Date: January 14th, 2014
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Chapter 5: Space
Sonic Zombies in Spaaaaaaace! MMMHMMM!
[establishing shots of the abandoned buildings that are already destroyed, including the scenery of the sunsetting sky and other abandoned cars and building]
Okay if you haven't clicked off the video yet.. it is been a very long time since the last video. And- ueeh.. couple of hours I guess.. Anyway. The world has gotten even worse! Everybody is Dead! Society no longer exists! I mean, can't you see from these establishing shots?! Things are Bad! Anyway, there's only a couple survivors left like:
[Sonic and Tails are the first to show up, at least almost near on the top of an abandoned, roof pillar. But like too far upwards. They are on the ground now, traveling with Sonic wearing an backpack in his back]
-Our heroes! Sonic and Tails are out scattering the city looking for food cause they're hungry. [Gmod started to mess up with Sonic and Tails] I- IH- Stop it! Stop! Uah..
Sonic: [traveling] Uah. I think I spotted a cafe over there, Sonic. Maybe it's a Starbucks.
[They head over to the cafe]
Tails: I do not think so, señor Sonic. It is just a cafe.
[They enter the cafe]
Sonic: Uah.. Well.. maybe they serve, uhh you know.. other kinds of coffee. Uh, who am I kidding. Tails, you check up stairs, [Tails accidentally knocks down the Gmod camera] I'll check down here.
Tails: [he heads over to where he can go up through the hole up above] Ok, señor Sonic. I will check for you, upstairs! Auh auh! Oi!
[Tails heads up through the hole to look for food. Now Sonic heads over to the kitchen]
Sonic: Alright let's go check out this kitchen. Maybe there's kitchen stuff like uh.. stoves.. uuh let me turn on the stove.
[Sonic went over to the stove. Eventually he did found something though. Tails entered the Kitchen]
Tails: Señor Sonic, have you found anything to eat in here?
Sonic: No [sighs].. just this stuff over here..
[showing alot of cereals and other frozen foods on the ground and some on the counter]
Sonic: It's all freeze'd dry to last forever but its not Starbucks or Pizza hut. I can't eat that!
[Sonic and Tails left the Cafe]
So son- [They've knocked over the gmod camera. Billy scoffs] t- ooaaaw! [Sonic and tails head back somewhere to where the gang is] So Sonic and tails unfortunately have to go back home empty handed.. and then they were goi- [gmod has them flying backwards] ei- ti- Oooooo! Damn!
[Sonic and Tails head down to the sewers]
Sonic: I'm sure hope the guys are happy to see us, even though we did came back empty handed.
[They enter a small base where the rest of the gang are at]
Sonic: Hey guys, we're home!
[Both Sonic and Tails knocked over the camera again]
Uah..
Sonic: [toke off backpack from his back] Hey, uh, didn't find any food but.. we're here.
Amy: Oh! Sonic! [chuckling hysterically in like obsessive way as she went over to Sonic] Did you find rubbers I asked you to give us?
Sonic: [Disgusted, swooshes away] Eeegh!
Rouge: [laying down. disappointed] Ugh, what another day without food.. how much longer can we last?
Knuckles: Yeah man, this is not fair. I wanted you to find me some pot of muscle milk, mother fu[beep]ers. Not fair to anybody..
Tails: Well, at least we have each other. And Hey! At least we haven't the attack by zombies in the long time!
[Zombies all the sudden arrive outside of the base]
But then just then the zombies came! hmmmhmmhmmhmmm! No!
Sonic: [no emotion, zoomed in] Here we go again!
[all of them backed away from the entrance of the base]
Knuckles: Yo man! They can't get through that barricate! I made it myself!
[One of the zombies knocked over an door that was barricating the entrance]
Knuckles: Uhh.. Okay, never mind that. Yo! I'll just- you just thro go! I'll get the zombies, yeah!
[Knuckles heads over to the entrance to start off to fight the zombies]
Sonic: He's an idiot..
Knuckles: Run babies, run!
[Knuckles rams through the zombies and fighting them]
Knuckles: [grunts] Yo! yeah! Come to get you, you so crazy man!
[Sonic and the others went off to escape from the zombies, going up the stairs]
Sonic and the others ran up the stairs, they try to get away from the zombies! And it- and they were running up the stairs! Oooooo hooooo! [They've got stuck as they are dragged up the stairs so fast] Get up!
[A zombie blocks a way out]
But there was a zombie blocking the dooor!
Sonic: Don't worry about this guys! I got 'em! Check this out! Heh Heh! Hooba,
[Sonic goes over to knock over the zombie down the stairs, killing it]
Sonic: Dooba! Heh heh.. Alright.. imma just open this door.
[Sonic opens the door eventually, the group got out of there]
Tails: [wonders] Oah, where is Knuckles?
Rouge: [wonders] Yeah, where he go?
Knuckles: [left behind, running up the stairs] Yo man! Wait for me motherf[beep]ers!
[a same zombie that Sonic killed, it's body, dead weight hits Knuckles down the stairs, Knuckles Grunts his way down. Eventually he got out of there safely to the gang]
Knuckles: [frustrated] Yo man! I can't take this no more! [cried] you know I used to be a stand up comedian and now- we dose to this..
