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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Inglourious Basterds. Likes: drawing, writing, manga and anime, reading, music, dancing, sining, ancient mythology, dragons, playing the cello, different clothes, old hats for men, body-painting, weapons of different kinds, yaoi and shonen ai (aka. Slash), gore art, blood, dark colors, lollipops, ice-cream, sarcastic and/or morbid humor, goofing off, shocking people. Leads to my deviantart profile... Status of my stories: Color me Red: Discontinued, see 'Color me Red: Rewrite' Color me Red: Rewrite: WIP, will be finished, most likely Down with the Sickness: Finished, will not have a sequel, since I don't like this hetero pairing anymore. This is Me: Discontinued, since I don't like this hetero pairing anymore. |
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Unholy Attraction by Quinn Anderson reviews
This story is based on what I think would have happened if Miroku had found the injured Sesshoumaru in the woods instead of Rin. Nominated for Best YaoiYuri fic of the Second Quarter of 2005.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,720 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Miroku - Complete
Fallen by Quinn Anderson reviews
A music related series. Sesshomaru x Miroku. Band: Evanescence. Warning: extreme angst. 3rd Place Best Songfic of the Third Quarter of 2005.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,743 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Miroku, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Urges by Ryousake reviews
Ichigo has an urge to do something unusual to Ishida. R&R Please!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,178 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Dreams, Rain, Go Insane by Brat-Child3 reviews
Kenny has a theory. Not only is love a mental disorder, but also a waste of time. When a certain blonde starts giving him butterflies, he becomes obsessed with Stan and Kyle's relationship, trying to figure out what true love is.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,525 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Frühling blutet in Paris by Dana Norram reviews
If Wicki had the opportunity he would blame the war. It was an awful, terrifying and atrocious thing, the war. Still, that was the kind of awful, terrifying and atrocious thing which brought people together. // SLASH // StiglitzxWicki // ONESHOT
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2010 - W. Wicki, Hugo S. - Complete
Like a Tiger Treading on the Flowers by BonneNuit reviews
This is a KenpachixIchigo -SemexUke- collection of ficlets that are one-three chapters each in length. Please read the warnings, not for underage readers. The summaries are at the beginning of each ficlet.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 87,021 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
A Beautiful Disaster by Reshima Skynight reviews
Draco Malfoy, who is now a famous male model, is known for his immense partying and his frequent pictures in the tabloids. Can the equally famous but down-to-earth Harry Potter somehow tame him? DMHP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,225 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Wild by F.A. Star Hawk reviews
AU. Shin's a feral child who has just recently been found. Sena's an average stable boy, but after a peculiar set of events he ends up being the only one who can keep Shin calm. A strong bond forms between them, but someone wants them separated. Shin/Sena
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,884 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Shin S., Sena K. - Complete
Split Sole by Heather68 reviews
SSHP. Harry's technique was perfect. All he needed was passion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,615 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1546 - Favs: 9,314 - Follows: 1,514 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Snowed In by berry-berry reviews
A snow day at Hogwarts finds Harry & Draco trapped in the broom shed together. Things get uncomfortable, tempers are fuelled, & inevitably, deeper feelings exposed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Prince and the Slave by Shinri reviews
-Part 27 now up- DracoHarry SLASH, RonHermione HET, Character OCC, MPREG Summary: Prince Harry of Gryffindor has been forced to buy a slave. He decides to buy one by the name of Draco. But is this slave more than he seems?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,746 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Birthday Present by JadeDragoness reviews
Updated! Chapter 19! - Iruka's birthday is coming up in a few days and Naruto needs help finding him a birthday present, so he enlists the help of Sakura and Sasuke. KakaIru, & SasuNaru. [being revised]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,683 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Knock First, Damnit! by Carrie H Potter reviews
CHAPTER 11 UP! Sequel to Knock First. Bloodthirsty fanwitches? Marriage? Kids? THE WEASLEYS AS INLAWS? Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are in way over their heads. slash HPDM, AU as of HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,806 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Secret Underground Vampire Bureaucracy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS. In this story are an obsessed Potter, bonds, hormones, conspiracy theories, far too much self help and, of course, a secret underground vampire bureaucracy. None of which is as important as the fact that this is not Draco's fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,223 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The New Guy by Regal Baring reviews
AU After the death of Harry's parents, Sirius became his guardian and they were on the run. Harry is 16 and going to Hogwarts for the first time: what happens when Harry is befriended by Draco? And what does a ferret have to do with anything? HPDM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,143 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Danger In The Healing by Heather68 reviews
What if Harry found out that Dumbeldore was dying, and what Snape's role was in it all? What if Harry then had to depend on the person he hated most in the world to honor Dumbledore's dying wishes?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,871 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Long Awaited Sentiment by nahimana reviews
When Harry Potter disappears on the Hogwarts Express, why is it that only Snape knows where he is? And when Snape says they were close, just how close does he really mean? SnapeHarry. Timetravel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,271 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Light on the Dark Side of Me by cocoa-snape reviews
Harry comes into his sexuality & discovers he wants Snape. Intense occlumency lessons pull these 2 together, but is Snape too troubled or too dark to return HP's affections? DE meetings & Dumbledore stir the already boiling pot, HPSS Slash, Angst COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,522 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,354 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hungry like the Wolf by Amaroq reviews
The full moon is in a day, and Remus’s hormones are driving him crazy. And Sirius isn’t helping, strutting about the castle looking more devious then ever….
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,346 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Business Affair by silver-etoile reviews
COMPLETE. Harry is married and happy. Well... not happy, but he gets by. Several years after Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy makes a sudden reappearance in his life and the results are disasterous. HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 110,756 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Falling Into You by SlytherinChick86 reviews
AU Nonmagic SLASH! Harry is awarded a fouryear scholarship to the most prestitious high school in the US. Harry is a punk, Draco is a somewhat prep. How does love blossom between these two boys? Do NOT! confuse with a Romeo and Juliet knockoff!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,186 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bonds of Water by Heather68 reviews
Harry Potter has never been entranced by music before now, but he is willing to do anything to learn how to play the same melody, even if it means learning from Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,139 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Decreso Aetas by Haunted Emerald Depths reviews
COMPLETE. An accident occurs in Charms that leaves Draco looking after a...slightly different Harry. How will they live through it, and how do others take the change? What will happen when Draco begins thinking of Harry differently? Spoilers. DMHP SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,126 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It All Started With by shizuke reviews
...Sena's clothes. A scenario where Deimon Devilbats goes to the movies. hints of ShinSena, TakamiSakuraba, rated T for Hiruma's foul mouth.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,760 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
What On Earth Is Going On? by F.A. Star Hawk reviews
Shin takes everything far to litterally and Sena is just too confused to know what's going on in the linebacker's head. ShinSena.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,772 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Shin S., Sena K. - Complete
Smells Like A Teen Spirit by raven00 reviews
Draco’s a rare blood half veela, half elf. And Harry’s his mate. Now all Draco has to do is seduce Harry. Right? Well… It’s not that simple after all, as Draco soon finds out. disclaimer: title from nirvana
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,313 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Strangers with Candy by peroxidepest17 reviews
Jyuumonji wishes Sena wasn’t so damned nice all the time. It’s more work for him.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Tenchi by Mistress-Starfire reviews
YAOI SASUNARU Naruto is an Angel trainee that failed his assignments 3 times. His last assignment is to make traumatized Uchiha Sasuke Happy. He has one year to do so. Sasuke not only is happier, he falls in love. How will he react that Naruto will leave?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,661 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Alpha by Daemon Queen Lilith reviews
During their sixth year Sirius and Remus experianced dramtic and often volitile changes in their relationship. This is an accounting of those changes. RxS NOT SxR and JxL. Will be updating every month starting in Febbuary.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,589 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Destroy Everything You Touch by Emerin reviews
Destroy everything you touch. Today. Please destroy me... this way. xx SLASH HarrySeverus xx
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,486 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dream Lover by Cleone reviews
So maybe it was a bad idea to get drunk off his butt and ask Naruto to marry him...SasuNaru. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,295 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yours truly by YaoiSilverSilver-Yaoi reviews
Chap 19 here! NOW BETAED! Draco has changed. Harry wants to know why. When he finds out, what will he do? HPDM, LMNM, more. MPGR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,592 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Letter by Oneirogenic reviews
It was obvious to him as to why Butters had to seek affection elsewhere.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Butters S., Clyde D. - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3428 - Favs: 6,708 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Angels and Demons by katastrophic88 reviews
COMPLETED For Angels to interact with Demons is strictly taboo but can a forbidden love stop the raging conflict betweent the two races or kill the two lovers? Chapter 12 and epilouge up! So sorry about the uber long wait!
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,069 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Complete
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2619 - Favs: 5,483 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Koukyuu no Toriko by Makai Tenshi reviews
Envy's a slaveslashwhore who wants revenge. Ed's a boy trying to rescue his brother. They strike a bargain: Envy helps Ed and he goes free. But fate has other ideas. Envy x Ed. Yaoi, don't like don't read.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Edward E., Envy
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,280 - Reviews: 2671 - Favs: 3,619 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Troubled Past by GoldenHelikaon reviews
AU. Slash. Mpreg. 2 years ago James was taken out of school because of a terrible secret. But when the truth is known to the whole of Hogwarts, who will be there to pick up the broken pieces of James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,144 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 12/17/2004 - James P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Mate by Awe reviews
RS slash. Remus is confronted by a big problem, his wolf side keens for a mate and the only way to keep himself sane is to find one. Yet the only person Remus could even contemplate as a lifepartner could never be his, could he? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,828 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ashes by Milady Hawke reviews
Ennis x Jack Brokeback Mountain SLASH! Just a little piece about regret and longing, and the things Ennis thinks he can’t change.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
Heaven In Your Arms by StarRose reviews
Kenshin swore he would never love again. In return for keeping a deadly secret, Saito is bribing Kenshin for his body, but when Sanosuke Sagara walks into his life, Kenshin realises love is worth any risk. SanoxKenshin Yaoi, SaitoxUnwilling Kenshin. AU
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 116,608 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Kenshin, Sanosuke - Complete
Inspired By Your Shoe Laces by Smarmy Penguin reviews
When Blaise, Draco and Goyle decide to rebel against their parents in the most unusual fashion, chaos insures! Featuring Harry Potter’s magic fingers, Leather, shoe laces, funnels and anything else these twisted boys can produce. finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,087 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Hide and Seek by Vee017 reviews
The boys play hide and seek. Or at least Anakin does. ObiAni slash.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Jedi Octopus by Vee017 reviews
ObiWan attempts to escape from bed. The problem being a little heavy. ObiAni slash
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Chasing the Forbidden by Spideria reviews
AU Draco Malfoy is Harry Potter's new, young, and sexy Literature teacher at Malkin High. What happens when sexual tension between the two arise? Could Harry really have a crush on his teacher, and a man, at that? Read and Review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,354 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Beauty and the Beast by Hopeakaarme reviews
One night, Remus finds out the hard way just how desperately possessive Sirius is of him. However, the werewolf is willing to forgive even though Peter and James aren't. SLASH RLSB PPSS. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,854 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Glitter, Spice, and Everything Nice by Dragon Mistress reviews
An AU look at life at Hogwarts during the Marauders’ seventh year. Glitter and glam rock abounds, and our dear Marauders learn to cope with makeup, cross-dressing, and sex - a different kind of education than Hogwarts usually offers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,766 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Mage Prince by Aki JS reviews
Draco has finally found a bride that is perfect just for him. But due to circumstances, obstacles stand in the way of his marriage. With his father gone and an enamoured lady stalking him, he wonders if he will ever live Happily Ever After with his bride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Draco's Quite Large Dilemma by tout-a-coup reviews
Draco gets dumped and must find a way back into the arms of his beloved. Featuring a bit of screaming, Brilliant Plans, and some very vindictive Slytherins. HD slash, rated for language... mostly. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,149 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kiss or Kill by Mortalus reviews
HPTR slash. A freak accident transports our favorite attractive psychopath forward in time from 1942 to 1996. Attempted homicide and attempted romance ensue, not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,484 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Amorous by Darkchild2010 reviews
Draco is a Veerie, and his Mate is none other than Harry Potter. Can new found love stop Evil, or will it crumble under the pressure. HarryDraco Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,227 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
