HELLOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Hestia, a (rather obsessed) fan fiction author and reader.

Random things to know about me:
1. I LOVE writing.
2. I am a grammar Nazi(or, I try to be). :)
3. I live in South Carolina, a state in the southeast region of the United States.
4. I have three pet guinea pigs, all named after book characters- Josephine March(from Little Women), Jadis(aka the White Witch from the Chronicles of Narnia), and Nymphadora Tonks(from Harry Potter).
5. I have one younger sister.
6. I'm in middle school, and am currently attending a gifted/talented school.

7. Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw!!!(Because the library is where all the good parties are. ;))

8. Godly parent: Athena

My fandoms include: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, the Waterfire saga(it makes me so sad that nearly no one even knows about this fandom!), Kane Chronicles, Chronicles of Narnia, Little Women, Pride and Prejudice, Star Wars, The Mysterious Benedict Society, and much, much, more.

Find me on Wattpad under the username HestiaForever. I post all my non-fanfiction stories on Wattpad.

The full story of One Great Mystery (A Jily oneshot songfic) is here--

https:///document/d/1dmY0--XlkyhWounVOmRdUkgxJ-xCllhOG5pYFEaYe5Q/edit?usp=sharing

Since it is a songfic, and has lyrics in it, I'm not allowed to post the whole thing. So if you'd like to read it with the lyrics (I would-- it feels really different with the lyrics there to set the mood) you can copy and paste the above url in your browser!

You can only type ONE word! Not as easy as you might think - now, copy or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. You can only type one word.

1. Where is your telephone?

Room

2. Where is your significant other?

Somewhere

3. Your hair?

Long

4. Your mother?

Nice

6. Your favorite thing?

Books

7. Your dream last night?

None

8. Your iPod?

None

9. Your dream/goal?

Doctor

10. The room you're in?

Living

11. You hate?

Injustice

12. Your fear?

Trapped

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years?

College

14. Where were you last night?

Home

15. What you're not?

Bad

16. Muffins?

Yes!

17. One of your wish list items?

Dog

18. Where you grew up?

U.S.A

19. The last thing you did?

Breathe

20. What are you wearing?

Normal

21. Your TV?

On

22. Your pet(s)?

Cavies

23. Your computer?

Mac

24. Your life?

Good

25. Your mood?

Okay

26. Missing someone?

Grandmother

27. Your car?

None.

28. Something you're not wearing?

Jacket

29. Your summer?

Scorching

30. Your eyes?

Brown

31. Love someone?

Family

32. Your favorite color?

Turquoise

33. When is the last time you laughed?

Today

34. Last time you cried?

Dunno

35. Who will repaste this?

Someone

IN THE CINEMA: Wait for it to go quiet and then stand up loudly and yell "I can't find the remote to change the channel!"

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm a Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Rest In Peace, my old friend.

If you rearrange the following words, you'll find that the same letters spell the given definition. Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

Dormitory: Dirty room

Astronomer: Moon starer

George Bush: He bugs Gore

The eyes: They see

Slot machine: Cash lost in me

Desperation: A rope ends it

Election results: Lies! Let's recount

Snooze alarm: Alas! no more z's

Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one

Mother in law: Woman Hitler

The Morse code: Here come dots

A decimal point: I'm a dot in place

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a secret that nobody knows copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR HOURS ON END, READING NUMEROUS FANFICTIONS, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you go through profiles like mad, looking at all of the copy/pastey-thingies, and copy/paste every single one that has a remote chance of being interesting, fill up your profile to the limit, and continue doing it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you compulsively edit other people's work , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

A white man said,"Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINKWhen you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Put this on your page if you HATE discrimination.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 13. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't...

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

On the Twizzlers Popsicles: Warning! Contents may be cold! (Because I like my popsicles hot an' toasty!)

On a cup on iced tea: "Warning- Contents may be hot." (Um, and this is called iced tea because...?")

(Feel free to add your own.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD