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 Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hi! The Pencil Goddess here! Lord of the Ring Pops and SWAGMASTA420 are awesome. Follow them! Here's what you might find in my stories: Canon pairings Awkwardness Non-Canon themes (because this is Fanfiction) Here's what you will not find: Any M-rated stuff Character bashing (If the bashing isn't in the book, then it probably won't be in my stories) Please don't: Flame any of my stories Mock me Feel free to: Give constructive criticism Correct something Private message me about something appropriate |
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Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 10,033 - Follows: 3,527 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Cold Blood by greensight reviews
Wolf is assigned to interrogate a dangerous assassin who's been brought to Brecon Beacons. The problem is, Wolf used to know him as Cub.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,213 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 4/14/2017 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 6146 - Favs: 7,700 - Follows: 9,255 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
To Be A King by JessieJay13 reviews
When Merlin discovers that his father was an estranged prince and he himself is now the only heir to the throne of a magical kingdom, he is forced to leave Camelot for the perils of a royal court. Will Merlin be able to win Arthur's favor again before Morgana launches an attack on a defenseless Camelot? Will he be able to defend his own kingdom at the same time or will all be lost?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,798 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred, OC - Complete
Surprising Incarnations by Unformal Sorrelle reviews
Reincarnation Semi-Crack Fic- One random morning in the magical world, Hogwarts wakes up realizing that they had past lives in Camelot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Neville L., Merlin - Complete
Semper Occultus by dalekchung reviews
Ryan Cooper never made it into the army like he planned to. Instead, he was recruited into the ranks of MI6. It was only a matter of time before he met somebody that he used to know. A request from poildegirafe. ONE-SHOT (Warning: written sleepily, but still written)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Mrs. T. Jones, OC - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 10,257 - Follows: 4,808 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3353 - Favs: 23,336 - Follows: 9,216 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2946 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Never Been Better by Kaorei reviews
Hiro had been asking, "Hi, Tadashi. How are you today?" every time he went to visit Tadashi at the hospital. His question was always left unheard and unanswered, until now. He finally had his big brother back. Sequel to "How Are You Today?". — Alive!Tadashi
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Victory Day by karatemaster101 reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle is reaped. The Capitol doesn't stand a chance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Johanna M., Pres. Snow - Complete
On Ordinary Parenting by EmRose92 reviews
Poor Mrs. Ramsey doesn't understand how five-year-old Lily Watson knows so much about crime scenes, advanced weaponry, and complicated medical terminology. Determined to get to the bottom of the situation, she calls in Lily's parents - the perfectly pleasant, average, normal Mr. and Mrs. Watson - for a conference. "Appearances can be deceiving" has never been more accurate...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,607 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete
The-Boy-Who-Lived-To-Mess-Up-The-Plot by MaidOfLife-abandoned reviews
The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Wizard Kitty by I. H. Scribe reviews
With the Avengers captured and Loki gloating, Bruce is surprised when his cat turns into a man, and proceeds to slam Loki around the room. Can be read alone or as a sequel to The Tag-A-Long.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 556 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Texts from Last Night by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
Jason wakes up one seemingly ordinary morning, only to discover that 1) a girl on Nico's floor is apparently watching zombie porn; 2) Leo busted his lip in a tragic twerking accident; and 3) Reyna and Gwen fell asleep in a closet during a desperate search for Mentos and popcorn. / Alcohol and demigods? What could POSSIBLY go wrong? T for swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Piper M., Jason G.