He Knew by Alania Black reviews
1 OCAUHPSM: BWDM see inside for details. Draco Malfoy knew having Bill Weasley for a lover was a big mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Bill W., Draco M. - Complete
Stonewall High by SpitefulPixiDust reviews
When Harry Potter moves to America with his abusive relatives, can his charming nature break through a snobbish Draco Malfoy's defenses? AU, HPDM, rated R for future swearing, abuse, smoking, and general...stuff. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,799 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
All Tangled Up by wabbit sox reviews
Sirius Black's job is to hunt down monsters and kill them. When the new werewolf Remus Lupin becomes his next target Sirius takes the job. sorry abondoned, no more updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,300 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Once Upon A Full Moon Pt 1 by Adnama ael reviews
[SLASH] People do not like their best friends. It just doesn't happen. Especially when they're both guys. That's what Sirius and Remus think, at first. Little do they know, I am writing their story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Unexpected Results by Spamy02 reviews
[Complete] Draco and Harry have a one-night stand. Harry gets pregnant. Harry loves him, but he thinks Draco doesn’t love him, so he doesn’t tell him that he’s pregnant. What happens when Harry gets captured by Death Eaters and goes into labor?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,942 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Enflamed by Black Elf reviews
This is the story of two boys. Who meet when the world is at war and nobody is to be trusted. No Magic, No Hogwarts, only two boys in the year 1944 DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,200 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Something Kinda Funny by Indigo Kitti reviews
Harry seems to have forgotten something very important over the summer. When he arrives back at Hogwarts Dumbledore and Snape break the news to a very shocked Harry. Draco Malfoy is carrying his child. DMHP slash, mpreg, 7th year, note the genre
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,753 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004
The Anointed Prince by Decadence reviews
Faced with his upcoming crowning, and his kingdom on the edge of war, Prince Draco Malfoy must find the perfect spouse to rule by his side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,709 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Alliance of Blood by Allika reviews
On Hiatus. Dumbledore has made an alliance, with Harry as the bargaining piece. The Daywalkers have risen again, and they brought their new Prince with them. HPDM slash. Vampire!Draco, Maturing finally!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,477 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Coming Out:How to Tell Your Godson That You're Gay by Demonsblade reviews
[One shot] Sirius and Remus finally decide to tell Harry about their relationship. Fred and George explain the mechanics of samesex carnal relations to the confused Trio. Spinoff of A Simple Reunion. SBRL slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Magnetic Attraction by frizzy returned reviews
Draco Malfoy is a part Veela, and has recently come into what is known as his Inheritance. On discovering that Harry Potter is his mate, he must try to seduce the Gryffindor hero. Will Harry fight against the bond forced upon him, or will he weaken under
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,434 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,179 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Trick or Treat by Lychee2 reviews
A costume party, some drunken thugs, and a case of mistaken identity leave Sano in Saitous' debt...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,485 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Sanosuke, Saitou
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 3,941 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Electric by Appuru reviews
And just like that, it's gone, but the silent words are trailing in the breeze...You-are-mine. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/23/2004
The Haunted by Dragon Mistress reviews
The sequel to ‘Black’. Sirius and Remus thought their bloody past was finally buried. But now, two decades later, it looks like someone knows their secret.... and this someone is looking for revenge. NOTE: Has become an R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,569 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Family Business by GoldenHelikaon reviews
ON HOLD. AU. Slash. James’ father has just remarried and now he has 3 new stepsiblings that really get on his nerves. The only way he can escape it all is by sneaking out at night to be with his boyfriend, but what will happen when his family find out abo
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/8/2004 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Lucius M., James P.
The Potterboy Problem by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Voldemort has a new plan to get rid of the "Potter-boy Problem". A reluctant Draco Malfoy is ordered to carry it out, but things don't go as planned. He isn't as obedient as the Dark Lord would like and loses control at a crucial time. Whoops! HD, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,567 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 10/7/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Under the Sheets by StarryGazer reviews
Halloween, Marauder style. Remus wonders about Sirius' cheap cliche of a costume, and Sirius gives Remus a Treat...or is that a trick? And James strikes out with Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Morning Trends by Jin1 reviews
One ghastly morning leads to another...and another. The days when Naruto does not want to get up. AU, SasuNaru, YAOI, formerly known as "Violate my Junketsu, Why Don't you!" Look to my bio for newest chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,510 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 11/10/2003
Under the Willow Tree by mackitten reviews
When Sirius sees Remus kissing a boy, he doesn't know how to react. That is, until he sees that boy kissing another. Then it's time for revenge. Once he finds himself wishing he was the boy Remus was kissing though, there's no turning back slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,447 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/1/2004 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Underneath It All by Mistiel reviews
[SasuNaru][Yaoi] Naruto always hated his birthday, but after tonight he'll have a reason to enjoy it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dangerously in Love by Black Elf reviews
The Draco Malfoy(Sex-god of Hogwarts) is in Love for the first time. We all know that he’s spoiled rotten by his father. Unfortunately his father can’t get this for him... So he kidnappes Potter! DMHP (Elf!Draco)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,822 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Milk Is My Sugar by Michael Serpent reviews
My Veela twist... HD. Harry does something very stupid and ends up protecting Malfoy from the lust-crazed fellow students. He also decides to help the ranting and paranoid Malfoy to find his mate. Warning: This story is completely crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,675 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Crazy in Love by Skarla reviews
Draco is a part Veela, written with permission from Frizzy. HD slash. Hermione is actually the baddie! On permanent hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,739 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 7/12/2003
The Golden Snitch by Michael Serpent reviews
HD slash. I'm warning you. Harry and Draco trying to get the upper hand of each other, mentally and physically. Some roughness and some tenderness. And some weirdness... And Voldemort drinking mint tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,855 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Black by Dragon Mistress reviews
Remus Lupin is a shy, innocent London schoolboy. Sirius Black is a intimidating, mysterious young man with a startling background and attitude to spare. When the two cross paths, it becomes a matter of fate... and obsession. -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,414 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Winter Indulgance by Mikoto Shinigami reviews
Konoha's covered in snow, thusly; you're either staying home and grading papers or having snow ball fights (or reading adult novels?)! Kakairu, Sasunaru, rated R for out of control hormones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,359 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 4/13/2004
Love in a Form of a Dragon by FantasysAngel reviews
slash DracoHarry...Harry runs into the forest crying one night and gets into trouble, a beautiful creature with Draco's identity as its deep secret saves him. A story about a boy and his relationship with a dragon. ch.11 added
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,855 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 5/13/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pet by visceralvamp reviews
A fun, light-hearted (for the most part) humor fic for all you readers out there. Involving Harry, a pigeon, Draco, an over-protective house elf by the name of Phineas (better known as Finny), and Lucius. Slash, HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
So You Want To Be A Veela by Ravenight reviews
I've decided that there just aren't enough veela Draco stories out there. So Draco is a veela. Harry is his mate, but doesn't want to be. Slash Galore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,081 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
