorious new morning.
However, after overindulging once again the previous evening, that certain person was having none of it.
"Fuck that shit," grumbled a hungover Keitaro as he laid on his back. Hardly remembering anything from the night before, the details of which were spurious and the memory of it was quite foggy.
However, he did remember a visitor that no one had expected or saw coming.
Having little clue of what had happened even in his oversized bed, a warm body leaned into him and molded itself into his right side. A pair of lips then kissed his face.
"Whoa," he said as a pair of large breasts pressed into him. That Keitaro was used to, but when he opened his eyes and turned his head, the kisser proved to be a huge surprise.
Although, not an unexpected one as he had heard about her situation from Haruka.
"I must have fucked her last night," whispered Keitaro whose hangover was on hold, "but how many times though?"
Through the fog, he noticed the presence of someone else who had ensconced themselves on his left. They too had their large breasts pressed into him, which made him quite hard. Almost painfully so.
"Ohayō, Kei-kun," whispered a familiar voice as Keitaro's eyes shot wide open. However, a smile somehow managed to creep itself across his face.
"How many, and where?" Keitaro asked enigmatically. His eyes turned up to face the ceiling so he could listen to her report.
"Where?" she started teasingly, gave him a faux thoughtful look, and then dug right in, "Me, six times here and in the pool area. Her, seven and in the same places. You owe me one, son. The rest down at the pool. Let's start with Kana-chan and Ema-chan, three times each. Naru was too drunk to realize that you had eaten her pussy as Mutsumi kept pouring booze into her. Personally, I think she is faking it being gay. Plus, you got everyone else once or twice with the exception of our resident yuri couple."
The face of the woman on the other side of him showed a myriad of emotions as she listened to Marina's confession. Most of it was either gasps of amazement at his stamina or giggles that he had fucked her while mostly shitfaced.
Slowly, he turned his head to the right and saw the beautiful form of a woman recently divorced.
"Morning, Tsuruko-chan," Keitaro said using a familiar honorific with someone who could easily kick his ass. He leaned in and gave her a soft peck on the lips.
She giggled again and gave him a big smile.
A hand slid down his body so it could latch onto his 'morning wood'.
However, another hand was already there.
"Oh! Ohayō, Marina-san," said Tsuruko who looked up and saw Keitaro's mother opposite her.
"One, or both," commented Keitaro whose mind tried to wrap itself around this new development.
"What do you think, dear?" queried his mother teasingly.
"She might even have another grandchild on the way," replied Tsuruko with a very beautiful smile, "as I am not on birth control."
"I need some coffee and my bottle of aspirin," he said as both women then went down on him.
"After we get out of bed," said Marina with a more serious tone, "you, me and Kana-chan need to talk. There are things about me and our so-called family that you need to know."
"Shit," he mumbled as Tsuruko made his manhood disappear down her throat.
Not caring one iota that Keitaro was her son, Marina went a bit lower and began to lick his balls.
"Might be," Marina replied before she licked his shaft and traded off with Tsuruko. She too throated him.
He went off in Tsuruko's mouth after his mother tickled his asshole. The elder demon slayer swallowed with much relish.
"Kei-kun is a stud compared to that limp dick I was married too," said Tsuruko who had just cum-swapped with Marina.
"Same here," said his mother.
Afterwards, in his private bath area, Keitaro had the two oldest women in the house pamper him.
Both women washed him when Marina decided to give her son paizuri. When he came, she swallowed his load and shared some of it with Tsuruko. She did not wish to be stingy and actually enjoyed kissing the younger divorcee.
"You two are good at that," said Keitaro as both women grinned at him.
-Interlude-
Even though Marina had her own room, she had much of her wardrobe in her son's large walk-in closet, as did Kanako, Kitsune, Motoko and Shinobu. With such a large space, Keitaro did not mind in the least. Mainly, because he enjoyed the sight of his mother's sleek and well-toned body as well as her large breasts. Always having had more money than the man she had married, Marina only wore the highest-end lingerie. Now that she lived with her son and had become his lover, she wanted her bras and panties to be something that he could strip her out of quickly. Such was her mindset. Mutsumi and Naru also indulged her as she would date one or both and came to understand why they never wanted her son. Not angry or upset in the least, he had plenty and with his financial situation, he could spoil everyone here rotten. Which he often did, as Keitaro even had splurged upon his two lesbian friends.
But now that she was out of the shower, Marina made a show of it for her son.
'Hard to believe,' thought Keitaro every time he saw her naked or barely clad body. Plus, she acted more like one of his girlfriends than the woman who had given birth to him.
The taller bedmate from last night also appreciated what she saw.
On the other hand, Tsuruko could easily put the other women here to shame with her own magnificent physique and set of large breasts. After what she went through to try to get her younger sister to come home and take over their dojo, Tsuruko chucked a lifetime's worth of hard work away when she too caught her husband cheating on her. Divorcing him in an instant, she then closed up the Shinmeiryu school and moved to the Hinata to be with her sister. Unknown to her, the Hinata had undergone many changes since her previous visit. With Haruka's encouragement, she too gave herself to Keitaro and enjoyed the sex immensely. Why not? She was still young and quite beautiful, plus she also discovered her yuri side and has since indulged herself with some of the residents. Motoko was her favorite as Shinobu never got jealous of them. The petite chef has even had her bit of fun with the woman who was on the opposite end of the height spectrum. The tall beauty enjoyed it when the mother-to-be would molest her in the shower. 'Her tongue is so good,' thought Tsuruko as Shinobu did not have to bend over very far when she ate her pussy.
