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Joined 05-02-04, id: 582926
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.
Hello, friends. Just a few things to say:
my writing style is still developing and I have other stories I need to post, but for now, what you see is what you get. I'd appreciate it if you read my stuff, but whether you do or not is your choice. I write mostly about MWPP or other charcters besides Harry, b/c I tend to think that Harry's personality really belongs to JKR, and it's not my place to mess with him. If you look at my recommendations and favourites, I urge you to give all of them the time of day, b/c they're marvelous. Ta!

"I believe our heavenly father created man because he was disappointed in the monkey."
-Mark Twain on evolution

"Man's eyes were made to look and let them gaze. I will not budge for no man's pleasure, I."
-good advice from Romeo and Juliet's Mercutio

"Sir, if you would were my husband, I would poison your cup."
"My dear lady, if you were my wife, I would happily drink it."
- Winston Churchill displaying his rapier wit at a rather disagreeeable dinner party

"Kip? It's Napoleon. Is grandma there?"
"No."
"Well can you come and get me, then?"
"Why?"
"Cuz I don't feel good!"
"I'm kinda busy right now."
"(long, dry gurgling sound)...well can you do me a favor, then?"
"What?"
"Can you bring me my chapstick?"
"No, Napoleon!"
"But my lips hurt real bad!"
"Just get some from the school nurse, I know she has ,like, twenty of 'em in her drawer."
"I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!"
-Napoleon Dynamite

For 9/06/04, the songs of the week are:
KASHMIR and STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN, Led Zepplin
For week of 9/19/04:
WELL IT'S TRUE THAT WE LOVE ONE ANOTHER and BALL AND BISCUIT, The White Stripes
*listen to this: "Witness" by Sarah McLaughlin
For right now, 11:49 pm, friday, september 24th, 2004:
WITNESS, Sarah McLocklin, COLORBLIND, Counting Crows

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Chaos by cut up angel wings reviews
Stop, stop, stop," I can feel my own little breaths on my arms, scarred arms and skin heavy with sin. Ragged breathing, recognized as my own, and tears wrenched their salty existence from my lashes. (Rating for language and adult situations. MWPP.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,129 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Esteemed & Continuing Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Welcome, gentle reader. By now you should have realised that the stories contained within this volume are part of a humungous series of heroic epics about none other than the ever charming L. Malfoy and his lovely sidekick, S. Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Peter Pants and Captain Fag by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Wet and Weedy Productions present a parody of and tribute to the innuendo fest that is Peter Pan. Mainly a parody of the sumptuous 2003 film, but, in passing, the equally promiscuous books are also mocked and loved.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004
The ThriceWrought Challenge by Ancalime Erendis reviews
COMPLETE! A parody of three of my favorite fanfic challenges. Details Harry's parental origins, Trelawney's mental origins, and Voldemort's ultimate downfall. Rating for Hannah Abbott's mouth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,916 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Lucius Malfoy Fans' Guide To Smut by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Join me as I stab wildly at the authors of smutty Lucius fics who daringly assume that sexual assault is pleasurable, who use rape as a plot device, and abusive!Lucius as an excuse for characterisation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Lucius M.
AntiStumpy's Anti Stumpy Society's The Patriot by Duchess of Inkling reviews
This is a revised and improved edition of The Patriot, as approved by Anti-Stumpy's Anti Stumpy Society, who produced this in their own studios at Wet and Weedy Productions. And no, don't take it too seriously.
Patriot - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2004
Wedding Nausea by Ivory Tower reviews
It's Lily's wedding day and everyone has something to gripe about. A harsh jab at all those wedding fics that make you want to gag.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/7/2004
The Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy, Part Two by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Yes, this IS part two of The Pureblooded Everyday Antics Of Lucius Malfoy. Sink your greedy little teeth in, I say, and give in, give up to your suppressed lust for idiocy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
The Pureblooded Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Lucius Malfoy leads an intriguing, decadent life. Of course it takes an author like me to report of it in a series of stories that are sufficiently stupid to be entertaining to all you muggles out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
SNAPE VIGNETTES VOLUME FIVE! by Sarah Noble reviews
Tribunal of the missing tape and an online adventure for everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Severus S., Severus S.
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The Moorchild reviews
In his pivitol fifth year, Sirius Black struggles with a distraction (in female form) that threatens his relationship with the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,642 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Sirius B.
Harry and Company Do Hogwarts reviews
A Random stoy in which our favorite charcters do out of charcter things. Thus, it is funny only to an aquired taste. Please R&R, and tell me your requests for up and coming chapters. I'll try and put most of them in. It's a collaboration! Anyway...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2004 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Harry P.
Never Saw True Beauty Till This Night reviews
a sweet version of James's first encounter with Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.