Hey, guys. I'm going to go off the straight path in Roger Rabbit's Wacky Toons for a moment as I will show Benny The Cab some love in his short. It's inspired by a popular arcade game by Sega called Crazy Taxi and what better way than to have Benny and Roger go out and make some money in this short picking and dropping off guest characters to their destinations. I may upload this into RR: Wacky Toons and then spin-off this chapter into another fanfic dedicated to Benny and Roger's cabbie misadventures spreading mayhem. Anyway, Who Framed Roger Rabbit belongs to Disney and the game scenario of Crazy Taxi belongs to Sega. Not me. Let's get it.
=====Benny and Roger's Hare Fares=======
Roger Rabbit in a cabbie's uniform grinned goofily showing his buckteeth as he was behind the wheel of his friend, Benny The Cab. The taxi felt apprehensive as he didn't like the idea of the rabbit driving through the city. Benny sighed and had to speak his mind towards the rabbit.
"Rog, I really don't like you behind the wheel! Whoever put you on the Job is going to get his butt kicked across town and back!", the cab ranted detesting the idea as Roger grinned trying to assure his worried friend.
"P-P-Please! Come on, Benny! What's wrong with makin' some side money? What could possibly go wrong?", the rabbit asked innocently only to prove Benny right.
"Hi-ho, Cheerio!"
CRAAAASH
"AAAAAAAAOOOOOWWW!", the pedestrian was sent flying Metal Slug style thanks to Mr. Toad speeding through the streets like a maniac. Benny frowned and rolled his eyes at Roger for jinxing.
"Do you really have to ask? I need a drink at Flo's V8 Cafe that Lightning told me about.", the cab said as a voice on the in-dash radio spoke through like a hip DJ.
"Hey, hey, long-eared bro! Are ya ready to make some money?!", he said as Benny yelled at the radio and at Roger.
"Don't answer this moron, Rog! Don't do it! It's that crazy Mixmaster Mike!"
"I know! I signed up for the Job thanks to him! Isn't that awesome?", Roger answered as Benny's face turned to a mix of shock and anger.
"You signed up through Mixmaster Mike?! Rog, when I'm done with you, you're going to be stuffed and mounted!", Benny bellowed as Roger grinned sheepishly but his taxi friend grew pale as the DJ spoke through the radio.
"That's good, kid! Are you ready? Here we go!", the DJ sounded Off as Pantera music from SpongeBob Played with Roger flooring the gas pedal with Benny acting helplessly as the rabbit tore through the streets.
"I wonder who we're going to pick up today, Ben?! I hope we get a Lot of dough at the end of the day.", Roger asked driving the car nearly hitting Cruella De Vil.
"You bucktoothed fool! Are you trying to kill me?! I'll make a fur out of you yet!", the fur fanatic bellowed smoking her cigarette fuming at the sidewalk. Speaking of sidewalks, Roger rammed over hotdog stands, drifted through the bends knocking out mailboxes and almost hit a semi scaring Benny.
"Rog, you nearly hit a Mack truck! What the heck is wrong with you?!", the cab ranted as Roger assured.
"Relax, Ben! We're fine! Oh, look! A customer!"
"Try not to run them over, okay?!", Benny warned the rabbit as one of the three ladies called out to them.
"Hey! Pick us up! Yoo-hoo!", the lady in question was none other than Snow White who waved to Benny. The other two were Aurora and Jasmine. The cab nearly hits the Arabian princess as she yelled at the cab.
"Hey! You nearly killed me, you crazy cab!"
"It's not my fault! I'm not drivin' this time, toots!", Benny ranted but Roger grinned opening the doors with a push of a button letting the three princesses into the backseat.
"So where to, ladies?!"
"Take us to Cinderella's Castle, dear.", Snow White cooed rubbing the ears of Roger loving the moment. Aurora looked at her watch and nudged Snow.
"Snow, shouldn't we let him do his Job?"
