A Hairy Burritohide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Star Wars, Darkest Dungeon, Warhammer, and Mass Effect. Well, people seem to be reading my stories. Maybe I should actually write something here? I'm an American college student (read: professional beggar) working for my bachelor's in History, and I like reading, writing, video games, hiking, and generally just getting outside and going someplace under my own power. Nothing too complicated about me, just another person trying to get by. My current stories: Redemption, Rejuvenation is my attempt to write a novelization of the Sith Warrior storyline from the Star Wars: The Old Republic game from BioWare. Nothing too fancy for my first fiction, but hopefully I can make it something more than just a retread of what you might have already played. Welcome Home is my take on the story of the game Darkest Dungeon, seen through the eyes of Alexis, Dismas, and Reynauld. Horrors and monstrosities are to be expected from blighted lands, but the real monsters are found in forms all too familiar. My favorite books: The Black Company series by Glen Cook (Tired of reading books that feature some hero with a destiny to save the world and only he can do it while getting the girl? How about a group of disgruntled mercenaries in a gray-and-gray morality world that reads like Vietnam War fantasy?), Brave New World by Aldous Huxley (My favorite amongst the classic dystopian books, such as 1984 and Animal Farm, which are also fantastic books in their own right, and also the one that is the most eerily reminiscent of modern day society), The Lord of the Rings series (I know what I just wrote in regards to Black Company, but how can you dislike such classics? Make sure to pick up the Silmarillion as well), and about a dozen-and-a-half history books. 9/25/16 update: seems to be being picky about reviews again. If you don't see yours up, don't worry. I saw it. 11/12/16 update: For those of you still interested, the next chapter of Honor and Faith is currently at over four thousand words, and the finished product will most like be over six. Expect it soon-ish. 2/11/17 update: After multiple rewrites and a number of hair pullings, the next chapter of Honor and Faith is at two thousand words. Expect it up by the end of next week at the latest. 4/28/17 update: For those of you who come here desperately hoping that I finally got off my lazy ass and updated, the next chapter of Honor and Faith is currently around four and a half thousand words. Final word count will be near six thousand. Expect it soon. |
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The Roboutian Heresy by Zahariel reviews
Inspired by the great Dornian Heresy of Aurelius Rex, here is an alternate timeline to the Warhammer 40000 universe, where Guilliman turned traitor instead of Horus, and led half the Legions in rebellion against the Emperor. The Index Astartes are done for all Legions. Now, the Times of Ending have begun ... Also has a TV Tropes page now !
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 911,914 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 11/7 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Chaos Space Marines, Space Marines
Noize by Cheshire Kat24 reviews
"Tonight, gentlemen and ladies, heretics and faithful, sump dwellers and upper hive, bonded mechanoids and slag rats, tonight we bid you welcome. Tonight we bring you an epic tale of loyalists and the damned, of Chaos Warbands and Imperial Chapters, and of war. Endless burning war. Tonight, gathered scum, we bring the tales of Fulgrims scattered sons. Tonight, we bring the Noise."
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 524,396 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Chaos Space Marines, OC
Hammer Effect by wyval reviews
Humanity successfully reached for the stars, confident in their ability to conquer all who stand against them. Yet in the darkness of space, an ancient menace stirs, that could possibly eclipse all past enemies Humanity faced - including those from the depths of time they faced in the wars for Terra itself...
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,678 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/3/2020 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard, Kai Leng
The End of Dawn by Narcrotic reviews
John Shepard is gone. The Normandy is destroyed. Her life as a pilgrim in shambles, she returns home, a shell of who she once was. The coming years will prove to be difficult. Maybe even impossible. Sequel to The Fall of Normandy. Tali/Shepard Pairing. Mature content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 385,865 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 6/4/2020 - Published: 8/15/2011 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard] Garrus V., OC
Nothing But a List of Names to Mark His Ascension by darkeldar reviews
It is the end of the 41st Millennium, and the Aurelian subsector is overwhelmed by war. Attacked on all fronts by aliens and traitors, it is up to the outnumbered Blood Ravens to protect their recruiting worlds. Part of the Legacy of the Blood Ravens.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 493,248 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/11/2019 - Published: 8/16/2011
Breaker of Lies by wyval reviews
A brief glimpse into a White Scar legionnary. Set in Zahariel's Roboutian Heresy universe.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Space Marines - Complete
Oblivious: Redux by kiwipixel77 reviews
The progression of Lydia and her Thane from friends to lovers, set in a series of short stories/one-shots. Imperial DB. Mostly Fluff. Rated M for violence, blood, swearing, and sexual situations. This is the updated version of the original Oblivious.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,571 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 1/5/2017 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia
New Vegas: Sheason's Story by Sheason reviews
Is it fanfiction? Is it a novelization? Is it just the disconnected and incoherent ramblings of a man who has finally taken leave of his senses? Yes. This is my attempt at telling a story of New Vegas, but with my own twist, with my character Sheason as The Courier. It's not really "the" story of New Vegas, but it uses the game's plot extensively.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 174 - Words: 995,902 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Courier - Complete
E Pluribus Unum by Lithos Maitreya reviews
War rages across the galaxy. The Sith Empire suddenly finds its aggressive rush into the galactic core cut off by unexpectedly powerful adversaries. Dark Councilors have been dying and are quickly replaced. Through this chaos, news reaches the ears of those who listen: The Emperor is dead. There is a revolution coming for the Sith, and the Emperor's Wrath is at the heart of it.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 10/15/2015 - [Sith W., Vette] Jedi K., Smuggler
Slaughter by Arthur88 reviews
A short story set during the Cleansing of Ariggata, a bloody campaign that bore all the hallmarks of the Twelfth Legion's savagery...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2016 - Chaos Space Marines, Space Marines - Complete
Oblivious by kiwipixel77 reviews
DEAD. SEE NEW STORY OBLIVIOUS: REDUX FOR UPDATED VERSION.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,609 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Aela, Lydia, Kharjo - Complete
Ripples by Bloody Mary reviews
There were a myriad threads upon which the fate of the Galaxy hung. Some of them were momentous events, others were just tiny everyday decisions. Some of those choices are made by the great, like the Emperor of Mankind, while others, but people whose names are meant to be forgotten, like a slaver from Nuceria - the planet where the Primarch Angron will grow up.
