nevereatdirthide bio
 Author has written 37 stories for Homestuck, and Red vs. Blue. All right so I'm sure that some of you are wondering things. Like "wow who the hey is this crazy lady that has five long fics running AND is updating oneshots daily?!?!" Well, I'm just a chick from rural Wisconsin with no real life and a shitty job. I love to write. I'm probably older than you think I am. As for the fics? Long fic wise, A New Man of an Old Era, Unadulterated Loathing and Hit Fate in the Face are all in the same AU and can be read in that or any other order. Painterly Charms IS completed, but there's also going to be a sequel (which I plan on calling Black and White and Greys). However, it won't be coming out for a while. You can find me on AO3 and Tumblr under the same username and, if anything gets taken down here for some reason, all of my works can be found there. If you're looking for all of the oneshots, they can be found on nedwrites my nsfw writing blog. If you have any questions or requests, feel free to shoot me a PM. If you'd like to RP, feel free to ask. I love RPing but know that I'm a loquacious little shit. Anything else I think you can figure out. Have a great day, |
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At Fault by seductivefeline reviews
Tavros Nitram is a disabled teenager who is succumbed to bullying and has terrible self-confidence. It's only when he meets a strange man named Gamzee Makara that his life begins to take a turn for the better. AU, rated M for language/sexual content. (Edit: ON HIATUS!)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,650 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
Angel on The Radio by Seazu reviews
AU!College: Dean's just started University, and he's finding it hard to adjust. His only relief comes from listening to the mysterious show 'Angel's Demons' on KJHK radio. The MC, a man known as Angel, becomes Dean's only friend and source of refuge without even knowing he exists. When Dean finally bites and calls in, their relationship begins to grow.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 67,298 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
wALK,, by EvaLove1 reviews
Tavros is a young teen with somewhat of a sad life, when he meets Gamzee Makara. The boy who turns his life completely around, and takes his breath away. They become the best of friends, but oh? There's more?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
Natural Reactions by EvaLove1 reviews
Gamzee hosts his yearly movie marathon with his two best friends Tavros and Karkat. But when Karkat cancels to go on a date, it leaves Tav and Gam alone to themselves with a zombie movie marathon.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
Gypsy Kiss by EvaLove1 reviews
Tavros was the normal "goody goody" whereas his best friend Gamzee was the "bad boy". A sleep over gets a little heated. Warning, smut and drug use.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Sweetsickles and Miracles by Honestcannibal reviews
Humanstuck: Tavros has recently moved in with Gamzee, he's been thinking about his times with Gamzee, this leads to some serious tension for his flatmate. Gamzee doesn't seem to mind either. ONESHOT!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
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The Brat
York was a brat. Anyone that knew him would say the same thing upon meeting him. From the sassy little way he spoke to the way he would half pout in the back of a room if he didn't get his way. The only person that it ever really seemed to bother, though, was North.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2015 - [North, York] - Complete
The Voyage Home reviews
But this… This is so much different. The touch is soft and tender in a way that kissing your former palemate had never been. And it's warm. So fucking warm. All you can do is purr against his lips and you feel like a wriggler. But what does that feeling matter when you're kissing someone?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2014 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Heat reviews
Your name is Cronus Ampora and his touch is like molten lava, burning you to your core, but you can't help but to want more.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2014
Going Under
Your name is Cronus Ampora and you think you might be drowning. Your lungs are burning and bubbles of air escape from your nose and mouth as you fight not to breathe. Suddenly all of the landdwellers that had fallen to their doom when they wandered too close to the shore pass through your mind and you feel like if you weren't already dead, you soon would be.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Cronus A., Meenah P.] - Complete
The Crash of Waves reviews
Your name has long been forgotten by all but you, and the troll that you assume to be your young descendant is standing in front of you. He shakes, knowing that he's treading in dangerous waters, but you can't help but to take pity on him since he's somehow found his way into the ship you call your hive. Not only that, but he's in your private quarters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Eridan A., Orphaner Dualscar - Complete
Electric Familiarity reviews
Your name is Cronus Ampora and you are home for the first time in months, though the separation has felt more like years. You've missed the scent and touch and taste of him and now you can hardly believe you're seeing him again. It's safe to say that you could almost cry, but you don't have time. You're too busy mapping each other for that.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2014 - [Eridan A., Cronus A.] - Complete
Chance Encounters reviews
Your name is John Egbert and you are barely eighteen years old. Which is why you find it peculiar that you're sitting in a bar, having a beer and eyeing up the older man that's just walked in.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [John E., Orphaner Dualscar] - Complete
Notes of Change reviews
Your name is Dymion Ampora and you are a man of twenty-two with a son and a girlfriend that you would do anything for.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Orphaner Dualscar - Complete
Operation: Strider Swap reviews
Your name is Dirk Strider and you have severely underestimated those two.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [John E., Dave S.] [Dirk S., Jake E.] - Complete
Tread That Fine Line reviews
Your name is Kankri Vantas and a sudden realization has hit you.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,144 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - [Karkat V., Kankri V.] - Complete
Unexpected Slurries reviews
Your name is Eridan Ampora and you are a troll of nine sweeps studying at a mixed college, but something in an art studio is about to be mixed apart from paints.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Eridan A., Sollux C., Mituna C.] - Complete
997, The Croon reviews
Your name is Cronus Ampora and you are the best goddamn DJ on this campus. But there are things that even you can't be prepared for.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,307 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Kankri V., Cronus A.] - Complete
Le Petit Mort reviews
Your name is Jake English and you are about to be dominated in a way that will make you regret never letting someone do this before.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2014 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] - Complete
Strawberries and Plums reviews
A collection of Cronkri drabbles
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,036 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - [Kankri V., Cronus A.]
