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Chapter 1 : Too Crazy For You
One day, in a great morning where the sun shines brightly and the streets is as peaceful as ever...
"It's Halloween!"
A green haired girl clad in a darkish dress with some butterfly motifs in it exclaimed excitedly. This girl is one of the members of the Idol (Comedian) Group known as Hololive. She is-
Uruha Rushia ~ The (Pettan) Boing Boing Nekoromancer
"That's just a few days away!"
Another girl, this one is dark skinned, have pointed ears, blonde hair, and wearing mainly blue with some shades of white in it responded. Her face unimpressed and seems to be more irritated. This is one of her genmates, the one known to be a Da-Half Elf. She is-
Shiranui Flare ~ Ikemen Half Elf
Rushia ignored what the elf said as she continues on. "But Halloween! That's where you can do trick and treats and generally be spooky!"
"What are you, a kid!?"
"No! There are no rules that stated only kids can do trick and treats!"
Flare blinks at those words, thinks about it carefully, before hitting her palm in realization.
"Ah, I see. You look like a child after all!"
Rushia's eyes turned cold. "What did you say?" Her tone is absolutely chilling.
"No, nothing!" Flare shakes her head quickly while raising her hand.
Rushia sighs. "I wonder what I should do?"
"Aren't you a necromancer? Your supposed to be spooky!"
She stares at the elf, trying to process it before an imaginary light bulb appears behind her. "I see!"
(THE NEXT DAY)
Flare's eyes are wide and twitching, her gaze focus on the person in front of her while shaking. Rushia is just smiling smugly as she presents the newest addition to the building.
"Behold, my greatest weapon to acquire more candies!" She presented, raising both of her hands in a grand manner.
From there is a redhead with strips of gray in it, her eyes are weird with one a monochrome color and the other a beastly one. Her skin seems to be dead, her clothes are tattered with some parts of her body having obvious signs of being patched up. The large smile on her face and the sword stabbed through her head horizontally honestly makes it creepier.
"I present to you, Kureiji Ollie!"
Kureiji Ollie ~ Crazy Ollie
"GOOD MORNING!"
The elf pointed at her head. "Why is there a sword stabbed through her head!?"
"Because she's a zombie." The necromancer answered casually.
"What's with those patch ups!?"
"Because she's a zombie."
"Why does she have weird eyes!?"
"Because she's a zombie."
The way Rushia says that makes it feel like a fact. Like it is a common sense and she is just the one crazy here.
"... So why a zombie?" She asked with a tilt of her head.
"Because it's Halloween, duh!"
"Don't mock me!" She takes a breathe. "Where did you even get her?"
"Indonesia."
"What? You go to another part of the world just for that?"
"AMAZING, RIGHT?"
"I'm not talking to you." She turned to the green haired necromancer again. "Why is her voice so loud?"
"Ah... I might have messed up with the volume settings?"
"Volume settings? What is this, programming!?" She takes a breathe again. "So. This is your plan?"
"Of course. Using Ollie, I can acquire all the candies I want in the world!"
She narrowed her eyes. "What are you even going to use it for?"
Rushia looks at her with a deadpan. "Of course, eating it duh!"
"Don't mock me!"
(HALLOWEEN)
"Trick or treat." That was Flare.
"Trick or treat!" That was Rushia.
"TRICK OR TREAT, HAHAHAHA!" And that is definitely Ollie.
Their manager, a violet haired girl with glasses glances at them before her gaze stops at Ollie. "Oh, here's your candy." She picks a whole chocolate and put it on Ollie's basket.
Rushia whines. "What is that? Where is my candy?"
"Oh. Your here too. Here, have this one then." Their manager picks something in her drawer and puts it on her basket.
Looking at it, her eyes widened. "These are just lollipops!" She screamed.
Their manager also give some of it to Flare who didn't complain much. The elf feeling unmotivated and confused.
As they left her office, Rushia looks at them in confusion. "What is that. I felt like there's favoritism." She looks at Ollie in suspicion.
"Hey, why am I even here?" Flare interrupted her thoughts while spreading her arms and letting her see her clothes.
Only Flare was given a change of clothes. She is currently wearing a white blanket with three circular holes in it, making it look like a lame sheet ghost expy.
"Of course I need you! You helped me with the idea after all!"
"I don't even know what you are talking about?" She sighs. "Anyway, are we going to go around and get candies somewhere?"
While the two of them are talking to each other, Ollie is blurring out on the background, moving at insane speeds and coming back with her basket becoming more filled each time she reappears.
They decided to continue on with their quest.
The next scene shows Rushia with a shocked expression as she looks at the rock candies given to her by a certain pink haired Miko, while Flare is just standing besides her glancing at Ollie who is looking around the shrine.
Another scene shows the green haired necromancer chasing a certain mischievous rabbit, Flare just watching it, and the zombie girl talking to a certain purple haired girl who looks very competent, a box of what seems to be imported chocolates in her hands and seems to be handing it to the zombie.
Another scene shows them with Rushia looking tired, Flare just talking amicably to a certain demon ojou-san, and Ollie laughing along with some will-o-wisps who are somehow carrying cupcakes and cookies wrapped beautifully by ribbons.
The whole day is spent going around the world. Rushia only taking small candies, Flare just tagging along, and Ollie befriending everyone, screaming behind a certain Seiso Goddess who is streaming horror games, making certain poses from a certain popular anime with their resident angel, shooting out some terrorist along with a certain lion, and plainly getting many sweets and chocolates.
The evening has come. Inside the office, Rushia is seated on a chair, panting heavily. Flare also looks exhausted but is still standing, and Ollie spinning around while singing some sort of rap that seems to fit her voice.
"Impossible, this is impossible. How did this happen?" The necromancer kept muttering to herself, her eyes dead while staring lifelessly at her basket.
Inside her basket are just rock candies, lollipops, sugarcane, and some sugar cubes. Even Flare winces at the sight of this defeat.
The elf glances at the zombie who seems to have decided to dance Can Can. Behind the energetic and loud zombie are a mountain of sweets that seems to shine more than a glinting gold.
She turned back to the necromancer. "Isn't this good? I thought you wanted candies?"
"I did! But it felt like I lost at something!" She cried. The elf looks at her in concern. Though it took a moment when Rushia raises her face, a look of realization dawning upon her. "I see, so that's what it is!" She glared at the zombie.
"Wait what?" Flare looks out in confusion.
Rushia pointed at the zombie. "You!" Ollie turns to her with an imaginary question mark floating on her head. "You planned all of this! Your trying to take my position!"
"Goddamn Rushia, that's a leap of logic!" The elf retorted.
"Kukuku." Flare glances at the zombie, surprised at her chuckling. "IT SEEMS LIKE I HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT, HUH?"
"Wait? It's true!?" The elf is shocked, though her hands goes to her ears when she is saying it. "Also, your voice is too loud!"
The two ignored her as they stare down at each other. After a moment, the two of them moves.
Rushia stretches out her hand, manifesting an ancient and decorated black staff of bones. The elf exclaiming "It's gotten this serious!?" as Rushia grabs the staff, twirls it, and then points it at the zombie.
Ollie grins as she grabs the handle of the sword, and takes it off of her head. Flare once again exclaimed with a wince "That's too graphic!" as she flicks the sword to the side and take a stance.
The two of them narrowed their eyes before Rushia started with a twirl of her staff. "I'll show you the power of your Maker! Darkbolt Lightning!" Energy compresses at the tip of the staff and shoots through in a straight line at the blink of an eye.
Ollie grins before dodging it. Then she sidesteps once more as other barrages of dark lightning shoots out on the room.
"Ah! What the hell is happening here!?" Flare screams out while holding her head and is panicking around.
"You dodged that. Then how's this!" She swings her staff to the side.
Ollie is just getting near to her when she stops and looks above her. The roof suddenly collapses, and a giant skull the same size as a meteor crashes through the building.
