Halloween Hijinks

by LilMancub

Wally West and his girlfriend Giganta take Bart Allen out for trick-or-treating as a favor by his Uncle Barry and Aunt Iris. However, Bart's known to cause mischief on Halloween and it's up to the speedster andd the gentle giant to keep the troublemaker in line when things go bump in the night.

Hey, guys. Happy Belated Halloween to all. Hope all of you enjoy the scary night safely. All I did was give out candy, scarf some afterwards and enjoyed some movies. Anyway, I came up with another GigaFlash story where both Wally and Giganta are taking another speedster trick-or-treating but let's just say this one loves to raise hell causing trouble. Tell me in a review about this story with constructive criticism.

When I'm finished with this story, I'll do a Halloween tale in a Roger Rabbit fanfic where it's a parody tale from a Courage The Cowardly Dog episode, "Night Of The Weremole. Anywho, Justice League belongs to DC. Not me. Let's get it.

It was Halloween and Wally West aka Flash and his girlfriend Doris Zuel known as Giganta stopped by the speedster's Aunt Iris and Uncle Barry's to pick up Bart to go trick-or-treating. The house looked like a set of a Halloween movie with Jack Skellington inflatable waving with tombstones, ghosts and Other things. Doris wore a costume that resembles Jessica Rabbit wearing the trademark outfit while Wally wore some overalls, yellow gloves and rabbit ears to go as Roger Rabbit. The couple went up to the door with Doris turning to the speedster.
"Wally, remind me why your cousin isn't with his friends trick-or-treating?", the giantess asked as Wally sighed.
"It was before you and I were dating last year, Bart and his buds thought It was a good idea to do tricks instead of treats by egging people's houses, throwing soda and Pop rocks together to cause explosions in their yard and urinated on someone's tree on a dare.", Wally explained as Doris gasped and frowned.
"Eww! That was reckless of him to do.", she shrugged.
"Yeah. And Aunt Iris had a hissy fit and boy did she tan his butt red plus he was grounded for a month. So now we're here so that way Bart won't do anything stupid except peeing on the tree. That I can let him do.", Wally said only for Doris to elbow him in the ribs with a glare.
"Wally, no."

"P-P-P-Please, Love Cups! I'm just jokin' around.", Wally said in his impersonation of Roger Rabbit only for Doris to giggle. Doris pushed the doorbell two times as both waited for one of the Allen's to wait.

"Coming!", the voice belonging to Iris said as the footsteps grew closer revealing to be her as the door opened. Iris, Barry and Bart who was wearing his Pokemon Trainer costume.

"Well If it isn't Roger and Jessica Rabbit. What a surprise.", Iris giggled as Barry chuckled to himself at his nephew's choice of costume from his favorite movie. Bart wolf whistled at Doris with a smirk.
"WOOF! Isn't that the baddest babe I've ever seen?!"
"BART!", Iris yelled at Bart for trying to be flirty. The Allens had both Doris and Wally inside for a moment as the door closes. Soon, they were inside with Bart pouting at iris and Barry.
"Grandma, why does Wally and his squeeze have to take me out for trick-or-treating? Damian, John and Rex were suppose to take me."
"You know why, Bart. You four caused a Lot of chaos in the neighborhood. I haven't forgotten about your little stunt exposing yourself peeing on the tree.", Iris glared as Wally nodded.
"So what else is new? Damian's not gonna like this.", Bart whined but Barry sighed.
"I'm afraid Grandma's right, kiddo. And Bruce and Diana's taking Damian and Tim out for trick-or-treating, Clark and Lois has John for a barn-raising party at his grandparents' and Rex is with John and Shay at a carnival. So you're on your own, sport.", Barry chuckled as Bart pouted.
"Razzen-frazzen-sazzen—"
"BART! Anyway, I appreciate you and Doris to take your little cousin out for trick-or-treating. I hope it's not any trouble.", Iris told the Leaguers who smiled as Wally gave Bart a noogie.
"No Problem at all, Aunt Iris and Uncle Barry. Doris brought a spare basket for Bart just In case his other One gets full or lost.", Wally told them as Bart smirked at his cousin's costume.
"What the hell are you, Wally? That goofy lookin' rabbit?", Bart teased as Wally shrugged.
"That goofy lookin' rabbit is a part Of my childhood. So you better show some respect.", Wally pouted with Doris giggling at the boys. Iris cleared her throat getting everyone's attention. She then smiled satisfied with the silence.
"Thank you. Now here are some ground rules: Bart must never eat the candy right away until your uncle and I check on it or yourselves first. Don't eat too much of the candy, If Bart needs to go to the bathroom, take him back here. I don't want anyone coming here telling us of Bart urinating in somebody's yard again.", Iris said firmly as Bart and Wally snickered only for Doris to do the Bat Glare to stop them from thinking about it.
"And do not stay out too late causing trouble. Do I make myself clear, Bartholomew?", Iris said glaring at the younger speedster as he sighed in defeat. He didn't want to be grounded again after that fiasco he caused. Iris and Barry nodded in satisfaction of Bart promising to behave.

"If anything goes wrong, call the house or our cell phones. Have a great time. And Bart.", Iris said turning to the speedster who raised his eyebrow.
"Yes, Grandma?"

"Behave yourself. I mean it. You know what would happen if you don't.", Iris sternly said as Barry hoped their grandson get the hint. Bart shuddered at the thought of his butt getting tanned and promised to behave. Soon, Wally, Doris and Bart waved Iris and Barry goodbye before they headed off to the neighborhood. Unaware to Wally and Doris, Bart snickered at his pockets filled with a dog whistle, rocks, fake dog dukey, laxative cubes and spray paint in his sack.

======In the neighborhood====

The trio walks around the neighborhood looking for some houses with the lights On indicating a good spot to get some candy. Wally chuckled turning to his girlfriend who tilted her head in confusion.
"What's so funny? I don't find scary things at night quite amusing.", Doris whined as Wally shook his head.
"That house brings back memories.", Wally said pointing to a typical abandoned house that had haunting vibes. This catches Bart's attention as Doris was curious.
"Really? What did you do years ago at that house?", the giant asked.
"This house was rumored to have ghosts there. Not only that, a reclusive man use to live there before I was born. He passed away after I was brought into the world. Rumors are that those who dare enter that house, will see blood and ooze leaking Out Of it.", Wally smirked evilly as Doris squeaked.
"Cool! Is there a burial ground somewhere near that house?", Bart asked with glee as Wally nodded unaware of Doris's glare.
"Yep. You can certainly hear the cries of the wandering spirits beneath the chambers and of course the ghost of the owner of the house scaring people off the property as an eerie pitch echoes within the house Itself.", Wally explained as Bart smiled evilly.
"Sounds awesome. I bet Damian, John and Rex would like this. Come On, let's go check It out.", Bart said eagerly speeding to the house only for Doris to grab him by the waist. Bart frowned at her as he spoke his mind.
"What the hell? I was gonna take some souvenirs from that burial ground.", Bart protested as Doris narrowed her eyes.
"Bart, that's desecration. You mustn't poke around in other people's burial grounds. It's disrespectful.", Doris lectured.
"And it's cursed. Those who take anything from that place will surely be punished unless it's returned to it's rightful place.", Wally said trying to warn Bart but that fuels his desire even more.

"The better to explore. Come on, guys! We got an ancient burial ground to expose.", Bart beamed only for Doris to strengthen her grip onto the speedster signaling that the idea's out the window. They decided to leave the haunting area behind as the eerie noises occurred when nobody's around.

Back to house hunting, the trio spotted a house with cutesy creatures instead of the scary ones causing Doris to coo.
"Awww. What a cute looking display.", Doris told Wally as he shook his head.
"Hello. This is Halloween. Not Christmas.", the speedster quipped as Bart snickered.
"Hey, guys. Check out this line, "Trick-or-treat, lick my feet. Beat my meat. Give me somethin' good to eat or suck my teat."
"BART!", Doris yelled appalled at Bart's way of getting candy with Wally laughing In Hysterics. Doris had an angry vein on her face indicating that Wally needs to stop.