"Yeah! Let's Just go already before Cindy kills us! Remember, cab! If we're late, I'm taking It out On you!", Jasmine glared at Benny as the cab whined.
"Why me?! Just why me?", the cab groaned but Roger floored the gas pedal causing the ladies to scream for their lives. Aurora gripped onto the seat, Snow for some reason loved the crazy ride while Jasmine yelled in disgust.
"Hey, slow down! You're going to make us crash!", Jasmine angrily screamed at Benny but not at Roger.
"P-P-Please! We know what we're doing! Hang On tight!", Roger said zipping past the park and drifted through the curves splashing water Puddles onto Turner and Hooch in which the latter shook water on the off duty officer.
"Wheeee! This is fun!", Snow squealed as Aurora gulped nervously.
"I think I'm gonna be sick!"
"Will you slow down?! You nearly ran Off the road! EEEEK! You're going to rear end that car!", Jasmine screeched as Roger grinned pressing the jump button on the wheel causing Benny to jump in midair going over the mentioned car.
"Woo-hoo! I'm getting' the hang of this! Jeepers! Incoming car at 12 o'clock!", Roger warned as he hopped over two cars. Snow White lets out a squeal of enjoyment while Aurora turned to Jasmine with a frightened expression.
"Jazz, are we there yet?! I don't know how long I can take this!", Aurora said shaking like a frightened kitty. However, Jasmine spotted Cinderella's Castle as she pointed at it.
"There It goes! I hate to say this but step On it!", Jasmine barked as Benny whined.
"I'm already stepping on it! Are you trying to burn my spark plugs?!", Benny whined as his worries skyrocketed when Roger spotted a button on the left of the steering wheel.
"What does this button do?", Roger wondered as Aurora spotted the button labeled "Nitrous". The princess shrieked in fear while Snow had a cutesy evil smile on her face.
"Are you crazy?! Don't push that button!"
"Yes! Push the darn button!", Aurora and Snow yelled respectively as Benny hoped that Roger listened to the blonde princess and never Snow. However, everyone other than Roger and Snow feared for the worst as the rabbit pushed the button due to Snow egging him to do so. The girls glared dangerously at Snow White who giggled innocently.
"You're the devils!", the girls and Benny grumbled at Snow and Roger as the latter grinned.
"P-P-Please! What can p-p-possibly go wrong?!", the rabbit found his answer as the nitrous went off boosting the group at a breakneck speed zooming through traffic with Snow giggling while Jasmine gritted her teeth.
"I'm going to kill you, Snow!", she snarled as the group headed towards the castle gates.
At the castle gates, Mulan, Pocahontas, Cinderella, Penelope Van Schweets, Tiana, Merida, Ariel, Anna and Elsa, Raya, Belle and Rapunzel were waiting for the other princesses to arrive for a sleepover. Mulan turned to Cinderella with a bored expression as she wanted to know about the girls.
"Cindy, what the heck is taking them so long? I thought you'd texted them already?", the Chinese princess sighed shadowboxing as Cinderella shrugged.
"Be patient, Mulan. They said they were coming after they'd ran their errands. Besides, there's plenty of time and I've told them where to meet us. It's all good so far.", Cinderella said but Pocahontas heard a rocket sound from the distance warning the group.
"Do you girls hear that?"
"Hear what? If you mean Mulan boxing over there, then yeah. I can hear it just fine.", Ariel said combing her hair with a dinglehopper. Tiana sighed and gently handed Ariel a spare comb and took away the fork.
"Girl, that's enough with the fork. Use my spare comb. I have a couple in my purse anyway.", Tiana told the mermaid as Ariel pouted of her dinglehopper being put away for the time being. The Louisiana native heard the sound Pocahontas heard as she voiced her concern.
"Poca, I do hear it. It's very loud!", Tiana said as Penelope used her binoculars to see the source and shrieked.
"Everybody out of the way!", she shouted as Merida raised her eyebrow in confusion.
"Lassie, why must you overreact to such—AAAAAAAAAAHHH!", the Scottish archer yelled as did the other girls. They ran out of the way from the gates as Benny barreled through the castle gates knocking them out of the hinges with ease thanks to the nitrous. Benny landed on the pavement drifting over the gardens killing the flowers nearly running over the mice Jaq and Gus who were screaming in anger. The cab went to a complete stop with Snow screaming with joy raising her hands in the air. Jasmine and Aurora gasped at the destruction of the gardens and some of the damaged property. Jasmine screeched at Benny taking It all Out on the por cab.
"Now look what you've done! Part of Cindy's yard is ruined!", she bellowed kicking the front bumper of Benny who yelped in pain. Snow white paid the base fare and the extra large tips as Roger places it into the glovebox. Aurora looked shook babbling incoherently, Jasmine was about to charge at Benny finishing her anger only for Aladdin and Genie to run out and Pull her back and the other princesses and Princes looked at Snow unfazed. She thanked Roger and went to her friends afterwards as the palace guards figured out what was going on. Roger and Benny had to pull Out the castle and that they did as the duo went elsewhere to pick up a new client. Cinderella looked at Aurora who was comforted by Phillip, Jasmine in a heated rage towards the cab and Snow giggling.
"How did this happen?! Part of the front yard is ruined!", Cinderella asked in worry as Rapunzel and Anna pointed the silhouette of the cab dashing off. Silence was at a stand still until Snow cheered.
"Let's do it again!"
"Absolutely not, you maniac!", Aurora screeched being triggered by Snow White's adrenaline rush. Cindy sighed looking at the mess Roger and Benny made as she pinched the bridge of her nose.
"Charming's dad's not going to like this.", she said to herself watching the chaos go down.
"All right, Rog! It's time we call it quits! We destroyed part of the castle grounds for dangsake!"
"I don't think I can do that.", Roger confessed as Benny hissed.
"And why not?"
"Because your shift is not up yet! You got plenty of customers to pick up! Now get goin'!", the DJ said on the radio as Benny growled In frustration.
"I swear that I'm goin' to Flo's after this!", Benny grumbled as Roger drove in the streets of Main Streets. The pair searched for potential customers although Snow White helped them out by paying a hefty tip. A very hefty tip. Roger and Benny spotted six dogs being Lady and Tramp, Pongo and Perdita and Pluto and Fifi. Benny groaned to Roger as he spoke to the rabbit.
"Don't tell me you're gonna pick them up. They don't have any money! We're suppose to rake In some money before the time runs out!", Benny hissed to Roger as the rabbit grinned.
"Don't be silly, Benny! I'm sure one of them has money.", Roger said Innocently.
"oh sure, Rog. We'll be fine with bones and kibble stinkin' up my glovebox!", Benny snapped as Roger hits the brakes near the dogs. The six canines went in the back as Roger greeted them.
"Hey, guys. Where do you want me to take ya?", Roger asked as Tramp spoke on behalf of the dogs.
"How about Tony's Restaurant, pal?", he suggested as Roger nodded.
"Okay then. Hang on tight!", Roger said speeding like a maniac with Lady, Perdita and Fifi not liking the type of ride they were given. However, their counterparts seem to like It as Pluto and Tramp stuck their tongues out the side since Benny doesn't have any windows.
"Oh my word! Slow down already! Are your eyes closed?", Perdita shouted as Roger hummed a tune with his eyes shut nearly rear ending a truck. Fifi barked angrily at Roger catching him in the act. She bit him on the arm to snap him out of it.
"YEOWW!", Roger yelped in pain staring at the culprit who pointed at the road signaling Roger to pay attention.
"Jeepers! Watch where ya put your teeth.", Roger ranted at Fifi but Lady gasped.
"You're going to go off the road!", Lady yelled as Roger misheard the Cocker Spaniel.
"Go off-road? Okay."