Amy: [complains] I know! And now we're gonna have to find another house!
Rouge: Ugh. It's only too bad Shadow wasn't here. He made things alot easier for us..
Tails: Yas but Señor Shadow is.. whetted! [he pouted onto the ground]
Knuckles: [calmed down] Yeah.. I sure do miss him..
Sonic: Hey what you guys talking about? I do alot for this team.. I mean, all he was was just a clone of me. Heh heh. So he be just good as me.
Rouge: [pumps up her chest, realizing] Wait a second-
[Gmod camera moves down to Rouge's boobs and zooms in & out through her boobs]
ooohoo YES! YES! Ha ha haaaa! I Did it!
Rouge: [continues] Wait a second.. speaking of clones, wasn't shadow just a clone in the first place? I mean, there should be a whole bunch of them up in Space.
Amy: [questions] Up in Space? How we gonna get there? ...Yeah.
Knuckles: Yeah man, it's not like we got no spaceship or nothing.
Rouge: [lip smack] I can take care of that.
[breaking the fourth wall]
Rouge: Excuse me Billy, darwaling, would you spawn us a spaceship, please?
uuhh..[stuttered a bit]Sure Rouge no problem. Here you go..
[Billy spawns an Ues Alshain gl-509 shuttle for the gang. it hits the ground.]
(note: from the looks of it. I thought this shuttle could be from Star Wars Tours while growing up in my teen years, but I couldn't tell what's its from. I had to pause Sonic zombie space in the right time to find the name of the ship)
Rouge: [continues breaking fourth wall] Oh thank you darwaling, you're the best.
[The Gang enters the ship at the same time]
Sonic: Hey Tails, you know what its like to have to scram into the mini-van.
[the gang got into their seats to go on the ride to Space. Tails is gonna be the one to fly the shuttle]
Tails: [ready to fly the ship] Ok everybody! Strap on!
Knuckles: [corrects Tails] Uhh.. Don't you mean 'Strap in' man?
Sonic: [chuckled] That's Kinky..
[Tails starts the ship. The ship lifted up from the grounds and flies off. Even if gmod has to mess up the flying to space]
So, Sonic and the others toke off! and e- and a big adventure to Spaace! heemm! Look at them go! yeah!
[Gmod crushes Shuttle randomly]
Ooh!
[establishing shots of Earth as shuttle successfully exits its earth atmosphere and its planet itself]
Tails: [enjoying] Now I know what it is like to actually be in an little Alien! Qui Qui! Lets-a-go!
[Gmod crushes the shuttle again far away from its camera]
Oooh!
Tails: [spots something, he gasps] Señora and Señoritas! There's something up ahead! Look!
[pov: A circular orb object up ahead in the dark galaxy through the shuttle]
Rouge: It looks like a space station..
Sonic: Actually it looks like one of your boobs..
[the shuttle heads over to the circular orb space station]
Yes. The crew has discovered a really strange looking orb. It was a space station.
[They've found an entrance not even a second later, as they head over, Tails accidentally crushed the top of the shuttle]
Oh!
Knuckles: [annoyed] Yo man! Learn how to drive man!
[they've now entered the space station. Tails landed the ship carefully. Soon the gang got out of the shuttle]
Rouge: [studies her eyes around the area] It looks like it's abandoned..
Knuckles: Yeah man. Looks like nobody's been here for years.
[a huge slider doors open up for someone behind them.]
Blaze: [T-Posing] Actually, I've been here for years..
[Dramatic zooming in to tails' face]
Tails: [falls in love] Ooh! Señora Taco!
Sonic: Oh hey look, its a Cat!
Blaze: [arms behind back] Yes. I am Blaze the Cat actually. You are all.. [surprised] I-I can't believe you all here! I've been waiting for you for so many years!
[Tails went over to Blaze]
Tails: [in love] Aah Señora Taco! I do have been waiting for you for so many years! Oh let us make 18 babies together!
Rouge: [Confused] Um, I'm sorry uh- what do you mean waiting for us for all these years...?
Blaze: Oh uh Sorry, I'm gotten to think. Wha- W- what don't you all come with me and have some dinner and we'll talk about your little situation... yeah.
[Specifically Blaze have the gang in the big meeting room to eat dinner in there as they talk about the situation]
Blaze: Ah. So, All of you are part of a huge project. Something that you'll never even dreamed of.
Rouge: Um.. well actually we just came to find a friend. Um. Maybe you know him he's- uh, His name is Shadow. And he has a gun and he's uh.. [lip smack] He looks like a blue guy.
Tails: [interrupts] Excuse me for one second..? Where are the Tacos? I specifically want a taco..
Blaze: Um, so you are looking for someone? Um.. doesn't he look like? Maybe I know him.
Sonic: Well uh, he actual looks like me but duh he's black.
Knuckles: Yo man! You mean that he kinda look like mean and he is African American! That is our word mother f[beep]er!
Blaze: Ah yes! I know who you talking about! Come!
[Blaze got out of her seat to show the group where shadow is. Although Gmod gotten Blaze messed up. As they T-posing, they are entering in a new area]
Rouge: [Shocked] Oh my.. goodness gracious..!