"Oooooooyyy! Why are you destroying the office!?"
With the elf's scream, the whole building collapses and explodes.
The green haired necromancer coughs before looking around. She sees the whole area being burned to the ground, and nothing remains other than Flare lying on the floor full of soot. Rushia smiled at the lack of that zombie's presence.
"Heh... I won!" Just after she says that, the cold glint of blade touches her neck. Her eyes widened before glancing behind.
Behind her is Ollie, who is looking at her with a crazed glint in her eyes.
"HAHAHA, YOU THINK YOU MANAGED TO DEFEAT ME? TOO BAD, I HAVE 99 LIVES LEFT!"
"Impossible!? I haven't programmed you like that!" Rushia exclaims, her eyes wide in fear.
"Hey... as I said, when did necromancy became programming?" Flare weakly retorted on the floor.
The two of them ignored her.
The black edge of the sword goes nearer on her neck, touching her skin very closely. "YOU SEE, I AM GLAD. YOU GAVE ME TIME TO ACCUMULATE ENOUGH INFLUENCE TO MEET EVERYONE. NOW, THEY WILL LOVE ME MORE AND I WILL REPLACE YOU, HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Why are you doing this?" The necromancer asks weakly.
"WHY? OF COURSE..." She paused for effect. "IT'S TO TAKE ALL THE CANDIES IN THIS WORLD!"
"You monster!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" She stops her laugh and then stares at the necromancer. "Well then, time to go to the afterlife!" She brandishes her sword and swings it unhesitatingly.
"... Heh."
Ollie raises her eyebrow in surprise, seeing Rushia grinning. "WHAT IS IT?"
"You made a mistake!" She said as she took something within her sleeves. It is a card that looks eerily similar to a popular trading card game. "You just activated my trap card!"
She flips the card, showing the card within. Ollie's eyes widened as she saw what is it.
"DEATH METAL SCREAM!?" She screeched.
"Yes! Activating this card will give me the buffs of DEATH METAL SCREAM!" Rushia laughs as she slowly stands, while Ollie takes a step back. "LOOK AT ME, I AM THE LOUDEST ONE NOW!"
"AAAAAAAAAH, YOUR TAKING MY SHTICK!"
The two of them glared at each other.
"I'VE BEEN THE ORIGINAL ONE HERE!"
"NO, I'M THE CRAZY ONE SO I AM THE ORIGINAL!"
"WANT TO GO HUH!?"
"BRING IT ON!"
The two of them took a deep breathe before opening their mouth. Strongly.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" 'My ears!' "-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" 'Stop it!' "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 'Hey, reality is becoming blurry you know!?' "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 'Aaaaah!? I think the world is glitching out!' "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 'Please, stop it!' "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
As the world becomes more and more incoherent, the scene zooms out to see the whole planet. Then it coalesce, compressed, and then bulks up a bit, before it whites out, the sound of great explosion happening. The white explosion soon expands to the solar system, then the galaxy, the milky way, until the whole universe became white.
"And that's how I want to create my story!"
""Stop it!""
Rushia and Flare both yelled at their rabbit friend.
**End of Chapter 1**
A/N
So, I've been in slumped. Like, I can't really concentrate on anything right now.
I'm feeling sad because my whole writing experience just got trivialized. If you heard someone saying that your just a new writer, despite having written for half a decade, I don't know but for me, that is a major shock. Like, I have tried to improve my writing skills seriously, taking off most of my free time without turning this into a chore and letting it stay as a hobby, but it seems like it is not enough.
... So I don't want to write any serious stuff at least for now.
Anyway, this idea came to me. Basically, I want to write Hologra with other characters. I might stay with the OGs (the JP Talents) but I will try and incorporate other talents from overseas (EN & ID).
I hope this is acceptable. I am trying to make this as crack-ish as possible.
I can't promise that I will update this frequently. This story is my way of de-stressing so I hope you understand.
I hope you have fun in this story. See you next time!~
Review if you like, helpful comments are welcome and thanks for reading this!~~