"That's funny, dude. I'm sure that's gonna work. Beat my meat, suck my—OWW!", Wally yelped after Doris bopped him in the ribs.
"Shame On you both for that rude Line. We're close to the door, so please behave yourselves. Especially you, Bart.", Doris warned as the younger speedster smirked. Soon, they approached the house ringing the doorbell. After awhile, a woman in her 30s opened the door as the trio spoke the magic word.
"Trick-or-treat!", they cried out as the woman beamed.
"Well if it isn't a Pokemon Trainer. I have plenty Of candy in the basket."
"Really? Which one? Is it Fudge Monsters? Smackeroons? Jolly Ranchers?", Bart eagerly asked as Wally joined In.
"Hey. What about Nerds Rope or Reese's?", Wally whined only for the woman to shake her head at the adult speedster much to Doris's dismay.

"Silly rabbit. Candy's for kids. As for you, I have a few bars of Fudge Monsters. How does that sound?", she said as she dumped several into Bart's basket leaving him excited. After saying thank you, the group left the house to search for more to gather the bounty of sweets.
"Hell yeah! Now to eat the precious!", Bart speaking like Smeegel as he tries to eat one of the bars Only for Wally to stop him.
"Bart, you heard what Aunt Iris and Uncle Barry said, right?"
"Your candy needs to be Inspected first before you eat it. Rules are rules.", Wally and Doris said respectively stopping Bart from eating a Piece. They continued on for the next house. While on the way there, the trio heard an angry dog tied to a tree at a house.
"EEP! That's a scary dog! And It's huge!", Doris yelped seeing a large Cane Corso barking and getting angry eyeing specifically at Bart. Wally turned to his cousin with a suspicious look.
"Dude, that dog's not Liking you one bit. What did you do to Jaws?", Wally asked but Bart smirked pulling out a dog whistle causing Doris and Wally to try and stop him.
"Bart! Are you crazy?! No wonder that dog is pissed at you!", Wally frowned.
"Bart, put that thing away and quit causing trouble!", Doris sternly told the speedster however Bart changed his mind and pulled out rocks to agitate the barking beast.
"Come On, Miss Worrywart. Watch this! Jaws, I choose you!", Bart shouted throwing a rock at the big dog's head as it yelped and growled barking frantically. Doris and Wally glared daggers at Bart misbehaving as the speedster gets ready to blow the whistle.
"Don't you dare!", the Leaguers yelled hoping Bart Doesn't blow that whistle however, the little devil blew that thing so hard that Jaws jumped and snapped the chains off the tree making Wally and Doris pale and narrowed their eyes at Bart.
"Now you've done it!", Doris glared as the dog who jumped the fence growled angrily at the group. Bart chuckled at the beast as they all backed away slowly.
"C'mon, man. I was just kidding. That's a good boy. Nice doggy! Good doggy!", Bart nervously yelled but Wally picked up Doris bridal style and the trio ran away from the angry beast until the dog growled and went back to his area.

When the group got away from Jaws, Wally and Doris glared daggers at Bart for what he did. Wally spoke first to Bart about the mess he'd made.
"I ought to call Aunt iris and Uncle Barry right now for what you did. You could've had us ending up as dog food.", Wally said crossing his arms.
"Oh come On, Wally. That stupid dog had it coming. We got superspeed. No biggie.", Bart said chuckling but Wally frowned

"You better be lucky nobody saw us doing that. Seriously, you need to stop this right now. It's your last warning. If Doris Or myself catch you in the act again, we're going back home. Do you understand?", Wally firmly told Bart as he sighed In defeat. Doris seeing a dogwalker with canines in cute costumes gushed In awe. She spotted the dogwhistle near Bart's lips and swipes it away stomping It on the ground.
"Don't even think about it.", Doris warned as Bart chuckled. They soon went back to getting more candy as they went to a few houses gathering plentiful from Peanut Brittle and Werther's Original, rocks but Doris secretly threw them in the bushes so Bart doesn't cause chaos, Reese's cups, Baby Ruths, PayDays, Jolly Ranchers.

(A/N: Werther's Originals are a type of candy shaped like Life-Savers but in caramel.)

Bart had a bunch of candy in his full basket and the spare one which has some room left. Much to Bart's dismay, he couldn't eat any of it until they get inspected thoroughly by Iris and Barry at that point. Hell, if Superman was with Bart, inspecting with X-ray vision wouldn't take long. Suddenly, Bart did a potty dance as Doris was concerned.
"What's wrong, Bart?"