Call of Death by ChildOfBalance reviews
Continuation of Death's Master. Harry wanted a vacation. So Death decided that New York would be a great place to go. He just neglected to mention the masses of Chitauri that would appear. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 939 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Coffee by Tomafyre reviews
"Anthony had never been more thankful to coffee in his whole life." Percabeth reunion in Mark Of Athena. Genderbent style.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Nothing Happened by DragonSilhouette reviews
Tony Stark encounters a certain teenage spy.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Script? Bleep the Script! by I. H. Scribe reviews
Angering Death is generally a bad idea. Which led to his current predicament. He had gone to sleep as Harry Potter, and woken up as Bella Swan. On an airplane. On the way to Forks. Rated M for Harry/Bella's mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 638 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Bella, Edward - Complete
Protective by Ketsui Meraki reviews
A Loki is Harry story. When the Avengers find out where Loki is, they want to retrieve him immediately. Unfortunately for them, Loki's friends, acquaintances, fan girls, and even enemies are a bit protective of him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 912 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Death's Master by ChildOfBalance reviews
Harry knew he was different. He held the power to call Death to his side in an instant since he was very little. One-shot! Told from other people's point of view! Year One to Seven! No pairings!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 661 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Tag-A-Long by I. H. Scribe reviews
The Avengers are surprised when Bruce shows up with a tag-a-long to Stark Tower.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 405 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Memories Don't Come Out in the Wash by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
Percy has been through many Camp Half-Blood t-shirts in his lifetime. Every one has its own story to tell. / T for swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
A Kiss for Luck by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
Percabeth. It's all you can think about this summer: kissing Percy Jackson. Which is a total waste of energy, because there is entirely too much for you to think about. Kronos. The Titans. Mount Olympus. And while you're trying to focus on all these other, more important things—like not dying—Percy Jackson walks around with his stupid, clueless face.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Tuesdays by callingthequits reviews
He pointed at Percy's chest, who immediately tried to cover it up, and exclaimed, "I've seen a few balls smaller than those bazoongas. Can I touch them, just to, uh, see if they're real?" :: Annabeth Chase did not like Mondays. She's starting to not like Tuesdays as well. Because Tuesday was the day she got a girlfriend. And she didn't cheat on Percy, nope; the girl was Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Apollo - Complete
Meanwhile, in the Engine Room by nyotaauhura reviews
While everyone else aboard the Argo II is falling in love with objects, Leo is trying to fight his growing attraction to Buford the table. But, of course, he's like Marius: can't keep it in his pants. (Rated T for swearing)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Leo V., Piper M. - Complete
Pertide by Meeko-chanXD reviews
Percy/Riptide. Yet another request. There's fanart and everything. We seriously need HoH or the Sea of Monsters trailer. No hate please! It's just a joke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Percy J. - Complete
Frank and the Handcuffs by nyotaauhura reviews
Frank feels quite attracted to the handcuffs he got in Atlanta. What happens if the handcuffs feel the same way? Frank/Handcuffs.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Frank Z., Hazel L. - Complete
Brason by Meeko-chanXD reviews
Jason/Brick I wrote this for a friend. Brason is my new OTP. It's just for kicks. No hate please. The rest of MoA didn't happen in this one.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Jason G.
Dudders by S.Malady reviews
There's a strange boy at the doorstep. And he's claiming to be Harry Potter's godson. One-shot, feel good story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 191 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Harry P., Dudley D., Teddy L. - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2938 - Favs: 16,173 - Follows: 8,075 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Argo, My Love by TheSoggyBug reviews
Oneshot. When Leo suggests "demigod bonding," nothing good could possibly come out of it. So when the seven demigods come together for a terrifying game of Truth or Dare, what could possibly go wrong? Besides being embarrassed for the rest of all eternity, that is. Collaboration between me and my best friend, Kassy. K-plus for frightening mental images.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
I Don't Want to Hang Up by Innoverse reviews
During the Son of Neptune, Percy made that sweet momma's boy call to his mother. But what if not only had Percy called Sally, but Annabeth as well? And what if Annabeth had picked up? Percabeth, one-shot. Pretty sad, unless you have a heart of stone.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 127 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Girl Problems by Innoverse reviews
Percy gives Jason, Frank, and Leo some well-needed relationship advice. Two-shot, Percabeth, Jasper, and Frazel. Plenty of humor!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Names by Genderfluid-Lafayette reviews
One-shot. One day Percy is curious about Dionysus's behavior towards demigods, so he confronts him. He learns quite a bit about the camp director. R&R, please.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Dionysus, Percy J. - Complete
Kidnapping Fun by XxNeonShadowsxX reviews
Never kidnap a speedster and a ninja together, even if they're in their civvies. It won't end well. For the kidnappers.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Unforgivable by Veritalias reviews
HG xover, Post-DH, EWE, AU. In a radically different world, Dudley Dursley is reaped. Unfortunately for the Government, Harry Potter has never been the type of person to let threats to his family go uncontested. Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Mother of a Hero by Akatsuki Child reviews
A delve into the mind, life, and back ground of Sally Jackson, the mother of such a great hero.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sally J. - Complete
Black Doctor by mapplepie reviews
TGG. Ghost Sherlock watched as the paramedics pronounced him dead. John however, confident as ever, clung tightly onto his limp, pale body, and insistently denied it. Necromancer!John
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 141 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Traceur by Val-Creative reviews
Wally enjoys running. The internet enjoys watching. /A scoop of DickxWally mixed in with a lost writing prompt.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/12/2011 - [Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin] Artemis C./Artemis, Megan M./Miss Martian - Complete
Harrytionary by mapplepie reviews
If you have fame, use it. And if you want to write a Harry-tionary, why not? It's not like Hermione's lecturing can stop you. How else will people learn words like 'Dumble-licious?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Brothers by foreverandnow reviews
Teddy hates James Sirius Potter. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Carpe Diem by rslhilson reviews
House uncovers buried secrets in Wilson's - AKA Neil Perry's - past. House/DPS crossover with House/Wilson est. and references to Neil/Todd - see author's note for details.
