Let Us Start With This: I Own Nothing of the Characters, Story lines, Or Locations That Are From Already Existing Stories in Anything That I Write

Apparently I'm supposed to have this bio thing. So here goes:

Name: The Great Defective Hemlock Stones

Age: Thor, but not complaining

Where I Live: Top Gear's Top Secret Amphibious Engineering in the Yorkshire town of Penistone, just off St. Mary's street, behind Tesco's.

Gender: Whatever Bill Bailey is.

Despite my nationality, I will often use American words, phrases, or units of measurements to make the story easier or most people to read. As the largest portion of this site is American. Don't worry my fellow Europeans, I have not abandoned my dialect entirely though.

My Approach to Writing: I consider requests, but that doesn't mean I take them.

If I have an idea, I may write it and discontinue it immediately if I've got nowhere to go with it. I'm strange this way.

Current Stories:

Vienna Waits for You

Hellhound On My Trail

Son of the King

Her Respect

Future/Planned Stories:

None.

Discontinued Stories:

The Picture of Persis Gray: Written quickly and cheaply, it lacks any vestige of grammatical consistency.

The Boys are Back in Town: Same deal as the first, but at least it's a tolerable read so I've left it on my profile. In any event, I hope none of you actually read it.

Completed Stories:

Hope

The Starman

Writers Block Status:

Eh.