"Is there a nearby bathroom anywhere? I need to tinkle and also drop a log.", Bart explained as Wally raised an eyebrow.
"Just go over near the bushes. I'll keep an eye Out."
"Ewwww! Wally, no! Your aunt said he couldn't go in anyone's yard. Remember? And as for you, why didn't you ask Mr. Dibney to use his bathroom?", Doris asked but Bart sheepishly grinned.
"Uh, no. Nature didn't call me then and I was engrossed in lots of candy I can gorge on when I get home.", Bart said as Doris sighed knowing that they're too far from any houses they know would let them use the bathroom. So Doris frowned dragging Bart away from a fire hydrant.
"Not here you won't. Go to the edge Of the woods. We'll watch you from here.", Doris said as Bart did as he was told. Once he went to do his business, Wally and Doris spotted a pale chick with blue sclera in the eyes with black pupils. She has dark blue hair wearing a spiked choker and a costume that screams metal. She wore the whisker and cat makeup resembling that of the member of KISS.
(A/N: Can someone tell me which member of KISS has the cat makeup on their face? I appreciate it.)

Doris squealed as did the other girl as they ran and embraced each other.
"Dori!"
"Frosty! EEE!", both girls squealed much to Wally's amusement. The girls broke apart as Doris spoke to Louise Lincoln or Killer Frost now an antiheroine. Both Giganta and Killer Frost were like sisters from other misters when they were just villains.
"Lulu, you're dressed as a KISS member?"
Yep. I figured I'd take a walk through the night. Just to avoid pesky kids wanting candy. Say, you look like Jessica Rabbit. And I take It that dweeb beside you is Roger?", Louise smirked with Doris giggling and Wally looking dumbfounded.
"P-P-P-Please. I'm a fashionable rabbit along with my Love Cups at my side.", Wally impersonating Roger Rabbit goofily gestured until he fell flat on his face as Doris and Louise sighed helping him back to his feet. The ice girl deadpanned at Wally before turning to Doris.
"I see. Anyway, aren't you two too old to trick-or-treating? That's a lot of candy in that basket though.", Louise smirked at Doris who shook her head with a smile.
"We're actually taking my boyfriend's or should I say my Honey Bunny's cousin out for trick-or-treating. That's his baskets I'm holding right now. He's using the bathroom in the edge of the woods right now.", Doris explained.
"That makes sense. Wait a minute, did you say your boyfriend's cousin?", Louise said with a suspicious frown on her face.
"Yeah. His name's Bart Allen.", Doris answered as Louise growled with an anime vein on her face. Wally knew all too well where this was going.
"That little bastard last year nearly set my house on fire! With firecrackers set in my yard! And he and his buddies sprayed graffiti on my fence on Halloween last year!", Louise seethed at the memories Bart and his friends had done last Halloween.
"That's awful! But this time, he's with us this time. His other friends are doing things separate. Hopefully, he's not gonna cause any trouble.", Doris said as the giant looked at the treeline and gasped.
"EEEK! Wally! I don't see your cousin anywhere!"
"What the? Wasn't he using the bathroom still? I'm sure he's still in the edge of the woods doing his thing.", Wally said as Louise frowned.
"We'd better find him or else it's gonna be a repeat of last year! And I'm gona blame it all on you, bonehead!", the ice girl glared Pointing at Wally who waved his hands in defense.
"P-P-P-Please! It's not my fault! He's probably in the woods still beating his meat.", Wally answered earning a glare from Doris and Louise for saying such a thing.

======Moments Earlier=====

After Bart was done using the bathroom and left a "log" uncovered, he cleaned up his hands with sanitizer and ran in superspeed in the opposite direction while the three adults were talking. Once out of sight, he walked at a steady pace smirking to himself.
"That goof of my cousin and his squeeze fell for my trick. Well, kind of. Anyway, now to find that burial ground and get something out Of there. I bet Damian and the guys are gonna be stoked.", Bart snickered as his destination wasn't to far. However, he spotted some group of boys smirking and cracking their knuckles at the boy. Bart groaned to himself as they approached him.
"Damn. Those shit eating bastards?", he groaned. Unfortunately, he was grabbed by the leader of the group as he growled.
"Lookie here, boys. There's a Pokemon Trainer in the neighborhood. Aren't you a Little old for that, wuss?"

