'I never saw this coming'
Disclaimer: Ken Akamatsu wrote 'Love Hina' and he owns the rights. This tale written for fun, and I seek no re-dress from it.
Writer's note: After a bit of goofiness by our cast, I decide to have them get serious a little to give everyone a break. It is only a short lull before the 'shit hits the fan' again.
I appreciate you coming back for my little absurdist and over-the-top comedy.
If incest bothers you, I have stopped caring.
-Chapter 8-
-Some minor wreckage-
There was a welcomed lull in the action around the Hinata after O-Bon, but it did not last long as certain people began to find themselves tied up in some very strange places. Only the three mothers-to-be and the owner of the manse were spared the upcoming humiliation. Although, to some of the ladies of the house, they had enjoyed it. There was nothing to bitch about as the sex was good.
First on our list was Umi. As she had heard about the incidents from her cousin, but until it happened to her, had never expected someone to actually tie her up as quickly as they did. That was a bright sunny morning where she then found herself silenced with a ball gag and tied to two pieces of exercise equipment. The knots were well secured, as even she could not get out of them.
Before being silenced, Umi said, "Good thing I peed before you did this, Kana-chan. Because Shinobu-Senpai would be so pissed with us." Both women nearly shuddered because of the petite chef's sharp tongue, and now in the middle stages of her pregnancy, her words had been honed to a fine edge. Plus, with Motoko backing her with that Bokken of hers, the message could not be clearer.
Not above a little fun, Umi enjoyed having her cousin eat her pussy while bound.
Used to the nonsense, Keitaro watched from the bar. He was actually quite sober as Kaolla had nearly helped him destroy his bed last night. It was too well-constructed and easily absorbed the abuse from them.
"Rambunctious," he whispered with a snicker.
Wishing he would join in, Umi became happy when Sarah came walking into the bar looking for her. Having quickly caught on, she joined the other two and quickly went down on her bedmate.
"Come on, Onii-chan," pleaded Kanako while Umi squirted into Sarah's face.
Wanting his cock too, Sarah got up, sauntered over and stripped Keitaro. After the blonde gave him a blowjob, he came over and fucked his bound cousin senseless. For added fun, he also screwed the other two as Umi just laid there and watched. She could not do much else.
After Kanako set her free, Umi said, "I deserved that after binding you up last year and sitting you on that Sybian® machine. What a mess that was."
Sarah laughed, a blushing Kanako smiled at the memory and Keitaro shrugged before he took a fresh bag of ground coffee back to his office.
"Kana-chan never blushes," he whispered from the not-so-secret passageway.
Second, and becoming rather pathetic…
About a week later, the yuri couple were involved in a much larger BDSM gathering. One that really had Keitaro shake his head.
In his office, a smiling Keitaro had installed a second 3d printer on his workbench and had turned it on. Kaolla promised him that she would not to use his anymore to make her notorious sex 'toys' if she could have a more prominent, as well as permanent spot in his bed.
It was large enough, so the request was an easy one for him to grant. Plus, now that his mother and Tsuruko were pregnant, they temporarily moved to Marina's room down the hall.
Now on to our bit of fun.
Through the door of his secret passage, he heard two women as they pleasurably screamed. He always heard a lot of that as it came from the pool/bar area, but the girls were a bit rambunctious today to say the least.
Nevertheless, these last ones were loud in the extreme.
"What the hell!" growled Keitaro when he recognized Naru's voice. She was not generally one of the usual suspects, and it piqued his interest as to why they would tie the brunette up. Her temper was legendary around there.
Plus, Mutsumi has shown a lot more interest in him lately.
An interesting look came over his face, as he hissed, "Oh shit." That little euphemism had nothing to do with the kerfuffle close by.
Stepping back after about thirty more seconds, he straightened himself out and zipped up his fly.
Looking underneath his bench apologetically, Keitaro had to go investigate the interruption in his personal time.
When he disappeared through his secret door, Motoko came out from underneath the bench and wiped her mouth off with the side of her hand. As director of security for the household, she was curious and after straightening out her yukata, ran through her lover's secret passageway. When she reached him, Motoko saw something that completely floored her.
Naked, splayed out and tied face down on two weight benches, Mutsumi and Naru were in the middle of an interesting BDSM session. What made it so interesting, was the fact that was those two were not the usual targets for such gatherings.
Also, Kanako, Umi, Sarah and Ema surrounded them as they leered at the duo. The latter two were a surprise nevertheless.