Crossover - Dead Poets Society & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Neil P., J. Wilson - Complete
Crabbe and Goyle Discover Arts and Culture by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Crabbe and Goyle finally take McGonagall's advice- a bit too literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
Those Legs! That Butt! by Takebuo Ishimatsu reviews
So, Wally's a runner, right? So, he's gotta have fantastic legs and a butt that just *is*, right? Well, someone's gotta notice sooner or later. Wally was hoping for later. Written for a prompt in yj anon meme. No pairings.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 4,165 - Follows: 3,333 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 445 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Master of Death by Hazel Sage reviews
One-shot. After coming home from their Aunt Luna's house, the three Potter children learn about the Deathly Hallows and discover a shocking truth about their father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Fight for the Children by Hazel Sage reviews
One-shot. Harry gets hurt in the line of duty and Albus finally realizes just what being an Auror means. Father-son bonding
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 411 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
That Potter Boy by BadgerInMySoup reviews
For six summers, Lily's parents hear all about that Potter boy. Then comes the seventh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 269 - Published: 11/26/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 5,489 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Turn by potato4 reviews
"I'll call it... SPBFW!" "Bless you."/ "I thought you were taking us to dinner, not a bloody Hogwarts reunion!"/ "YOU KILLED NEMO!"/ It's Hermione turn to pick where the Trio goes to dinner, and she picks a fancy restaurant. Funny parody fic. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Heaven and Hell Klatch by Jedipati reviews
Heaven's newest archangel finds out that Hell can contact Heaven- when the new Lord of Hell demands to speak with whoever's in charge. Prequel to Lunch with Heaven and Hell and a Mechanic
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 565 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 4,917 - Follows: 1,312 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
A Gritty Reboot by FoxboroSalts reviews
A surprising discovery leads Harry to question the fine line between normality and the supernatural. Drawing inspiration from the generation's brightest minds, he seeks to answer the proverbial question. Is he a mutant or some sort of humanoid alien? Status: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,150 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 249 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Cock and Bull Tale by ValorOrgulloso reviews
In an attempt to find out Harry's Animagus form, Harry, Ron, and Hermione discover something to squawk about. Warning: twisted weirdness awaits, chicken!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Battle of Evermore by Jukebox Hound reviews
Dean should’ve known that in a battle of wits over his soul, Lilith would lose to someone who’d actually wanted to be a lawyer. Oneshot, gen.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Just Harry by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
The FF world is stuffed full of fantasy Harrys. What will fourteen of them do now though when they've been sent to the 'cannon world' to learn from the REAL Harry? Will Gay!Harry go straight? Will Dark!Harry go good? Will Super!Harry ever lose a duel?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Love Songs With Crabbe and Goyle by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Crabbe and Goyle both find themselves in love with the same girl. The quickest way to a girl's heart is through a love song, right? Will they ever win her affection?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
The Elite by Adari reviews
Why did Harry Potter nod in greeting to Draco Malfoy when he saw the man on the platform 19 years later? Ron and Hermione were clearly not on such terms with the man. What secret did the two men share from even their own families?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 200 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twenty Jokes By Percy Weasley by NectarAndAmbrosia reviews
One day, Percy takes it into his head to jot down the humorous things he comes up with and store them for future use. Prepare to be blown away by his sheer funnyness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Percy W. - Complete
Rhetorical Questions by Moonlite Knight reviews
Juliet asks Artemis some rhetorical questions. Artemis responds in his own unique manner. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Juliet B., Artemis F. - Complete
Womanly Wiles by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
A Valentine's Day potion goes disastrously wrong, leaving Sirius with pink hair, Peter two feet tall, and James... well, about James... Pure crack, involving genderbending, gratitous hair angst, and a good dollop of WTF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Crabbe and Goyle Discover Poetry by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
While bored in class one day, Crabbe and Goyle decide to write poetry. Bask in the glory of their literary genius!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Vincent C., Gregory G. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 2,987 - Follows: 701 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by BajaB reviews
Auror Ron misjudges a situation - badly. M Rating for implied sexual situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
A Brother's Love by LoquaciousGirl reviews
He became a Death Eater, to be a spy, to help stop Voldemort, for Sirius. He was drinking this disgusting, evil, liquid for Sirius. He was reliving his worst memories, for Sirius. Because Sirius was the only one who had ever loved him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 185 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 394 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 148 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 4,483 - Follows: 2,369 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 3,290 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 5,365 - Follows: 1,091 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter Buys Life Insurance by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Harry, I regret to inform you that you are the final Horcrux of Voldemort. Do you realize what this means?” Harry slowly nodded. “Time to buy life insurance.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P.
25 Things Hp Characters Will Never Say by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Pretty much what the title says. Just some randomness done by me and my friend! Rated T for some lanuage!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 294 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Problem with the Sorting Hat by P.E.E.V.S.Y reviews
Albus is waiting to be sorted with his cousin. He, like the rest of the first years, is nervous. However, once it's his turn to be sorted, things start to get out of hand. Especially as he seems to have some problems with the sorting hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 3,801 - Follows: 1,353 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
A Very Harry Awkward Date Scenario by Schnickledooger reviews
Companion piece to A Very Harry Grocery Scenario. AU.Harry is on his first date ever and everything is going perfectly. Except for the paranoid stalking of his overprotective father and his two partners in crime, Sirius and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Hedwig, I Don't Think We're At Hogwarts Anymore by PotentialDarkWizard reviews
What does it mean when a twister hits Hogwarts? That it's time for a Wizard of Oz parody of course! A humourous tale in which Harry finds himself somewhere over the rainbow, and though everyone looks familiar, no one is who they seem!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,710 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Walk in my shoes by SSC reviews
Harry Potter is stuck in the body of our favorite Dark Lord. Voldemort becomes the BoyWhoLived. Will they manage to live eachother's lives until a solution is found? Ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Very Harry Grocery Scenario by Schnickledooger reviews
Gift to krazi little aus. AU. James survived that tragic night and is very overprotective of his only son. Not to mention obsessive, compulsive and extremely paranoid. Poor Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 184 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 641 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 390 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
About Last Night by Darko28 reviews
“It's lovely that you want me as a member,” Harry interrupted Voldemort. “But there’s been a bit of a mixup. I didn’t really mean to join the Death Eaters. I was a little tipsy last night and boys will be boys, you know? Humor, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 387 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Growing Pains by The Kitty-kitty reviews
When Sirius finds his hair is falling out, one of his worst nightmares, the Order gather round to offer advice - or drive him up the wall. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Legacy of the Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to Sort the most...marauding generation yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/27/2004
Intelligent Conversations by Backroads reviews
What Crabbe and Goyle talk about when no one is around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
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Year of the Serpent reviews
When Harry Potter receives his Hogwarts letter, a lifetime full of memories come crashing back to him. His past life. A life where he was known as Salazar Slytherin. Salazar!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,944 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014
Mendacium reviews
At 11, Percy Jackson receives his Hogwarts letter and discovers who his grandfather on his mom's side is. Voldemort. After befriending Harry Potter, Percy must try to keep his family a secret. What could have happened if Percy were both a wizard and a demigod. AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014
One Bald Percy reviews
In which the Hephaestus cabin decides that taking their savior's hair for a cloning experiment is a good idea. Crack fic. AU, because Percy has hair in the Heroes of Olympus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Percy J., Jake M. - Complete