Starts with Harry's journey to confront Voldemort after the Battle of Hogwarts. The difference is, he doesnt go alone. In King's Cross, Harry finds out that he has been manipulated by many people in his life. But now, he has the chance to go back.

Harry was abandoned in London at the age of six by his Uncle Vernon. He manages to find his way to Diagon Alley, and while there becomes friends with Daphne Greengrass. Watch as their lives become intertwined, and their destinies unfold.

Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel

Severus Snape confronts Harry Potter about being visited by Lily Potter's ghost. Warning: slash, character rape, character death, Ginny bashing. Warning: Magically forced rape.

Takes place season 7 episode 1: Penny and Sheldon call Leonard and find out he's cheating on her. Penny gets upset and shuts herself away. What's Sheldon going to do? Shenny

Bella is too serious and her BFF Jake takes her to Vegas to celebrate a milestone in her life. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas right? Wrong! A contest entry for the Public Lovin' Contest, now continued into a full story.

A mistake almost costs Joey everything he's ever cared about, but could it also give him everything he's ever wanted enough to say no? Joey/Rachel Now completed (finally)!

Harry leaves Britain after the Final Battle without telling anyone; taking with him Teddy and someone else. After ten years he is ready to return along with the family he made for himself. Secrets will be revealed, new will be bonds formed while others may break forever... Warning contains Slash, don't like don't read.

After the dementor attack, Harry collapses. He wakes up in Gringotts where he finds out many truths. His magic was bound, he's a lord of five houses and he's a kitsune. He will need his mates to ground him, two of them! Submissive, powerful! Harry. Slash. Character bashing. Fifth year. non canon

What if the Sorting Hat had a cold the night of Harry’s sorting?

When Harry is eight he wins a camera and begins to photograph the neglect and abuse he suffers. He flips the tables on the Durselys blackmailing them into treating him reasonably. Harry is very perceptive and anyone will have a hard time trying to manipulate him. Smart!Manipulative!Grey!Slytherin!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, some Weasley and Dumbles bashing. BEING REWRITTEN

Harry is entered into the Tri-Wiz tournament and his response is Oh Hell No!,

Word travels fast in Hogwarts and everyone seems to like a good rumour, yet nobody anticipated that one day, every nasty story would be revealed.

When Penny wakes up in Vegas with Sheldon passed out in bed next to her, she thinks the only way they can stay friends is if he never finds out what she's done. What she doesn't realize is that he also has a secret of his own. AU from season 4, episode 6. *Shenny*

Abandoned!

When Harry, Ron, and Hermione took the Polyjuice potion in 2nd year they never dreamed that it would uncover a lie that Lily Potter worked hard to hide. With the truth comes a new life for Harry because it brings him a whole new family. Or at the very least, a new father. Join Harry as life as he knows it is turned upside down. WARNINGS! Eventual OC for Sev.

Harry Potter is ignored and abandoned because his brother is the "Chosen One". Instead of fading into oblivion, he is rescued by none other than Lord Voldemort himself. A couple years later, and the Dark Side has a new secret weapon: Hadrian "Harry" Riddle, heir to the Dark Lord. Part one of the Dark Prince Series. Years 1&2. COMPLETE. SEQUEL UP.

What if Harry didn't bump into the Weasleys at Kings Cross on his first day? What if he met another family? A family that knew his parents. This simple encounter will set him on a different path including new friends and new ambitions. Includes: Slytherin!Harry, Good!Dumbledore, Conflicted!Snape, & Supportive!Remus. Future HP/DG & HG/TN. Years 1-2. Complete! The Sequel is posted.

Penny thinks there couldn't be anything weirder than Sheldon asking to go along on her ski trip. Little does she know this is the weekend that will change everything between them. AU from mid-season 2. *Shenny*

After being attacked by Greyback and Fleur leaves him Bill refuses to leave his room. Harry however refuses to allow him to mope, as they spend time together feelings develop between them.

The night Lord Voldemort killed Harry's parents a piece of his soul latched onto Harry's and merged with it. Now Harry has fifty years of memories from the darkest wizard of all times. How will Harry grow up with all the knowledge and powers that lord Voldemort once had. Powerful/Multi/Harem/Parseltongue/Smart/Grey-Dark/Animagus/(Sub/Dom)/(Slave-Master)

Three years after the end of the war, Hermione finds that she has been left behind by her closest friends. Hurt , she decides to make some big changes in her life and start afresh. AU obviously, as Remus, Tonks and Sirius are very much alive. RLNT, eventual HGSB. RUNNER UP IN THE 2016 MARAUDERS MEDALS AWARDS

AU 3x01. Sheldon is always working and when he is with Penny and the guys he isn't there. Penny has decided that enough is enough and she's going to get to the bottom of this. No matter what. It may have to become Junior Rodeo time.

This is another of those "How it Might've Gone" type of stories. The plunnie that dropped it off in my head came by after I read the first chapter of Bobmin356's story "The Queen Who Fell to Earth", but in this one Harry does die because of the dragon. This story is about what happened later that day.

Some fun with Shenny. A quick fluffy story to tide y'all over for a bit. Enjoy.

Sheldon and Amy were right in the middle of their 'living arrangement experiment' when dark forces intervened. (This is a Shenny story written for HQs Halloween Challenge).

Sheldon uses his knowledge to become an illusionist and Penny wants to be his assistant. But one person has a problem with that... (The story follows the '100 Ways to Kill a Doctor' rules - Shenny and character death).

There once was a dragoness, an orphan and the scorned of family that wished for someone to love them. And in a flash that wish was granted. SLASH HP/CW DM/BW Dumbledore bashing

Penny and Sheldon and a closet and hiding... oh my!

ON HIATUS- The Potters had it all: great jobs, wonderful friends, and the perfect family: their son, the Boy-Who-Lived, and a beautiful daughter. When 6 yr old Callista is taken during a Death Eater raid, their world is shattered. 11 yrs later, James and Sirius are sent to investigate a brothel in Knockturn Alley only to meet a girl with familiar eyes and a mysterious past.

While reading your favorite books, you get sucked into Twilight as Bella Swan. You decide that you are going to rewrite this story the way you think it should have been written. AU, Bella/Emmett

Barney meets an escort who slowly but surely changes his life. COMPLETED!

As if rebuilding the planet isn't hard enough, let's add in wild animals, jilted lovers, and a drunk jackass. Fucking perfect! AU, Sheldon/Penny/Bernadette Inspired by Risknight. More info inside. Enjoy!

Penny finds out what the guys really did to Sheldon's career. she tells Bernadette and now Leonard and Howard are in hot water. Shenny Bernadette/OC Hamy,Howard/Amy.

Raj has connections and he's decided its time he used them. The rest of the weekend, that was a surprise even to him.

Ziggy finally chooses Tegan.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after the Department of Mysteries fight. Fed up with being controlled by Dumbledore, Harry, with the help of his secret friend, Daphne Greengrass, run away. Together, they learn about the betrayal of Harry's so-called friends and prepare to take on the war. ArthurShade will be continuing this story.

His godfather is dead and Harry decides that it's time to cut the strings from the old twinkle eyed puppeteer, start revealing his secrets and live his life as he wanted to. There's a new star in the Black tapestry. Independent! Smart! Powerful! Harry - Character bashing- slash-

YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.

NON-CANON One-Shot. Harry and Voldy are killed in the final battle and Harry's will is to be read. UPDATED: 10/16/14

First story to graduate from The Warren. Alt. 5th year. Voldemort is truly dead and Umbridge is not a problem. The Slytherin Quidditch match is upcoming and the regular Gryffindor Keeper is sick. Ron is not much of a replacement, but Harry has a better idea. H/Hr

In the summer prior to fifth year, Andromeda Tonks finds out her daughter Nymphadora has set her sights on Remus Lupin. She's not happy with this, and tricks Tonks into going for Harry Potter instead. What starts out as a way to "get back" at her parents, turns into an uncommon romance... Canon until the start of Book 5 'Order of the Phoenix', mild lemons. / No updates, on hold.

Penny doesn't like the direction her life is headed so she decides to make some changes, starting with her relationship with Leonard. The backlash is something she wasn't expecting but the end results will help her find all the things in life she always wanted and more. AU, Shenny

When Sirius Black was heading to his first year at Hogwarts, he was the first out of his family to run through the barrier, but how much would the wizarding world have change if he wasn't? How much can one seemingly insignificant action change the wizarding world? Well, we're about to find out...and it all started with a muggle losing his keys...

After catching Leonard cheating on her with Priya, Penny begins to see Sheldon in a new light. The only problem is, he is with Amy and there's no way he would ever return her affections... or could he?

When Penny discovers a startling secret about Sheldon, she realizes that she is only one who can help him in a time of crisis. Warning: major character death... and weirdness.

'Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them' - sometimes literally so. A Harry Potter 'Groundhog Day' story.

A lab accident leaves Sheldon with the ability to read minds. Is this a gift or a curse? What Women Want AU

It's Dec.30 2013 a new year is about to begin. Penny has some exciting news about her career that Sheldon already knows. How will her boyfriend Leonard react?

Sheldon has always said that Penny and Leonard's relationship was a mistake. How will he react when he learns that Leonard couldn't accept Penny's proposal? *Shenny*

Grayson's POV for the Christmas Special; why he auditioned, his thoughts throughout the audition and performance process (including why he kissed Stephen instead of hugging him) and what happens next for their relationship!

Penny is tired of being a prop in Leonard's and Amy's efforts to reframe their sad pasts. Not a Shenny tale per se, but Shamy and Lenny acolytes will not be happy with this story. Be warned. This is primarily Penny's story, though others appear.

What tricks and what 'treats' will occur when Form K have a special Halloween sleepover. Yes, I am aware that I am now even later than before, but hey! Disclaimer: I don't own Bad Eduaction. Enjoy!

Stephen sees Frank watching him during his Gender Equality Assembly and confronts him about it. Warning: the second chapter ended up a tiny bit darker with reference to parental abuse, but most of it is lighter and fluffier. Enjoy!

If you know what I mean ;) What will happen when Form K visit the Live Action Maze at Thorpe Park for Halloween?

Stephen desperately needs a fake boyfriend asap for a dance class social. However, what on earth will happen when he realises the only suitable candidate is Frank Grayson? Graymichael short fic. Because I love it so.

I'm such a sucker for Halloween. Penny goes on a trip every 29 days. Sheldon wants to know where she goes and why.

Just a little oneshot drabbly thing focusing on the Trust Exercise scene in the Christmas special from graymichael's POV. Enjoy!

The infamous 'hug' from Stephen's POV. Just a cute little graymichael oneshot focusing on a section of the canon storyline from Bad Education. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Enjoy.

Short stories set in alternate universes about how Sheldon and Penny come together.

Graymichael. Just another fluffy oneshot. Frank holds an umbrella for a thankful Stephen. Because I just ship it so much. Disclaimer: I don't own. Enjoy. Apologise if OOC/not very good - written quite late in a whirl of feels.

Graymichael - just a short, fluffy oneshot about Stephen in Frank's t-shirt - what it says on the tin pretty much. Don't own anything. Enjoy.

Grayson stumbles upon an unfortunate scene involving a certain someone from Special K. Will he leave it be or can he be a hero? Graymichael Bad Education. Boy/boy. Because there's just not enough Stephen and Frank in the world. A little OOC but I tried. Alternate ending second chapter.

Penny's on her way to a Halloween party, but first, she needs a little help with her costume.

Sheldon's new office is almost perfect. There's the little matter of the ghost who wants him out, but other than that, it's great.

Sheldon has a secret. He'd tell you what it is, but then he'd have to kill you.

In 'The Habitation Configuration' Sheldon told Penny that it took Leonard to make him like her. So what would happen if Leonard didn't move into apartment 4A before the Pilot episode?

Five years ago Penny left Sheldon with their new born child, she went looking for fame and fortune as she was not ready to be a mother. Now five years of success and regret. Penny is looking to mend the relationship she broke and regain her family. There stands one little problem her five year old daughter Anna, who does not love her mother because she abandoned her so long ago.

Penny and Sheldon face their feelings for each other amidst blue parrots, mini golf and a wayward rowboat.

Harry Potter has a plan. A plan that will allow him to deal with Voldemort, Dumbledore, and everyone else who wants to rule his life.

Penny gets a new tattoo and Sheldon has a difficult time figuring out what it is.

Nothing can escape unnoticed in a game of "I Never..." or so Penny and Sheldon find out. I do not own TBBT nor its characters. Shenny. T for language. I also am sad to say I make no money from the posting of this story. Sigh.

Sheldon returns to Pasadena after a summer away. He's ready to make some dramatic changes in his life and at least one person won't be happy about those changes. While not a Shenny story per se, this is certainly not a "Happily Shamy After" fantasy.

Penny asks the guys a question that leads to some outlandish ideas.

Penny, Sheldon, Bernadette, Raj and Cinnamon celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day the best way they know how.

Harry gets turned into a snake and makes his way to Tom Riddle, who cares for him. Harry finds himself falling in love, but doesn't want to change back in fear that Tom will hate him. He does turn back accidentally, to find that Tom really does love him. TR/HP slashy goodness!

Sheldon, Penny, a couple of towels and the meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything.

Harry is in so much pain at the end of the summer, the 17 year old has no idea what to do. An overwhelming need is taking over his body, but a need for what? Harry just might find his answer when he seeks help from the Weasley's, where a certain dragon tamer is home for a visit...

