Hello, fellow earthlings. Or if you're not from earth, then that's cool too.

(I'm back on my account after many a year, so my comments about my old profile are in parenthesis LOL)

We'll get right into it:

Name: Bek, but I will accept Queen of the Underworld as well. (Totally reasonable, will still accept this title.)

Age: (JUST GRADUATED COLLEGE LIKE WTF?! I'm old as shit now...)

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Binging my Netflix account. (Suffering through grad school now too...)

Music: Sleeping With Sirens, My Chemical Romance (get back together, dammit!), Green Day--basically anything that has a good drum and/or guitar solo in there somewhere. (OMFG this sounds so emo kill meeeeee) (I like Dance Gavin Dance and KPOP now too... and anime theme-songs, but we're not gonna go there...)

TV Shows: The Walking Dead, Supernatural, The Office, American Horror Story, Game of Thrones... You get the point. (WATCH SWEET HOME ON NETFLIX AND MESSAGE ME ABOUT IT HOLY FUCKING CHRIST!!!)

Movies: The Polar Express (Yes, I'm an adult--sue me!), Zombieland, Harry Potter(s), horror films... (Just saying, but Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is the best still.)

Drinks: Coffee. Point and blank. (True, true.)

Food: Pizza? Yes. (Also true - my thighs hate me.)

Books: TMI (obviously), Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, LOTR... Lots more. We'll just go with that. (I read erotica and New Adult mainly now, but those are classics, so I still approve.)

Facts: Sarcasm is an outlet, much like a mall. I like Russian Throwing Knives. Zombies will happen, Dad. Combat boots are the only shoes I will ever need. (Sadly, I had to start wearing regular people shoes once I got a job :( I still love combat boots tho E)

Favorite Quotes: "You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant." --Harlan Ellison

Things I Hate: Dog-eared pages, Mistreated books, People judging other people for being themselves, Homophobes, Hypocrites, People who are assholes, People who think they can control me ('cause they can't), People. (Most of this is true, just kinda cringey reading this as an adult... damn, I was an edgelord as a teenager...)

Okay, I think I'm done. Hope you like my stories! :D (I sincerely apologize for abandoning pretty much everything, and for the horrid writing in most of these stories. I swear I understand basic grammar better now!! Maybe... Kinda... Probs not...)