Nicholas Flamel, also known as Druggie Nick, was born in the August of 1326 to a middle-class muggle family in France. Snatched away by a wizard named Joe King who recognised Nicolas' magical talent, he was raised under poor substances. He was taught of brutes that were muggles and the idiots that were magicals, and soon after his 18th birthday, he left his adopted parents, Joe King and Cho King.
Nicolas soon killed a family of rapists and took their home as his own, freeing the girl they were about to rape, Perenelle Wankum-Medick. With his new couple year older best friend, they lived and farmed herbs and fruits from their garden. Two years later, Perenelle married a friendly wizard, Vernon Dudley. Three days later, she returned with his head in her hand and a key to his Gringotts' Vault.
Three years later, Nicolas Flamel and Perenelle Wankum-Medick had gathered a sizeable fortune for themselves and she married another wizard, Henry Stickwomin. Nicolas happily arranged their wedding and sent her on her way. He then went back to his farm, which he called Greengrass, and started making more Potions and Spells, as was his hobby.
In 1354, Perenelle came to Nicolas, crying, telling him that Henry was dead. Nicolas consoled her and seized Henry's properties. Perenelle and Nicolas married a year later.
In 1356, Nicolas created a herb using Potions, he called it 'Cannabis' and it made him feel nice. Though, after becoming too dependant on it, he sold every single leaf of it to Alastor Dumbledore.
In 1364, Nicolas and Perenelle had a baby named Greengrass Flamele Henry. The boy ran away at the age of ten and took the name of Henry Blaze Greengrass, and never talked to his parents. Nicolas and Perenelle then started mixing Potions with Spells, since they were bored. Accidentally, Nicolas created a shiny red stone.
Nicolas soon found that the shiny red stone, made of Castration Charm's Formulas and Fertility Potion's Calculations, held the secret to unlimited healing. He and Perenelle then melted the huge stone fully and drank it fully.
Nicolas and Perenelle soon found themselves liking the flavour so much that they started drinking more of it. Rumours spread that Nicolas Flamel created an Immortality Drug named 'The Philosophic Stone', though Nicolas always said that it was 'Rabbit UnDeath Blood' and Perenelle called it 'Sex Six Stone'.
One side-effect of the Stone was an increased sleeping rate and an increased libido for both Nicolas and Perenelle. Appearing ageless and thirty at the same time, they mostly just fucked and slept, making potions and food whenever they liked. They met their first grandchild in 1390, a boy named Markus Greengrass. They left their Greengrass Farm to him before leaving for Greece as a long holiday.
In 1420, Nicolas and Perenelle had a girl, they named her Theta Flames. She was a squib, so they had to leave her with muggles. The girl later became Dorothea of Brandenburg.
In 1569, Nicolas and Perenelle entered Japan and had another child, she was another squib, her birth name being Jean Pan Flamela, she later became Tachibana Ginchiyo.
In 1692, Nicolas and Perenelle returned to France. Perenelle started teaching Enchanting once a month to students and Nicolas started looking into Manticores and Chimera's birth. They left after three years, realising that Nicolas was concluding that a sorceress Queen of Greece named Pasiphae created the annihilation.
In 1783, Perenelle and Nicolas sensed unrest among muggles and left for the safety of India, where only the English caused unrest.
In 1820, they reached America to closely study the chaos there. They had started mixing the flavour for the Philosopher's Stone since the old flavour was getting boring. There they met a nice man named Abraham Potter. He was extremely old though, with no kids, so Perenelle agreed to have kids with him. They left the Americas for Scotland in 1830, leaving Abraham Potter with Nicolas Potter, Joe Potter and Henry Potter.
In 1900, Nicolas was buying some muggle alcohol when he met a twenty-year-old Albus Dumbledore with his boyfriend, Gellert Grindelwald. Remembering Alastor Dumbledore all those ages ago, he invited them over to his house. Having a foursome with the two and Perenelle, they talked.
Albus was an insane man, with the ideals same as Nicolas, and Gellert was a man with mental disorders. They kept in contact with Albus.
In 1926, Albus came over, saying he wanted to learn Alchemy, something Nicolas and Perenelle accidentally became masters in. Nicolas taught him while Perenelle made money for the family.
In 1937, Albus came over for drinks, after meeting a brat named Tom Riddle. The three had much fun finding a woman to have a foursome again.
In 1940, Albus came over to cry over Gellert becoming a Dark Lord. Nicolas gave him some weed to smoke and Perenelle gave some meth.
In 1945, Albus ran in, shouting he got Gellert with him. They had a foursome before Albus had to leave with Gellert to shut him in his prison for eternity.
In 1975, Albus came over, cursing Marauders over torturing some Snape and a monster tree. Nicolas told him about Abraham Potter and Albus fucked Perenelle right in front of Nicolas to torture him.
In 1981, Albus came with baby Harry Potter, saying he wanted Nicolas to spell him safe. Nicolas did everything he could and even added a bit of Philosopher's Stone in his blood.
In 1992, Albus came running with an unconscious Harry Potter with him. The boy was bleeding and Albus was cursing the fact that the boy absorbed the Stone. Perenelle immediately began sucking the boy's penis to suck the Stone out of him. Nicolas performed the spells and Albus performed the rituals to make him healthy.
In 1994, Nicolas found a fella named Peter Pettigrew and took him home, because he seemed lonely. The man was bad because he killed Perenelle right in front of him and running away after becoming a rat.
In 1995, Nicolas met a man named Lucius Malfoy. Remembering a Philip Malfoy, a dick, from Beauxbatons, a male Veela, he immediately started panicking. He was kidnapped.
In 1996, the last thing Nicolas saw before a flash of sickly green light was the face of Lord Voldemort.