Some investigations in the true performance of his classmates starts Harry on a different path. After all, he was really curious what reason his best female friend could have to try so hard to make people believe that she was the smartest witch. No pairings

Another Harry/Susan one shot. I'm sure the title doesn't give it all away.

A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.

Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year

A prank is taken too far and brings Penny and Sheldon a little too close for, anyone but theirs, comfort. A story for Darkly Dreaming

NonCanon! Starts in 2030. EWE. Harry removes all remnants of the Death Eaters to avenge his friends who were killed off systematically and viciously. Time travel: Harry goes back to fix things during the time he was in school and to prevent many horrible events from happening. Grey!Harry. {Will undergo editing to deal with plot holes, etc.} (Revised thru Ch 12)

Sheldon crossed a line when he hung Penny's underwear on a telephone line. Now he has to find a way to make amends.

Sheldon receives some help from an unexpected source.

This is a continuation of substitutingrealitywithmyown's one shot, Limbo. During the search for the Horcruxes, Harry and Hermione are betrayed by Ron and Harry is killed. He winds up in Limbo, but instead of Dumbledore, he meets his parents and Sirius. He considers staying, but they tell him he has a chance to change things. Harry returns to his fourth year...

Hermione looked at her best friend as she died."I love you Harry forever and always" she whispered and then her eyes went glassy. Okay thats a sneak peek. Hermione loved Harry and him the same but neither ever said anything. Hermione dies from her injuries shortly after the final battle ends. How far will Harry go to save her.

It is time for the Marauders and their friends' annual game of Bed, Wed, Dead and Truth or Dare! Except this year it's going to be more intense, unique and well... Marauder like. Get ready for the Games! (courtesy of the Marauders)

Howard's childhood friend has moved back to Pasadena suddenly, and she's only got eyes for a certain clueless physicist.

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

When harry gets a letter from Gringotts her whole life is turned upside down. Dumbledores been paying her friends. Snapes her father. After a resorting into Slytherin Harry finds her true friends. RW/HG/AD bashing. Fem Harry. Will be eventual HP/DM Occurs during sixth year. Draco Malfoy isnt a death eater yet. Sirus is dead. Sorry about the terrible Summary.

Harry is actually dark in disguise, but now that mostly everybody turned against him, he can show everybody who he truly is! I know not a very good summary ... I really suck at them.

It's Gonna End With You Eating Me, Isn't It?

Five years after the events of The Dancing Diversion Penny and her daughter Cyndee vanish. Ten years later a stranger appears at Nora's door. Her old friend needs her help. What will she do? What will Sheldon do? Hardly any Leonard. Shenny if they're lucky.

Howard is one icky little dude. But underneath that creepy candy coating lies the heart of a lion. Well, a little lion. More of a cub, really.

Sirius is tired of being trapped as a known fugitive and Harry being pawned around, and decides to take the war into his own hands. Features shrewd Sirius and powerful allies (so to speak). Bear in mind I have an incredibly short attention span and memory and may have many plotholes in the story, so it is by no means perfect. Fifth year post-Christmas AU.

Penny suddenly finds herself with three very smart babies. Thanks to Rene who contributed a little of this story.

Unhappy with the choices he has made in his life, Sheldon resigns to live out the rest of his days mourning the loss of never telling Penny how he felt about her before he lost her to Leonard. If only he could do it all over. It looks like he may just get that chance. Will Sheldon seize his second chance at love?

"Meet me tomorrow; same time, same place." Rated M. No summary; just read it!

It begins with a typical argument. It ends the way too many arguments usually do. It begins as Lenny and ends with a hint of Shenny. This is now a multi-part story. If you believe that Leonard Hofstadter is the perfect male specimen this is not the story for you.

Joey thinks he might be falling for Chandler, but that puts him in a hard place because he doesn't want to risk ruining their great friendship. Plus, Chandler would never feel the same, could he?

Harry is wrongly convicted and sent to Azkaban. This is not a story about what he does when he gets out, but what he does while he's inside. When the world no longer matters, will Harry find something new to care about? More details inside. Dark!Powerful!Harry; Harry/Bellatrix/Severus pairing; SEQUEL PENDING

A young Sheldon and Penny are forced to participate in a Pen Pal exchange. Is it fate or just dumb luck that has them find each other? In this story they are the same age!

Penny can no longer take the anger, pain and unhappiness that is her life. So, she makes some big changes, starting with her circle of friends.

A terrible turn of events gives Sheldon a new perspective on his life. Will he have the courage to grasp at a chance for true love?

This isn't your typical sappy Valentine's Day story. In fact, this one is kind of ...logical. Enjoy!

"POTTER!" Harry whirled around at the sound of his voice and saw Draco running towards him shoving his wand into Harry's hand. Narcissa must have noticed Draco's wand when she examined Harry and taken it back to Draco when he crossed over. Harry looked up at Draco then noticed a slight moving behind him—and then Lucius Malfoy fainted.

"I Distract You From Noticing We Don't Wear Gloves"

This one is for Rene, who has FINALLY came back to us. Sheldon has noticed that Penny isn't acting like he expects. What has happened to bring about the changes he see?

A little one shot of fun competitiveness between our favorite characters in honor of the upcoming Super Bowl Weekend. Rated T but your imagination can take it to M if it so desires. Let the game begin!

A bit early, but still... Sheldon finds Valentine's Day horribly redundant (and don't we all) but one event can thaw out the coldest of hearts.

Per Season 7, Episode 1, while Leonard was away on the North Sea expedition, he proudly showed a youtube video of a nude scene Penny had done for the never-released film Serial Apist to his shipmates. This is what happens when Penny finds out about it. This is now a multi-chapter story and a Shenny tale. Please note that the rating is now M, primarily for language.

Neville gets a visit from an old housemate who is very distressed about something in the Daily Prophet. Unfortunately for Ginny, for once the Prophet has gotten it right. Inspired by, but not taken from, Seel'vor's classic 'Lily versus Ginny' story, this story references Harmony (HHr) though neither one appears in the story.

Fluffy Shenny smut. Because sometimes I just want them to get together... so there. May be slightly OOC. Read at your own risk, and don't flame.

Our favorite witch, held captive, chained by fearsome manacles. A crazy captor. Harry nowhere to be seen. The traditional damsel cliché? Didn't he already do that? Maybe... Read on and maybe you'll be amused.

An AU tale. Our four young scientists are still friends. They just haven't met Penny. Yet. Howard and Bernadette are about to get married and Raj has arranged a bachelor party. Things take off from there. This is a Shenny story with some mature themes and language. Some occasional OOC behavior. Please note that the rating has been changed from T to M.

Harry is surprised by a late night visit by Hermione when he chooses to stay alone at Grimmauld Place. She quickly makes herself home as they chat over tea and Harry can't help notice how much their relationship has changed as Hermione gets really comfortable with him. And was she wearing a skirt or a pair of shorts underneath her top? She couldn't be wearing only her underwear...

The story of how Joey and Rachel's relationship actually began and didn't end with her slaps. A different take on 'The One With Ross's Tan' where Rachel and Joey stay together

The bonds that hold these friends together are unraveling. Will they find a way to keep the group together, or is it too late?

Oneshot, absurd, ridiculous story. Harry has to have sex to defeat Voldemort (to be fair, I already said it's absurd and ridiculous) and the adults in his life as usual make the decisions. This time Harry stands up for himself. AU

Ever feel like you life is a sitcom? Or a soap opera? Maybe it is. Maybe when you sleep, they show commercials. Sheldon and Penny are about to find out what it's like to be on the small screen.

Sheldon cut everyone out of his life after everything he had worked for, dreamed of or stood for was destroyed by his friends two years ago. When he learns that Penny has been hospitalized, he drops everything to return to Pasadena and help her. There's just one problem. Penny hates him.

The story of Leonard Hofstader's life and what brought him to The Cheesecake Factory parking lot on a Tuesday.

After Bernadette's wedding Penny's life changes. This is a Penny and Sheldon story eventually. It will take awhile to get there.

at age 1 voldemort attacked at age 6 i was abandoned by my family at age 11 my plans for revenge begun after voldemort attacks and harrys brother skylar is named bwl harry is given up to an orphanage but when he gets his hogwarts letter begins to seek revenge on the family that abandoned him. slytherin harry Dumble/weasely/hermione/potter bashing

Penny and Sheldon meet in an alternate universe.

Penny has been back from Nebraska for a couple of months after helping her father out after her mother filed for divorce. She discovers that her life at 2311 N. Los Robles is a new television show and she has nothing to do with it. What can she do? How can her friends help? I've changed the rating from M to T but there is some language.

Hermione is seated between Fred and George, fun ensues. Not intended for young readers. HermionexFredxGeorge

It wasn't a big announcement. There weren't any huge proclamations. No one took out ad space in the paper. Everyone just sort of ...realized it.

Paintball brings out the alpha male in Sheldon Cooper.

If I summarize this story, I give away the surprise. But I think we can all agree that Sheldon shouldn't be allowed to play with chemicals. