'I never saw this coming'
Disclaimer: Ken Akamatsu wrote 'Love Hina' and he owns the rights. This tale written for fun, and I seek no re-dress from it.
Writer's note: If you think the last chapter was overly silly and outrageous, wait until you read this one.
If incest bothers you, go somewhere else.
-Chapter 6-
Where to start?
The finish to supper was an interesting affair as the two Urashima sisters became re-acquainted. Nothing bad mind you, but the two women did sound like a couple of 'gyaru's' from their youth.
Stunned, some of the residents did not know what to think.
On the other hand, Yoko's younger daughter Umi caused the resident yuri couple to drool as she sat next to Kanako.
The younger Urashima sibling blushed as if she had some memory of a past encounter.
Next to Kanako, Ema could not help but laugh at her girlfriend's situation. Her cousin was quite beautiful and very hot looking.
However, that did not stop a pregnant Shinobu from molesting Keitaro under the table.
A certain smile came across the elder Urashima woman's face as both she and her daughter noticed the internal dynamics of the strange family they had decided to visit.
And possibly become part of.
-Common room, shortly afterwards-
"So, Oba-san," said Keitaro without any of the usual pleasantries, "What brings you and Umi-chan down here?" Seated in an oversized lounger, Kanako stood and flanked him to his right since she managed his affairs. He used the familiar honorific with his cousin because he liked what he saw. Both women in fact.
The frankness of the opening words to his aunt caught everyone off guard.
However, Marina snickered as she knew her son had become very perceptive and wanted to know her sister's motives first.
Yoko though, was not surprised, she smiled and came back with, "It ain't your money, Kei-kun. No, got enough of that myself. Umi-chan and I came down to see Haruka and the grandkids. Along with that, I also wanted to visit my Imouto, and see for myself the job that you have done in rebuilding this old shithole. By the way, nice job with what I've seen so far. Other than that, I need to submit a new paper to keep my doctoral certification. Oh, Umi-chan wanted to transfer to Toudai for her master's studies."
Keitaro nodded at her candor and understood since his mother was also highly intelligent.
Kanako graced her aunt with a smile.
Looks of disbelief around the room.
Having listened to her older sister's honest reply, Marina also smiled and interjected with her own stunning piece of news, "Although my Nee-chan and I may not fit the stereotype, we both hold doctorates from Tokyo University. I even need to re-certify next year."
Nodding with her sister, Yoko smiled and said, "Absolutely correct, and like my darling Marina-chan, I swing both ways. So does my daughter."
Umi smiled at Kanako, who turned away and blushed. The memories of her visits up north were still seared in Kanako's memory. It was the reason she enjoyed being bisexual.
"Fun," said Naru who then introduced herself and her girlfriend.
In her own quiet way, Mutsumi flashed Umi a brilliant smile.
Umi returned the smile to both, but her biggest smiles were for her cousins seated in and who stood next to the big chair.
Things then turned very rude.
"That's all you need is more bush, Naru," replied Shinobu snidely to the brunette.
Naru winked at the petite chef who also received one in return.
"Oh, so that's how it is," said Yoko who smiled and licked her lips, "Oh, Kei-kun," she looked directly at her nephew and added, "Don't worry, sweetie. You are on my radar as well."
"Mine too," chimed in Umi with a big leer.
Laughter from his established lovers. They had but to wait until he possibly bedded them, as his aunt and cousin would be less forward about their prowess after a night with him.
Maybe…
"Yeah," he replied unimpressed even though his aunt had a very hot body for a woman her age.
Marina snickered because her sister did not know what her son was capable of.
Offhandedly, Yoko said, "I love a challenge." It seemed that incest did not bother her either. Umi nodded with that statement as well.
The western-style door from the pool/bar area opened and three people came in.
"Hello, Kaa-san," said a pregnant Haruka as she entered through the door. Her two younger children were in tow.
"Baa-chan," squealed the two kids delightedly as they ran to Yoko. They smiled at Sarah and Umi too.
Collecting her grandchildren, she hugged them and sat one on each knee.
"How long will you be staying, Kaa-san?" asked Haruka who smiled at her sister and then sat next to her.
Umi returned the smile. Though the two viewed everything differently, this pair of Urashima siblings were extremely close.
"It might be a permanent stay, Haru-chan," began Yoko as she looked at her elder daughter, "Sold off all my physical assets in Sapporo; juggled some assets around in Niigata; finished an online lecture series about managing active and indigent properties, and I just finished my doctoral submission." She then turned to her adopted granddaughter and said, "By the way, Sarah-chan. I managed to sell off all the art that you had sent me on consignment. There is a substantial sum waiting for you in your bank account."
Everyone, including Keitaro took note of that.
Umi also smiled at her adopted niece.
"Arigato, Yoko Baa-chan," responded Sarah with a huge smile. Next to her Kitsune squeezed her hand and smiled at her girlfriend.
-Keitaro's office, a few days later-
It had not been very quiet around the old manse as we soon shall see.
Kanako's birthday on the first left Keitaro a bit on the messed up side as she and Ema really tore into him that night. What was most interesting about that evening, all three were sober.
Seated at his desk after having fully recovered physically, he did some paperwork that his sister said she needed to file by the end of August. With a couple of weeks until then, Keitaro wanted to finish it early in the day since almost everyone was out. It was also going to be Kitsune's birthday then, she had promised to wreck him even worse than his sister had done and had even included Sarah in a special 'package' deal. Alcohol would be plentiful use this time.
'I'm glad that I have plenty of aspirin ready for those two,' Keitaro thought as he smiled and plowed back into his work.
A couple of hours went by…
"A shot would be nice right about now," he said and rose up from his comfortable chair. Only Motoko fully-ensconced in her office and Shinobu in her kitchen were the only regulars to be found there that afternoon. He believed that Sarah and Ema might be with the petite chef as the three were close and enjoyed hanging out together.
Going through the supposedly secret door which connected his office to the large bar/pool area. It was not secret because he has caught some of the girls having kinky sex in there at various times. Marina was the biggest instigator though, as she would regularly be on her knees in there while she gave him head.
However, as he came in by the end of the bar nearest the exterior wall there was some muffled kerfuffle not too far away.
As he followed the moans, Keitaro snickered at the sight of his partially nude sister out by the pool with their equally semi-nude cousin. Topless, the two stood by the exterior glass wall where to pool extended outside, were kissing as they fondled each other's breasts and had for the most part totally ignored him. There was quite a squeak from his sister when Umi reached her hand into Kanako's string bikini.
"That sure as hell didn't take long," whispered Keitaro who then shrugged and headed back to work after downing a quick shot.
When he returned to his office, Keitaro received more than an eyeful as his Aunt Yoko sat in the middle seat of the three which face his desk. She had an expectant smile on her face, had dressed to thrill and had her legs crossed in a provocative manner.
"I see that you have finished with your dissertation, Oba-chan," said Keitaro as he returned to his big chair. Once again, his candor cut to the heart of the situation here.
"Marina-chan and some of the others have told me that you have hardened somewhat over the years," replied Yoko with a huge smile, "and not just between your legs either."
"It must be some of my Kaa-san rubbing off on me," he retorted not giving her a millimeter of room to navigate through.
"Shit," laughed his aunt who then stated, "What does a woman have to do to get laid by her handsome nephew and have him pound her into submission. I have seen too many of the others, including Sarah-chan, smile at you. And I know you enjoy older women because I have asked both my Imouto as well as Tsuruko-san about what it was like when they had slept with you." In a provoking manner, she rose from the chair and came around his desk. When she reached her nephew, Yoko pushed his chair back and sat in his lap.
Having followed her movements, Keitaro enjoyed playing this little game as his cock had reacted in a positive manner.
"I see you have nothing on underneath," stated Keitaro before Yoko's lips and tongue fully occupied his mouth. His right arm went around her slender waist and his left hand came up to fondle one of her large firm breasts.
That was before…
"Onii-chan," said a fully naked Kanako who stood at the secret doorway with an equally naked Umi.
When the kiss broke, Yoko looked at her niece and daughter, then at her nephew and asked, "How about a 'fourway'?"
Having heard that from where she sat, Motoko left her office down the hall. Quickly, she made her way to the office of the man she loved and said, "I want in."
There were three other smiling women, and one man who just rolled his eyes.
A few hours later…
Since no one had come to the dinner table, Shinobu went over to her beloved Senpai's office to see if he was hungry. With her were Ema and Sarah, who heard loud moans and caterwauling which came the closer they were to their destination. As it got louder, they turned the corner, entered the Office Annex and went down the entire hallway.
