'I never saw this coming'
Disclaimer: Ken Akamatsu wrote 'Love Hina' and he owns the rights. This tale written for fun, and I seek no re-dress from it.
Writer's note: I am going to keep piling on and see how far out this story can go.
Thanks for coming back and joining in on this absurdist comedy.
If incest bothers you, go somewhere else. I really mean it this time.
-Chapter 7-
"This is getting very monotonous and extremely silly," said Keitaro to no one in particular. The fact that he had probably just impregnated two more women, including his mother, for some reason did not faze him. He had a smile that spoke of that accomplishment, although it may not have been the way he had wanted them. Even so, they were still his.
Granny Hina came into the dining room. There was not a hint of anger, accusation or 'are you fucking kidding me' on her face, and her preliminary non-reaction stunned those who sat around the table. Well, most of them anyway…
But…
"How are you going to answer that one, sweetie?" asked his Aunt Yoko who thought that she had finally one-upped her nephew. She wanted a little revenge for him having taken her in the ass during a very romantic shower a few days before. Not for the act itself, but for making her cum so hard.
His mother had run out to drive a 'porcelain taxi', and Tsuruko was also probably pregnant. More than likely was…
…had triggered his non-response.
As she came in and stood behind her grandmother, Haruka who was with Noriyasu had caught on, then asked him, "Did you knock up your own Kaa-san, Kei-kun?" From her experiences with 'morning sickness' and needing to find a commode, she was familiar with what went on. Haruka too knew of the nonsense that went on at the former Ryokan as she now lived in the rebuilt Annex B with her family. (Courtesy of Keitaro, as they were very close.)
Both of the female newcomers were also clad in colorful Yukatas. Noriyasu wore a Haori and Hakama along with his tabis and getas.
"Shit, it's not like I didn't expect it," interjected Hina just as Keitaro was about to reply, "With all the literal fucking around that has gone on here since he became rich, it was bound to happen." Besides her being a widow, the only other person in the room who had married before she became pregnant was Haruka.
A big smirk was on her face. More grandchildren/great-grandchildren for her to spoil.
Looks of astonishment from everyone non-Urashima in the room, as they all had expected an explosion of some sort.
"Have a seat, and welcome," said Keitaro after he took a slug from his coffee mug and had set it down.
Still with the smirk on her face, Hina shrugged as she, a laughing Haruka and a befuddled Noriyasu all seated themselves. The kids would be here later with their nanny. (That was also courtesy of Keitaro, as well as Kanako.)
"Kindly take your hand off my grandson's cock while you are at the table, Shinobu-chan," said the old woman who smiled at her, "It's bad manners, and all that."
Disbelief from all around the table. No one could fathom the mild tone which came from the verbal combatants.
Snickering, the petite chef did so after one last stroke.
"Gomen," she said as a non-apology.
"My eyesight and hearing are still excellent, mina," said Granny Hina to no one in particular. No one in that room doubted her for a moment.
"So, that is where I got that from," whispered Keitaro who tried, and almost failed, not to laugh.
Yoko, not having received the payoff that she had hoped for from her nephew, could only shrug and chuckle at the situation.
For some reason, Keitaro seemed unaffected by the shenanigans and coolly returned to his breakfast. He was hardened by his recent wealth, as he had learned to just go with the flow. But his night spent with Umi lingered somewhat as he gazed frequently at her.
Marina returned, saw who had joined them and calmly sat back at the table. She smiled at her son and then turned to see that her mother also smiled.
A pause in the fabric of existence.
"What?" asked Hina who scanned the room, "Did you think that I would be upset by some of the hentai mischief around here? Don't answer that! There are three things keeping me from being upset right now: one, I have come to expect it; two, I had my own affairs in the past, as my late husband and I were in an 'open' marriage; and three, Kei-kun has left me well very off after I had not handled my own financial affairs too well." Then she really shocked everyone with her next admission, "I'd probably fuck him too if I were younger and could handle the stress from cumming."
Without warning, Yoko and Marina laughed and almost rolled on the floor. Kanako and Umi did as well. Haruka slapped Noriyasu upside his head when he had started to laugh.
Keitaro did not dare as Marina raised her arm up some to warn him off.