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,602 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014
Charlie and the Flagship Factory by stylesrj reviews
This is the story about a man named Charlie Smith who was rescued from a desolate rock by a helpful Federation crew (and a psychotic Engi Captain) tasked on a dangerous mission across several sectors. Will Charlie find action, adventure and most importantly... romance? Or will he die a few chapters in to a Rebel scout and be forgotten about?
FTL - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,588 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014
STARE WARS Episode I: The Phantom Plotline by LionLad reviews
In this parody, the galaxy's stupidest Jedi and his long-suffering apprentice rescue a hot queen and set off in search of the plot. Rated T for language.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,338 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala, Nute Gunray
Her Body's Plaything by Blackhole1 reviews
The Artifact has fired and the Queen of Blades has been defeated. The war, however, is far from over. A 'Novelization' of Heart of the Swarm.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 105 - Words: 276,713 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sarah K. - Complete
Thirty Terrible Ideas for LOTR Fanfics by McJunker reviews
Running dry on ideas for new stories? Just lower your standards and step inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Complete
The Black Company in Middle Earth by McJunker reviews
In those days, the Company was in service to the Eye of Barad-dur. . .
Crossover - Chronicle of the Black Company & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,045 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
From Harvest to the Ark by TheAmateur reviews
The Human-Covenant War raged for twenty-seven years. Those who survived were not the best, but the luckiest. (NEWS ALERT: As of May 2018, this story is UNDER CONSTRUCTION. Live revisions will be happening until this notice is removed.) UPDATE 9/29/20: I have not worked on the rewrite in a long while, but a lot of people are interested in progress. Check my profile for updates.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 391,063 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
In Peace We Lie by mackillian reviews
AU. Sequel to 30 Dragon. Mysterious darkspawn plague the north while the search for Morrigan and answers to what happened with the archdemon's soul begins. M!Cousland/Morrigan; M!Cousland/F!Mahariel
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 579,154 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - [Cousland, Morrigan] Mahariel - Complete
My Other Monster is a Warhound by Norwest reviews
What's it like to drive a Titan?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,787 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Time of Ending: the 40k Finale by nicholasakira reviews
13000 years after Horus, the Imperium is at its breaking point. The space marines are dying off and chaos is ready to claim the galaxy. This is the story of the epic conclusion of the Imperium's wars for survival.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 165,864 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy by Katsuhiro reviews
"Of all the conflicts recorded in the latter stages of the Human-Covenant War, perhaps one of the most interesting was that which occured on the Outer Colony Crassus, c.Nov.2552. Interesting, and with an entirely unexpected outcome.." ONI Case-File 428/
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,331 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
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False reviews
A claimant to the empire rises, but those who rule are less than willing to release their grip over mankind. A tale of the War of the False Primarch, and the eighty bloody years that it spanned.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2019
Honor and Faith reviews
After being thrown into the tides of the Warp, the Space Marines of the Iron Sentinels chapter find themselves thrown into the mythical past of mankind and engaged in a war that threatens to see humanity wiped out. Threatened on all sides by Chaos and heresy, will they succumb or remain faithful to the Emperor's Light?
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,038 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 2/8/2019 - Published: 9/11/2016
Welcome Home reviews
Eldritch horrors and evil men may abound, but in the shadow of the Darkest Dungeon, they are hardly the most dangerous beings to walk this land. Who can anyone trust in this tainted realm?
Darkest Dungeon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,567 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/9/2017 - Published: 3/16/2016
Redemption, Rejuvenation reviews
At the end of the day, one must ultimately decide: What does he fight for? A novelization of the Sith Warrior story line.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,584 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Sith W.