The-Textbook-Answerhide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho. The year is 2009 ...what? If I wrote as much as I read my fingers would break. I do plan to write more. My current obsession(a term I don't use lightly) is Heroes. I love everything Petrelli. As far as I'm concerned, Adrian and Milo are brothers; they are too good. Qoutes: "You're never going to figure out who you are if you never sit down and talk to yourself." -Me. "He's not exactly the brightest crayon in the tool shed."- Me. "I love the way they people dance...they look like monkeys. We haven't evolved at all." -Me.(Watching the Souljia Boy Video) "Skydiving?! Isn't that dangerous." "Make sure to check that frying oil with your face." -Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore Girls). "Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal." -Demetri Martin. Facts of Life: "The best phone calls are made on the toilet." "A hungry man is an angry man." "Wit is educated insolence." "Money is the root of all evil." "Pigs can digest human bones. They can eat a fully grown human in about 3 days." "Behind ever war is a son of a man named David." "God gave you your life to do with as you please. Do not blame him for what you did with it." Punctuation is Key: In a literary collage course, a professor wrote the following on the board and asked a student to punctuate it correctly: "A woman without her man is nothing." The student, decidedly male, went to the board and punctuated it as such: "A woman, without her man, in nothing." The female population of the class was irate. One girl stood up and walked to the board. An eraser here, a mark there, and the sentence spoke it's true meaning: "A woman: without her, man is nothing." Link to the song on Chapter 4 of Perverted Songs as Sung by Kurama = http:///sl/bestfriends/" target="new"http:///sl/bestfriends/ |
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My Choices by A.Z-JusticE reviews
SasuxSakuX...It's been almost 10 years - I will let you decide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,759 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Sakura H.
Fire and Ice by Polly reviews
When a freak accident puts Jess' life in jeopardy, Luke is unaware that this is going to prove to be the least of their problems. Jess and Luke centric - set in Season 2. Chapter 27 now up.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 139,250 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Jess M., Luke D. - Complete
Deleted Scenes by Katzztar reviews
EDITED 10/2011 We all know what happened in the series, right? WRONG! Several people went out of their way to delete some scenes they thought were too embarassing to be seen. Now I got my paws on them to show everyone!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,906 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 6/24/2004 - K. Kuwabara, Kurama M.
Being Jess Mariano by Nikki1 reviews
Heroes/Gilmore Girls Crossover! When Nathan Petrelli needs a safe place to stash his targeted younger brother he seeks the aid of his long time friend Luke Danes. Witness protection Stars Hallow style.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,386 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Jess M., Rory G.
Ships In the Night by Nikki1 reviews
AU Cataloging the life and events of Peter Petrelli as he interacts with family, friends and oddly familiar strangers.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,867 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Peter P., Nathan P.
Open Wounds by zookitty reviews
Tag for Duels. They say your life flashes before your eyes before you die. Peter hoped it was true.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Peter P., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by Nikki1 reviews
Chronicling the downward spiral of relations between our Petrelli brothers, from their last scene in Villans to the latest episdoe 2/9/09 . *Final chapter* During the standoff in Trust and Blood, what if HRG hadn't been behind the gun pointed at Peter?
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Nathan P., Peter P. - Complete
Trifecta by zookitty reviews
For Val. AU. A brutal car crash robs the 3 Petrelli brothers--Peter, Gabriel and Nathan--it takes something from Peter as well. But as the Eclipse approaches on Christmas day there may be more than grief to deal with.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Peter P.
Aud Lang Syne by zookitty reviews
Gabriel stares as Peter's voice joins the chant. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Happy New Year!
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Peter P. - Complete
Remember by Seductive Venus reviews
Uchiha Sakura has to help her husband recover his memories after he got amnesia. It's hard when she has to be careful about the memories she has to reveal to him. Will her love for him prevail? -SasukexSakura-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,321 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Turkey for Peter by GreenLeoFiend reviews
Thanksgiving Heroes Drabble consisting of the Petrellis at the dinner table.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Peter P. - Complete
Three Times Nathan Didn't Become A Brother by Cadence reviews
How in the world could Nathan not know he has another brother out there?
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Nathan P. - Complete
London Calling by williz reviews
Modern WillElizabeth and AU. Will and Elizabeth are lovers in modern London. This documents their relationship and mixes in some good, old fashioned humor. Kick back and enjoy with some sparkling cider!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 148,652 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Will T., Elizabeth S.
Picture Book by BluPhnix reviews
Pre the reunion scene in AWE. Elizabeth Young William have a nice evening on the beach and Elizabeth shares a little story with him...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Elizabeth S., William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
Watching the Watchers by Polly reviews
Jess-centric, set in Season 2. As Luke struggles to bond with his nephew, Jess' resurfacing past may cause more of a danger than either one realises. Chapter 6 up!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,433 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Jess M., Luke D. - Complete
Eighth Grade History by Nikki1 reviews
Our heroes are growing up with their abilities active from a young age in a society that is accepting of their differences...and 13 year old fly boy Nathan Petrelli has to go to school. a prologue. chapter three is up!
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,202 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Nathan P. - Complete
Story Hour 101 by origamifrog23 reviews
Nathan accompanies his little brother to story time at the library. Neither one of them is happy about the arrangement.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Peter P., Nathan P. - Complete
The Queue by Polly reviews
Oh dear. Peter's been given permission to innocently experiment on the general populace of New York. They don't know WHAT they're in for and neither does his long-suffering brother. Epilogue is up!
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,720 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Peter P., Nathan P. - Complete
Fourteen Days by Polly reviews
Ever wondered what might have happened if Nathan HAD managed to have his little brother declared mentally unwell, all for his own good? Knowing the Petrellis, only a world of new problems and angst… COMPLETE!