So, he changed tack yet again.
"Now I know the source of all the perverseness at the Hinata too," said Keitaro who then received a nod from Granny Hina.
"We have a bunch of real mean people around here," quipped Shinobu who smiled at the old woman.
"That's where your Kaa-san and I got it from, sweetie," re-iterated Yoko who winked at her nephew.
"Okay," said Keitaro who was the one this time to look around the room, "I want to finish my breakfast before it gets cold. We have a long day ahead of us."
Then without warning, Naru let slip, "Do Mutsumi-chan and I live with a bunch of whores?"
Seated next to her, Tsuruko gave her a sarcastic reply, "And how many of the women here have you had sex with or molested, my dear." She turned, leaned over and gave the brunette a big, wet French kiss. After it broke, she added, "I have been wanting to do that for a longtime." The possible new mother-to-be then calmly went back and attempted to finish her breakfast.
Stunned, Naru could only lick her lips and blink.
A smiling Mutsumi felt absolutely no jealousy.
After another moment of silence, the table erupted in laughter. Even Keitaro found it funny and nearly fell on the floor.
"Are we really in Japan, Haruka-san?" asked Sarah who looked at her adopted mother. The blonde American had never laughed so hard in her life.
Out the side of her mouth, Haruka responded with, "Sounds more like an old episode of 'Monty Python'. It's just too silly for Japan, sweetie."
"I'll say," said Noriyasu before Haruka backhanded him.
-Late evening, a little fun between two people-
Taking a warm shower to undo some of what had been an interesting day, Sarah laughed at some of the events after a very candid start.
Breakfast was an eye-opening time for her, but the fun had begun earlier that morning when she got out of Kitsune's bed to use the water closet. Since it was occupied, she went downstairs to use one in the pool area's locker room.
She made it inside the stall just in time to pee, but getting out of there was a different story.
With her breasts as swollen as they were, Sarah stopped at a vanity to relieve some of the pressure.
However, at the same moment Naru walked in and seeing her lift her top, the brunette asked, "May I help you, sweetie?" The leer which morphed from a gentle smile should have clued the blonde to the brunette's intentions, but instead, Sarah nodded and Naru came over to take over the milking.
No one heard the pleasured screams from there.
"That was so fucked up," whispered Sarah as she applied shampoo to her hair, "and she really knows how to use her tongue too."
Another incident then came to mind.
At the festival itself, Mutsumi took Sarah behind a cookhouse and molested her. Since she had her Yukata in the traditional manner, Sarah had made it easy for her.
"That bitch always makes me cum the fastest," snickered Sarah who smiled as she rinsed her hair.
"Who's that, sweetie?" asked a familiar voice that had witnessed the previous event, as she had gone looking for her niece.
Startled, Sarah squeezed some excess water out of her hair, moved it aside and then turned.
What she saw was a naked smiling Umi looking back at her.
Always welcome company, Umi came up from behind and reached around for her huge boobs. Not lacking in that department, the slightly older woman pressed her own substantial assets into Sarah's back.
With the young blonde leaking heavily from her nipples, Umi asked, "Need milking, Sarah-chan?"
As she turned her head to reply, a pair of lips met hers and a tongue came out to play. At the same time, Sarah moaned when a hand slid down her wet body and stopped between her legs. The moans turned into a big gasp when Umi began to finger her pussy.
The kiss broke, as Umi said, "You are so incredibly beautiful, my Sarah-chan. Did you have fun with both Mutsumi and Kei-kun?" The latter was in reference to her cousin and her niece having sex before Sarah came here to clean up.
"Yes!" squeaked Sarah as she came. It was a huge squirt as milk shot forth from both breasts.
"Let me have a taste then," whispered Umi as she released Sarah, took her hand and led the younger woman out to a lounger in the dressing area.
On her back, Sarah had her legs spread apart and had expected Umi to eat her pussy when they heard the door open.
"I guess we could not satisfy her, Mutsumi-chan," said Naru as she and her lover came into the locker room. Both stood there and smiled.
"Shit, Umi-nee," squawked the young blonde who did not appreciate the interruption. Like earlier, her switch had been flipped.