"All right. What do you ass-sniffers want?", Bart huffed as the boys glared wearing their werewolf costumes.
"Who ya callin' an ass-sniffer, douchebag?", the lead boy asked threatening the speedster as Bart smirked.
"Let's wipe that smirk off ya mug, kid!", the lackey said as the lead boy rolled his eyes.
"Wait a minute, Bumper! I'm the leader, I say when it's time to wipe that smirk off his face. We'll let him slide after he gives us all his candy. You do have it, don't you?", the leader glared as Bart sighs but he gasped.
"Shit, Doris has my baskets. I'm screwed. And I can't tell them I've sped off without their knowledge. Wait a minute. Those laxative cubes that are chocolate flavored. I have some in my sack separately.", Bart thought to himself as the leader huffed.
"Don't be breakin' my balls here, dude. Either your candy or your face.", the bully barked as Bart waved his hands.
"Have you heard Of a breathmint? Anyway, put me down and I'll give you some of my candy."
"Ha! What a wuss! About time!", the lackeys said unaware of what's going to transpire from Bart. Bart took a Ziploc bag of laxatives from his sack and handed the leader the said "candy". The bully smirked and chuckled at Bart.
"Hey, man. I appreciate it. While you're still in one piece, you can get your sorry ass out of our hair.", he said as Bart smirked walking away flipping the bird much to the lackey's anger.
"Dawg, did you see that?! He's flipping us off! He's giving the bird! He's giving the finger!"
"Shut it, Dingus! Quit being such a wiener and get some Of this candy! Otherwise, somebody's gonna have to barf it all up when It's gone.", the leader chided. Bart went to the Indian burial ground listening inn on the boys' chowing down on the laxatives like dogs. Soon, they were in for a nasty surprise.
"Dude, this tastes funny. What kind Of candy is this?!", Dingus exclaimed.
"Yeah! It tastes like chalk!", Bumper added. The boys were soon feeling their stomachs gurgle as the effects of the laxatives took flight.
"Oh shit! That's not candy! Those are—"

"LAXATIVES!", the boys yelled running to a wooded area to take care of the problem. Bart snickered holding in his laughter as he heard the lead bully yell.
"When I get my hands on that bastard, he's maggot food!", he yelled threateningly. Bart then crept inside the burial ground searching for something worthwhile.

"Wow! An Indian burial ground! This is so cool! I bet John would love this! Even Damian! Not sure about Rex though. Doris's wrong. That's desecration! Bleh! Whatever, time to find something and get the hell outta here.", Bart said aloud as the place look dank and vast with Skulls, bones and trinkets. Bart picked one up and snickered to himself.
"Look at me! I'm dead!", he moved the skull's jaws as if it were a puppet. The speedster smiled throwing the skull against the wall. Suddenly, he spotted a Silver Skull on an altar with a slab with an Image of a chieftain on it. Bart's eyes grew like saucers at the sight as he had a devilish grin on his face.
"Dude, now that's what I call cool. All I need to do is take them both and get out of here. Luckily, I have my costume ring to hide them. What could possibly go wrong?", Bart said with a smirk as he quickly used his super reflexes to snatch the Silver Skull and the slab before exiting out of the grounds.

"Okay, that's settled. Now to get back to my dweeby cousin and his squeeze before they noticed I'm gone.", Bart said zipping away unaware that a ghost from the tomb grew angry with a frown.

======Back to present======

"You idiot! You should've watched him!", Louise growled at Wally who scoffed.
"Like I told you, Lulu! Bart's probably beating his meat! I'm certain of it! Give me a break!", Wally whined.
"Stop It! This isn't getting us anywhere! And Wally, Lulu's right for you should've checked on him to see if he's okay. We'd better—"
"RAAAAAWRR!"

"EEEEEEEEEEE!", Doris and Louise screamed in fright as Wally snickered seeing his cousin jumping out Of the bushes with a snicker on his face. Louise growled at both Bart and Wally while Doris was in the Ice girl's arms Scooby-Doo style. Doris eyed both boys with an angered expression like a worried mother as Louise gently releases her giant ginger friend.
"Wallace and Bartholomew! What's the meaning Of this?! You scared us half to death sneaking up on us like that, Bart!", Doris cried Out as Louise asked the preteen speedster something.
"Where were you anyway? You had us worried especially Doris here.", Louise asked with a glare as Bart grinned.
"Are you trying Out to be a member of KISS?!"
"Just answer already.", Louise cut him off as Bart grinned for a moment. Bart had to come up with an excuse as Wally asked his cousin the same question.
"Dude, you were in those woods for a Long time. Were you constipated?", the Older speedster asked as Bart blushed embarrassed due to Louise snickering and Doris shaking her head at the ice girl.
"Ummm. I was er—Beating my meat!", Bart blurted the answer as adults had to cover the kids' ears glaring at the group for Bart's outburst.