"No! Don't go off-road, you nitwit!", Benny hissed to Roger but the rabbit went off road anyway zooming through the lawns of somebody's estate. There was a huge hill ahead as the girls yapped angrily not liking how Roger is driving through the streets. Pongo urged Roger to jump the hill as did the other two male dogs. Roger gave them the thumbs up before flooring the pedal and jumping the hill causing Perdita, Lady and Fifi to scream for their lives while the guys aside from Benny cheered. Pluto howled having a good time as everyone was airborne. Before anyone knew it, Benny landed onto the public road drifting to a complete stop in front of Tony's Restaurant startling the Italian owner. He looked out the window spotting Benny parked in front of the store as Fifi, Lady and Perdita glaring at Roger for reckless driving while Pluto paid Roger by using a card with a name starting with an M as Fifi gasped and gestured to how Pluto will get in big trouble.
"well what do ya know? It's a Senore Canillo driving a taxi dropping off a my favorite customers. Hey, Luigi! Set-a the table for Butch and his friends!", Tony called Out to his chef employee as Roger waved to the owners before driving off. Benny had a worried look on his face talking to Roger searching for other customers.
"I'm glad Pluto paid for the fare but how did he get the mouse's credit card?! He's gonna get in big trouble.", the cab said worried for Pluto's sake. Roger grinned assuring his buddy that it's going to be all right.
"P-P-Please! I'm sure he wouldn't mind. Besides, at least it wasn't a bunch of bones or kibble In your glovebox. Now that would be funny.", Roger laughed as Benny frowned hating the idea.
"Rog, just drive before I hurt you.", he deadpanned as they searched for customers. Roger spotted a blonde tall and slender spaniel wearing tight pants and sandals sporting a shirt exposing her flat belly wearing a dog collar using the taxi signal with her finger. Beside her was a rabbit shorter than her who look unkempt in an orange jumpsuit picking his nose much to his friend's disgust. Roger sped and slammed the brakes nearly hitting the duo. The spaniel screamed and glared stomping towards the vehicle yelling at Roger.
"Hey, you! Watch where you're going! You nearly ran me over! I am Brandy Harrington of the Florida Harringtons!", she screeched at Roger. Mr, Whiskers jumped into the front seat amazed at the controls. Brandy jumped into the backseat as Benny asked the dog something.
"Okay, toots! What's your destination? Make up ya mind because we got places to be!", the cab demanded as Brandy huffed.
"To the mall of course."
"All righty! The mall it is!", Roger said as Whiskers noticed the jump button on the wheel.
"Hey, what does this button do?", Whiskers asked Pointing to the said button as Roger smiled.
"Ooh that's the Jump button. Pretty handy in traffic.", the cabbie explained as Whiskers beamed angering Brandy.
"Whiskers! Don't touch anything! And as for you, shut up and drive already!", the spaniel snapped as Roger raised his eyebrows.
"Jeepers, what a sourpuss."
"Tell me about It. She's like that with most people she hangs around with.", Whiskers shrugged Picking his nose. Roger then floored the pedal zipping towards the highway with Brandy gripping onto the seat screaming. Whiskers on the other hand just stuck his head out the door area laughing as Roger grinned.
"This is so fun! Zipping past bigger cars and nearly hitting them!", Whiskers beamed as Roger nodded In agreement.
"Ya haven't seen nothing yet!", Roger said as he drifted through the bend much to Brandy's protests.
"Are you Insane?! Do you even have a license?!", the spaniel yelled at Roger as the rabbit grinned.
Maybe."
"What do you mean maybe?! I'm assuming you don't have one due to how reckless you're being on the road!", Brandy hissed as Benny agreed with the dog.
"I agree with you, toots! He's not that great behind the wheel! Yeah. Along with that toad and that sponge kid!", Benny ranted. Brandy screeched seeing a school bus full of kids.
"Look out! You're gonna crash into that school bus! Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes!", Brandy yelled as Whiskers spotted a button on the dash with the car body raising all the way up.
"Maybe this would do."
"P-P-Please! Don't push that! You don't know what that is!", Roger begged as Brandy growled at Whiskers.
"Whiskers, didn't I tell you not to touch anything?!", Brandy hissed but Whiskers grinned stupidly.
"Maybe. What's the harm?", Whiskers asked and then pushed the button raising Benny up in suspension rolling past the school bus and the cab's body went back to normal position. Roger gulped in relief.
"Thanks, Whhiskers. But please try not to mess with the controls.", he smiled genuinely as Whiskers nodded smelling his feet. Brandy yanked Whiskers by the ears moving him to the backseat.
"What was that for?!"
"You know what you did, Whiskers! Can you be that annoying?!", Brandy hissed as Whiskers rubbed his ears.
"Well you don't need to yank me by the ears! That smarts!", he whined as Roger felt empathy towards the fellow rabbit.
"I know what you mean. I get my ears yanked sometimes and trust me, it's no fun either.", Roger told Whiskers as Brandy shrugged. The mall was a few hundred meters away and Roger grinned spotting the ramp. Brandy knowing what Roger is going to do, shouted at the cabbie.
"Don't even think about it!"
"P-P-P-Please! Everything's fine! I'm here.", Roger smiled as Benny grumbled to himself.
"That's what bugs me the most.", Benny said as Roger floored at the ramp and jumped in the air. They soon landed in front of the mall entrance scaring four girls nearby. Brandy and Whiskers then stepped out the vehicle and the fact that Brandy screamed In Roger's face in rage was a deep understatement.
"You buffoon! You nearly killed us out there! Are you stupid or something?!", Brandy yelled as Roger smirked.
"I may be idiotic but I'm not stupid."
"He's right, Brandy. Besides, we're here at the mall anyway. How we're gonna pay him?", Whiskers wondered as Brandy shrugged handing the rabbit some shiny black rocks. Roger confused by this told Brandy about the bizarre payment.
"Umm. Don't you have real cash?"
"Yeah. But I'm not wasting that on you after all that reckless driving you showed me.", Brandy sneered as Whiskers snuck out a credit card with a black and white striped gecko's face on It labeled Gaspar on it.
"No worries, sir. I will pay you handsomely for It.", Whiskers said swiping the card much to Brandy's horror.
"Whiskers! Don't!", she yelled but Benny gave her the sad news.
"Sorry, toots. Transactions been made. No refunds.", the cab said only for Brandy to growl like well a dog bearing her teeth. Whiskers grinned nervously before running inside the mall with Brandy nipping at his heels. The four girls from earlier shrugged as one of them spoke up.
"Dang, what's her problem?", the girl said being a dark skinned blonde girl with a dress and has a ponytail curled upwards. The other girl wearing pigtails sporting a shirt and jacket shook her head at the spaniel.
"I don't know, DiJonay. But I hope that rabbit is okay.", the Pigtailed said to DiJonay wishing for Whisker's safety from the mad dog. The third girl looking Latina and is snobbish huffed at Roger sitting in the cab.
"Well, Proud. Since we missed the bus back home, we might as well take the cab with that long eared dweeb behind the wheel.", she huffed as the tall slender girl with glasses and braces chastised her.
"Oh that's mean, LaCienaga. I'm sure he'll bring us home before it gets late.", she said as Penny leads the girls towards Benny and Roger.
"Zoe's right, LaCienaga. Maybe if you hadn't took so long, then we wouldn't had missed the bus. Now let's just get inn the cab.", Penny told her snobbish frenemy as Benny greeted them spooking LaCienaga and DiJonay.
"Hey there, girls! Come on by because my meter's goin' up.", the cab said as LaCienaga squealed in fright.
"did that car just talk?! Now I'm getting scared now.", the Latina stammered as Roger grinned.
"No worries. Benny's a good guy. He won't bite. You girls climb On in.", Roger said as Benny opened his doors with the girls climbing in the car. Zoe gushed at Roger in his cabbie uniform as she told her friends.