"It's okay, Sarah-chan," said Umi who gave a cold look to the two interlopers and added, "You two have had your turn, now kindly get the fuck out." She then put on a menacing smile.
"Bye," said Mutsumi, who grabbed Naru and pulled her out of there before she said something stupid.
Even Sarah had never seen two people move so fast before.
"Okay now, Sarah-chan. Where were we?" asked Umi who turned her full attention to the woman before her.
A loud scream came from the blonde.
Outside, Mutsumi and Naru listened in as Naru said, "Umi-san's look should be marketed, because it got rid of us very fast."
Mutsumi smiled at her girlfriend, whispered in her ear and led a giggling brunette to somewhere else.
Back inside the locker room, Sarah screamed, squirmed and writhed while Umi tongued her pussy. Even though three people have already had her that day, she could never get enough from those who lived with her. This particular woman seemed to know where all her 'sweet' spots were, as she squirted a number of times in her face.
Umi then swung around which allowed Sarah to join in on the action.
"You taste so good, Umi-nee," gasped Sarah before she dove right back in.
A loud screech from Umi before she squirted in Sarah's face.
It was not a minute later that Umi changed her position again and began to scissor Sarah. The two ground their pussies for all they were worth.
In Keitaro's office, Yoko said, "Marina-chan, you owe me a lot of Yen for that one."
Seated with them, Kitsune said, "You two owe me as well. Because both of you said that they would only do it in the shower, whereas I said it would wind up in the dressing room."
"Fuck," said the Urashima sisters.
"You two are worse than Kitsune-nee," said Motoko who received winks and propositions from all three.
The action had gotten so hot that a horny Ema began to leak. To help her girlfriend, Kanako took the younger woman into her brother's bathroom and romantically relieved the pressure on her enormous tits.
Behind his desk, aloof from the shenanigans of the women in his life, Keitaro tried to ignore the crowd in his office as they all watched the nearby action in the locker room on his huge monitor. Kaolla sat on his lap at least to keep him happy since his office space was the largest.
The Princess leaned in close and whispered, "Thanks for allowing us to do this, Keitaro. I will fuck you later." She then kissed his cheek and went back to watching the two nearby contestants.
Suddenly, Sarah looked up at the camera and said, "Kaolla-nee, I want a copy of this downloaded onto my laptop." It was almost if she had broken through the 'fourth-wall'.
Laughs around the room.
With that said, the blonde went back to screwing her adoptive aunt as the plastic toys and 'strap-ons' came out.
Umi ignored everything, except for the girl in front of her.
A few seconds later, Shinobu brought in some fresh popcorn.
"This should get interesting," said Tsuruko who found to her horror that she enjoyed being a voyeur.
Her sister nodded and laughed.
Keitaro, with Kaolla squirming her hotpants-covered ass all over his boner, reached for his aspiring and a bottle of water. "I think we all did this once before when Ema had seduced Kana-chan," he said after putting the aspirin away.
"There were only four of us who had witnessed that then, Kei-kun," commented Kitsune who enjoyed her girlfriend's performance on the screen. This show had a full house, except for the two on screen and the yuri couple. (They were in the pool re-enacting one of their own trysts.)
The said duo had just returned to their seats behind Kanako's desk.
"Are we making pornos in here?" asked Keitaro in a tone which dripped with sarcasm.
"Kaolla-chan, would you do the honors," said Kanako as the Princess backhanded her brother.
Ema giggled because the Princess had swatted their male lover pretty hard.
There was a non-reaction from his two bodyguards because both knew that he had deserved to be hit.
"Will you ever learn, sweetie," said Marina who smiled at her son.
After she gently kissed the spot where she had slapped him, Keitaro quietly snickered, sat there and flirted with Kaolla for the rest of the show. (The two did fuck quite fiercely, just as she had promised.)
-A week later-
About possible new pregnancies, Keitaro had to know for sure. So, he had hired a limo for three women who went to the OB/GYN. One for a checkup, and two for conformation to see if they were indeed pregnant.
For obvious reasons, he decided not go.
Also, Granny Hina had moved in with Haruka and Noriyasu. She too wanted to know the results and went to place a bet with her older daughter.