"I Knew It! I knew you were doing that! No worries, kid. It's part of growing up.", Wally chuckled as Doris and Louise glared daggers hoping he doesn't fill Bart's head with perverted thoughts.
"Okay. At least I feel better picturing Donna Troy while I do it.", Bart said rubbing his hands Master Roshi style.
"BART!", Doris and Louise yelled causing the giantess to grow a little to intimidate him.
"Bartholomew Allen, you behave yourself or I'll convince your grandma to take your Playstation for a month! Is that clear?!", the ginger said sternly as Bart gulped and nodded.

"Good. Much better.", Doris shrank back to her normal Amazonian size with a cheerful smile.
"Now that Little Pervert is put in his Place, mind if I tag along with you guys? I don't mind seeing how much candy Bart is getting.", Louise smirked as Doris beamed.
"Sure, Frosty. The more the merrier.", the four then traveled further to the cul-de-sac for more candy.

The group stopped by a house with Scooby-Doo dioramas as Louise chuckled to herself.
"Heh-heh. How interesting. Not as scary but it'll do.", the ice girl critiqued.

"Aww. But it looks so cute. Look at Scrappy acting all tough against a ghost.", Doris cooed as she spotted the decorations. Bart scoffs as he complains.

"Oh come On! Where's the blood? Where's the gory decorations?! First, we saw the Nightmare Before Christmas get-up by Grandma and Gramps, then we saw a Vampirina set-up which sucks big dinosaur balls."
"BART!", Doris yelled as Louise shrugged at the speedsters and had a sympathetic look towards Doris. The group approached the door and rung the doorbell. The door revealed to be a classmate of Bart's being a girl of brunette and was putting her hands on her hips.
"Trick-or-treat, lick my feet. Give me something good to eat or eat my—"
"BAAAART! Stop that! Please excuse him. He's a Little naughty today.", Doris said to the girl apologizing for Bart's misbehaving.
"Oh it's cool. Bart's been a real dimwit. So it's not even shocking.", the girl said as Bart frowned.
"What's that suppose to mean, egghead?! I'm just having fun.", Bart defended himself.
"Oh where's your devilish morons and your emo leader?", the girl chided remembering their antics on Halloween last year.
"Oh come on, Ashley. You're not still a sorehead? I said I was sorry for throwing soda and mentos into your yard.", Bart said deadpanned as Doris, Louise and Wally glared at Bart for doing such a thing.
"Anyway, you're here for some candy, right? Lucky for you, I have some in this basket my mom wanted me to hand out. Take it or leave It.", she spoke as the brunette dug through the basket and got some Fruit By The Foot for the speedster plus some Fruit Gushers.
"I figured you had too much chocolate in your basket, so I at least put something a little more nutritious in there. By the way, are you behaving yourself now that your fellow devils aren't here to mess things up?", the girl scoffed as Bart scoffs.
"Eat my shorts."

"Bart, behave!", Wally said firmly pulling out his phone threatening to call the house if he kept it up. Bart sighed as Ashley laughed herself silly.

"Thanks for handing out the candy Or rather the fruit snacks. That's a Little better than the candy bars Bart wants to pig Out in."m, Doris said with a Smile as Bart snickered pulling out the fake dog dukey out of his bag. Louise caught him In the act with a frown.
"What do you think you're doing with that?", the ice girl said suspiciously as Bart eyed the middle-aged man with a rottweiler and whispered to her.
"Watch and learn.", Bart said whizzing with the fake dukey and dropped it in another person's yard and zipped back unaware to Doris, Wally and Ashley. Soon, a neighbor of that house yelled at the man and his dog.
"What the hell?! There's shit in my yard! Your damn dog did this!", she yelled causing the man to argue. Ashley raised an eyebrow and wondered what was up.
"What's up with them? Eww! Dog doo!", Ashley screamed in disgust as Bart laughed with Louise grinning. Doris glared while Wally laughed.
"That's not funny! Come on, you stooges before I get mad.", Doris warned as She thanked Ashley for handing Out the candy bidding her a Happy Halloween. While they were still in the neighborhood, the group were taking a walk eyeing the decorations of people's houses as Bart saw a hissing cat in the tree.
"Aww. Poor kitty. We gotta get it down. It's so afraid.", Doris whined as Bart grinned ear-to-ear.
"No worries. I'll get her down from there.", the speedster said approaching the tree as Wally raised his eyebrows.
"Uhh, how are you going to get Snuggles down from there?"

