Rarely do those conquered by another nation view their enemy as anything other than evil. In a society forcefully separated by a misguided concept of balance, the longest Dark Age humanity has ever known is being brought to an end by the enlightened Fire Nation. Only the Avatar, the embodiment of tyranny and stratification himself, stands in their way.

Marco Diaz came back to Mewni. He thought he had been ordained a knight. He thought his friend would be glad to see him. Instead, he found himself escorted to the washroom, to squire under Sir Lavabo, the Knight of the Wash. Now Marco must prove his worth and face the real Mewni, without the benefits of being the princess' best pal. What trials await the new Squire?

Bits and pieces from the unremarkble life of a pony slightly less endowed in the head department.