Doing a facepalm, Keitaro had the six women smile at him, although two looked quite silly drooling with ball gags in their mouths.
"Really," he said as Motoko dropped to the floor next to him and laughed herself silly.
Besides the two obvious 'victims' secured to the equipment, the other four had dressed themselves in full 'mistress' regalia. Oh, where to start? On an interesting note, none of them had covered their boobs or pussies. Sarah and Ema leaked quite heavily as well.
When Keitaro finally looked up, he saw quite a sight before him. It made him partially hard and at the same time, scared the manse owner partially shitless.
'Get to it, damn it,' he growled. (Reference to the storyteller.)
Standing by a tray with a number of interesting looking implements on it, was his sister Kanako. All in black, she held a riding crop in her gloved hands and smiled lovingly at her brother. The others were similarly clad, although in different colors.
Naru had a candle stuck in her ass, unlit as of yet.
Mutsumi had an egg vibrator battery pack secured to her right thigh and turned on, a lower setting by the sound of it. Through the gag, she wore a very sunny smile. You could only guess where someone had ensconced the whirring device.
"Want to join in, sweetie?" asked Umi teasingly. She remembered how hard he had screwed all of her orifices the evening before in his office as things got a bit out of control. Her ass still felt a bit stretched and Shinobu had chewed them out for having made such a big mess. Mostly, it was because she could not join in, but oh well…
Before he could refuse or even answer his cousin, the backdoor by the bar opened.
In walked Granny Hina, Yoko and Marina.
Keitaro looked at them and hissed, "Oh, shit!" He then performed a perfect facepalm.
Without missing a beat, Hina said, "Play nice, children," moved past with her daughters, who giggled, and continued on into the main house.
Yoko had smiled at the two tied up on the bench. Naru looked especially delicious to her.
Eight people, thoroughly stunned by Granny Hina's non-reaction, just stood there for a moment.
Time once again stood still.
"Fuck," cursed Umi who looked at the door the three just went through, "the moment is gone." She then took the ball gags out of Mutsumi and Naru's mouths as Kanako untied them. Sarah looked a bit disappointed as Ema shrugged.
Keitaro stood there perplexed as the six were so nonchalant about their previous actions as the room's ambience had suddenly changed by the sudden appearance of the family elders. Granny's comment and his mother's giggles took him aback some. However, a good fuck and some scotch would help him to forget.
Pushing the cart into a small closet next to his passageway, Kanako kissed Ema as the two joined the others.
"You need milking before dinner, sweetie," said the younger sister as she stopped and also kissed her brother.
"Moo," responded Ema with a giggle as she kissed Keitaro too.
Leaving Keitaro and a giggling Motoko behind, the six calmly walked toward the locker room to shower and change for supper.
Then, before she went inside, Naru said, "Let's pick it up there next week, mina." To which, the other five nodded in agreement and disappeared to clean up.
Shrugging, Keitaro said, "That was silly, and why that closet," helped a still giggling Motoko off the floor, took her hand and led her back to his office.
A pleasured female scream emanated from there soon afterwards.
-Changes in the menu-
Smiling and scantily clad women seated around the dining room table was something that Keitaro always enjoyed seeing. All of the insults, trash-talking, innuendo, gossip and cursing still occurred, but somehow it seemed to bring them closer together. Strange, is it not?
The nonsense the women in his life generated was tolerable because none of it was ever mean-spirited or had become violent in any manner. At least they left him out of the BDSM as previously stated.
However, some things were a constant, such as Shinobu still molesting her beloved Senpai as he ate or knowing that Marina would soon join in. Being pregnant after so many years has made his mother quite insatiable. Tsuruko as well, even though the unborn twins would be her first.
"Could we at least refrain until after supper is through, mina?" implored Keitaro as he received glares from the others.
"Fuck off, sweetie," replied Shinobu who smiled and gave his hardened cock another big squeeze.
The others nodded with the petite chef.
"I guess the inmates run the asylum, Keitaro," said Yoko as she looked down at her nephew. His aunt felt absolutely no sympathy for him.
"What?" asked an exasperated Keitaro, "Am I everyone's fuck toy around here now?" He looked around the room as everyone nodded but Naru.
"Pretty much, Kei-kun," replied Umi as Sarah giggled next to her.
The brunette then said, "Even my Mutsumi-chan wants you, Kei-kun. Treat her nice."
Oohs and aahs came from all around the room. A nod from the sunny Okinawan.
"Oh, and Kei-kun," said Kitsune as the start of an announcement, "Your Oba-san will be coming on our date instead of Sarah-chan. We plan on hitting as many dives as possible on my birthday day after tomorrow."
From the opposite end of the dining room table, Yoko gave him a predatory smile.
"Fuck," he hissed and did a facepalm. Those two were the most rapacious and aggressive when it came to sex, so Keitaro knew that on September 1st he would need his bottle of aspirin and a hot bath in the onsen.
"Yes, and plenty of it if you please," commented the Fox before the room exploded with laughter.
-Musical bedmates-
Seated in his office later that same evening, Keitaro was alone with Kaolla. No sex or any kind of other shenanigans mind you, just him holding her close in his lap. A smile crossed her face as she sat with the man she loved.
For the first time, he realized that even though he owned the Hinata and much of its environs, it was the women in in life who ruled his little empire or at least he allowed them to think that. It was not too bad, as they did keep him smiling and had never caused any permanent damage around the old place. The pissing contest and BDSM events even made Keitaro laugh after he had time to think about them. When you are rich, and no one in your household really had to 'work', it could easily get very boring around the former Ryokan. Not even what Kitsune did for a living could be considered work, as her shop seemed to almost run itself.
However, as aggressive as the woman seated on his lap could get on occasion, Kaolla was thoughtful enough to back off sometimes and give the man she loved a break. For some reason unknown to either of them, the two had become very close as of late. And even though he might have trysts with the others before going to bed, it was the Princess who he usually found waiting for him when he wanted to just sleep. They always have had plenty of sex, but when he wanted the comfort of someone to hold, she always knew when he needed her.
Also, a short while ago, suppertime had also taught him that the women he lived with loved him very much, even though they teased him in excess. In her own way, you could include Naru into the mix of odd creatures who cared about him.
Despite their craziness, he would not change a thing.
The solace of the evening did not last long as four women came into office and without a word sat at his conference table.
He and Kaolla nodded to each other.
"O…kay," said Keitaro who drew out the word as he saw a difference in the seating arrangements. Knowing what they were here for, he knew that the changes were not slow or subtle in coming. But there was a special surprise which Keitaro was about to spring upon his gorgeous vixen.
With it understood that he had some business to conduct, Kaolla gave Keitaro a quick kiss on the lips and hopped off his lap. Five pair of eyes then followed the happy, scantily-clad Princess as she scampered out and over to her own office. She knew where he would be later and would patiently wait for him in the morning.
"Now that it is just the five of us," started Keitaro who understood where this was all going, he went on with, "Yes, yes and I'll consider it, Kit-chan. Umi-chan, sure because there is now plenty of room."
"Shit," responded an amazed Kitsune, "You answered my questions before I could even ask them."
"Keitaro! What?" sputtered Yoko stunned by his comprehension.
"Whoa," muttered Umi who had a whole diatribe to deliver, and added instead, "Sarah-chan and I appreciate that."
A quiet moment went by, Kaolla smiled from her office. She went with Keitaro when he had transacted certain business to make a very special lady happy.
"The keys are in my top drawer and I have already registered it in your name," said Keitaro who responded to his vulpine lover, "And Tanjōbi omedetō, Kit-chan. Plus, I have made reservations for three and my condo in the Akihabara section might be nicer."
As tears of happiness went down Kitsune's cheeks, she was not able to hold herself back. She released Yoko's hand, ran around Keitaro's desk large desk, sat in his lap and give her man a big French kiss.
Knowing how big of a heart her male lover had, Sarah said, "It's hard for me to believe that I used to call you a dork."
After she released his lips, Keitaro smiled and said, "Go ahead, Kit. Open the drawer."
Nervously, she reached her hand over and grabbed the drawer handle. Almost afraid to see what was inside, she slowly pulled it open.
The other three women saw the stunned look on Kitsune's face as she grasped a set of keys on a chain and held them up to her face.
"You are not getting any sleep tonight, Kei-kun," she said as she showed the others her present.
"May we join in?" asked a hopeful Umi.
"Not tonight, sweetie," replied her mother who saw the looks in her two lover's eyes, "How about the three of us sleep together. It's been a while since you and I have had sex together, Umi-chan."
Perfectly understood by the two younger women, the three left Keitaro and Kitsune alone. The other points they wanted to make with him could wait until another time.