"Like this.", Bart chuckled vibrating his body on the tree as If he was Shaking it causing the cat to be angry. She yowled a the tree branch rumbled causing the cat to lose balance and fall onto the soft ground feeling dizzy. Snuggles growled and hissed at Bart wanting to kill him but Doris being gentle called the cat over who listened and curled up in her arms. Bart returned to the group with a grin on his face.
"Bart, we need to talk about you treating animals.", Wally deadpanned as the group nodded. Bart scoffs and pointed to the cat in Doris's arms.
"At least, she's rescued. Now what are we going to do with that fleabag?"
HISSS! MRRROW!

"She says call me a fleabag and lose your mouth. Anyway, let's return her to her rightful owner."
"Then, we'll get some candy!", Bart beamed but Wally shrugged.
"Haven't you gotten enough candy to last you? Heh, nothin' will change your mind though. C'mon and Let's get this Kitty back home.", the speedster said as they all went down the street towards Bart's house. Suddenly, they smelled something in the treeline towards the burial ground as Doris gagged.
"Ewww! What's that smell?! Did any of you step in something?", the giant groaned holding her nose. The others shook their heads but Bart knew deep down that it came from the bullies under the effect of the laxatives. He chuckled to himself only for Louise to hear him.
"Bart, what are you snickering About? I don't call stepping in shit funny.", the ice girl frowned Only for Bart to shake his Head. And Wally's eyes bugged out at the burial ground broken into.
"Holy smokes! Somebody broke right into the tomb and it Looks ransacked!", Wally gulped as Doris gulped.
"That's awful! Who would do a thing like that?", Doris said but yelped as a ghostly voice cried Out.
"Return the slab! Return the slab! Or suffer my curse!"
"RIIIKES! Let's get Out Of here!", Wally gulped but Louise growled wanting to fight this ghost.
"All right, asshole! Come out and fight! Let me at them! Let me at them!", Louise balled her fists but Wally grabs Louise and the gang took Off.

Once the cat was back home, the others headed for Bart's as it was getting Late but little did they know that Bart was soon met with an angry Iris as Wally and Doris were confused.
"What's wrong with Aunt iris? She's awfully Pissed.", Wally gulped as Doris eyed at Bart.
"Whatever it is, It's nothin' good.", she deduced as they approached the yard with Iris and Barry coming out to confront their grandson.
"Bartholomew Joseph Allen! Bumper's mother called my phone just then! She said you've given him and his friends my Ex-lax! Is this true?!", Iris narrowed as Wally, Doris and Louise were confused as did Barry. Bart sighed and explained.
"They started it. Brick threatened to beat me up if I hadn't given them their candy. Doris had my basket so I was out of luck. So I've given them those laxatives. They deserve it.", Bart explained as Barry chuckled.
"Good thinking, sport. That's a good way to give the bullies a taste of their Own medicine.", the elder speedster congratulated but Iris glared for him to be serious. Wally raised his eyebrows and had a hunch.
"Wait a minute. Bart, when we were taking you to the bathroom, where did you go exactly? I'm no detective like Ralph or Bats but something's not adding up.", Wally said eyeing his cousin wanting answers. Louise and Doris nodded their heads but Bart tried to weasel his way hoping he didn't have to tell them of the burial ground. However, Iris's phone buzzed with a text of the neighbor's Rings spotting Bart causing trouble by throwing rocks at the dog Jaws, throwing a 2-liter soda with mentos inside into people's yards making a mess, shooting firecrackers in a field and laying fake dog dukey onto the woman's lawn. Doris glared at the possible pranks and vandalism Bart had Done including spraying graffiti on the neighbor's fences. Iris glared with slits and Barry with a disappointed look towards his grandson. Wally, Doris and Louise sighed knowing where Bart's heading.
"Bart, this is another repeat of your shenanigans! You're in a heap of trouble! You're grounded for 2 months! That means no PlayStation, Facebook and you'll be going Out with adult supervision until we can trust you again!"