"Awww. How cute! A bunny rabbit wearing a cabbie uniform. I wanna Keep him.", Zoe said as LaCienaga huffed.
"Oh please. That rabbit's probably taken by somebody else.", she said as Penny elbowed her In the ribs.
"Be nice to him. But he probably has a home already.", Penny explained.
"Yep. Once my shift is over, I'm goin' to Love Cups for dinner.", Roger smiled as DiJony cooed.
"Ooohh. You got a girlfriend rabbit back home. I see now.", she said as Roger nodded. LaCienaga grew impatient.
"Can we just go home already?! I want to relax and get some sleep!", she yelled as Roger stuttered.
"P-P-Please! No need to be grumpy. Besides, there's already a spot in the Seven Dwarves taken.", the rabbit teased as the girls poked fun at LaCienaga who groaned in misery. Soon, Roger floored Out of the parking area and onto the city streets as the girls scream for their lives.
"My mom's a police officer! She's gonna pile tickets more than you can deal with!", LaCienaga ranted as Roger grinned.
"Relax. No cop has stopped us yet. Oh look. A car right in front of us.", Roger said spotting a van as Penny recognized it and shrieked.
"That's Mama and Daddy! You're gonna rear end them!", Penny warned as Roger puts his gloved finger on the Jump button.
"Not to worry! This should do the trick.", Roger chirped before making Benny jump over the vehicle startling Oscar in the process.
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"TRUDAAAY! Did you see that?! That taxicab just jumped Over us and took off! I'm goin' after that long eared carrot brain!", Oscar yelled as Trudy tried to calm him down.
"Oscar, you need to calm down. And what made you think a rabbit is driving a taxicab?!"
"Pay him no mind, Trudy. Oscar's been a chicken his whole life. Heck, he had nightmares after I've told him not to watch scary movies late at night.", Suuga Mama said nonchalantly. Oscar rolled his eyes before getting ready to floor the gas pedal.
"Yeah right. While you two disregard, I'll give the rabbit my regards!", Oscar smirked evilly as Trudy and Suga Mama didn't like it one bit.
"If I've known any better, I say you're insane in the membrane.", Suga Mama remarked while Puff, Bebe and Cece were oblivious to what's going on.
"Oscar, don't stoop to the cabbie's level. You're going to get yourself in a Lot Of trouble.", Trudy warned as Oscar eyed the rabbit with a glint in his eyes not Listening as he was laughing. Sitting beside Suga Mama was LaCienaga's grandfather Papi who spoke something in Spanish before laughing like the Joker. Suga Mama nodded her head in agreement to Papi while Trudy dreaded Oscar's stupid decision.
Back with Roger, the group was cruising down the freeway as DiJonay commented On Roger's style of driving.
"Dang. You drive like you watch so many action movies.", she commented.
"I can tell. He nearly got us six feet under!"
"Jeepers, give me a break! At least we're safe.", Roger told LaCIenaga defensively as Penny crossed her arms at her frenemy.
"Lay off him, will ya? Besides, he knows what he's doing.", Penny chastised LaCienaga. The group cruised through the freeway until Zoe heard Oscar zooming behind them oblivious to his daughter and friends in the back of the cab.
"Why is your dad speeding towards the rabbit? He's not going to hurt him. Is he?", Zoe asked as Penny gasped and then warned Roger.
"Hey! Floor it! My daddy for some reason wants to get you! Hurry!", Penny panicked as Roger raised his eyebrow In confusion.
"Really? Why? Is It because we jumped over him and rode Into the sunset?", Roger asked as the four girls nodded frantically. Roger put two and two together and realized what went down.
"Uh-oh."
"Just step on it, Roger!", Benny yelled as a chase ensued.
=====BGM: Cruisin' from the Auto Modelista soundtrack=====
The two cars zipped through the freeway dodging traffic in the process avoiding Oscar's wrath going after Roger. Benny gulped whining to Roger while the girls hung on to the back of the seats for the ride of their lives.
"Rog, why did you have to sign up to be a cabbie?! When we get out of this alive, remind me to hurt you!", Benny whimpered as Roger defended himself.
"P-P-Please! Don't blame me for wanting to give my Love Cups something for her birthday!", Roger whined.
"Yeah. And now Mr. Proud is crazy because of you, long eared dweeb!", LaCIenaga hissed.
"Will you shut up?! There's got to be a way to stop my daddy from getting Roger and us with him!", Penny said as Zoe pointed to a curved exit area.
"Drift that way! There's no way that Mr. proud can drift in a van. I watched one of Wizard Kelly's action flicks one time and—"
"This is not an action flick! We're being chased across town and you're making light of the situation!", LaCienaga yelled as DiJonay screamed when Roger drifted with the curve blowing smokescreen from Benny's controls losing Oscar in the process.
"What the? Where did that rascally rabbit go?! I can't believe I've lost him!"
"ROOOOARRRR!
Trudy comically did a MGM roar in Oscar's face before gritting her teeth urging him to go the other way. To make matters worse, someone pulled beside him knocking on his window. Oscar being the lovable dweeb that he is, rolled down the window yelling at the random stranger.
"What do you want?!"
"You cut me off!", a big and burly voice belonging to Peg Leg Pete glared as Oscar gulped nervously. The big cat smirked cracking his knuckles before giving the Proud Snacks entrepreneur two black eyes and missing teeth seeing stars. Pete then got in his car before driving away satisfied. Suga Mama, Bebe, CeCe, Papi and Puff were laughing while Trudy sighed at her husband's stupidity urging him to swap sides due to his condition. Once they've done so, Oscar wailed until Suga Mama whapped him upside the head snapping him out Of it.
"Boy, be a man and stop being a wimp! Just take that L and move on!", the sassy granny told Oscar as Papi spoke Spanish and laughed at Oscar's misfortunes. Oscar groaned and whined over getting beaten up by a big cat.
Now free from Oscar's wrath, Roger went back to his job by taking the girls home. They were now In Wizville which is not too far from Main Street of Toontown. Roger then asked penny a question regarding to the destination.
"Penny is It?"
"Yeah. What's up?"
"Exactly, where is your house?", Roger said as Mixmaster Mike on the radio hollered out to the rabbit.
"Hey, hey! Follow the arrow!", the DJ said as Roger grew confused for a moment.
"Arrow? What arrow?!", Roger wondered until Penny nicely pointed on the windshield.
"Check on Benny's windshield. It's up in the center.", Penny advised as Roger did as Instructed. He then thanked the girl for the Heads up.
"Thanks. I needed that.", Roger said with gratitude. LaCienaga yawned bored out of her mind complaining to her friends.
"How long do we have until we get home? I swear we're just spinning Our wheels here.", the snob whined Only for DiJonay to calm her down.
"Girl, you need to chill out. The poor rabbit's doing the best he can to get us home. Please be considerate.", she begged with the other girls cosigning. It didn't take long before the arrow went off by turning red and swelled in and out pointing to the Proud's house relieving Penny and the girls in the process.
"Whew. We're finally at home. At last!", LaCienaga cheered as Zoe broke the short celebration.
"I hate to bring this up but one of us needs to pay for the fare.", the tall girl said as DiJonay grinned.
"Umm. Your girl's a Little short on change. How about you, LaCienaga?", the blonde said only for the Latina to scoff.
"And why is that?"
"For starters, you were being snippy with Roger and then complained all the way through the ride here! So the least you could do is to help pitch in.", Penny glared as Lacienaga sighed and was about to pay the rabbit. But Roger declined as he had a reason.
"You girls don't have to pay this time. After what that fellow did on the highway, It's On the house.", Roger generously grinned as the girls thanked the rabbit in relief. Suddenly, the time went out for Roger's shift as the DJ made a friendly reminder to Roger and Beeenny.