In her office, Kaolla turned off the monitor's for Keitaro's office to allow them their privacy. She would see him again in the morning.
-Romantic interlude-
Having meditated in the nude by where the pool jutted out the manse through a Plexiglas partition, Motoko quietly slipped into the water and sat there on a ledge for a few minutes. Both of her lovers were occupied and her older sister was out a date with Marina-san. They would not be home until after breakfast. She felt a little lonely after having turned the perimeter alarms on.
With a bottle of Sake there warmed on the edge beside her, the former demon-slayer just looked out onto the stars for comfort.
"I wish Shinobu-chan or my Keitaro-sama were here right now," whispered Motoko as Kaolla surfaced after swimming underneath the transparent divider.
"Hi," said the genius who settled next to her friend, "Lonely, me too." She used her used hands and pressed her wet blonde hair back.
"I am, Kaolla-chan," replied Motoko, "Being pregnant taxes Shinobu-chan strength and so she went to bed early."
"Our Keitaro is having fun with Kitsune," said Kaolla as the two looked over at Keitaro's office, where the light had just gone out. They knew the Foxes' birthday was coming up.
"Knowing those two, they will be at it all night long," confessed Motoko as she turned back to the resident 'mad scientist'. Although less so than in her younger years.
Chuckling, Kaolla said, "Since we both miss our lovers, how about we make love to each other. It has been a while." She then stood, straddled Motoko's lap and smiled at her.
Smiling back at her erstwhile best friend, she relished the fact the shorter Princess was a great kisser and used her tongue expertly on anyone she went down on.
Gasp!
Motoko fondled Kaolla's large breasts as the shorter women leaned in and placed her arms around the taller woman's neck.
The kissing was gentle, almost playful, as the Princess knew her friend needed to just let go for the evening.
For her part, Motoko did not try to understand her motives as she began to kiss Kaolla's neck.
"Yes, Motoko-chan," whispered the Princess when Motoko brought her right hand down and began to play with her pussy. Though normally the loudest during sex, Kaolla did her best to stifle herself as a finger went in and slid to a secret spot.
Fingering Kaolla started to mentally unwind her thoughts as their tryst continued. She had forgotten how pleasurable sex with the foreign woman could be.
After a climax and short time to experience the afterglow, Kaolla laid Motoko back and slowly slid off her lap as she kissed her way down such a beautiful statuesque body. Latched onto her nipples, she knew that her lover enjoyed having them sucked on.
"Yes, Kaolla-chan," hissed Motoko and her lover spread her legs. With the back of her hand in her mouth, she attempted to suppress her cries as Kaolla dove in tonguing both her clit and folds. It surprised Motoko when Kaolla tightened the grip on her thighs and thrust her tongue inside.
"AUGH!" screamed Motoko who could no longer stifle her passion as she squirted multiple times.
Drenched, Kaolla smiled as she gave her friend her own moments in Nirvana.
Scissoring each other, neither held back as their impassioned cries rang throughout the manse. Since both had enormous reserves of stamina, both Motoko and Kaolla showed a display that no one would witness. In the end and in sync, both climaxed heavily and shuddered like opium addicts as they went off like fountains.
"FUCK!" the two shrieked in harmony as both continued to cum. Hands clasped, they collapsed into each other out of breath.
When she caught her breath, Motoko looked at Kaolla and smiled, she then said, "Arigato, Kaolla-chan. I feel much better now."
A happy surprise then greeted both women as the pool exit door nearby. Keitaro and Kitsune came out smiling at the couple already in the pool. Both were completely naked.
"May we join you?" asked Kitsune as the two others separated themselves. Neither blushed as they still felt the afterglow.
"By all means," answered an enthusiastic Motoko who smiled broadly at the welcome newcomers.
However, before Keitaro had a chance to sit, Motoko stood and hugged him very tight.
Wondering what was going on, Kitsune was about to say something when Kaolla interjected, "Give her a moment, she is very emotional this evening."
Nodding, Kitsune sat next to the Princess as they watched the stars together and allowed the two some privacy.
"I needed that," said Motoko who gave Keitaro a peck on the lips and then sat in the pool next to Kaolla.
For once, the evening ended on a quiet note.
Only until they reached his bed, which was when the three loudest voices in the Hinata had another chance to sound off.
"Oh well," whispered Shinobu, "I just hope they kept their messes small."
She put her earplugs in and went back to sleep.
Everyone else just laughed.
Good night, folks…
-End of chapter-