The trio stopped at Keitaro's office door, and without going inside became voyeurs for a few minutes.
Disappointment, and not jealousy, filled the trio.
"Dinner is ready, and we have a fucking orgy going on in Senpai's office," whispered the petite chef who stated the obvious, so that only the two could hear her, "The only bad thing about being pregnant is, I can't join in as it looks a bit rough in there and I will not hurt my baby."
"Plus, Ema-chan and I have our periods right now," hissed Sarah as she felt a bit envious. Unlike her girlfriend, she did not turn into 'super bitch' at this time.
Ema nodded.
"After I have his child and burn the weight off, I am so going to rape Senpai," said Shinobu as she turned and walked away. The petite chef did so before her lust took over and caused her to do something stupid. She would ask her girlfriend about it later.
The other two followed her back to the kitchen, where they had a few appetizers until the fun ended.
No one knew that Kaolla had turned recording devices on in her office for later perusal by the tenants.
An hour or so later…
Four extremely satisfied women sat comfortably in Keitaro's huge tub after they all had romantically washed each other off. It took them quite a while to drain everything out of their pussies too.
Keitaro however sat on the edge, even though there was plenty of room for him. He was quiet, and there was no smirk on his face.
Motoko and Kanako both gave him gentle smiles.
Amazed, Umi was quiet as her cousin had just fucked her senseless.
Sated, Yoko looked over at her nephew and said, "So, that's how."
When he heard that, Keitaro smiled.
Nevertheless, it soon became a little crowded in the bathroom as all the others, save the yuri couple, had either come in or stood out in his office.
"Next time, Nee-chan," said Marina with quite a sarcastic lilt to her tone, "Believe me when I tell you that my son is a stud."
The place erupted in laughter as Yoko laughed the loudest.
"Okay, you sluts," growled Shinobu who had just inspected the carnage of Keitaro's office, "I need some help to clean up the mess out there before we all eat."
Keitaro smiled at her, and received one in return.
-Just before O-Bon-
Kaolla was out in the onsen hosing an area down by the wall.
From his office, Keitaro saw what she was doing and so headed over to find out why.
When he arrived, Keitaro sniffed the air in the enclosed spa area and said, "Smells like piss out here."
"I haven't sprayed the air yet, sweetie," said Kaolla who then shutdown the nozzle and went over to turn off the spigot.
"What the fuck does that mean?" inquired Keitaro as the scantily clad Princess came back over, placed her arms around his neck and gave him some tongue. In a wet tank top, which showed her big tits and a tiny thong panty, she sensed his manhood as it also had its own opinion of how she looked.
When the kiss broke, she innocently replied, "Blame it on your Imouto and Umi-chan. Both had a little too much to drink in the bar and then led everyone over here. Your Kaa-san, who was sober, hollered, "pissing contest," and that was when everyone except for Shinobu-chan stripped. First, we all pissed and that little contest was won by Ema-chan. Then, Kanako and Kitsune stood behind Sarah and Ema, milked them while Yoko-san took bets. To finish everything off, we then had a little scissoring contest to see who could hold out the longest. I lost both times as I came too quickly and screamed too loud, so my penalty was to clean away all the evidence before you caught on. On that, I also failed. But I did learn that Ema-chan puts out a lot of milk and that she is also a great squirter."
"Oh," was all he said as everything seemed to still be intact. Nothing unusual from the crew that lived here with him. He almost had to laugh in disbelief that Tsuruko would join in on all that nonsense. 'Oh well,' he added to himself.
With no one else around and everything looking somewhat back to normal out there, Kaolla dropped to her knees and gave Keitaro a blowjob.
-O-Bon-
For once, it seemed that some actual sanity had settled over the manse. At least that was what Keitaro had hoped it could be ever since he woke up next to a naked Umi on the first morning of the festival.
"Hard to believe I that I was sober last night," he whispered and happily smiled.
Unlike most mornings, Keitaro did not just lay there and allow the woman, or women in most cases, to relieve his morning erection.
'Almost too good to be true,' he thought. Seated upright, Keitaro slid over to the edge and climbed out of his huge bed.
Umi though continued to lay there, she groaned when her lover went into the bathroom to pee. Her hand had reached out for him and there was nothing there for her to touch. Never in her life did she think she would ever become addicted to one man as she would usually use them and then leave, but her cousin had caused her to do a re-think.
