Dear Readers,

Welcome to my account.

Alexander II Maplshield is the name I'll be going by on here. I've been trying my hand at writing stories since I was in my last year of High School, but only recently have I been making any sort of 'creative progress', I suppose is the best way to put it. That said, if you do have and criticisms, leave them in the comments section and I'll try to work it into either the next chapter of the story, or I'll make an edit to the chapter in question.

I also have a DeviantArt account, I'm mostly inactive on that, but I'll occasionally upload pictures and more of my writing there. DeviantArt is also where I upload pictures and profiles of characters or weapons that some of my characters will use.

https:///montague-5741-gwr

This website was actually recommended to me by my close, personal friend: EricTheEpic13 back when we were in High School. At the time, I had a story in mind, but upon further inspection and retrospection, I realized that the story was complete shit. So I gave that idea up and came up with other ones.

And since I sincerely doubt that my story ideas could be turned into a physical book, published, and sold, I figured that this and DeviantArt would be the next best thing for me. Especially since, I don't really do anything with myself nowadays, I figure I might as well try to be interesting on the internet.

I am a 22 year old Canadian man, I'm around 5'11 1/2", and when I was younger people tended to mistake me for being in my early to mid-twenties. I won't lie, it was pretty funny from time-to-time.

Over the last three quarters of my life, I've been given a series of names, I won't list them here, but one of them was Werewolf - and I loathed it passionately. My general activities include: writing, drawing on MSPaint, listening to music and singing. On this subject, my favourite artists - at the moment - are: Queen, Elton John, The Beatles, Ed Sheeran, Frank Sinatra, Maroon 5, Rush, and Sabaton.

I'm also a fan of Star Wars, Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings. I also like Anime, but lately, I haven't been as into the Anime scene as I used to be.

There are other artists, but I feel like there are too many to list.

At the moment, I have several idea for stories. But for now, My main stories shall be the ones that receive the most attention from me - and by that, I mean, the ones that receive the most updates. At the moment, I plan to start a RWBY story and a Star Wars story.

Who Am I?:

General Info:

Name/s: Alexander II Mapleshield

Title/s: Hunter-in-Training, Swordsman, Jedi Knight, Half-Blood, Dwaven Heir/Elven Heir,

Species: Human/Half-Elven-Half-dwarven/Half Kiffar-Half Zabrak

Age: 22 years old

Gender: Male

Height: 5'-11 1/2"

Weight: 175 - 180 lbs.

Skin colour: Tanned Brown

Eye colour: Deep Blue

Hair colour: Jet Black

Birthdate: November 26, 1997

Birthplace: Capital of Ontario

Dexterity: Right-handed (Mainly)

Stance: Always proper, somewhat nervous but buried beneath confidence

Partner: Single (ATM)

Time for 100 questions!!

Affectionately ripped from my close personal friend: EricTheEpic13

1. Age?

22 years old, as of this November.

2. Height?

182cm, or (for our Non-metric Friends) 5' 11 1/2".

3. Eyes?

Brown.

4. Have any tattoos?

Not really interested in getting any.

5. And piercings?

I wouldn't mind getting my left ear done.

6. Fave food?

"I don't believe in favouring one food over another!" - Strong Sad (SBCG4AP Episode #1)

7. Fave pizza topping?

Fried Chicken, Pineapple, Mushroom, Bell Peppers, Onions.

8. Fave drink?

Either Tea or Coffee. But Water is tops no matter what.

9. Siblings?

One little Brother. Although, I do have several Figurative siblings as well.

10. Been in a fight?

Like a fist fight, or verbal smack-down? Because if you mean a fist fight, then I've been in about 5-6 of them. As for verbal smack-downs, I've lost count.

11. Serious relationships or one-night stands?

I'd prefer to be in a real relationship. One-night-stands and Beneficial Friends make me feel disloyal.

