Hey!

So I'm Swimmy D (The D has no real meaning. I just like the sound of the name.) I am a big AU author so don't expect many of my fanfics to be accurate to the story!

Anime I Have Watched/ Am Watching

Fairy Tail (Well Gray is in it... and magic so I'm happy! Oh, and awesome fights!)

Naruto (I love the fillers and Sasuke is awesome!)

Naruto Shippuden (Neji is well y'know... *blushes*)

Rock Lee and his Ninja Pals (It's all chibis!!!)

Fullmetal Alchemist (Brotherhood is better, but this is still one of my favorite Anime's ever!)

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood (Edward is short.- says Swimmy D *Knocked out by a metal fist*)

Yugi-oh (Yugi is so short, it's so cute!)

Rave Master (The opening song, I can't get it out of my head! Help me...)

Fruits Basket (Kyo is the best!)

Death Note (A new rule of life: Never pick up a mysterious black notebook that falls from the sky. It may come with a Shinigami, and that would be bad.)

One Piece (Zoro is awesome and so is Robin!)

Cowboy Bebop (Bounty-hunting-space-mecha-anime= (0o0) = (u

Code Geass (I want a geass now too! Maybe one for uhh... *this is really hard*)

Durara!! (Five words: the pacifist from the Mafia.)

Psycho-Pass (Ginoza is the best person ever! He's awesome! He and Akane belong together! But Kagome and Akane belong together!)

Tokyo Ghoul (In my opinion Kaneki looks better with white-hair rather than black hair. Just sayin'...)

Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And, discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will show this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this. (But not really.)

You now have two options... Ignore this or post this on your file to put a smile on another idiot's face today!

"Procrastinators! Unite! Tomorrow..." If you believe you should be in this group , copy this into your profile. Tomorrow

A Short Story

Once upon a time there was a squirrel named Fred. It was a possessed-homicidal squirrel. On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays it attacked the paper-boy. On Tuesdays and Fridays it attacked the Milkman. The End!

Random Stuff

Evening News is where they start with "Good Evening" and proceed to tell you why it isn't.

If you're random and proud of it; copy and paste this onto your profile. (o

If You Like Squirrels; Copy and Paste this onto your profile.

If you're addicted to chess; Copy and Paste this onto your profile

If you don't think you're good at chess; Copy and paste this onto your profile (T.T)

If you like anime to much; copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love to draw; copy and paste this onto your profile

What I'm Working On

Missing- my AU Avatar the Last Airbender Fanfic, well it sorta takes place a long time after it, so yeah. And updates are very, not, um, well, oh scheduled. It doesn't occur commonly. Sadly that is the truth.

Vacation for No One (VFNO)- A crazy spur of the moment fanfic that I try to update every Friday, so far it's just crazy, but I like it. (If you would like to be in it, PM what you'd like to be called, a quick description of the personality you want and what you want to look like!)