Like her mother, her aunt and the other women except for the resident yuri couple, she had fallen in love with Keitaro.
The water in the shower came on, and with that, she decided it was time to get up.
Peeing, and like others in the manse, she gave the man of the house a kinky show. Umi spread her legs and allowed her now beloved cousin to watch as she emptied her bladder.
He caught a glimpse of what she did and enjoyed the performance.
Sauntering her lovely body across the bathroom, she joined the man already cleaning away the evidence of last night's tryst.
"I had never screamed, or cum so hard in my life," rasped a hoarse Umi who leaned against his back and reached around for his hardened cock.
Used to that as well from the other women in his life, Keitaro did not reply.
Latched on, she began to stroke him. He grew very large under her ministrations as the head turned a dark purple.
"Fuck."
"Mmhmm…"
In a move familiar to him, and somewhat to her, Keitaro quickly turned and gently pushed Umi up against the shower wall.
Giggling, she said, "Again, sweetie," as Keitaro lifted her right leg, moved in closer and thrust his hard cock deep inside her pussy.
Sober as stated, he really wanted her right then and was thankful that she was receptive.
"This is so fucking good, sweetie," shrieked the cousin with a raspy voice.
Under the running water, the two made very romantic love to each other before she screamed and both came. Both orgasms were quite messy, and reflected as to why his bedsheets from the night before had many dried spots on them.
Then, for the first time during an afterglow, Umi confessed, "I love you, Kei-kun."
For some reason, her admission struck his heart as he then replied, "I love you too, Umi-chan."
She smiled at him and asked, "Got another one in you?"
His only response was a smile and then a loud scream from her.
-At the dining room table-
Due to the three-day summer festive holiday, the residents all dressing in very beautiful Yukatas.
It was a colorful display for Keitaro as even Umi had dressed up. She left his room without anything on as he remembered most of the residents were naked down by the pool last night.
Seated as he was at the head of the table, he began to notice that there was now a certain pattern to the seating arrangements in here. To his right, was his mother, Tsuruko, Naru, Mutsumi, Kaolla and Umi. To his left, sat Shinobu, Motoko, Kitsune, Sarah, Kanako and Ema. On the end was Aunt Yoko.
Between the teasing, swearing, sarcasm and outright flirting, Keitaro began to enjoy his meal surrounded by his family. Both those by blood and those he had grown close to. It was still strange, but he would not change a thing about it.
That was when another shoe dropped, and almost led to a forehead slapping moment.
Turning to her son, Marina asked him, "How many grandchildren am I expecting?" She had a big smile on her face, and so did all the women who sat there with them.
Before he answered that, Keitaro knew that the consumption of alcohol in the manse had dropped rather sharply lately. Specifically, since the middle of last month.
That was especially true amongst two or three of his regular bed partners who looked at him rather keenly.
"I know Shinobu is for sure, Kaa-san," replied Keitaro who then scanned the room.
That was when Tsuruko suddenly turned green, got up from her chair and ran out of the dining room.
After a startled pause, Motoko smiled at the prospect of being an aunt. She had an inkling her older sister might be pregnant because she could not hold down any food, but wanted to wait until she knew for sure.
"That's now two, son," said Marina with a smirk as all the others giggled. Plus, now divorced herself, she had some thoughts along those lines as well.
Without missing a beat, Keitaro replied with, "Well, it's not like I wasn't expecting it." He fully remembered her comment back when she had first shared a bed with him.
Shinobu looked down at her protruding belly, gently patted and said, "Looks like Tou-san has given you a little Otōto or Imouto to play with."
Keitaro and Motoko both smiled at her, as the younger demon slayer touched her girlfriend's baby bump.
"Are we going to set up a betting pool like we did with Shinobu?" asked Kitsune as Sarah giggled next to her.
When she came back into the dining room, Tsuruko sat back in her seat and replied, "I will allow it. I wish to have some fun since it was my dream to have a baby."
Unexpectedly, Marina put her hand to her mouth, grabbed her napkin and ran out.
"Keitaro, you stud," said Yoko as a visitor walked in.
"Why did Marina run out of here looking a bit green?"
"Oh, shit," commented Keitaro as he finally slapped his forehead.
-End of Chapter-