12. Weight?

175 - 200 lbs. (My diet is really inconsistent)

13. Fave snack?

Welch's Gummy Fruit Snacks, or Mr. Christie's Chocolate Chip Cookies

14. Fave candy?

Coffee Crisp, or Kit-kat.

15. Fave movie?

The Original Star Wars Trilogy, Harry Potter #'s 1-5.

16. Fave show?

I don't watch T.V. anymore. But, The Big Bang Theory, or Adventure Time.

17. Do you smoke?

Only when I feel really, really stressed.

18. Blondes or brunettes?

I don't judge, but I prefer Brunettes.

19. Any scars?

Many, but the most noticeable of which is a really small one under my right eye - Like Anakin Skywalker.

20. Fave music?

J-Rock, K-Pop, Classic Rock, Symphonic, Pop, Country, Punk Rock, Classical, and there maybe some others, but I can't remember all of the songs that I have on my phone.

21. Fave actor?

I can't really think of any.

22. Where do you live?

The land of Northern Winters, Maple Tree Syrup, and Over-the-top-Apologies, eh? Side note, 'Winter is Coming . . .'

23. Do you miss anyone right now?

I'm currently missing a number of people at the moment, mainly because I can't see them immediately.

24. Last person who made you cry?

My best friend's boyfriend. He's scary when he's angry.

25. Do you enjoy school?

Indeed. Define 'enjoy'.

26. Desires?

I'm only giving you guys three of them.

1. More time to write my stories.

2. More energy to keep focused.

3. A girl to share the good times with.

27. Fave fast food joint?

Either Harvey's or A&W's.

28. What's the last thing you drank?

As of 06/05/2019 - Ginger Ale, which is apparently a drink that Canadians invented, and I never knew that.

29. What are you doing right now?

Answering these questions, listening to Momiplier playing Five Nights at Freddy's, and using my phone . . . I can Multi-task, hooray for me!

30. Where would you like to go?

Europe, it's all beautiful compared to Canada and America. Specifically, Wales and England.

31. Are you in a relationship?

Nah, I have better things to do, like saving money and being alone. Also, I'm not mentally ready for the challenges that come with being in a relationship. But for some reason, it doesn't stop the optimistic half of my brain from trying to change the rest of my mind on the subject.

32. Ever been arrested?

I never get arrested. I'm no regular Law-breaker.

33. Ever had a stalker?

It might be unsettling, but I don't know for sure. But then again, no one's ever felt the need to creep on me - as far as I'm aware. And that's another thing, if I knew I had a stalker, then said stalker isn't doing a very good job of creeping on me - if you know that you have a stalker, then they aren't stalking you very well at all.

34. Ever been in a relationship?

Nope. Never.

35. Where do you think you'll go when you die?

I think that one of three things will happen.

1. I will be cremated, and join with the Living Force to become one with it.

2. I will be killed by a Dark Wizard, while trying to stop their plans for World Domination, and then I'll be carried around in the hearts of those who knew and loved me. Which will be NO ONE.

3. I will join my Elven Brethren in their ships, and sail for the Undying Lands of Valinor. Or I will be buried in the Kingdom of Erebor, with my Dwarven kin.

See what I did here? For those of you who got that, thank you.

36. Is there a God?

I'm not quite sure actually. I lean more towards Buddhism than any other religion - this isn't my actual religion, but it's how I tend to think. Y'know, the Eight-fold path, removing desire from the heart, and all of that.

37. Do you have a cell phone?

Yes. But If don't you live in Canada, and we don't know each other, then don't ask for my number.

38. Are you squeamish?

Yes, I am, when it comes to certain things like Blood, Gore and sometimes needles. Other times, no I'm not. I have sadistic moments, and right after, I immediately regret having them.

39. Are you a human?

As far as we all can know or tell, yes I am.

40. Ever been in a speeding car?

Yes, I have. Of course, I'm the one doing the speeding, but I have yet to be caught. I've also fallen asleep while driving, but that's not the question.