[the room shows the room full of clones. a bunch of them that's everyone thats been in these series]
It was a room full of clones! yes! Every single character that has ever been in these videos was now in this room so I can bring them back anytime! hmmhmmhmm!
Knuckles: [shocked] Yo man! This is Crazy!
[Knuckles knocked over the Gmod camera onto the ground]
Ow! OH!
Blaze: Yes this is room full of clones. For some reason, all of you have clones in this room. It is amazing isn't it?
Sonic: [amused with his clone figure] H-hey, Hey handsome! Did you just get off your shift at Pizza Hut? Maybe you and I could go to Starbucks together and drive while talking on our hummer.
[Rouge happens to look on her left and she sees something]
Rouge: [she gasps] Hey! There he is!
[Rouge went over.. A clone figure of Shadow floats there, unawake. Unable to even hear anything behind there and outside of the clone cell]
Rouge: This is who we've been looking for! It's Shadow! I can't believe it...
[the others except sonic came over by Shadow's clone cell. Including Blaze]
Blaze: Ah yes, Of course. His life readings on earth just dropped to zero recently. I've figured that something was going to happen.. It happened a few times before too, hasn't it? Well its probably because he's black. I'll get him out for you...
[Blaze went over to the control panel that can dis-alarm clone cells]
Blaze: E- Dis-en-arm machine..
[whatever buttons Blaze presses on the control panel to dis-alarm Shadow's Clone cell. The cell opens up and Clone Shadow drops onto the floor. Tails and Rouge came by the body. Rouge was the only one to try and wake him up though]
Rouge: [feeling sorrowed] Shadow! Shadow, please! Tell me you're okay! Wake up Shadow Wake up! ... OH Come on dawling! Wake up!
[A dramatic zoom, zoomed in to Shadow's face. And... Shadow awakens]
Shadow: [restored memory] Ooooo..
[Shadow gets up fast like something was still happening with him]
Shadow: Hooo! Gerr! The Silver Monster! I've ran out of Bullets! I- he ate me and then I- haaba dabba-! I can't believe it that I'm alive! I'm alot live shdbshdi Heart breaking again- hdhsohhs-
[Shadow calms down and exhales. He notices the group]
Shadow: [confused] Wait.. where am I..? How are all of you here? [Gasps quietly] Every one of you are okay! I was worried!
Knuckles: Yeah man, how does he remember that we're all here?
Blaze: Well, when someone dies, the clone will take over the memory they had when they were dead. And luckily for him, he was surrounded by you. They impress on the first person who they see. So he was good.
Tails: Ah that was very interesting, but where can this green bow take a nap?
Blaze: Ah yes, of course, sleeping. I have arrangements! Come! I shall show you the Dormitories and you may get some sleep.
[fades in to an area that may seem like an hallway that can have the bunk bed room in their right. Blaze leads the group to the door to the bunk bed room]
Blaze: Ah, right over here! [in front of the entrance of the bunk bed room #8]..This should be comfortable specially compared to what your used to. And it-
[They enter the room but they went into the room #7 instead. Anyway, the door only closes accidentally when Blaze enters]
Oh no! Come on! Come on! The door! The door! The door! The door! The door! The door! The doooorr! The door-a! oOH- Come on! hdjre Oh No! ugh.. [frustrated]
[Billy manages to get the door unstuck and gets the rest of the group inside the room]
Blaze: [continues] As yes, as I was saying, there should be better than what you're usually accustom to. I hope you'll find it comfy.
Sonic: [Aroused] Hey Rouge, heh heh, you wanna bunk with me?
Rouge: [Annoyed] Um.. not with that millimeter peter, no thank you..
[Rouge swooshes away from Sonic, probably on the bunk beds. Who Knows. Despite what Amy heard. She got an Idea]
Amy: [chuckled] A- a bunk? With Sonic?! OH!
[Amy desperately went over to sonic]
Amy: [desperate] Oh uh, Hi Sonic! I would just love to Bunk! Hmhmhm!
Sonic: [disgusted] Ew thats Disgusting! Egh..! Get away from me b[beep]ch!
[Sonic swooshes away from Amy on the other side of the room]
Blaze: Well, I'll see you all in the morning. Goodnight.
Tails: [stops Blaze as she was about to go and leave the room] Umm, just a one second there, Señora Baco! Do you think that we could stay with you? I mean, things have gotten bad on Earth and.. I would love to spend forever with yoou...
Shadow: [agrees] Yes, he is right! The Earth has gotten bad, especially all the zombies! And I hate zombies of i can sleep, I bed I Worn idea zombiees! yeehhHOOHOO! [moving alot to where he just thuds onto the ground]
Blaze: Oh I guess if you can all take a test. Have you all- any of you been bitten before?
Knuckles: Uh yeah, I was bitten. But that turned into like three different monsters and a vampire. Don't make no sense but I'm okay now, motherf[beep]er..
Blaze: Well then sure, in the morning we'll find out. Goodnight.
[Blaze heads over outside of the room, exiting and looking over to the folks the last time for the night]
Blaze: Take Care.
[Door accidentally closes on Blaze]
Doh! And so.. our heroes got some well deserved sleep! Well, except for Amy. Amy was up very late at night pondering about things...