"Time's Up! Wow, boys! You made a lot of dough thanks to that princess from earlier! Good job!", the DJ said as Benny felt relieved of the whole nightmare being over.
"I'm so ready to go to Flo's in Radiator Springs.", Benny smiled with glee as Roger and the cab rode off out Of the neighborhood. However, they can hear Mixmaster Mike get interrogated by a woman over the radio and Roger recognized that voice anywhere and swooned,.
"Is that you, Love Cups?", Roger said dreamily hearing the background chaos on the radio.
"What gave you the idea to give my honey bunny the job as a cabbie?! He's not good behind the wheel!", Jessica bellowed as the DJ nervously chuckled.
"Now, now, Miss. No need of any violence. Your bunny hubby signed up to make a little extra dough. No harm done."
"That's not what the news said! My Honey Bunny destroyed parts of Cinderella's Castle and then left tire tracks all Over the lawn's of people's estates! Don't tell me that there's no harm done!", Jessica barked as she was pissed about the events. So pissed that she attacked the DJ and ransacked the headquarters in the name of love for Roger. Benny paled in fear as he chuckled nervously.
"Something tells mee that I'm next."
"And Benny, I'm coming after you next! You're ending up as scrap metal when I'm done with you!", Jessica bellowed over the radio as Benny drove away scared with Roger inside the cab going to who knows where.
"And cut! Everyone take 5! And can someone get me a Monte Cristo and a coffee?!", Raul ordered as the toons and humans congregated through the headquarters of Disney. Roger and Jessica greeted each other as Oscar Proud wolf whistled at the redhead only to get whapped upside the face by Trudy while Papi laughed himself silly like the Joker. Jessica cooed at Roger's cabbie uniform from the filming.
"Oh, Honey Bunny. You look so good in a cabbie uniform."
"I certainly do, Love Cups. Does this mean I get to drive this time?", Roger asked innocently but Jessica had a foxy grin.
"Not a chance, love. But how about I make you a carrot cake?", Jessica offered with Roger swooning at the idea. The episode ends with Benny getting cozy with a girl car dubbed Susie.
A/N: And that's chappy 6, ladies and gentlemen. As I said above, I may spin this chapter off into a series called Benny and Roger's Crazy Fares. So it would be a double upload today because of It. I'll brainstorm a Halloween special of RR: Wacky Toons. Since this chapter was Disney guest heavy, I will make an organized list of the guest appearances after this message. I'll probably upload a behind the scenes special in my Mancub's Den newsletter detailing the making of Roger Rabbit's Wacky Toons. Don't forget to read and review this story. As always, LilMancub out and I'll see y'all in the next one. Oh and I forgot to mention that Mixmaster Mike is an actual DJ who is the narrator of all three entries of the Crazy Taxi series..
Disney Guest Appearances:
Snow White and Prince Florian: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Aurora aka Brier Rose and Prince Phillip: Sleeping Beauty
Aladdin, Genie and Jasmine: Aladdin
Cinderella, Jaq and Gus and Prince Charming: Cinderella
Cruella De VIl, Pongo and Perdita: 101 Dalmatians
Belle and Beast aka Adam: Beauty and the Beast
Tiana and Naveen: Princess and the Frog
Pocahontas and John Smith: Pocahontas
Ariel and Eric: Little Mermaid
Merida: Brave
Mulan and Shang: Mulan
Rapunzel and Eugene: Tangled
Anna and Elsa and kristoff: Frozen
Penelope Van Schweets: Wreck It Ralph
Pluto and Fifi: Mickey Mouse
Lady, Tramp, Tony and Luigi: lady and the Tramp
Brandy and Mr. Whiskers: Brandy and Mr. Whiskers
Penny, Oscar, Trudy, Suga Mama, Papi, LaCienaga, DiJonay, Zoe, Puff, Bebe and CeCe: The Proud Family
Peg Leg Pete: Mickey Mouse
Raya: Raya and the Last Dragon
Susie the Car: A rare short of the same name