41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing?

Trying to write a Cross-over story with the LOTR and Bleach - looking back on it, that shit turned out like Twilight meets SAO. Nasty, and self-centered shit. I think also trying to get a girlfriend was a waste of time, because now I can't even look at the girl in question without regretting everything.

42. Do people find you attractive?

Actually, I'm not sure. I can remember at least two or three times when girls have tried to slink away from me, acting like I would give them The Plague if they touched me. Although I can think of a few times when women have actually said it, straight up to my face that they thought I was sexy, but I'm pretty sure that they were just trying to screw with me, mentally. (See what I did there, yeah we all did)

43. What annoys you?

Ooohhhhh . . . A great many things . . . I don't really want to list everything, though. I might take too long.

44. What are you afraid of?

I can't remember all of my fears, but I also don't want to list them. I don't need people trying to scare me shitless when I want to have a good day.

45. Gold or silver?

Silver. It looks better against my skin. Most of my jewelry is Silver, if not stainless steel.

46. Are people afraid of you?

When they first see me, yes. In fact, I've received confessions from two people who'd admitted to me that they thought I was frightening. Although, I guess it really does depend on the person I'm around/interacting with. I suffer from Chronic RBFS. (Resting Bitch-Face Syndrome)

47. Do you sing in public?

Not really, I'm not a public singer. But depending on the music, I can be a Shower-singer. I also love Carpool Karaoke, only with my Girlfriends though.

48. Ever been mad?

Too many times to clearly remember. But then, who wants to remember how they are when they're angry?

49. Does money make people happy?

It does to a certain point. I heard that research was done, and as it turns out, there is such a thing as having too much money.

50. Do you have any hope left for the human race?

Not really, I think that humans have done too much in and to the world for any sense of hope to be warranted, in any case.

51. What's your hair look like?

Dark Brown, thin and short. I used to have really long hair that reached the upper half of my back, and I would either let it flow, or I'd tie it up in a pony tail. Although, I did get it braided once, that was the most secure my hair had ever been.

52. First job?

Volunteering at an Autism Therapy Centre for Community Service hours.

53. Do you like meeting new people?

It'll all depend on the person, and how they display/carry themselves. I know they say that you "shouldn't judge a book by its cover", but you can tell a lot about a person by the way they look, and by the way that they look at you.

54. Do you get along with your parents?

Meh, getting along could be happening in many different and better ways at the moment.

55. Ever played the slots?

Never, I'm not gambler or swindler. Plus, I can't play cards for shit.

56. Ever get into an argument with a cop?

Why would I do that? That's asking to get my dumb ass arrested for stupid reasons.

57. Ever been in a car accident?

Not yet, but I have damaged my car in several different places along its body. I really regret doing that to my only real source of 'free' transportation. I still have to pay for gas, you know.

58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down?

I've never fallen down any flights of stairs, but I have tripped over numerous steps on the way down. Of course, I can't remember how many because I never count them. Who counts the number of steps they trip over? That's asking a little too much from someone like me - in moments like that, I'll be too busy trying to figure out why my body is moving faster than I dictate it to. And why the world is moving too fast for my brain to receive everything around me, all of a sudden.

59. Do you care what people think of you?

It depends on the person. If it's a dear/close friend of mine, then yes, I very much do care. If it's a stranger/acquaintance, not as much, no. According to my 'Daughter', I suffer from CRBFS (Chronic Resting Bitch-Face Syndrome), so I think it's safe to assume that most people who see me around are too frightened to go out of their ways to talk to me.

60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line?

Well, minute suicidal thoughts aside, hopefully an Online writer, because I was withdrawn from College.

61. Are you afraid of the dark?

I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm more afraid of what's in the dark. But I'm even more concerned about . . . "Things that go DUMP in the night" . . . Mu-hahahahahahahaha!

62. What kind of car do you have?

A 2002 Honda Civic. I frikkin' love this car, she's gotten me everywhere I've ever needed to go and never given me any sort of trouble or problems to deal with. She needs new body parts, but I still love her.

63. Time you were born?

Mom said that I was born at 09:33 on a Wednesday. So when the day comes around, I don't wish myself a Happy Birthday until the clock shows 9:30 am.

64. Ever break any bones?

None, as far as I can remember.

65. Fave childhood toy?

The Old Wooden Thomas the Tank Engine train models, the ones that had magnets on either end and would link the train you set up along the track. Whenever I see the new ones, I feel really old and out of place. Mainly because I hate their new look today.

66. Fave author?

I don't really have favorite author. I do have favorite books though.

67. Are you a paranoid person?

Only sometimes, like when I'm driving my car, and someone decides to start tail-gating me, especially in Winter. What does that person want? Why are they so close to my bumper? Don't they know that they could cause an accident? Why are you trying to stay so close to me?! It drives me crazy, get away from my bumper, you're freakin' me out!!

68. Have any enemies?

I'm not really sure, although I really haven't got the time or spare-energy to waste in putting up with any that I do have.

69. Are you afraid of heights?

I don't have a fear of heights, but I do have a fear of Falling from heights - one's a little more dangerous than the other. (The wisest thing you can do, is fear the greater of two evils . . . I'm laying claim to this as a personal quote.)

70. Last movie you watched?

As of the New Year, Welcome to Marwen - not really sure how I felt about that movie, although, I think I related to it a little too much.

71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen?

Shed 17 by PaulVids, until I noticed a plot-hole that was staring me back in the face from the first time I ever watched it (DON'T LOOK THIS UP IF YOU GREW UP WATCHING THE CLASSIC THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE/SHINING TIME STATION PROGRAMS). Although for Hollywood Movies, probably The Girl Next Door, Laid to Rest, Pan's Labyrinth, or Legend of Samhain.

72. Chocolate or vanilla?

I prefer Vanilla, just because that's that first flavor I was ever given to taste. Although personally, Strawberry is my favourite flavour.

73. Favorite color?

Either Royal/Blood Red, or Royal/Midnight Blue. On the Odd-days, a lovely Deep Forest Green.

74. What time do you usually wake up?

I try and fail to wake up at 05:30 everyday - I try to run on 24-hour time.

75. What are you doing?

Answering this questionnaire . . . what do you think I'm doing??

76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet?

The usual stuff that any adult keeps in their wallet. I do carry a satchel though, and in that, I carry Tide-to-Go, Lipbalm, a Pack of Cigarettes and a Lighter, Coupons, Membership cards, and a music-player.

77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked?

12 hours straight.

78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off?

Around 5 weeks or so.

79. Can you do a handstand?

I probably could if I tried. I can also do a cart-wheel, a barrel-roll, and a tuck-and-roll (with some difficulty).

80. Are you an angry person?

Only when my train-of-thoughts are interrupted by stupid things, or when persistent people ask me to do stupid things. This is especially true if I already know that the endeavor will be completely pointless.

81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill?

There are a few, but I'd prefer not to list them. Although between you and me, Canada isn't all sweet, sweet Maple-syrup and over-the-top-apologies. Just so you know.

82. Do you talk in your sleep?

I don't really know that I do. Although my Mother told that I mumble, but I don't know this for sure. I'm more curious as to whether or not I snore.

83. Have you ever gotten so tired you couldn't remember what happened the night before?

"Oh, my dear, YES!" - Strong Bad, 2017.

Although, I think that the better question should be: How many times have you gotten tired enough to forget the previous night?

84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead?

Now, I haven't tried to do this. Although, I'd prefer it if I didn't, because I'd like to keep my brains in their casket for the rest of my life, thank you very much indeed.

85. Are you delusional?

Uhhmm . . . Do you mean Schizophrenic, or Paranoid? Because I don't really know the answer to either of those questions. Come to think of it, I don't know how to answer those questions . . .

86. What is something that you are horrible at?

Maybe acting, because some things are a little too outlandish for me.

87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done?

I think it was helping my Grandfather with some project of his, that made absolutely NO sense whatsoever. Even his diagrams were utter rubbish, and every time I tried to understand what was supposed to happen, he would get mad at me. But to be fair, this did only happen last month . . . I think.

88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight?

I think I've tried, and I failed miserably.

89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?

Dude, I'd be both! And there are six reasons for this choice.

1. A kick-ass set of threads (That sweet-ass trench-coat, the boots, the pants, not the shirt, and the hat)

2. A Gun (Gotta have the extra projectile weapons - shurikens and crossbows are cool, but the gun is stronger than those)

3. The Capital (Gotta have dat Money)

4. A 'Better' Sword (The Ninjato, or Katana are among some of the strongest bladed weapons we have, as humans)

5. The Art of Stealth/The Element of Surprise (When was the last time you ever heard of a Pirate who didn't try to cause a scene wherever he went, huh?)

6. Both are technically Freelancers (I like the idea of picking and choosing my work before I do it)

A Ninja-pirate, or Pirate-ninja. I think it's these kinds of thoughts that'll help me stay in the middle of every spectrum.

90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

It may have been The Mega-Dega, or something like that. Or maybe any of the Marvel Movie Reboots - despite how awesome the action scenes are. Except! Captain America: The First Avenger, Thor, and maybe Deadpool - Just because Deadpool is a Canadian Marvel Character, just like Wolverine, and his brother: Sabertooth.

91. Are you right-handed or left-handed?

I'm trying to become completely ambi-dexterous, but I'm mainly Right-handed.

92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss?

I don't think so . . . If nothing else it- wait, what was I saying . . .?

93. How are you feeling right now?

Exhausted, I got a wicked headache right now.

94. What annoys you about people?

Stubbornness, Inconsistencies, Dis-respectfulness, excessive use of Sarcasm (I can never tell when people use it, and no one can tell when I use it), y'know, those typical Human-traits that people disregard about themselves but point out, or complain about in others.

95. Do you dislike children?

Babies, I can put up with.

Toddlers, Abso-fucking-lutely HATE!

Pre-teens, naw, hell no.

Teenagers, lemme get back to you on that. I got loads of teenage friends, and some of them need to be whipped into shape.

96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off?

I can try, and I have. I can't remember what happened though.

97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles?

No, I prefer the Lightsaber.

"The combination of my two favourite killing tools, Swords and Lazers!" - Boomstick (Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker Death Battle)

98. Can you smile for me?

Eh, maybe. Sometimes I can, sometimes I can't. It'll all depend on my mood, and how I'm feeling physically. Also on how big of an asshole you can be in one sitting.

99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night?

I write, draw, read, practice my swordsmanship, practice playing the bass guitar, stuff like this.

100. When was the last time you fell off a bike?

November 15th(?), 2015. I was riding on my bike down a hill, a little too fast for the bend in the path ahead. I hit the brakes too late and shut my eyes; my front wheel hit a log, my back wheel left the ground, and my ass left its seat. I flew from the bike, did a back-flip, crashed against a branch, and fell into a ditch, and that ditch was actually a reservoir of cold water. So, I lay there, underwater, for - not even sure how long - and after I ran out of air, I got out, completely soaked through my clothes, down to my underwear and freezing cold. (That was the year we had that really bad Ice Storm, the Autumn before then was brutally cold) The only dry thing on me after that adventure was the hair on my head. I'm so glad that was wearing a helmet during that crash . . .

101. Nickname?

Alex, Alexander, Mapleshield, The Jedi, The Half-breed (Maybe?), this is all that I can think of right now.

I did it! La-la-la-la-la-la-la!

*I saw this somewhere else, either on here or on DeviantArt, but I can't remember whose it was. So to that person, I'm sorry that I didn't credit you for this, and if I do find you, I will edit this.*

List your Top 10 RWBY Characters and answer the questions

1. Yang Xiao Long

2. Jaune Arc

3. Pyrrha Nikos

4. Blake Belladonna

5. Lie Ren

6. Nora Valkyrie

7. Coco Adel

8. Winter Schnee

9. Qrow Branwen

10. Cinder Fall

What would you do if Number 2 woke you in the middle of the night?

“Hey dude, what’s wrong? Are Team CRDL bullying you again?”

What would you do if Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering?

“Oh, hi Pyrrha, how are you?! It’s kinda drafty . . . could you please close the door? Or- wait, you didn’t think that Jaune was in here, did you?”

What would you do if Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

“Umm . . . Blake, what? I mean, sure, I guess . . . but- know what? Nevermind, good for you. You do you, I’ll do me, we won’t do each other, obviously. Thank you, Markiplier, although I’m taking credit for this rendition of your poem.”

What would you do if Number 5 cooked dinner for you?

“Oh, that was nice of you, thanks Ren. Let me help you next time you decide to cook dinner.”

What would you do if Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

“Look at her, and Ren will murder you before she does . . . or maybe if I stare at her like this, I’ll get zapped . . . that sounds dangerously cool!”

What would you do if Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

“What? Uh . . . How’d you do that? You didn’t flirt with my dad, did you? Or- wait, did you flirt with my mom? No, but seriously, seriously, how are we related- please tell me how?!”

What would you do if Number 1 got into the hospital somehow?

“How did you get yourself into this mess? Oh well, I’m here now. I might as well try to either entertain you, or make you feel better- oh wait that’s the same thing . . .”

What would you do if Number 8 made fun of your friends?

“Oh, how rude. But then again . . . that sounds like something she’d do . . . let’s see . . . there must be something I can do to get back at her . . . but what? Actually, just ignore her guys. She doesn’t know what she’s saying, bitches be crazy.”

What would you do if Number 10 ignored you all the time?

“Oh, ouch! I feel so burnt, I feel so burnt! . . . that said, she’s so not worth the fiery pain in my ass . . . I’ve got such a pain, I’ve got such a pain.”

You're on a vacation with Number 8 and you manage to break your leg. What does 8 do?

*Uses a glyph to mend the broken limb.*

“Please be gentle with me, I’ve never seen this before. Wait, forget that- I’ve never even broken anything like this before!”

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

*My favourite sword from the best blacksmith’s shop.*

“Aw shucks! Honey, you’re so sweet! Thank you so much!”

*Hugs her as tightly as I possibly can.*

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

“What the ff- Oh, come on Blake . . . man, she either started the fire or she left way before it happened . . . there’s nothing else she would’ve done.”

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 do?

“I get this feeling that Ren will be trying very hard not to laugh, and that after that, he’ll help me get back up.”

You're about to marry Number 10. What's Number 9's reaction?

“Whaddiya got kid?”

“I think I’m marrying Cinder Fall, Mister Branwen?”

*Turns me around, pinning me against a nearby wall and glares directly into my eyes*

“Did you say Cinder Fall? She killed the Fall Maiden just to get her powers!”

“Really?! I’m scared now, alright?”

“Kid, I’m not gonna judge your taste in women, but if you’re marryin’ that and ya think she ain’t gunna use you . . . there's somethin’ wrong with ya.”

“Wait, do you still think she’d wanna smash?”

“Why the hell is that your main concern?!”

“It’s not, I just want to know how else she’s plannin’ on using me.”

You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 cheer you up?

*Shopping spree with the rest of her team, easy!*

“Sure, what the heck. It’s not like I got anything else to do right now . . . even though I’m really depressed about it.”

You compete in a tournament. How does Number 9 support you?

*Lends the flask.*

“I don’t normally do this, but here, have some. It’s called liquid courage, always have a little bit before ya fight.”

*Allows me to take only a sip before taking it away.*

“Wait, that’s it?”

