Hey, folks. This is third of four canceled shorts that is done justice. Shout outs to MenyDragon5 for helping me with the plot for this short and the final unproduced short after this one. After both shorts get done, it's back to original shorts from here on In starting with Jessica in a solo short. Anyway, WFRR belongs to Disney not me. Let's get it.

======Clean and Oppressed=====

Herman's mother cooed at her son because of a very special day. Roger had a bucktoothed grin congratulating the little tot.
"Jumpin' jeepers, Herman. Happy Birthday! You're another year older another year wiser.", the rabbit said to Herman who was eating messily of baby food. He looked dirty as his mother gasped at the situation.
"Good heavens! My birthday boy is all dirty. And I need to head out to get some things for the party.", she said in worry but Roger stood like a soldier in salute pose.
"You can count on me, mo capitan! I accept the mission of giving the birthday boy a bath. You can count on me.", Roger said proudly as Herman's mother felt relieved but had to set some ground rules.

"Oh okay.. I'll leave you up to it. I'll be going to get some supplies and food. And I want to see Herman squeaky clean before I get back. If I come back and see my baby boy dirty, rabbit is what's for dinner tonight! Understand?!", she bellowed making Roger agreeing to the task.
"P-P-P-Please, ma'am! Your birthday boy's gonna be squeaky clean in no time or my middle name's Waldorf and it's not.", the rabbit chimed as Herman's mom felt relieved and decided to leave out the house for a while. Once she left, Roger turned to Herman with a smile before heading to the bathroom.
"Okay, Herman. Now you come with me to the bathtub and I'll get you all squeaky clean for your mother."
"Bathy! Bathy!"
"Yes, Herman. A nice bathy.", Roger spoke to Herman as he carried him to the bathroom. Once the rabbit sets up the bath with bath toys did he placed Herman in there. The baby played happily in the fresh bathwater as Roger pulled out a sponge and soap.
"Okay, birthday boy. A nice bath ran for you. You'll be squeaky clean in no time.", the rabbit said as he gently bathed the little baby with the sponge. He whistled the tune to the Dwarves' bathtime scene from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Herman loved the tune as Roger scrubbed him clean as he was finished letting Out the water. After Roger clothed the tot, he felt proud of himself of the effort.
"There you go, Herman. Clean as a whistle. Now all we have to do is keep you clean for the birthday party. Herman? Where'd you go?", Roger wondered noticing that Herman was gone. Herman was in the kitchen eyeing the potted plant feeling curious as he grabbed a stool. Roger went in the kitchen and noticed Herman getting ready to mess with the potted plant. Roger's eyes bugged out of his sockets as he tries to stop him.
"Herman, no! You're gonna get dirty! Please get down from there!", the rabbit yelled as Herman dug up some dirt throwing it on himself leaving a mess on the floor as well.
"P-P-Please, Herman! Your mother's gonna kill me if she finds out you're dirty on your birthday!", Roger begged as he tried to dash towards Herman to get him down only for the baby to get away. Roger gasped spotting dirt tracks from Herman as he yelled for the baby.
"Herman, come back here! You're dirty again! HEEERMAAAAN!", he yelled begging for him to come back only for the Potted Plant to go off the table and crashes onto Roger's skull making him dirty as well. Birds were tweeting over his head looking stunned but shook it off as he had to search for herman.
"Jumpin' Jeepers, where could Herman be? All I have to do is follow the tracks and clean up Herman again. It's not easy being clean.", Roger thought to himself following the tracks only to spot Herman digging into the paints spreading some on himself.
"No! You're spreading paint all over yourself! You're gonna-"
SPLAT!

Paint got all over Roger's fur making him look like a clown. Herman noticing this wailed hysterically being afraid of clowns running away from Roger. The rabbit gasped and tried to chase after the baby around the house.
"Herman, come back! You're making a mess!", Roger screamed running after Herman all Over the kitchen slamming into the trashcan falling right into it. Roger then jumped out of the can trying to run after the baby only for Herman to accidentally open the dishwasher. To make matters worse, Roger slipped on the banana peel.
"Jeepers! Herman's givin' me the slip! Yikes! I'm headin' for the dishwasher! Looks like I'm the One who needs a bath!", Roger screamed slipping right into the dishwasher as it closes shut with Roger inside it. Herman stopped for a moment as the dishwasher began to do the cycle. It shook Roger around as water and soap spun around making the rabbit scream with mechanical brushes scrubbing him hard.
"Hey, that hurts! Owwww! P-P-Please stop that!", Roger yelled only for the dishwasher to keep On doing the cycle. Once the cycle was finished, the dishwasher hacked like a cat and spat Roger out landing him onto the floor facefirst. Roger getting to his feet checked himself out and sheepishly grinned.
"Wowsers, I'm lookin' quite spiffy today. But Herman's not!", Roger gulped as a cloud had an image of Roger screaming in a stewpot. He then panicked noticing Herman went away outside with the window open.
"Jeepers! Herman escaped out the window! Don't worry! I'm coming!", Roger said running towards the window and slipped Out of It. Only to land in the thorny bush of roses as the sharp points pricked him.
"Yipe! Owww! Not the rosebush! Not the rosebushes! AAAAAHH!", Roger screamed suffering the pricks and Pokes of the rosebushes. After tumbling through the patch did he roll out of there with thorns tangled in his fur.
Geez, talk about getting their point across. Owwww!", Roger said pulling the thorns Out of his fur before searching for the baby. He heard Herman cooing near a sprinkler trying to turn it on.
"What's Herman doing near that sprinkler? Wait a minute! He's gonna turn the ground all muddy! Herman, turn that off! Turn it off! P-P-P-Please!", Roger yelled for Herman to stop as he ran for the baby only for the hose to be dialed past "Max" to "Are You NUTS?!". Herman giggled as Roger's pupils grew small as the hose began to go all powerful hitting Roger up in the sky before it wetted the yard into a mudpit giving Herman an opportunity to play in the mud.
"OOOH! Mud! Whee! Mud!", Herman giggled rolling in the mud as Roger screamed in the air. He flew right into outer space to the point he spotted Earth from where he was.
"Wowsers! Talk about one giant step for rabbit kind. Hey! What's that thing?", Roger wondered spotting an X-Wing zooming through the galaxy. Roger then noticed the X-Wing zipped towards him.
"Uh-oh. Here comes a crash landing!", Roger gulped as the side of the ship hits him towards the Earth's gravity pulling him down at high-speeds screaming.

Back on Earth, Herman was having fun on the muddy pit in the yard as the hose went crazy going all over the place. Herman decided to mess with the valve to the hose and turned It off causing the hose to stop it's rampage. Though it left a muddy mess in the backyard in the process. Herman giggled covered in mud watching Roger scream all the way down until the rabbit fell crashing into a muddy hole leaving a Roger-shaped print. Roger got to his feet also covered in mud looking at the mess in shock and horror.
"Sufferin' swampsuckers! Look at the mess you made! Your mom's going to kill me for sure! I'll have to kiss the grill!", he blubbered as a thought bubble appeared with Herman's mother flipping a Roger burger on the grill. Roger shook it Off and tried to capture Herman only to miss and fall back into the mud. Herman laughed himself silly before throwing Mud at a staggering Roger.
"Hey! That's not nice! Stop throwing—"
SPLAT!

"P-P-Please!"

SPLAT!

"Now see here—"

SPLAT!

Herman kept interrupting Roger with every hit to the face with mud making the rabbit fall to the ground. Roger then saw Herman in a makeshift launcher shooting mud bullets causing Roger to scream and run for cover.
"Jeepers! This is what I call muck warfare! And it's taking a whole new meaning to getting down and dirty!", Roger quipped as he dodged rapid fire by the giggling baby. Roger then panted near a tree taking cover. However, a tree branch knocks him on the noggin sending him into a daze.
"Hey, can somebody pass me the mashed potatoes, p-p-p-please?", Roger babbled seeing stars before he fell on his face.
"Thank you.", Roger finished as he waved a flag in surrender with Taps playing.

Roger was building a wooden washtub using hammer and nails hoping to bathe Herman before his mother got back. He inspected the tub and wiped a sweat from his brow.
"All finished. Now to fill It up with water and soap flakes.", Roger thought out loud as he filled the tub with water. He then threw in some soap flakes and watched the water rise up with bubbles. He then shuts off the water from the hose and searched for the baby.
"Now to find the baby before it's too late. Where could he had gone to?", Roger wondered but heard Herman coo about something.
"Oooh! Kitty! Kitty-kitty!", Herman babbled crawling after something.
"Kitty? What kitty? AAAAAAAH! Herman, no!", Roger screamed with his eyes bugged out spotting Herman going after a skunk.
"Herman, that's not a kitty! It's a skunk!"

"Kitty! I want kitty!", Herman babbled but Roger frantically shook his head.
"P-P-Please stay away from that skunk! I'll save you, baby!", he yelled running towards Herman and the skunk in which the latter gasped in fear. It then cocked it's tail like a shotgun stopping Roger in his tracks.

"Wait! P-P-Please don't shoot! I'm innocent!", Roger begged as the skunk glared with It's butt still in the air aiming at Roger as It spoke.
"Come any closer and I'll pump ya full of stink! I'll let you have it.", the skunk said warning Roger not to come near. Herman watched from the sidelines cooing believing to be a kitty. Roger Shook his head and pointed towards the skunk.
"That's not a kitty! It's a skunk! You gotta believe me!", Roger begged but soon got to close to the Skunk. She then got mad and was ready to fire.
"Okay, you asked for it. Fire in the hole!", she said as Roger's eyes widened in horror. The camera then zoomed out to a nice shot of Earth as a cloud of smoke or rather the stench cloud boomed like a bomb.

Back on Earth, Roger was smelling terrible as Herman covered his nose.
"Ewww! Tinky!", Herman said in disgust as dogs from the neighborhood ran away screaming and baying. The rabbit goofily sniffed himself making his eyes water like crazy and his nose burned as he coughed.
"Pee-Yew! Somebody get the tomato Juice! Talk about the smell of defeat!", Roger said as he needed more Of a bath than Herman.