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,114 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Peter P., Nathan P. - Complete
Things I learnt from AWE by alyssialui reviews
WARNING: SPOILERS! If you dont care about spoilers, then read
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,271 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Tattoos by mypiratecat1 reviews
PostAWE. TWO CHAPTERS, COMPLETE. WE, of course. Sailors remember events in their lives by tattooing them upon their bodies.... a conversation between Jack, William and Elizabeth on the deck of the Pearl during a hot Caribbean day, and in Tortuga, later
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007
Kookaburra sits in the Old Rum tree: : by schmo reviews
Jack is sitting on a deserted island, and sings about the one thing he cannot live without.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Land Legs by mypiratecat1 reviews
PostAWE. Humorous ONE SHOT, Complete. Jack helps Will to finally set foot upon land after the curse is lifted.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Five Reasons for Love by yogurtpo3 reviews
Why does Nathan love Peter? Here are five reasons...Nathan and Peter Petrelli background fic. Rated only to be safe!
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Peter P., Nathan P.
After the Fall by blue-eyed-shuichi reviews
They thought it was over. That the battle was won. But it was merely the beginning. Yusuke and friends are being stalked by a killer that can't be detected and seems to have a personal interest in destroying what they hold most dear. Big focus on KB
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 466,709 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Kurama M., Botan - Complete
A Change of Heart by Slytherin Prince reviews
Sakura had a change of heart. Since Sasuke don't like her, she given him up and put all of her attention on practicing and making herself strong. It hurts to be weak. But she doesn't know that this change might catch some unexpected attention.. NejSakSas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,445 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Complete
Will and Elizabeth by Romen reviews
The story of Will and Elizabeth’s youth up from the point that she takes the medallion off of his neck. CHAP. 23 is HERE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,465 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 2/11/2005
The Curse of the White Sword by Jocelyn reviews
Will and Elizabeth's wedding plans are thrown off by a new curse on the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and the the Black Pearl run into old friends, famous pirates, a mysterious sword, and battle the sea itself! Just in time for the movie come out: COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,456 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Complete
Lost by OThoress reviews
It's been years since Sakura fled from her unhappy wedding with Sasuke. Now that she's returning with the fruit of their relationship, how will things turn out? And will Sasuke ever be honest to his feelings towards them? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,033 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 5/30/2004
What Is and What Will Never Be by A Bit Closer Johnny reviews
The sequel to 'There'll be no livin' with her after this'. Elizabeth & Will are blissfully happy, so much so, that they are unaware of what's going on. Is Commodore Norrington disturbed? Are Jack and Jade ready to commit? Will trust become an issue?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,506 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Complete
Seven Days by Pen Against Sword reviews
Summary: Botan is locked into a room with Hiei during demon mating season. Disclaimer: This fic was written when the author was thirteen, during her first forays into writing. The writing level shows. It's not very good at all.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,425 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Botan, Hiei - Complete
Blood of the Orochimaru by Yuugi-chan reviews
Sakura's parents have been killed by Orochimaru right before her eyes. While the group accompianed by Ino stay in the woods for a week of survival training, Sasuke tries to find out what Orochimaru's plan is while staying alive. SasukexSakura [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,089 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Save the Future by lilxyakusokuxX reviews
[COMPLETED] Kurama has a son? When little Negi suddenly appears from the future as Kurama's future son, who's the mother? Will he ever find out? Or will he just go crazy? Kurama x Botan fic!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,955 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Complete
Uchinaru : On The Inside by Aoikami Sarah reviews
Sakura and Inner Sakura, two parts of one girl in conflict. Can they come together to save Sasuke? And is Sasuke also hiding something On The Inside? [Completed]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,642 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
Life after sorrow by Yuugiamethyst reviews
Continuation to Tictoc, life fic. What will happen when Botan and Kuwabara awake from the near death situation? How will they react to being alive again?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005
Tictoc by Yuugiamethyst reviews
Continuation to Sorrows of two beings. Each member of the Tantei had a lot to think on that tragic day… Here are their thoughts… Must read Sorrows of two beings to understand (Better if You read both Botan’s and Kuwabara’s POV’s).
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,266 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005
Botan's Alias Oki Ran by LibraryStar reviews
finished! Botan goes undercover as Oki Ran, a human girl. She must find a key before the demons do. What happens when she runs into the guys? Will Kurama figure out it's her? will he be hurt by her lie? Can she prove that she is useful to the team? BK R&
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,815 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Botan, Kurama M. - Complete
Oh, tastygoodness! by gangling freak reviews
Botan fixes Yusuke, Kurama, Kuwabara and Hiei a special dinner and it ends up with strange results! Read on to find out!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2005
Yu Yu Hakumon by quittakingmyname reviews
It's actually a cross between Pokèmon and YYH! Where DO these ideas come from? keep in mind that it's more about PKM! DISCONTINUED, but maybe continued later...doubt ut since my story is in a notebook that's in another state. ."
Crossover - Pokémon & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004
Yukina Finds Out by titangirl161 reviews
What happens when yukina lears that Hiei is her brother? Worse, how will Hiei react? What'll happen to Yusuke?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,895 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004
My Confession by LordLanceahlot reviews
One-Shot, An ElizabethWill fiction Based on the song "My Confession" by Josh Groban
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2003 - Complete
Yu Yu Hakusho: Answering Machine Messages by DarkSapphireFire reviews
What happens when the whole gang gets answering machines? I dared to find out! CHAPTER 8 IS UP
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,124 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/11/2003 - Published: 5/5/2003
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Perverted songs as sung by Kurama reviews
Just as the title says. Kurama sings perverted song and everyone is listening. NEW CHAPTER!CHAPTER 4 IS UP!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 1/1/2005