Amy: [sitting up, sighing desperately. talking to herself] Just.. I just wanna do him already.. grrr! I mean, I know I did him when he was that furry thing but that doesn't count! Cause he was trying to.. do me without permission. [complains] OH I just 'Want' him! Oooo! I might as well give up.. It's not like there's a clone of him I could do instead to take out my anger.. ooh...
[Amy lays herself down sad. A moment passed, she suddenly remembers about Sonic having a clone in the Clone room]
Amy: [realizes] Wait a second... A clone! That's it! He's got a clone! That's- That's exactly the answer! Oo oo oo!
[Amy got up immediately and exits out of the bunk bed room, going straight to the full of clones area]
Amy: [singing] Ooh I can't wait to do Sonic because I'm horny! I'm only sixteen but I know what I want! We'll get married and go on maury and have a ton of kids and then he'll have to pay child suppooort!
[she arrives in the area full of clones]
Amy: Oh! There I am! Oohoo!
[she slithered her way to Sonic's clone cell, so desperately close and looking at it]
Amy: [Aroused] Aah yes! Oo Oo! There you are, Sonic! I finally have you! Oooh I cannot wait to 'do' it! Oh wait- Where's the control panel? [finds the control panel and goes to it] Oh- oh- oh it's over here.
[she's by the panel now]
Amy: [puzzled] And now uhh, how did Blaze get this thing to work again..? Oh well. [slams herself on the computer part of the control panel] Oof.
[the Cell opens up Sonic's clone and it drops on the ground]
Amy: [hypes the fuck out] AAAAAA HAAHAAA YES! I Finally Got My Own Sonic! oOOH! I Gotta go to door now! OOhooHOo!
[hyped out as she is, she zoomed over to the clone and knocking the gmod camera onto the ground. she kept her cool right as she went up to him. kneeling]
Amy: [obsessive smile] Oh uh, Hi Sonic! [Chuckles] Do you know who I am? Do you remember anything?
Clone Sonic: [confused] Umm.. I remember Pizza hut and.. hummers and.. All those other overused phase in these videos but uhh.. are you like my girlfriend or something?
Amy: [arousing kind of chuckling] Uhh.. [dragging Clone Sonic with her out of the clone room] YEH LET ME BREATHE YOU IN! HMMHMM!
[Gmod started to mess up with Amy and the clone right when they're about to exit out]
Doh! Come on! No not again! This is happening too much this time! Oohoo...
[some of the clone cells started to open up Classic Sonic, Shadow, and Rouge's clone and their bodies dropped on the floor after they're open]
Amy didn't know it, but she accidentally released- all of- some of- well some of other clones, I was- listen I can't do them all at the same time! You know how hard that is! Anyway, she released some of the clones...
[A moment passed. Eggman's clone cell opened up and his body fell on the ground. Eggman got up chuckling evilly. Chuckling even more right as Silver's cell opened up. His body fell on the ground also when he did a goofy chuckle. Back in the Bunk Bed room, Rouge view. Something entered the room and.. Shadow's clone pops up by Rouge. grunting, oohing, and he studies her. Eventually he looks at her boobs. gasped. Dramatic zoom]
Clone Shadow: Oooh! Tatas for me! Heh heh hehh!
[he got on the bed and was on top of her very closely]
Clone Shadow: Ooo.. I'm going to like this.. hello pet! hmmhmmhmmm!
[This'll probably caused Rouge to wake up]
Rouge: [smacking lips, waking up, yawns] Who's that? [realized shadow's by her. aroused] Oh! Shadow, well! I didn't know you wanted to do it this way.. hmmhmm..
[Rouge already spread'ed her legs in the next shot]
Clone Shadow: [evil-wise] Ooo.. Me want.. Me want to Tata! Hu-uha! Give it to me!
Rouge: [snaps out of the mood, sat up] HEY now! Excuse me?! I'm not that kind of gurl...
Clone Shadow: [forces himself onto Rouge] Give it to ME!
Rouge: [tries to get him off, yells in fear] Oh somebody help me! I've been sex'd!
[Shadow wakes up, alerted with Rouge yelling]
Rouge: [fearing] Oh shadow's going crazy! Help me! dawling!
Shadow: [alerted] Oo? [Gasps] Who's in trouble? Rouge!
[Shadow got out of the bed. Rouge manages to kick Clone Shadow on time. His body hit straight at Tails. And Tails fell out of the bed]
Tails: [alerted, yells] Yeeeoww, Polo loco!
[Sonic wake up now. felt disturbed]
Sonic: [feels disturbed] Hey! Who dares disturb me while I'm sleeping here? I was dreaming about myself and.. Hooba Dooba! [got out of bed] Woah, what's going on out here? Heh Heh..
Shadow: Ugh? What is going on? Oh-
[without a word from knuckles, he swooshes himself off the bed. Knuckles coughs]
Shadow: [interrupted himself] Good morn-ch, Knuckles...
Clone Shadow: [Pops up from the bunk bed where Tails was sleeping] you- Who dares to hit me in a such a way?
Knuckles: [shooked] Oh my- Man! There's two of you motherf[beep]ers!