"But that's forever! And I'm a superhero! Gramps, you gotta help me here!", Bart begged but Barry shook his head.
"Sorry, Bart. You must suffer the consequences of your actions. You know what they say, "Those who do crime, get hard time.", the elder speedster dashed his grandson's hopes of weaseling out as Iris looked apologetically at Wally, Doris and Louise.
"Sorry about what Bart had put you three. Bart needs to behave himself somehow.", Iris rubbed her temples but Doris eyed Bart's baskets full of candy.
"Ummm. What are we going to do about the candy?"
"I'll lock them up, dear. Bart's not getting any dessert after dinner for what he did. Bart, march right into this house. I'll deal with you in a moment.", Iris ordered as Bart gulped knowing what time It is. Wally shuddered knowing what his cousin is in for as did Barry.
"Bart's hide is going to be tanned.", Wally whispered to Doris as she shook her head knowing Bart's getting what he deserves. Louise shrugged as she yawned after a night of mischief.
"Well, that was some Halloween excitement. But I need some shuteye.", Louise yawned.
"It seems we need to be on our way ourselves. I'm sorry about Bart, Aunt Iris and Uncle Barry. We had no idea he would do this behind our backs.", Wally apologized but his aunt and uncle understood his predicament.
"It's none of your faults. It's Bart who needs to take responsibility for his own actions. Bart, say goodnight and march inside.", Iris warned as Bart did as he was told. Wally waved to his relatives goodnight.
"Good night, Aunt Iris and Uncle Barry. Have a Happy Halloween. And Bart, good luck.", Wally sighed at the last part knowing what's about to happen. As soon as Wally, Doris and Louise left, Iris turned to Barry eyeing the shrubs.
"Barry, dear. Pluck out a switch from those shrubs and wet them up in the sink. We got to teach our grandson a lesson.", Iris said as Barry sighed pulling some out of the bushes being skinny branches.
"Oh no. Here we go again. Sport, why must you get yourself in these messes?", Barry said to himself groaning about Bart's troublemaking. The Allens went inside and shuts the door. A moment later, you can hear Bart yelping in pain as Iris tanned his hide with the switches.

That night, the ghost from the burial ground spotted the Allens household with a stoic glare feeling unrested as Bart was about to witness something from his mischief.
"Return the slab! Return the slaaaaaab! Or suffer my curse!", he warned as he frowned.

Inside Bart's room, the speedster was grumbling under his breath. He rubbed the spot on his butt where Iris tanned him on.
"Damn it! That stings! Won't be able to sit for a week and I can't even enjoy all that candy tonight!", Bart grumbled but he paled at the same voice from the ghost.
"Return my slaaaab! Return my slaaaaaab! Or suffer my curse!", It drawled leaving Bart shocked as the Silver Skull and slab glowed sensing it's master.

Outside, Amazo saw this and grew worried for the boy inside sensing trouble.
"I must report this to Doctor Fate and Inza at once.", the android said in worry as he flew away to warn the super magician of what Bart had done.

A/N: And that's the Halloween story of the Justice League and it's my first Halloween story. I figured Wally and Doris look good as Roger and Jessica Rabbit respectively and Louise as a KISS member. After all, Killer Frost in the DCAU incarnation screams metal to me. In fact, I kind Of used my head canon putting Giganta and Killer Frost as best friends due to them being polar opposites. Giganta is a girly-girl though large in stature while Killer Frost is a tomboy and their voice actress is Jennifer Hale who also did the voice of Zatanna in the JLU series. Speaking of that, I'll include her in the possible sequel to this story where the Justice League must help Bart get out of this mess. I won't promise a sequel but I'm thinking about it.

For those who were confused of Vampirina as a cameo in this story, she's a vampire character from her show of the same name by Disney. Also by Disney is Jack Skellington and the elements from Nightmare Before Christmas and Roger and Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Heck, if John Stewart has a favorite movie Old Yeller which is by Disney, then Wally's should be Roger Rabbit. Anyway, feel free to tell me what you think about this story in a review. As always, Happy Belated Halloween and I'll see y'all in the next One.