The UnWorst Bunny Day Of My Life by Black Elf reviews
Just as stupid as ‘The worst day of my life’. This time it involves pink fluffy bunnies. With Hero!Harry, the way we like it! -PG13 for now, may become R rated next chapter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Animus by isolde13 reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort. But he did not leave the final battle unscathed. Into his life comes Draco, who's been working as a prostitute in Muggle London...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,191 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Any Port In A Storm by Vanillusion reviews
(SLASH : JackWill) You can't deny what's in your blood; and when Captain Jack Sparrow returns to Port Royale, Will Turner must choose between the life he once wanted and the life he was meant for... [ Warning : Boys Kissing. Not your bag? Shoo. ]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,616 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003
Dignity is Overrated by Crystal the Demon-Touched reviews
NaruSasu, people this means YAOI. Meaning Male x male action. Don't like, don't read. Also, is rated R so if you don't like R-rated fics, don't read it. Update 1-29-04
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/1/2003 - Published: 11/15/2003
T20P1C4L 5T02M by Sorrow of the Vengeful Souls reviews
GaaraNaru Yaoi obviously. Naruto gets a visitor during a huge storm. Beware of cheesy ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2003
Kingdom Come by deani bean and summer starr reviews
Three of the Z-Fighters fall through a mirror to an Alternate Universe where they don't exist and everything is very wrong. Bizarreness ensues. YAOI Shounen-ai. Don't dig it? Don't read it. COMPLETED
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 277,121 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Complete
The Worst day of my Life by Black Elf reviews
Just a fluffy one-shot. Draco's having a really bad day. It involves giant bees, some chasing and of course Hero!Harry. -throws confetti- DMHP(Sequel coming up!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Surprise! by QrYx reviews
Harry Potter goes back to school in 7th year with a huge surprise for all his friends. Gasp! He's Married!!! Slash! and implied Mpreg!!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,000 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 9/2/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Harry P., Lucius M.
The Wrong Moment by RadeliaPotter reviews
*Ch.4 is up* Pansy loves Draco. Draco hates Pansy. What's a boy to do? Kiss Harry Potter of course! After Harry finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time, he finds himself pulled into a series of events that no one could have predicted! SLASH H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,904 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/5/2003 - Published: 3/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter & The Daughter of Malfoy by Fyrie reviews
Harry Potter gets in the way of a pregnancy potion meant for Narcissa Malfoy, leaving the boy-wonder pregnant. He's not best pleased! How is he meant to save the world from Voldemort when he has to go on maternity leave? (NOT slash - just silly) COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,896 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 192 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Complete
Behold The Power of SAND by Verie reviews
Snape's beloved sand collection goes missing, so it's up to... ... way too many people to help him find it! Yet another self-challenge fic by me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Severus S., Albus D.
Attack Of The Chibi Teachers by Verie reviews
Voldemort turns the adults into shadows of themselves when they were in their 2nd year. Complete insanity. Could be considered a badfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2001 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Irresistible Poison by Rhysenn reviews
**Chapter 9 is up!** Harry/Draco slash. Poison doesn't always bring death -- Draco learns that there are other ways to suffer and live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,080 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 9/28/2001 - Published: 1/28/2001
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Carve My Eyes Out With a Wooden Spoon reviews
Donny needs to learn the saying "Curiosity killed the cat".
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Hugo S., W. Wicki - Complete
Color Me Red reviews
UNDER REWRITING! SEE 'COLOR ME RED: REWRITE' Draco has problems. 2 very huge problems. He runs away and finds himself blind in an alley. Someone manages to save him though. Including Veela!Draco and MPREG! Dramedy, DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,257 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.