Yoko and Kitsune took bets on the results, most of the slips only included the two newest possible mothers as Shinobu told her former bedmate to leave her out of the sweepstakes.
"We did not take wagers on you since you were already knocked up, sweetie," said Kitsune who received a kiss in gratitude from the petite mother-to-be.
However, her girlfriend made an outrageous bet which caused Shinobu to laugh.
"It's your money," said the tiny cook.
When the three returned.
"Twins," stated Marina as gave her son the news and a big wet French kiss.
"Me as well, my Keitaro-sama," said Tsuruko who came in and also had given Keitaro a big kiss on the lips.
"Five," said Keitaro with a big grin. He wanted children, now he was getting all he could handle.
"I win," said Motoko.
"Fuck," said Yoko who thought she might share a windfall with the Fox.
"No drunken date for us then," said Kitsune who handed the money over to the younger Aoyama sister.
"Like hell," re-iterated the elder Urashima sister who came up behind the ash-blonde, grabbed her large tits and began to kiss her neck.
A loud gasp followed by drenched panties.
"Sluts," whispered Naru somewhat jealous of the two.
With her girlfriend off somewhere with Umi, Kitsune said, "Okay, let me shower and change into something indecent."
Seated with her girlfriend holding her hand at a table in the bar area, Shinobu said, "Those two whores are too much alike."
"If it weren't for my son," said Marina who joined them, "they would probably go trolling for men."
Not having fully left the bar area yet, Yoko stuck her head back in and replied, "You know me only too well, my dear Imouto." Out in the main hall, Kitsune could be heard laughing. A smile from the older sister who left and closed the door behind her.
Perplexed that her insult had gone nowhere, Shinobu asked, "She really wouldn't, would she?" It came out as almost non-standard, but with those two you could never tell.
"Kitsune, definitely not," replied Motoko, "And, after what I saw on one of the cameras on the rear exterior balcony between her and Keitaro-sama, I would doubt that too."
"I was outside the bar, near where the pool juts outside," added Tsuruko who sat next to Marina, "Yoko stood there as Keitaro came out from his office, stepped behind Yoko-san, lifted up her short skirt and rammed that magnificent cock of his into her pussy. She screamed pleasurably as he lasted for quite a while."
"I think I heard her in the kitchen too," muttered Shinobu slightly jealous.
"She is quite loud," said Marina who took a sip from a freshly-opened bottle of water.
"At least Kitsune isn't fickle," said Tsuruko dryly. She anticipated reactions from her statement, and got them.
The three others stared at her and laughed.
"Like I have said many times," commented Shinobu who had a thoughtful look on her face, "when it comes to the women around here, we are all a bunch of sluts.
"Mmhmm," said the other three in agreement as the four then nodded.
"Time to get the supper going," said the petite chef who stood, "Wanna help?"
Getting up herself, Marina smiled and responded to the other two, "Come on, you sluts. Let's go help her."
Tsuruko and Motoko snickered as they too stood.
When they left, Umi and Sarah came in the poolside door holding hands. Both women were laughing.
"Who knew you could win ¥150,000 in a pole dancing contest at a lesbian bar, Umi-nee," said Sarah as she put her arms around her date's neck.
"I bet you enjoyed it when that woman ate your pussy as you gyrated there, Sarah-chan," replied Umi who took her waist. She loved watching the woman in her arms writhe up on the stage.
"Probably surprised her when I leaked milk and squirted heavily in her face," Sarah said as she leaned in for a kiss.
"Fingering you was how I got you horny enough to strip and dance," Umi said when the kiss broke.
A smiling, but embarrassed Sarah did not get a chance to reply.
"Maybe I should have one put in here," said Keitaro who sat at the bar. He had not left and had overheard everything since Motoko had won the betting pool. The scotch he was nursing finally went down as he faced them.
Startled slightly, the two women smiled at their shared man and slowly sauntered over towards him.
Elsewhere…
"Shinobu will be so pissed that she has to clean up after another three-way," said Kaolla from her office, "Time to hire staff, I guess. Don't need the turtlebots just yet." Her comments were all rapid fire.
Next to her getting some IT advice, Kanako said, "Yeah, especially when she is not involved. Probably, to the question of staff. Good idea."
Ema nodded.
-End of Chapter-