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Joined 12-21-12, id: 4429169, Profile Updated: 11-03-13
Author has written 3 stories for Avengers.

Hey guys! Thanks so much for supporting me! Never in my wildest dreams would I have expected to have so many people reading and providing feedback on my work. Anyways, here's some information about myself:

NAME: For all intents and purposes, paintallthestuff is a good pen name, but it's too long to write. So you guys can call me Jen if it makes you more comfortable.

CONTACT: If you have something to say that can't go in a review or PM, contact me at [email protected]

AGE: Why do you care...? Let's just say I'm in school...

INTERESTING FACT(S): According to , I'm worth 1.772 million dollars... that's something, huh? (Just the kind of thing I do when I'm bored. I'm not crazy... the website actually exists. Take the quiz if you haven't already)

FAN OF: The Avengers! (I especially like Natasha Romanoff and Clint Barton... Jeremy Renner is too awesome for words)

ANNOUNCEMENTS: If you are a reader/follower of Trial By Fire- I am not losing interest in this story, or considering abandoning it. School is just being unusually hectic, and updates will be pretty sporadic until the winter.

MY INTERESTS:

Art- this should be obvious from my fanfiction name, but I love art, especially painting. take almost all the art courses offered at school, and participate actively in art themed extracurriculars.

Quizbowl- hehe... Yeah- I am a major nerd. I've been on the varsity quiz team throughout high school, specializing in the humanities and Asian history. This year my team did exceptionally well, ranking first in regionals and state, and placing at nationals.

History- an active member in National History day competitions since middle school, I love the subject almost as much as art.

Other things include writing (duh), and watching TV and movies. Aaron Sorkin is my idol- West wing/Newsroom fans unite!!


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD and ITALICIZE the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. *Patricia, for you The Price of Freedom readers
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake


Some scrambled words that must have taken FOREVER to figure out (my personal favorites are desperation and George Bush)

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

TIMOTHY MCGEE:
When You rearrange the letters:
THOM E GEMCITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

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White by the-irish-mayhem reviews
The origins of the Black Widow or the previous life of Natasha Romanoff. A journey of loss and love and the intangible quality that makes us human. Rating for violence and adult themes. COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,810 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Aside by BlueBanshee reviews
Clint and Natasha have hidden their feelings for each other for years. But when she's away on a long mission, Clint feels like Natasha's never going to admit how she feels, and he gets a girlfriend who is everything Natasha will never be. Shocked, Natasha enlists Bruce's help to make Clint wake up and realize that she's the one he's always wanted.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,585 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Echoes by Tahllydarling reviews
Ten days pass and she begins to miss him ... Four months in and Natasha's is the voice in his head that keeps him sane ... TwoShot. Adult themes - Rated M just to be safe.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] - Complete
Wiping the Ledger Clean by letmetellyouaboutmyfeels reviews
The rest of it doesn't matter, if they can't save each other.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Avengers: Fanfiction by MyOxfordComma reviews
The Avengers discover fanfiction. Hilarity, feels, drama, romance, smut, and maybe some action ensue. Mainly Clint & Natasha, some Tony/Pepper and the whole team. Rated MA for later chapters.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,964 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Looking For You (Or Anyone Like You) by Oracle Glass reviews
Natasha isn't used to feeling infatuated. She's even less used to having other people notice it. A fluffy little story of girl talk, spies, and why Venice is for lovers (mention of Jane/Thor and Pepper/Bruce/Tony and potential Darcy/Steve sketched in very lightly in the background) Title from Koop Island Blues. "Hello, my love / I'm getting cold on this island"
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P. - Complete
Encounters by annaliesegrace reviews
With each time they sleep together, there is a shift in their relationship. Clint/Natasha. Rated M.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,907 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Bound by Alpha Flyer reviews
Hawkeye and Black Widow awaken from a drugged sleep, handcuffed together. Not the best way to start the day when you have trust issues.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Worlds Collide by The Sugarfaerie reviews
They will always collide, fall apart and come back together again.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,511 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Belong by angel-death-dealer reviews
When the Avenger's lifestyle doesn't seem to be working out for Clint he makes a decision to leave - a decision his partner isn't supportive of. In which Clint fights for what he wants, and Natasha fights for what she doesn't want to lose, and they end up being the same thing.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Warmth by Alpha Flyer reviews
Clint stops pacing the apartment and ventures a look at her through eyelashes that feel like they're about to be encrusted in ice. Natasha, of course, is busy pretending that she isn't freezing to death.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Doubts by whimsical-summer reviews
Natasha's experiences as a child shaped her to be different from normal children, but she wasn't as perfect a Black Widow as the Red Room thought. This short fic explores some of the worst events in her life, providing background as to why she was able to defect much later on. Final Chapter: Dreykov's daughter and the hospital fire.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Sweat by Michelle reviews
Clint and Natasha pull a crap surveillance detail, but they eventually figure out a great way to deal with the boredom.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Going to Ground by Alpha Flyer reviews
Levelling out is part of their routine, part of after-action clean-up. They've done it many times before and are damned professional about it. But as she said, this last one was all about magic and monsters, and nothing they had ever trained for ...
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,735 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
speculative fiction by rollingplains reviews
In which she tries to sort of one of her many issues, and he mostly patiently lets her. T for language
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
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Our Town reviews
Yet another HS AU! How two teenage outcasts (with a myriad of friends they pick up along the way) deal with a disturbingly well funded high school, bad guardians, and the usual social pressures. Eventual Clintasha (I promise), and features all avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/3/2014
Trial by Fire reviews
Getting her in was the easy part. How Clint wins Natasha's trust, friendship, and more. Can be read as the sequel to The Price of Freedom.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,118 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
The Price of Freedom reviews
Barton had a perfect track record at SHIELD... Until he met her. The story of how Clint Barton brought Natasha Romanoff in. Rated for some swearing. An excerpt of the sequel is now up!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,185 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete