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Joined 09-14-03, id: 454939
Author has written 16 stories for Monk, Doctor Who, Law and Order, and Law and Order: SVU.
The stories you see below you are false. The author who wrote them is real, but his name has been changed to protect the guilty. All that can be revealed about him is that he adores puppies, suffers from a crippling addiction to cop shows (which three 'Law and Order' series and the recent premieres of 'Monk' and 'Dragnet' Down Under aren't helping with), and is being prosecuted under the Pretentious Writing Act 1999 for excessive writing in present tense and for referring to himself in the third person too much.
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Sanity by HathorCol reviews
Rose is increasingly convinced that she has gone mad..." First foray into this fandom, completed three hours after the show was broadcast. Pleasedon'thurtme.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Complete
Burglary by Calapine reviews
These are the effects of a fine vintage.
Black Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/14/2004
Everything Old Is New Again by Jennifer James reviews
Ed and Abbie discover that some things never change...
Law and Order - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004
It's Raining Men! by Jennifer James reviews
Jack, Lennie and Ed fall under Anita's spell
Law and Order - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2004
Sleeping Beauty by Kittenmommy reviews
Jack McCoy pays a visit.
Law and Order - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Complete
Walk in Eternity by warinbabylon reviews
A short piece following Pyramids of Mars
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2003
Law and Disorder by Kittenmommy reviews
The 8th Doctor finds himself drawn into the murder investigation of a dead museum curator. Crossover with Law and Order.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Law and Order - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 8/15/2003 - 8th Doctor, L. Briscoe - Complete
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Surprise reviews
Someone's in for a shock. (Thursday100 'Buffy' challenge, Olivia Alex femslash)
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2004
The Prom reviews
It should have been a happy night. (Thursday100 'Buffy' challenge)
Law and Order - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/25/2004
To Control Them All reviews
The Master has a new superweapon. This is, of course, very bad. (DW100, Crossover)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/25/2004
When I Say Run
The Doctor meets the Infected. It's not pretty. (DW100, Crossover with '28 Days Later...')
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Published: 1/25/2004
The Man on Putney Hill reviews
In which the humblest things make a difference. (DW100, crossover)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2004
The Perfect Crime reviews
The Doctor isn't the only person the Master should watch out for. (DW100, Crossover)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2004
Sweet and Sour reviews
The Third Doctor isn't jealous of the Second Doctor. Oh, no. (DW100, 'Companions' 'Love', set immediately after 'The Three Doctors')
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2004
Storm reviews
An asteroid storm on Gallifrey (DW100, 'Gallifrey')
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2004
Sensible Shoes reviews
Jo can't win. (DW100, 'Companions')
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/25/2004
Open Sesame! reviews
In which something entirely unexpected happens. (DW100, 'Unexpected')
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/24/2004
Loose Ends reviews
Borusa's forgotten something, hasn't he? (DW100, 'Gallifrey', Set immediately after 'The Deadly Assassin')
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2004
God
The Doctor works in mysterious ways. (DW100 Challenge drabble, 'Hate')
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Published: 1/24/2004
Both Feet Planted Firmly on the Ground reviews
The Doctor hates this planet.' (DW100 Challenge drabble, 'Hate')
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2004
Arrival
What the beginning of a new adventure must feel like. (DW100 Challenge Drabble, 'Traffic')
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2004
Feels Different This Time reviews
The Doctor sure didn't see this one coming.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/28/2003
Picture on the Wall reviews
200 words in the life of Adrian Monk.
Monk - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2003