Closer reviews
Your name is Kankri Vantas and your feelings have you twisted up inside.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Kankri V., Cronus A.] - Complete
Second First Times reviews
Your name is Orphanos Ampora. You are thirty five years old. You are a widower. You are a father of two wonderful boys. And for the first time in years, you are completely and utterly alone.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,494 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Orphaner Dualscar, The Psiioniic/Helmsman] - Complete
Sober reviews
You've been looking forward to this day for weeks and you can't believe that it's finally come.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/2/2013 - [Roxy L., Jane C.] - Complete
Little Moments reviews
Your name is Cronus Ampora and you might be a little jealous.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2013 - [Kankri V., Cronus A.] - Complete
The Life and Times reviews
Your name is Dave Strider and you have had so many perfect firsts with John Egbert that you can hardly believe how lucky you
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [John E., Dave S.] - Complete
Void Sounds reviews
Your name is Eridan Ampora and you're not sure how long it's been since you've been in the void.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/25/2013 - [Eridan A., Sollux C.] - Complete
Pick Right reviews
Brought together by mysterious circumstances and fate, three trolls fight towards adulthood and all of the strangeness it entails.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2013 - [Karkat V., Eridan A., Sollux C.]
A New Man of an Old Era reviews
Cronus Ampora, recent high school graduate and self-proclaimed cool guy, finds himself newly located at a prestigious college with an adorably aggravating suite mate and a Freshman adviser that he can't get out of his head.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 86,514 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - [Kankri V., Cronus A.]
No Need to Talk reviews
Kurloz Makara doesn't speak to anyone. He never really wants to. He never really tries to. But he's just met someone that he wants to say hello to.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,025 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [Kurloz M., Meulin L.]
A Feeling of Absolution reviews
Your name is Kankri Vantas and you have been with your matesprit now for two and a half sweeps. This past half sweep has been stressful, but things are starting to look up now.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Kankri V., Cronus A.] - Complete
I Call It Healing reviews
You haven't seen him in so long. You don't know what you were expecting, but this most certainly isn't it.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,909 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2013 - [Karkat V., Sollux C.] - Complete
Types of Smiles reviews
You love this man and, despite his proclivity against smiling, the ones that he shows you and when he shows them to you show you that he loves you, too.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [John E., Dave S.] - Complete
Nights Like This reviews
You haven't seen him in over a month and now that finals are over, you're going to.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2013 - [Tavros N., Gamzee M.] - Complete
Favorite Chair reviews
Your name is Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider is in your favorite chair. That has to change.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/16/2013 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] - Complete
Red and Black and Pail all Over reviews
Your name is Sollux Captor and you really want to pail. Now. (erisolkat)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [Eridan A., Sollux C., Karkat V.] - Complete
Meeting the Gamebro reviews
Your name is Eridan Ampora, and you have just had a very unexpected meeting.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2013 - [Eridan A., Mituna C.] - Complete
Painterly Charms reviews
Kankri Vantas, resident bad boy, has been a renowned political graffiti artist since his freshman year. One night he's nearly caught and finds himself face to face with someone that has somehow guessed his darkest secret. Furious, he makes it his duty that the other man doesn't tell a soul, else he suffer the consequences.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,376 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - [Kankri V., Cronus A.] - Complete
Nameless reviews
You are a prince. You could have anyone you wanted. But you want him. This nameless native who you call your servant. All you really want from his is to know who he is.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2013 - [Kankri V., Cronus A.] - Complete
My Brother's Keeper reviews
Sollux Captor finds himself living with his biological father and half-brother after the death of his mother, though he finds something more from this stranger of a brother than he'd expected.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,751 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - [Sollux C., Mituna C.]
Unadulterated Loathing reviews
Eridan Ampora has run away from home, due to his father's recent change in behavior, to stay with his brother. There he meets an infuriating programmer who he hates, but also doesn't.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,252 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Eridan A., Sollux C.]
Soft Kisses in Summer reviews
You are Karkat Vantas and you know that what you want is wrong.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2013 - [Karkat V., Kankri V.]
Hit Fate in the Face reviews
Nepeta has had a crush on her best friend's room mate since she'd first met the Pakistani fire cracker. Maybe if they just spend some time together... Just the two of them! Maybe then she could say what was on her mind to him.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - [Karkat V., Nepeta L.]
Do The Thing! reviews
Sollux does the thing.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Sollux C., Eridan A.] - Complete