1. I refuse to delete anything, all that goes on here stays. Unless my amazing friend holly popcorn surfyscruffy steals this I_I regulary read these fanfictions:

OUAT

Skulduggery Pleasant

Morganville Vampiress

Throne of glass

Harry Potter

Raven Cycle

The 100

Soul Screamers

Twilight- I guess

HIMYM- I guess

TBBT- I guess

TMI- I guess

My favourite bands/singers are *drumroll please: MCR, Greenday, All American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne, The Pretty Reckless

Songs I adore: Teenagers, Na Na Na, Home (Gabrielle Aplin) Saturn (Sleeping at Last) Puff the Magic Dragon, Viva la Gloria (little girl), Skinny Love, Fix You, the Young Blood Chronicles, warrior,

My OTP ship is Darling Pan, especially the Dark!Pan version in OUAT, and I fangirl soo much. I am on a mission to make everyone else adore it.

I love Clyrnin and Valduggery and Sexter and Delena and Bellarke

Once waited at a train station for two hours before deciding to leave nine minutes before the next train to my stop came because I was bored. That's my life.

You can stop reading about here if you want to.

Cel, or TheGirlWhoCan'tLetGo, committed suicide a while ago.

She was bashed so much by haters on fanfiction, told she should die by them.

She is dead now.

I invite you to join me in a time of silence, mourning Cel.

Leave your name here and post this on your profile if you think that this is unfair and people should be against bullying and cyber bullying:

Snow Wolfe6631, TeamCudgee, theguynamedNico, XxBanewolvesLiveAgainxX, Draph91, The Dead Can Live,Pertemis fan, John D. Malcolm, SmileyFaces (Guest), Please Read (Guest), honeybear8342,XxThalicoRULZxX ,Chouxes, randomer11 Libertied Insanity, China Sorrows 400, Lightening Sparks, AVeryMadPerson

Pm if you post this on your profile and want to be on mine.

Join us as we fight for Cel and all those who have lost their lives because of the hatred that boils inside others!

Every 3rd of April, or every 3rd of every month, find someone who is being bullied and help them for Cel. Help them so that they don't take the same path as Cel. Buy a rose and give it to a suffering person. For Cel.

If you have ever bullied someone, you are the finger the pulls the trigger and the razor that cuts the wrist. If you have ever called someone names, you are the rope that tightens around their neck as they cease to breathe. If you have ever sent hateful messages to someone, you are the little white pill that will end it all. If you have ever harassed someone, you are the water that they sink under, soon to be found dead.

If you are someone who bullies, take this into your heart as wrong and NEVER do it again. I pity those who have to resort to bullying to make themselves feel good. They end up hurting themselves anyway.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!:

Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), ArtemisApollo97 (England), water6631 (America), Awesome-Booklover, NightShadow99 (South Korea), randomer11 (Ireland), Libertied Insanity (England)

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, ChibiLover123, ArtemisApollo97, NightShadow99, water6631, Libertied Insanity

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We Scream, We Shout, We Are The Fallen Angels!
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• REAL BVB fans- Don’t like the band just because of Andy
• REAL BVB fans- Know who the only original member of the band is
• REAL BVB fans- Know more songs than Knives and Pens
• REAL BVB fans- Think Andy never gets old
• REAL BVB fans- Know that Ashley Purdy is a GUY
• REAL BVB fans- Would vote for any member of Black Veil Brides if they ran for president
• REAL BVB fans- Have this on their profile
• REAL BVB fans- Consider themselves to be PURDY-MINDED
• REAL BVB fans- Care about Andy's, CC's, Ashley's, Jake's and Jinxx's safety.
• Official BVB Fan

Andy Ashley Jake Jinxx CC*
BVB Army Soldier & Bridesmaid For eternity

BLACK VEIL BRIDES... You take down one, we swarm in like hornets. We are a FAMILY, we are an ARMY, and we will FUCK YOU UP. Mess with one of us and you will know the meaning of hell. You get me? Consider all you haters warned. We're not afraid!

If we stand together, We will be Unbroken!!!!!!

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination!

(='.'=) This is Bunny.