Who knew so much mischief could go on after only two weeks of being here?
"This place is really fucked up," she said after getting dressed and having laughed her ass off.
All that said, she became Keitaro's assistant bodyguard underneath her younger sister. Which did not bother her in the least. The salary she received and the office she shared with Motoko more than made up for her not being the boss. The office they shared was also nice as it was well-equipped courtesy of Kanako and expertly maintained by Kaolla.
-The shoe drops-
Seated at the large desk in his office, Keitaro called in Marina, Haruka and Kanako. The three were in comfortable office chairs and faced him in an arc.
Haruka already knew about her mother and younger sister as they lived together in Sapporo. But that story is for another time.
"Okay then, Kaa-san," said Keitaro clearly as he wanted to know what she had to say, "My ears are open." That was his whole preamble.
"Before you start, Kaa-san," interjected Kanako, "Is this about the fact that I am your real daughter and that Tou-san did not father either one of us?"
No reaction from Keitaro, as he had had an inkling that he was illegitimate.
"I had expected that from my real daughter," responded Marina with a smile, but what she said next surprised both of her children, "Yes, that is absolutely true. You see, and I will give you an overview first. Neither of you know that I graduated high school at sixteen; got pregnant with Keitaro shortly afterwards; hired a nanny as I passed the entrance exam and went to Toudai; graduated early and went onto grad school; graduated there with high honors and soon had Kanako with another man; hired a second nanny and studied for my doctorate which I received when I was twenty-seven. I was home every day, so you saw me a lot. Things went a bit iffy when I finally married, and you know how that mostly went. I'll fill in any details if you want to know them."
"Whoa," said both her children in unison when she finished.
"Sounds like my Kaa-san's story as well, Oba-san," chimed Haruka for the first time. As both she and her sister never knew their fathers.
"True, Haruka," replied Marina who looked over at her niece, "But both Yoko and I had the same problem."
"What? That you both liked to spread your legs," interjected Keitaro as he cut to the chase.
"Yes, Kei-kun. I have always enjoyed sex and so has my Nee-chan," replied Marina with a certain frankness that surprised him, "On a side note, it seems my son that you have inherited my sex drive and Kana-chan, my brains."
For some reason, Kanako giggled at that. Keitaro however just rolled his eyes.
"Then why the fucking shops?" asked Keitaro slightly exasperated with his mother's nonchalant confessions, "And, why did you not help me when I needed it?" He had already forgiven her for the state of affairs that had landed him where he was now, but there were limits.
"One, to keep him out of my hair," answered Marina whose ire was up, "and two, because of that so-called 'promised girl' that you had clung so tight to. It had irritated me to no end as I suggested to you about getting a tutor. But no, you would not have it. As to the point of working at those fucking shops, I had wanted you to stay away from them as well as from the man that I had married. You did not listen to anyone back then and had even said some hurtful things to me. Only when I realized that you were right did I begin to set things straight." A pause to catch her breath. "There was a lot of wasted time as well, with you gone and me worried, as well as Kana-chan there, I nearly lost my mind. The reason I never contacted you is that I was too ashamed of myself."
A pause, as it seemed all the air had been sucked out of the room.
Opening his bottom right-side desk drawer, Keitaro pulled out three glasses and a bottle of imported scotch. Upon opening the bottle, he poured some liquor into the glasses, stood up and walked around his desk. Handing one to Marina and the other to Kanako, he went back and sat in his chair.
Haruka said, "I understand," and left it at that since she was pregnant.
Picking up his glass, Keitaro then said, "Before we go on any further, let's all start over and pretend the man that you were married to never existed. Shit, I have a harem here, I have had sex with my Kaa-san and Imouto-chan, I even fucked a newly divorced woman. If that does not do it, I have at least one child on the way and I am not even married to the woman. I have nothing more to complain about and want to wipe the slate clean. So, here's to us."
Keitaro, who raised his glass to his mother and sister, nodded as the three then drank to their new start together.
"Now what?" asked Haruka wondering why she was here.
"Gomen," answered Keitaro as Haruka got up, nodded to him and left. She was thankful that she only had a short walk home.
"I'll answer that," responded Marina, "How about a three-way?"
Kanako smiled and nodded.
Shrugging, Keitaro asked, "Where? Office, pool area or my room." Pouring himself another shot and refilling the other two glasses, he was up for anything.
"We'll start in here, and see where it all leads," said his mother. She and her daughter looked at each other, nodded and then began to strip.
"Onii-chan, you had better get those clothes off before I come back there and rape you where you sit," replied Kanako who did not hold her liquor well.
Keitaro's eyebrows raised up as Marina laughed.
"It's a good thing none of us gives a shit about incest," he said and stood up once again, "Let me at least have another shot first."
What happened then would be a threesome for the record books, if there ever was such a thing…
Later, Shinobu grumbled as she saw the mess behind Keitaro's desk. "He didn't include me," she said walking over to his utility closet and getting out the mop bucket. Though upset slightly, she was thoroughly impressed by the large volume of fluid that was spent by her lover and whoever.
"Quite the mess, huh?" came a non-standard question from her girlfriend as she entered the office, "I saw the whole thing as my Keitaro-sama, his Kaa-san and Kanako started in here before it went to wherever."
Shinobu, who many times had sex multiple times with Keitaro, understood that he was in fine fettle today and that Marina-san had probably instigated everything.
"Better alert Kaolla to get the pool turtlebots ready, Motoko-chan," said Shinobu who smiled, "And I had better ready myself for more messy sheets tomorrow."
Both women smiled at each other, laughed and then shared a kiss before Shinobu finished cleaning up after the man she loved.
-Suppertime-
In the formal dining room, the filth flew as no one held back.
The subject of what went on earlier had reached all ears here. The threesome featuring the Urashima family was one of their most perverted yet. No BDSM, just plenty of good old-fashioned sex, as all three orifices had been exploited and overly used.
The contestants, if you can call them that had showered and then attempted to make themselves as presentable as possible. However, Keitaro was still buzzed and the other two had a trashy glow about them.
"I'm still leaking," commented Marina who squirmed in her seat. If the supper bell had not interrupted them, she would still be fucking her son and tonguing her daughter.
"Is it always this bad?" asked Tsuruko who could not stop laughing at the days' shenanigans.
"More or less," replied Kaolla who was slightly jealous. She had watched just about everything that the trio had done. Even her ass squirmed a bit.
Keitaro said nothing. The smirk on his face said everything and the buzz had mostly faded, so he did not need to.
"How many sluts do we have around here now?" asked Naru in a very derisive manner.
"Fuck off, bitch," said Marina with a huge smile on her face. She still had that plastered there after her son took her in the shower even after they thought that they had finished.
"By the way you are squirming there, Kanako. I bet Kei-kun took you up the ass again," said Kitsune who wished it was her in that condition. Sarah had to tell her everything after the shop had closed for the day. Having experienced it for herself, she had no difficulty in believing her girlfriend's tale.
The younger sister blushed, which was something that she usually never did. However, her brother had just screwed her and their mother royally all around the Hinata. With absolutely no regrets either.
Sarah laughed as she remembered listening to the caterwauling which came from Keitaro's room. "And they didn't even ask me to join in," she said in the midst of a loud guffaw.
"Was that before or after Kitsune had stuck her tongue up your ass?" asked Shinobu in a very sarcastic manner.
"After, I think," said Mutsumi with a sunny retort.
"Hey, Mutsumi. I was still at work," responded Kitsune who wished she had done that because the blonde has a gorgeous ass.
"Gomen, I think that was me," asserted Naru who then added, "Her milk was quite delicious today."
Sarah blushed a bit. Not at being caught, but because Naru was so good at sex that it nearly left her unconscious by the edge of the pool. She would have Keitaro fuck her later to put a different kind of smile on her face.
"You fuck my girlfriend and have the gall to call Marina a slut," said Kitsune who looked at the brunette and laughed very hard. She was not mad in the slightest, as Sarah was very popular with all of the women around here.
"What did I step into?" asked Tsuruko who could not stop laughing. She had never heard such un-Japanese insults in all her life.
"A deep shithole, sweetie," replied Shinobu who looked over at her girlfriend's sister.
All the heads, including Keitaro's nodded at that one.
That was when the rear perimeter alarm went off. Motoko hit a button on her remote as Tsuruko checked a tablet to see who was out in the hillside lot.
Two women get out of a limousine and proceed over the small bridge to the back door.
-More fun about to begin-
A knock on the backdoor.
Putting his hand up as the insults continued to pile up, Keitaro said, "I got this."
Since there was now a cardkey only access into the manse, someone had to go answer the door as most of the residents were scantily dressed.
Opening the door, Keitaro smiled and heard, "Hey, Kei-kun. Longtime, no see."
Knowing who they were, he gazed upon two extraordinarily beautiful women. The older one looked like his mother, except that her breasts were larger, her black hair went down past her knees and she had a diamond piercing on the right side of her nose. In a cream-colored tank top and tight jeans with low-heeled boots, the bra she wore underneath her top was black and very lacy. She did not look like a woman who was approaching fifty.
The younger woman was built like the older one and looked like a sluttier version of Haruka. But with her tank top, she wore a pink lace bra underneath, a purple pleated mini skirt instead of pants and spike-heeled boots. An expensive purse with her smart phone stuck out the opening hung off her right shoulder.
Both women smiled at him.
"Smells like a Yokohama cathouse in there," said the older woman as she then gazed down between his legs.
The younger woman did as well.
Both smiles turned quite lascivious as he allowed them entrance.
Behind the three, they all then heard, "Nee-chan?"
-End of chapter-