lestat ga sukidahide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Inuyasha, Stargate: SG-1, Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist. I am completely rewriting my profile. Though I doubt anyone really cares. Name: Punk Nickname: Kid Age: Unknown Location: Kentucky. Quotes: "The idiotness that is us."One of my best friends, when we were running around outside with teal rubber gloves playing with her dog. "You can't shoot an unarmed upside down man!" Mckay to Ford, Stargate Atlantis. "You will go out there you silly hysterical screaming queen and come back a big passing-for-straight Broadway star!" The Producers "I assume I am staring at you stoically." - Teal'c to Invisible!Jack, Stargate SG-1 A conversation between my friend Joe and me at lunch one day "I'm seasoning you, Joe! Seasoning of the Italian!" "I get it, dammit! Italian seasoning! Ahh, it went it in my eye!" "Sorry, but if you don't want to be seasoned with salt you should have said something." Between me, Nikki, and Adrian "Do you want a doughnut?" "Hell yeah!" A few hours later... "Hey Adrian, guess what?" "What?" "Nikki gave me a choclate covered doughnut!" "What! I want a doughnut!" runs off in search of Nikki and doughnuts Josh steps out of the shadows "She is so gullible." "It's why we love her..wonder how she'll react when she realizes I got the last one." "Oh look a pentagram! oh I'm homely." - Joe "The sky's blue because of the ocean! It's all because of the ocean!" - my sister, Heather Stories: Affliction: 2/12/2010 Being rewritten. First two rewritten chapters posted. What Can Happen When You Don't Like Kittens: Complete Disturbance: Discontinued. Peace: Complete |
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Fusion by Knowing Shadows reviews
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. Yaoi Cloud Strife finds it hard to deal with what he had to do to save his world, but now the Planet will give him a chance to change things for himself and for General Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 156,498 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Masks and Shadows by Kilerkki reviews
On the surface, it's a routine bodyguard mission at an entirely unusual School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But underneath the underneath, demons are lurking...[HPNaruto crossover, cowritten with link no miko]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,160 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Malignant Objects by Charlie -dashdot- Blue reviews
Left in an orphanage, Harry Potter, twin to the alleged BoyWhoLived, was taken into an underground world of debauchery, hedonism and beauty. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord has risen, and the wizarding world lives in darkness, politics & powergames. HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,427 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Planets' Protector by Daughter of Night reviews
Crossover with Stargate SG1. When the recovering Shinra company asks Cloud to investigate Professor Hojo's abandoned labs, it's just the beginning of an adventure that will take him far from Gaia.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,263 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Comrades, Coming Out and Cows by Asuka Kureru reviews
Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi. Friendship. A gen, but not quite, story about comrades, coming out, and cows. Now with slightly less gen sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Rehabilitation by Sugarpony reviews
After a horrible accident, Edward in injured and has fallen into a deep depression. He is sent to Hogwarts for protection, but does he have the will to survive? Harry Potter Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,877 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Edward E. - Complete
Picture Perfect by PhantomTF reviews
Severus observes events after the end of the war. SPOILERS for Deathly Hallows!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Antebellum by NorthernHarrier reviews
With the arrival of the Minister's lackey, Dumbledore chooses to hire yet another Ninja to watch the backs of his charges, and to unveil the facade of the Ministry. Enter Uchiha Itachi. NarutoHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,855 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Itachi U.
Naruto Uzumaki And The School of Magic by Cracked Moon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are ANBU and are assigned a new mission ...Get ready for cliche goodness!... To guard the school of Witchcraft and wizardry: Hogwarts, and especially a certain Potter boy... SLASH! SasuNaru HPDM!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,799 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Sad Lack of Consonants by fiendish-muse reviews
A PARODY. One day, Sesshoumaru falls madly, deeply, and dangerously in love with Kagome when she is weeping in the woods and becomes determined to have her as his mate. Bad plot twists, bad romance, and generally bad writing ensues.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,109 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Colonel Mustang’s Observations of a Shrimp by and yet i walk upon it reviews
Because writing out ‘Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist’ every five seconds would take far too long, Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, will hereby be referred to as ‘Subject A’. HOLY CHEESE CHAPTER THREE LIVES.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
CSI: Death by Chocolate by Beth Einspanier reviews
CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?
Crossover - CSI & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Gil G. - Complete
Dominoes by Digitaldreamer reviews
Luffy's gotten sick, but it's not just any common cold, it's a virus that temporarily rids him of his devil fruit powers! As if things weren't bad enough, he's been captured by a revenge seeking Captain Kuro! Will his crew be able to rescue him? ZoLu
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,653 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
Abyssus by NorthernHarrier reviews
After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,505 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Kakashi H. - Complete
All My Pirates by madri reviews
Sanji has cancer! Chopper has a problem! Usopp has feelings, too! Zoro's in love... but with whom? And what the heck is up with Nami? All of this and more, in this installment of... All My Pirates! [No longer a oneshot. Meta! Inanity! Etc.]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 46,074 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Complete
Zoro's a Rapist! by inkywings reviews
Luffy's bitten by a snake and when Zoro gives him a potion, he tells his crew he has pain in his stomach, upper thigh, a weird taste in his mouth and Zoro tied him down. And they take it the wrong way. Oh the wrongness! COMPLETE!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
Tuna is Simply Another Word for Impudence by PadawanMage reviews
Set during 'Reckoning, Part One(Season 8, Episode 16). What was General O'Neil thinking of when he made Baal wait while he finished his lovely brunch?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/12/2005 - J. O'Neill
Do Not Let This Parting Grieve Thee by sodoto reviews
…The end is nigh... You have to be in the right place for you, even if it hurts.
Dark is Rising Sequence - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2005
Find the Moon by Sol1056 reviews
Duiren's alchemist is dead, and his basement's filled with vicious chimera, and a...homunculus? Edward and Alphonse investigate. --pre-series, no spoilers; crossover with GWing--
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,790 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Complete
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Affliction reviews
Mysterious happenings cause Edward to appear at Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,034 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Harry P., Edward E.
What Can Happen When You Don't Like Kittens reviews
Jack has a bad day. Siler recieves the brunt of his temper. My attempt at humor.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Complete
Disturbance reviews
They say she is disturbed. She insists they are real. Discontinued.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 7/26/2005