Roger had to go back to the drawing board for Herman's mother will be back soon from her trip to the store. The rabbit was on borrowed time for he had to get Herman clean or else end up on de plate. Herman was getting dirtier and dirtier by every minute of the day. He paced back and forth hoping for a solution and fast.
"What to do? What to do? It's only a matter of time before she gets back and Herman's not clean yet! C'mon, Rog! Think!", the rabbit thought for a moment until a lightbulb came in his head.
"WOwsers! I have an idea! It's going to be perfect! Hoo-hoo!", Roger beamed as he tried to capture Herman for the bath. He pulled out a cookie as Herman smelled it and was in awe.
"Oooh. Cookie!", he cooed wanting the sugary treat.
"Yes, it's working! Now to reel him In!", Roger smiled pulling the cookie on the line as Herman chased after the cookie. Roger from the bathroom reeled the fishing rod only for the Line to get caught in a corner.
"Hey! What happened? It's caught in something!", Roger deduced but only to come up short as he heard crunching indicating that his bait is devoured by Herman.
"Ah, phooey! He took the bait and got away with It too! Talk about just desserts!", the rabbit chuckled as Herman made a petite burp. Roger sighed and had to figure out what to do and fast.
"Back to the drawing board. I swear that I'll get Herman squeaky clean or my middle name's Garfunkle and it's not.", he said to himself. However, he heard a low growl stopping his train of thought.
"What was that?! It's probably my stomach. All this bath business has worked up an appetite.", Roger mentioned but little did he know that the growl didn't come from his stomach. The growl happened again as Roger now realized.
"Wait a second. That's not my stomach. That's—"
ROOOOOOOARRRR!

Roger turned around and saw a toilet with the lid being a monstrous mask with scary teeth roaring. Roger ran out screaming with the toilet back to normal. Roger ran until he tripped over a kink in the rug sending him flying into a wall with Herman laughing playing in the trashcan. Roger peeled himself off the wall and shook off the stupor. He then gasped.
"YIPE! Herman, what are you doing in the trashcan?! Oh, jeepers! Could this get any worse?", Roger exasperatedly asked himself until he heard a car honk. He was alert and spotted Herman's mom coming down the street followed by another car. He screamed with his eyes out of the sockets.
"Oh no! Herman's mother's almost home and the birthday boy's not clean yet! I'm definitely gonna end up on de plate!", he blubbered as he knew he'd failed miserably. He heard water running as his ears picked up the sound from the bathroom.
"Jeepers! What is that?! It's coming from the bathroom!", Roger ran to the source and spotted Herman in the tub taking a bath. Roger chuckled feeling relieved at the matter.
"Thank goodness. You're taking a bath but we better hurry before your mother arrives! My life's at stake!", he said as he whistled "Hi-ho" from Snow White as he bathed the little tot and clothed him afterwards. And just in time as Roger and Herman heard a female voice.
"Boys, I'm home! And I have a visitor! Is my birthday boy clean for his party?!", Herman's mom spoke entering the house with an unknown visitor. Roger sighed in relief knowing that the battle was over.

"Talk about a close shave and a haircut, Herman. Or in my case, having to meet the plate."

"Roger! Bring down my birthday boy this instant!", Herman's mom yelled out as Roger sheepishly grinned.
"P-P-P-Please! We're coming!", Roger said as both boys went out the bathroom with the masked toilet growling. The boys then went into the Kitchen where a birthday cake on the table. Herman's mom was very happy to see her baby all squeaky clean.
"Herman, you're all squeaky clean! Thank you, Roger. For Once, you did something right."
"I say. I thought for certain I was gonna end up on the grill.", Roger laughed sheepishly as Herman's mom chuckled.
"Not this time. Anyway, I'm glad my birthday boy is all spiffy and clean. There's a guest in the kitchen here for the party.", she beamed as she carried Herman to the kitchen. Roger was curious and hopped into the kitchen as his jaws dropped. Next to Droopy and Snow White was none other than Jessica Rabbit herself wearing a little modest for the baby's party.
"Jeepers! Somebody pinch me I must be dreamin'!"
"Perhaps I'll help you out, mon!", Sebastian who is also a guest pinched Roger silly as Jessica went over to see If he was okay. After that, the group celebrated Herman's birthday ending the cartoon.
"And that's a wrap, folks. Somebody get me an espresso!", Raul said as Animal chased after Red Hot Riding Hood with Kermit and Gonzo trying to stop him.
"WOMAN! WOMAN!", Animal said chasing after a screaming Red. Jessica and Roger were watching the mess go down as the episode ends.

A/N: And that's the third of 4 canceled shorts completed. Now I'm uploading this late before getting some shuteye. The guests were Stella from DreamWorks's Over The Hedge being the skunk, Masked Toilet from Mucha Lucha and then an X-Wing cameo from Star Wars. Don't forget to review for I'm signing Off. Wait a minute, Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo and Animal make a brief cameo in the end. Now for real, LilMancub out and I'll see y'all in the next one.