[Clone Shadow got down from the bunk bed and stands up in front of Shadow]
Shadow: Oh my goodness, It is a clone of me.. Something must've went wrong there at the lab!
Clone Shadow: OF course something went down, weither at the lab! and now at my air, clone! But I- Am an evil Clone! Which means, I will do even more things and if I Do here clone tanes it means gdjf evil! [chuckling evilly, floating] And now! This is the beginning of your end! I am going to take over the world! If I take over the world, it means I will take over the world! And I'm going to be baaad! heehehhh-
[Shadow just shoots the clone on the head or wherever with his shotgun. Already done with his shit]
Shadow: Oh.. man, Please do not tell me I am that annoying... We have to find Blaze, she has to fix this problem! There may be more clones!
[the gang exits the room #7]
Rouge: Which way she is?
Shadow: [leading, turning to his right] She is this way and uh.. ooo...
[Shadow and the rest of the folks looks ahead of something]
Sonic: [interrupts, breaking the fourth wall] Oh hey! Over here really quick! Did you know that this video is purposely bad? Make a comment about it...
[A bunch of clones stand and talk at the same time behind Dr Eggman as he is chuckling evilly]
Dr. Eggman: Qell Qell Qell, If it isn't my little friend, Saniaakkakak!
Sonic: Oh hey Eggster! I've got a whole new bag of puns for you. You want a hear them all?
Tails: [annoyed] Ah señor Sonic, for the love of christ- Please do not do the puns. They are terrible.. The only people who will find them funny are like, two years old..
Dr. Eggman: [chuckles] It doesn't matter how many puns, with this clone out of e, you are so much in trable! [Russian chuckling]
Shadow: Ugh. Okay, listen! We have to find Blaze, she might be able to get rid of all those clones! We need someone to voluntarily go find her by themselves and they will be by themselves with Blaze! Hint Hint.
Tails: [eyes widen] Ha-Who!? By themselves with Señora Taco?! Uh Sonic! Ho-Ho, listen! I will go find Señora Taco and I will save her! Whoo whoo wee!
[Tails swooshes off to go find blaze]
Sonic: [Sarcasically] He really needs to be deported already... [back at Eggman] Oh! Uh, Eggster! Come on! Hooba Dooba! Let's go!
[Sonic Swooshes in front of Eggman]
Sonic: Um, but because we're in space, there's only one way we can fight: with these copyrighted weapons.
[Sonic pulls out an blue light saber and turns it on]
Dr. Eggman: [challenged, he pulls out an lightsaber also] I was thinking the same haink. [turns on lightsaber] And now, Im gone to kill you!
Sonic: [challenged] Yeah! Let's go! [breaking the fourth wall again] Oh, but uh, hey kids! If you want to build your own lightsaber, you could do that only at your Disneyland for 39.99! Toke my girlfriend's daughter there..
(note: the fact that I haven't been to disneyland for almost two years because of the covid pandemic, I don't even know if Disneyland is still having folks create their own lightsaber still. I'll probably still know once my birthday comes by. Unless if someone can help me out.)
[Lightsaber battle broke out with Sonic and Eggman]
And then, Sonic and Eggman were starting to fight like a certain movie that I can't say or else Im gonna be fined way too much money! Look at them go! Hmm hmm hmmmm! [Sonic and Eggman exit out of the scene as they lightsaber'd fight still] And the battle left outside.
Shadow: Ok everybody! We have to do our part as well! Let's go!
[Shadow knocks down the gmod camera to go kill the clones as much as he can. The Clones were only there just talking. Shadow shoots one of the sonic clones and blaze clone. Then his own clone. And Amy & classic Sonic clone. Knuckles was at his own kicking position and flew on that position across the room, on the way to the clones]
Knuckles: Oh Yeah!
[swooshing across. The #6 door opens to see Shrek there cheering Knuckles on]
Shrek: You go and get em, Donkah!
[Shadow continues to shoot at the clones. Knuckles full on kicked the clones at his way]
Knuckles: Yah yeah man, motherf[beep]er! Let's do it!
[Rouge gets ready to fight]
Rouge: Spout's on!
[Rouge jumps towards the clones. And some are in the circle surrounding her. She got up after she jumped]
Rouge: I'll teach you something I learned from the academy!
[Rouge was in her karate position and she kicked almost all of the clones that were surrounding her.]
Knuckles: [fighting] Ooh yeeah!
[scene cuts to Clone sonic laying there satisfied with Amy doing him. I mean, they are already done doing it.]
Clone Sonic: [Satisfied after sex, smiling] Ahh, well, that was pretty good! What do you think, babe?
[Amy, unsatisfied, her eyes were just wide open disappointed. She looked at clone sonic and turned away, wined.]
Clone Sonic: Yeah, I know it was pretty great! Heh heh.. Oh uhh- sorry about the all the crying back there, I'm a little sensitive. Hey, mind grabbing me a beer so I can watch the game?
Amy: [disappointed, depressed] I can't believe it.. He was so.. [she got out of bed] He was so small.. and he only lasted thirteen seconds! He was so small! Thirteen seconds... [she walks away from the bed] Oh my goodness, I.. boi my whole life for this moment.. My life.. My life has been a waste... It's over... Well.. I guess there's only one thing left to do.. [picks up a gun and aims it on her head to commit suicide] Goodbye.. Cruel World...
Clone Sonic: [doesn't seem to care about Amy's depression] Yeah, heh heh! I'm probably better than the real Sonic ever would've been huh? Heh heh!
Amy: [realizes] Wait a second.. real Sonic? [she gasps, she stops herself from committing suicide. Drops the gun] That's it!
Clone Sonic: [looks at Amy] Heh? You said something babe?
[Amy immediately killed clone sonic, the one she just 'did'. She raised her arm up high]
Amy: [lightens up] That's it! That's the answer! I just can't do any Sonic! There's only one thing I can do with my life! I dedicate myself to doing the 'Real Sonic'!
[scene cuts to Tails trying to find Blaze, running down through halls after its sliding space doors opened up]
Tails: [worried] Señora Taco! Señora Taco, where are you?! I cannot find Señora Taco, she's the love of my life! Señora Taco, where are you?! Señora Taco!
Blaze: [background voice, screaming] Help me!
Tails: [gasps] Señora Taco!
[he enter the meeting room, where Blaze is]
Tails: [worried] I am coming for you! Don't worry about it! Is Señora Taco- [stutters on what he just saw]
[dramatic zoom on Tails' shocked/worried face]
Taco: [Spanish talk] Taco Bell...
Blaze: [scared] S- Tails! You have to save me! They're gonna get me!
[A bunch of Tails clones told on one knee kneeled down, with a flower on their hand around the table Blaze was standing on, all talking at the same time]
Tails' Clone #1: I love you Señora Taco!
Tails' Clone #2: No! I love you Señora Taco!
All of Tails' Clones: We all Love you Señora Taco!
[Tails, now started to feel very angry at this. His body shakes and floats and demonic screeching, yellling through Tails' side of the angry demon. Furious at the clones of himselfs]
Tails: [Furious] They Have These Starved, the Mexican way.. It is my a Señora Taco! It's time to use.. [yells] Tacos portobello!
[Tails, one by one, lifted his arm up to poof out 31 tacos each, one on his left and 31 again on his right. Establishing shot behind the camera shot of Tails ready to fight off the non-fighting clones Blaze was surrounded by. He exclaims the fighting spanish war talks throughout the fight. Twirls around and spins up and towards the clones and knocking them alot at once. Blaze watches Tails knocking alot of them down with such Spanish words coming out of his mouth and furious look on his face. Although he accidentally knocked down the Gmod Camera. He got onto the Lawn Mower he always uses to mow the lawn in the morning. He uses it to ran over the rest of the clones there are left. After they're gone. Blaze looked stunned on Tails taking all of them down. Looking around at all of them clones. Tails has his hands on the ground trying to calming down after the fight is over. Blaze slowly went up to him]
Blaze: Tails you.. y.. you saved my life..
[Blaze passionately kisses Tails on the mouth for at least 6 seconds, she pulls away. Feels good about it. Tails was shocked in a good way. He's in heaven, finally got the love of his life. He floats up]
Tails: Oh jesus loves me! Yes I know! Burrito!
[Cuts back to Sonic and Eggman still fighting with the lightsaber]
Dr. Eggman: Oh-who-i-he-a! I'm going to destroy you now!
Sonic: No way, hooba dooba!
[They both knock over the gmod camera]
Dr. Eggman: Oh! Now, We let this finish this now, hedgehog thing! I don't want to fight anymore.
Sonic: [trolls] Well if you want to fight anymore, you just give up. Hah hah hah hah hahh!
Dr. Eggman: Never!
[Eggman and Sonic continue fighting towards the clones]
Dr. Eggman: Clones! Move out of the way! You're in the way! You are being the very un-used fill!
[Eggman cracks his voice everytime he still tries to fight Sonic with the clones in the way. The Clones still standed there, still talking and babbling]
Sonic: Yo, your clones are dumb!
Dr. Eggman: No! Your dumb!
Sonic: [Traps Eggman against the wall] Backed you up into the corner!
Dr. Eggman: [helpless] Help me clones! I am packed!
Sonic: [felt victory close among himself] Yeah, you better watched it!
Dr. Eggman: Help me clones! He has me against the wall!
Clone Classic Sonic #1: Sorry but we don't know how to fight..
Dr. Eggman: What about my hornhogs? They're very powerful!
(Note: probably the only deleted line youtube happens to take out for god knows how long ago, below.)
Clone Silver: Well Sorry, but they're all raping each other in the corner over there..
[three each of the hornhogs casually humping one of each of the other three hornhogs. All of them are arousing the Hooba Dooba words and moaned at the same time. Eggman managed to get out of the corner and continues fighting Sonic]
Dr. Eggman: You are all so useless to me!
[The door shuts on them. Cuts to Shadow, Knuckles and Rouge in the different area of the Station. Still surrounded by Clones that weren't killed yet.]
Shadow: Ugh. What are we going to do? There are coming! They won't stop coming!
Knuckles: Ya man! I don't know how much more we can taking this.. They just won't stop.
Rouge: [attitude] Come on guys, the rest of the team's doing their job, we have to do ours!
Shadow: That's a good attitude. Let's finish this!
[Shadow swooshes off to go finish off the clones]
Clone Classic Sonic #2: I wanna be your friend! [gets shot by Shadow] Ahh!
[Shadow loads his gun. and continues to shoot other clones]
Shadow: [shooting the clones] No friends for anybody! Hu hu hey he heyyy!
Rouge: [grunting as she swooshes the clones onto the ground] Uegh! M! Yes! M!
[Knuckles grunts as he punches Amy's clone, Shadow's clone and Sonic's clone onto the ground]
Clone Cream #1: I'm your clone! [Arnold Schwarzenegger Laugh]
Clone Cream #2: No! I'm your clone!
Clone Cream #1: No! I'm your clone!
Clone Cream #2:! No! I'm your clone!
[Both of the creams did Arnold Schwarzenegger's Laugh there, As Shadow, came by and threw a grenade at the two. And both of then including some of the other clones blew up]
Shadow: [chuckling] Now there are no more clones! hehe hhee-ayy!
[cuts to the other side of an spaceship deporting station. Eggman and Sonic are still lightsaber fighting there. Eggman cracks a chuckle as both of them fell off]
Sonic: [losing balance] Woah!
[As they fell, Sonic grunts as they made the camera falling into the ground]
Dr. Eggman: Heheheh! Now I am having you! [laughed]
[Eggman's red lightsaber putted more weight into Sonic's blue lightsaber after hitting it]
Sonic: [struggles] No! I can hold on!
[Eggman cracked a laugh as he sends Sonic flying after hitting him]
Sonic: [cries out] Woah!
[Sonic grunts as he thudded on the ground, but almost to where he was actually gonna fall off the opening to space]
Sonic: Ooh? Yeuh. [looks down of the dark space] Oh man, heh heh.. it's pretty street- steep drop there..
[Eggman comes up behind Sonic]
Dr. Eggman: [Russian chuckle] Have you nOAk! heh heh! You'ba be able told you about the hECC! He he..
Sonic: He told me enough. They told me 'Hooba Dooba'!
Dr. Eggman: No. Sanic. I am the HECC!
[Dramatic zoom on Sonic's face]
Sonic: [No emotion] No.
Dr. Eggman: [Russian laugh] Now to kill you!
Sonic: Hey! I still got my lightsaber! And plenty of fight!
Dr. Eggman: [annoyed] Please! [breaking the fourth wall] Excuse me you'd helped the bat tits earlier, now you're going to help me with the bill..
Umm.. Oky. Umm..[in the tools settings on the right, looking for the remover tool]lets see here, get the remover tool. [finds it]Uhh, sorry Sonic..
[Billy removes Sonic's lightsaber. Sonic, now looked defeated as Eggman's about to take the last hit with his lightsaber, Laughing long]
Dr. Eggman: [raising his arms up] Say 'prayer'!
[Eggman laughs his ass off in victory for at least 9 seconds before a Gigantic Demon Beast pops up in the entrance. It's demonic beast laughing have made Eggman stop what he was doing]
Dr. Eggman: What in Hecc is wHooK?
Gigantic Demon Beast: Goh boy! A Big fat juicy morshal for me! [evil laughing] Higher, Come here friend-
[the beast grabs Eggman, laughing evilly]
Dr. Eggman: [mercying] NO! W-wait a second! I have full of calories, you do not want to eat me! No, Wait!
[Russian screeching Eggman makes as the beast brings him inside his mouth to eat. Eggman dead, It burps after eating]
Gigantic Demon Beast: Oo oo!
[A lightsaber drops on the floor]
Gigantic Demon Beast: Oh boy! [chuckle] That was Tasty! Mmm!
[Sonic looks at the lightsaber, he thought of an way to get rid of it. He went to grab it and look back at the beast]
Gigantic Demon Beast: Well that taste like mini, more! Heh heh! Ooo.. [spots Sonic] Hey! You're Next! [chuckling]
Sonic: May be the hoobbie with you! [he throws the lightsaber through the beast's eyes]
Gigantic Demon Beast: [Screeching in pain. hurt] Eeeooow! Hey! That hurt, it went right through my eyes! The Pain! [struggling the pain] It hurts!
[The beast screams its way down to the darkness of the galaxy. Last bits of the screams almost sounded like Silver's Goofy screams. faded screams..]
Sonic: Well, heh. That was fun. Hey, where are those other jerks..
[Sonic exited the area he was in. The scene cuts to the hallway of the station. The last clone is killed by being thrown straight to the space doors]
Clone Cream #3: Doh!
Sonic: [door opens as he went through] Hey guys, where are you and uh- [sees something] Oh. Okay..
[Fire spreads on the clones only. Two clones Knuckles is just chilling on them. One, is hang like, suicide kill. Shadow leans on the wall, arms crossed. Rouge just stands there, looking at her hands like she got her nails done or something. She looked up at Sonic]
Rouge: Oh. Hey Sonic..
Sonic: W-Wow! You guys really did a good job, ta-uh, taking care of them! Hey.. Where'd tails go?
[Tails and Blaze came in in the different route, holding hands]
Tails: We are over here!
Blaze: [relieved sigh] Well I say, it is very nice to see that you are all alive. An eh- [wonders] Wait a second, where's your little pink friend? How did this all happen?
Amy: [Barges in the scene] O-I'm over here! Oo- [felt fire burning her] Ow fire! Hey guys, what's going on?! Oo [sees Sonic, gasps] Sonic, there you are! [gasping air, goes up to him] Oh Sonic! I've learned so much about our relationship!
Sonic: Your cu[beep]t stinks...
[Sonic swooshes Amy away from him]
Rouge: [concerned] Hey Amy, where the heck have you been?
Amy: [honest] Well Actually, [chuckle] I uhh- used the machine and let the sonic clones just so I can do him and I realized.. Only the real sonic is worth doing.. oohoohoo! I love you!
Blaze: [very furious] Excuse me?! You used the cloning machine to make love to somebody?!
Sonic: Well uh, can you blame her? I am pretty great.
Blaze: [very furious] That's it! I want you all to leave this facility now!
Tails: Even me, Señorita?
Blaze: [very furious] Especially you, you little spanish [halfway beeped] prick!
[Blaze leaves the scene]
Tails: [offended] Ok now Seño, that is racist...
[Tails thudded on the floor. Next scene, Blaze kicks the gang out]
Blaze: Out! Out! All of you, out!
[the gang knocked over the gmod camera down as they go back to the spaceship they came here with]
Blaze: And never come back!
Sonic: Gee heh, she's kinda a b[beep]ch..
Rouge: Well that's what happens when there's no tampax in space..
[The gang got in the ship. Whoever was in the drivers seat in the spaceship, got it starting and started to take off with the gang in there. Exiting the space station and they're on their way back on earth]
Blaze: [upset, watching the gang leave] Idiots, all of them! I can't believe I trust them.. ugh. Well at least that's the last time I'll ever have to deal with them.
Shadow: [background voice] Hmm..
Rouge: [background voice, concerned] What is it, Shadow?
Shadow: [background voice] I feel like I forgot something back on my bed.
[back in the space station, camera zooms in slowly to one of the bunk bed rooms. Technically the #3 bunk bed room. Beeping is heard as the door opens. A bomb is left in the bunk beds. Its ticking fast and faster every beep. Outside of the space Station, a sudden explosion explodes the entire station, killing Blaze. As it keeps exploding, the station slowly falls down and exiting the scene. Now, back at earth, the scenery shows that the gang landing at the beach. They got out of the ship]
Sonic: Welp it looks like we arrive safely. As usual.
Tails: [Upset] Yes but the lost'd the love of my life.. [shouts] Thanks to you Amy!
[Tails grunts angrily, swooshes away. And swooshed back at Amy]
Tails: And Sonic was right, your c[beep]t does stink!
[Tails swooshes away again]
Knuckles: [looks around] Well hey, you can't get too upset, we're on a beautiful tropical beach!
Rouge: Yeah, wish I would've have my bathing suit.
Sonic: Yeah you better put on that G-String..
Knuckles: Ooh Sonic! You so crazy man!
[Establishing shot of the Space Station in the water now, on fire.. Not soon later, A familar figure gets out of an burning station, chuckling]
Dr. Eggman: Oo. [laughing] Well I survived all of that. [chuckle] Now come my clones, we have unfinished HEcking to do!
[Eggman russian laughs as he and some of the clones came with him. But they knock over the camera]
Oooooo! Come on!
Tommy: [Background voice] Billy! Billy, Billy!
What? What Tommy?
Tommy: [Background voice] I have found all of grandpa's porn.
You did? Oooohoohoo! Come on let's go watch it! Come on, Come on![chuckling]
[both Tommy and Billy put it on. Music is playing first]
Ooh yeah! [kink chuckle] Yes! Yes! Hohaha!
Billy's Grandma: [background voice] Billy! It's granny!
Oh no it's grandma! What we gonna do?! Ah- a- turn it up!
Billy's Grandma: [background voice] Ah, billy, I just came up to let you know- [seeing what Billy and Tommy are watching] What-What are you boys watching?!
Agh- Sorry grandma! It's grandpa!
Billy's Grandma: [background voice, furious] Wha?! You watching that and then lying to me? That's it, Billy!
Oh No Grandma! No! Not the whip, grandma!
Billy's Grandma: [background voice, furious] Oh Yes! It's time for a good o' fashion beatin'!
[His Grandma starts whipping billy]
OOOW HOO AAAHHH! No!
[Another whip]
AAAAAA HOO HAAA!
[Another whip]
AAAAAAA-
End of Chapter 5
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Character appearances in Order:
Billy (Dwally)
Sonic the Hedgehog
Tails (Miles Prower)
Rouge the Bat
Knuckles the Echidna
Amy Rose
Zombies
Blaze the Cat
(Every Character Clones That Appeared from Origins to Vengeance)
Shadow the Hedgehog
Clone Sonic
Dr. Eggman
Evil Clone Shadow
Shrek
Tails' clones
Clone Classic Sonic
Clone Silver
Hornhog Clones
Clone Cream
Gigantic Demon Beast
Tommy
Billy's Grandma