I'm a new writer, and I might post more personal information if I stay active rather long.

I have several ideas that randomly circulate through my head and I pop them out onto paper.

I don't plan, I don't really think ahead. I just write what sounds good to me. Probably not the best way to go about writing, but hey, that's me.

Thoughts on things:

These aren't profound or attacks on anyone. Simply opinions or random tidbits that drift through my mind. Might be some ranting. You are warned.

Hina/Anyone other than Naru : I don't know why but when I see stories with a Hinata pairing not consisting of her and Naruto always find themselves relegated to the side. I find it funny because for some reason I instantly conclude that Hinata's one and only pairing should be with Naruto, but I honestly don't care who Naruto is paired with in stories, preferably not Sakura though. I don't like Sakura that much.

Sakura: Sometimes I like her. Sometimes I hate her. Most of the time its a solid dislike. She's useless for pretty much the whole series before Shippuden. And she is makes her uselessness become even more prevalent in the way she acts toward Naruto.

Naruto: Naruto is stupid. So fucking stupid. It seems throughout the series he's on a switch. Not in a fight with someone that he ends up changing their world view? Stupid. In a fight with someone that he sees something wrong with and moves to change their world view? Pulls something amazing out of his ass and makes some profound comments interspersed with more stupidity.

So, recognising that I am an average writer and that I may or may not get to to writing everything I think of, I have decided to record what ideas i can in my profile. Some of these may suck, some may be as amazing as Fate/Zero Sense by The Infamous Man or Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong.

Finally, if any of these ideas interest you, catch your fancy, or downright blow your mind, and you want to use one. Go ahead, I don't care if you reference me or not, but it is appreciated if you at least send me a message.

Without further ado, let us begin.

Naruto Fic

May or may not be a crossover. the general premise is that people have problems, everyone has problems, and Naruto has decided that the best way to solve his problems is to kill them. No showboating, overly technical plans or remorse for the killing. He is a straight assassin, using the best possible tools to fix the problem, Danzo being a powerhungry evil maniac? Kunai to the face. Kakuzu has 4 hearts? He only has one brain. I dont know what tags to put Naruto under, but I would likely just say efficient!Naruto. Reasoning and backstory for his remorseless killing would be a Kyuubi who wants Naruto to kill, and convinces him that killing is ok, its natural, it doesn't really matter but that your problem has been eliminated. You could call it a cunning!kyuubi.

Naruto Fic

No beatings, no bashing. Naruto wants to find approval. He wants someone to listen to him. The only person who does though is the Sandaime. Everyone one else gives him those hateful glares. He wants someone to talk to. A friend. His subconcious lets the seal crack just a little, to let the Kyuubi whisper into his mind. The whispers talk to him. The whispers are friends. Friends do things for each other right? So when the whispers coerce him into a mission to bring down the established order, to paint the land red and black with blood and ash. He listens and follows, because that's what friends are for.

Fate/Zero/Air Gear crossover

Rider isn't Alexander the Great, but Ikki from Air Gear. After reading Fate/Zero Sense and seeing the inspiration that Kamina gives Waver, I figured that it would be interesting to do that with Ikki. He isn't particularily inspiring on his own, not actively, but is passively inspiring, and really only stepping in when someone that needs help goes through a BSOD of sorts. Also fits into being a king, as he is the Storm King of the Hurricane Road. Plus his character is fun, he can be stupid, over the top, arrogant, and perverted, but he is also observant, perseverant, and down to earth. His "powers" are nice too, considering they are really just physics taken to an insane level, like making tornadoes, flying, and controlling a hurricane. Plus i can easily imagine a Reality Marble of his being the sky.

Fate/Zero/Air Gear crossover

Occured to me while thinking of the previous idea. Instead of Ikki we get Kazu. Who is badass. Probably would be a oneshot or series of. Reality Marble being that of the Gates, I think they are called. Basically he can use any of the abilities of other riders, notably Spitfire and Ikki. And it has a chance for him to burn out his soul doing so. Also the Flame King.

Familiar of Zero/Forgotten Realms Crossover

Louise summon Drizzt. Thats right. Fucking Drizzt Do'Urden as her servant. He is a nice character, only one I think would be a more fun choice would be Jarlaxle. But so, he is an elf, which would throw everyone for a loop, including himself when he discovers that elves in general are hated and feared rather than just the Drow. He isn't magical, and that would throw everyone out of whack as well. But beyond that, his skills and character personality would be a great thing to throw into the world.

Familiar of Zero Fic

A classic Louise summons another familiar instead of Saito. Or it could be an AU with a different Saito. But the main point would be to summon an engineer, preferably a mechanical engineer or chemical engineer. Someone who can work with what is available in Halkeginia and develop from there. Colbert and the familiar would make great friends because of Colbert's love of technology and the familiar's grasp of technology and application of science. The main difficulty I belive would be with allowing the familiar time to develop things, because a big problem he/she would face is to get tools to make better things. Such as advancing the rifling the barrels of the black powder weapons they have, or developing a cartridge for bullets. I guess that the familiar could get by with Derflinger and the Gandalfr powers, much like Saito does in canon, with the technological creations in the background for some time until it comes time to reveal them to the world.