“Yeah, I said a little, didn’t I?”

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

“Knowing her, she’ll probably set me on fire to shut me up. Or depending on what happened, she might be laughing with me.”

Number 9 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

“Yeah, I wanna know why too.”

What would you do if Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for Number 1.

“Brooooooo-skiiiiiiiii! I ship Dragonslayer like Fedex! GO for it, man!”

What would you do if Number 4 loves Number 1 as well. What does that mean?

“Oh dear . . . love triangle . . . dun-dun-DAAAAAAAHHH! Oh well, Bumblebee is my other OTP anyway. Wait, what if it turns into a threeway? . . . Burning Bumblebees- no. Queen- nope, hmmm, this might take a while. Hmm . . . Flaming Knightshade? Burning Stars? Hornets? Bambi? Someone help me with this, please? Whatever, I’m not going to get involved. That’s too much trouble for me.”

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

“Oohhh . . . I hope we will, I- . . . waitaminute, what am I worried about? I can get along with anyone! For some reason, I can get along with older people a lot better than I might admit . . . I just hope that they approve of me . . . Wait, whaddiyou mean, you told them that I’m your gay best friend? I’m not into dudes, I’m asexual!”

Will Number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

“I hope they do! Renora is another ship that I approve of, but off to the side.”

Number 5 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What will you do?

“Dude, I trusted you! Now I’ll have to clean your sticky mess up! Well, at least I know whose heart’s in the right place . . . that is, if he’ll tell me about this stuff . . . Thank the Gods that this isn't how I roll!”

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

“Coco honey, look, I know I’m hideous, but d’ya hafta keep starin’ at me?”

Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

“Yeah . . . yeah, me too. Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I think you’re beautiful. Know what? We should make a pact. If we can’t find anyone to be with in . . . maybe two to three months, we should date each other.”

Number 6 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

“Wait, what? What about Ren? Oh wait . . . uhh, hmm . . . know what? I’ll take you out tomorrow. What time should I get you at?”

What would you do if you spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

“Firstly, and foremostly, is it consensual? If so, then . . . Cinders and Ashes, this room got hot as the Sun!”

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

”Just according to Keikaku, bwa-ha-ha-ha-haa . . . no seriously, what? I mean, alright, I guess . . . I’ll just have to assume that Pussy Magnet and Dragonslayer are now beyond canon.”

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

“I wouldn’t put it past them . . . but if they start arguing, I’m running away as fast as my legs will carry me.”

Would 2 trust 5?

“Don’t they already?”

Number 4 is bored and pokes Number 10. What happens after that?

“That doesn’t sound like something Blake would do . . . I think something would happen if she kept at it, then Cinder might chase her around . . . literally reversing their roles in the game of ‘Cat and Mouse’.”

Numbers 7 and 9 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

“How should I know?! Coco would probably take a fashion major, or something like that . . . but Qrow doesn't seem like the schooling type . . .”

If Numbers 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

“A recipe for disaster, maybe? I think that's something that Nora’s a Master of, right?”

What would you do if Number 2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF but 9 got it. What would happen?

“Oof, dude. I've been there- ohwait, no I haven’t-. Oh well, have no fear, I'm sure that Mr.Branwen’ll understand. He’s a cool guy.”

What would you do if Number 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday party. What's your excuse?

“It’s for yours and everyone else’s safety . . . remember the Exploding Pinata Accident, the giant Birthday Pancake Incident, and of course, the Orange Lightning Day? Nora, I love you, but you should also know, I never like have birthday parties for myself . . . I'm not that kind of guy. We good?”

What would you do if Number 8 won the lottery. What would he/she do with the money?

“Evenly split the money and invest half of it.”

Important to note: As of January 18th, 2018, I will be in college studying. So the only thing that I will have any sort of energy for is reading other stories on this site. YOU HAS BEEN WARNED. Don't expect too much from me for the next 2 years.*

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