(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

You May Be A Writer if-

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you . . . you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even finished. (keep them in suspense and wanting it. If I'm not allowed to know exactly what happens, neither are they.)

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'meticulous' but can't spell 'weird' and 'the' half the time.

16. If your not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself. . .constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. (Actually, my stories have not ended so far. They're still writing themselves in my mind.)

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

31. You realize that being called an 'evil' writer is actually a huge compliment.

32. Cliffhangers are to you like the afternoon sunset-they're beautiful.

33. You have a habit of acting out the scenes in your books.

34. You think up the plot for the entire series before you've even finished writing your first story.

People of fan fiction whom are really annoying and don't do anything but read in silent approval/disapproval: screw you!

People of fanfictionn who R&R and are nice, you are the incentives that keep writers going: never ever ever stop

HELLO PEOPLE OF THE WORLD WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE NUTCASES BUT ARE ALL AWESOME!

Loooooney bin! We are all stuck in the looooney bin!

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty

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Not me but, really cool story.

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.

itle: Don't Bully

Bullying is bad. It hurts people's feelings. Bullying is treating someone badly because of her differences. Everyone is different. Our differences set us apart and bring us together.

When Anna was in sixth grade she was supposed to be in second grade. The other kids called Anna a geek because she studied all the time. When Anna told her parents they told her to shrug it off, it's part of being a kid. Anna could not move past the bullying with a shrug. Anna wanted to go through the grades at the same speed as everyone else. But Anna was not like everyone else. She was just too smart.

Anna did not have any friends. In the rare event the other sixth graders did not know Anna's age they called her 'baby' because she was so small. Anna's brother, Michael, was also in sixth grade. Michael ignored Anna, insisting she was not his sister. The second graders were in a totally different building and even they bullied Anna! The second graders did not seem impressed by Anna's smarts. None of the kids spoke to Anna unless they were saying something mean. Her only friends were her teachers.

A brave girl in Anna's class, Claire, decided she would befriend Anna and protect her from the other kids' hurtful words. The friendship began on Anna's birthday. Claire gave Anna a friendship necklace. Anna smiled and said a quiet thank you. Claire nodded, took Anna's hand and led her towards the playground. Claire was bullied for being friends with Anna but never left her side, deflecting the bullying and teasing. Throughout the years, Claire and Anna became great friends.

This is just a story I have made up. Anna and Claire are fictional characters, but are not unlike other kids we already know. A person should not be embarrassed or teased because she is different. We are all different! A good person is reflected through words and actions. A friend can change everything. Be someone's friend! Copy if you are against bullying. Most won't.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, Linzerj,LionLover190, CaMaRoFaN14, Ironhide and Lennox, supergirlprime, StoleTheSpider, Blueseas17, SkulduggeryFowl, ValkyrieCain4Ever, Lightening Sparks, Libertied Insanity

This is how you tell Fake Friends And Real Friends apart

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mom & dad

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying man... That was awesome!

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you and then make you feel better. They might slap you and tell you to pull yourself together.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk in without knocking like they live there.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk badly to the person who talks nastily about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, inkoftwilight, maximumride8899, Cupcake68, greysky3, SKYGIRL68, LoneWolf121, ultimate slytherin 2001, Libertied Insanity,

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Repost this if you truly believe

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. (Seriously what kinda monster are you if you choose this option)

This is basically my life.

"I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up"

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER. THEY PUSHED HER.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran t his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Fun little test to do...

No cheating please! BOLD ONES ARE MY ANSWER

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Ben

2. Which is your favorite color out of Red, black, green, blue, yellow? Black

3. Your first initial? R

4. Your month of birth? June or August. One is mine, one is my dogs. Guess.

5. Which color do you prefer more black or white? Black

6. Name the person as the same sex as you. Erin/Phoebe (same time, people)

7. Your favorite number? 9

8. Which do you prefer more California or Florida? California

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more? Lake. Less sharks.

10. Write down a wish (A realistic one) To publish the book that I wrote.

Answer time!!

1. You're completely in love with this person

2. If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You're conservative and aggressive.

Green: You're soul is relaxed and you're laid back.

Blue: You're spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You're a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom .

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan- Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone unexpected

Apr.- Jun: You will have a strong love relationship that wont last very long but the memories will last forever

July- Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for good.

Oct- Dec: Your love life will not be to great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at first but it will be the best thing for you, and you will change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This is your best friend

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose:

California: You like adventure

Florida: Your are a laid back person

9. If you choose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour it will come true before your next birthday! Yay!

Funny and Cute Stuff:

Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends don't carry knives.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I've lost a lot of things, but my sanity is not one of the things that I miss.

I used to be normal. Then I met the freaks that I call my friends.

If you prey on the old, you're a coward. If you prey on the young, you're just pathetic. If you prey on the weak, you're even weaker. But if you prey on my friends, you're dead.

When you're scared to look ahead and it hurts too much to look back, look beside you and your best friend will be there

Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. In other words, amateurs should do everything.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The knack of flying is attempting to fall . . . and missing the ground.

Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked me in a room to die. Die? I don't want to die. All the mice will get me. Mice? I hate mice. They drive me crazy. Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked...

Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Can't sleep clowns will eat me...

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When in doubt, make up words.

I find the phrase "Good Morning" an oxymoron.

Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent rifle

You're just jealous that the little voices are talking to me.

Oh my. I don't think I should be watching this; I don't think I'm old enough.

Here the girl is mine

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!

Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. They spend the second part telling us to sit down and shut-up

If you can't BEAT them, JOIN them

If you can't JOIN them, BRIBE them

If you can't BRIBE them, BLACKMAIL them

If you can't BLACKMAIL them, KILL them

If you can't KILL them, your SCREWED

I had a friend once. Then his rope broke and he ran for it.

Life sucks and then you die. get over it.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

The newsreader is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed. It's basically Athena or Ares.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

I do not deny everything.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I walk into walls

I can't leave, these blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might never get back in!

What happens if you get scared half to death. . . twice?

Earth first. We'll screw up other planets later.

When in doubt, make up words!

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

I will kill you in your sleep. Go ahead, keep laughing like I'm kidding.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

I don't need your attitude, idiot. The voices in my head are enough.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM. . .

Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

You talk to me like I care what you're saying.

When the world says 'give up', it means you should have given up an hour ago.

Never go to bed early. Stay up and plot revenge.

Reality is for those who lack imagination.

They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles.

Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought. . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?!!

You cry, I cry; you laugh, I laugh; you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I dream of a better tomorrow - where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

You're a good friend, but if zombies chase us. . . I'm tripping you.

Boys are like trees: they take fifty years to grow up.

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch, but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkies: useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable. (Until you find the right one

Don't just wait there for your prince, go out and find him. The poor idiot might be stuck in a tree or something.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop frowning, the winds gonna blow it that way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a carrot if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

90% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump, without any chance of surviving. If you're one of the 10% who would sit there, eating popcorn screaming 'DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you sometimes wonder what is the definition of normal, copy and paste.

-If you are addicted to fanfiction.net, copy and paste.

-If you spend more time on fanfiction.net than doing your homework, copy and paste.

-If you don't give a shit if others call you a freak, copy and paste.

-If you're random and you're proud of it, copy and paste.

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile

If you are certain that you are completely and utterly insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like to Train Your Dragon, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate homework and think it's a waste of trees, copy and paste this in your profile.

Bold is what I have done. Normal is what i haven't.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not or have had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball, etc, with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door/car (don't judge me!)

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer (don't use them)

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's face with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too smal (it was funny...)

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye (I wanted to see what would happen!)

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper someone thought you were drunk when you weren't. (Putting your finger in whisky and French beer does not count)

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair (thick hair= more trouble)

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (bonus points for accidentally hitting a stranger)

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at peoplepeople (tomatoes!)

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria.

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hades is afraid I'll take over.

When you go to hell, punch Satan and tell him I sent you.

You don't want me, God? Then why the hell did you make me in the first place.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1-year-old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.

A 17 year old girl holds hands with her 7 year old daughter. People called her a slut. No-one knew she had been raped at age 9. When people saw a nine year-old pregnant, they called her a slut. No-one knew she had been raped. A girl kills her father and his friends. People called her a murder and said that she should have a painful death. No- one knew she had been abused and had found a knife to use to defend herself. No-one knew she meant to hit his shoulder, not heart. She was seven and committed suicide with a knife. A few years later people found out what had happened to her and felt guilty for letting the girl take her own life. copy if you are not bullying anyone and are trying to stop bullying. 99.9999999999% of you won't.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933.A man buried her while she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma Sota Balcu". Now that you have read the chant, you will meet the little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

My best friends sister asked her a load of questions about God for her R.E. homework. Then she got smug and asked this: here's a question I bet you can't answer. Who created God?

My friend replied: someones giant imagination

Boys aren't (always) jerks

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Boy: No; this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not! Please, it's too scary!

Boy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Boy: Now give me a BIG hug!

Girl: *hugs him*

Boy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

Girl: Alright, now slow down.

Boy: I love you babe.

In the paper the next day... a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the boy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live, even though it meant that he would die. If you love anyone this much re-post this... and... the love of your life will realize that they feel the same... DON'T BREAK THIS! Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck the rest of your life. Guys post this as "I Would Do This For My Girl." Girls post this as "Boys Aren't Jerks."

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick :)

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

Just going for it here:

If you have more than 400 books in your Rome, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever liked a song, searched up the music video, and was scarred for life, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever thought that you were the only one who shipped a certain couple and then found out that your ship was very popular, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Sort of)

I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you are over the age of ten and still watch Cartoon Network, Disney Channel, or any other "kid" channels, copy and paste this on your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I'm not totally ssure, going with my best friend on this one!

If you're a girl who's tired of some people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm very much against sexism and people thinking males are better because they get muscles at puberty... Blushing yet?)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.

If you really don't like it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a room to get something, and then forgot what you went in there to get, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I, like, can't believe, like, chipped my manicure, like!!", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (BENCHES AND CARS- BEWARE! I WILL RUN INTO YOU)

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you really don't like those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you have been caught randomly dancing, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a drink of water post this on your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others

If you have ever run up or down an escalator and SUCCEEDED in getting to the top or bottom, copy and paste this into your profile

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

90% of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. (Whoever did is amazing)

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Put these (below) in your profile if you love to laugh!

Doors are for people with no imagination

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Dude... I was thinking... a lot... one time... I... I had an Epiphany... Today... Is... Tomorrow's... Yesterday...(Wow. I my brother thinks like that. I think. I don't want to go in there to find out...)

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

I do visit reality once in a while. Want to see my tourist visa?

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

On a scale of 1 to crazy, I'm a PENGUIN!!!

I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicated. Haven't they met themselves? (It has a funny quote in the book 'breath of frost' about Cormac. Lol.)

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Education is important. Although school is another matter entirely.

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. In other words, amateurs should do everything.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

I had a friend once. Then his rope broke and he ran for it

Life sucks and then you die. Get over it.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Oooooh . . . A life. Where can I download one?

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Yours Is StupidStupid

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

Always forgive your enemies, it's the best way to annoy them out of their minds.

Due to management cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will now be switched off

Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked me in a room to die. Die? I don't want to die. All the mice will get me. Mice? I hate mice. They drive me crazy. Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked...

I see no good reason to act my age.

Don't follow my footsteps. I run into walls.

Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated.

At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep, huh? (And then I thought about it and thought-swore 'oh f* this is creepy')

Worst time to have a heart attack: during a game of charades.

If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you. (-_- don't tell me what I am)

I ROCK! Guitar Hero told me.

I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

When a black cat crosses your path it means that the cat is going somewhere

Lovely

I haven't failed, I just found 10,000 ways that don't work.

Ninja Assassin Incorporated Dan Cahill speaking. Who would you like offend today?

Actually, I don't need a moment. You can shove it.

You're weird. I like you.

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die

I'm sick of all this talk about vampires and werewolves. What we really need is a good book about unicorns. (My head- exploded! I will write a fan fiction about unicorns!)

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

I haven't lost my marbles, they're under my bed somewhere

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

I know KUNG-FU! And 42 other dangerous words

I know Karate and, like, 3 other Japanese words

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed (unless you like Doctor Who... if you do... don't eat/throw apples...)

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

Last night I lay in bed and wondered why the walls were closing in on me. Then I realised I was in a dream.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. (AND I WILL FOREVER BE INSSAAANE!)

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

Ever wonder...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin...

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If you're weird, then you're normal. If you're normal, then you're weird.

Anaditdaephobia- the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

Sarcasm- a way to insult stupid people without them knowing it.

Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you.

Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition.

Kindness is the ability to be nice to someone, even when they don't deserve it.

What I don't get is how people always get attacked by sharks. I mean I would start swimming towards land during the first "Dun, Dun"

There are only two things that are go on for forever. The universe (possibly) and human stupidity (so far).

Lady in the commercial for the life alert necklace said she fell. Laid there for 8 hours til her friend came. MY question, why didn't the cameraman help her up?

I'm that kinda girl that would burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday!!!

I don't just talk to myself. I talk to myself, get in a debate, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day.

I will give you my heart, I will share with you my dreams, I will let you deep inside my soul, I will even give you my love. But stay away from my chocolate!!!

Some kid came up to me and started throwing skittles at me yelling "taste the rainbow!" so I started throwing lucky charms yelling "they're magically delicious!"

To the ones who talk behind my back, THANK YOU for pointing out that I'm ahead of you.

Be yourself. Those who care don't matter and those matter don't care.

The Awkward Moment When Someone Yells At You For Clicking a Pen But You Have To Click It One More Time To Use It.

Everytime I say "Life Can't Get Worse Than This" Life Says "Challenge Accepted" (I now have to change my profile to that.)

I'm Sure My Pillow Could Be a Hairstylist. I Always Wake Up With a New Hairstyle...

I'm Really Shy At First. But Once You Get To Know Me, Prepare To Meet The Craziest Lunatic You Will Ever Meet.

I Think That Stupid People Were Put On This Planet To Test My Anger Management Skills

When Your Ex Says "You'll Never Find Anyone Like Me" Reply With "That's The Point"

Raisin Cookies That Look Like Chocolate Chip Cookies Are The Main Reason I Have Trust Issues.

Congratulations! You Always Create Drama Out Of Absolutely Nothing!

Smiling At Your Phone Like a Complete Idiot When Someone Says Something Sweet.

I Need a Six Month Vacation Twice a Year

The Awkward Moment When You're Being Sarcastic and Someone Believes You.

When The Slowest Reader Offers To Read Out Loud... -,-

I'd Rather Stay Quiet Than Explain My Problems To People Who Don't Care

Anyone Else Ever Find Random Glitter On Themselves?

Personally I Feel Like Romeo and Juliet Could Have Handled The Situation Better

Girls Want Attention, Women Want Respect

Teaches Call It Cheating, We Call It Teamwork

The Awkward Moment When Someone Is Staring At Your Keyboard While You're Typing Your Password

If I Was a Celebrity I Would Go Knocking On Doors and Be Like "Hello, Yes It's Me"

First Day of School: 30 Pencils, 64 Crayons, 20 Pens, 12 Rulers, 10 Notebooks. Middle of April: 1 Pencil You Found On The Ground In Science

That Moment of Panic When You're Swimming In a Lake and You Feel Something Touch Your Foot

That Moment When You're Already Awake and Your Mom Keeps Yelling At You To Get Up

That Moment When Someone Calls You By Your Name and You Don't Remember Who They Are

Blaming All Spelling Errors On Autocorrect

The Biggest Lie I Tell Myself: Five More Minutes

"OMG I WANT THIS!!" Looks At Price Tag "Never Mind"

I was typing out quotes and looked at the ?123 button. Then I pressed it. I somehow managed to press it for five mi utes without getting bored.

My life goals are to:

Be chosen by a dragon, survive the hunger games, be able to shape shift, get a best friend who I can truly trust with everything, be the best fighter there is in anything, get good eyesight, be an elf, be able to truly love something, trust, be free, become an author. Out of all of those, I think that the last one is impossible.

COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME IF YOU LIKE ANNOYING ANNOYING PEOPLE WITH ANNOYINGLY LONG ANNOYING PROFILES, BECAUSE ITS ANNOYINGLY FUNNY:

Lightening Sparks, Libertied Insanity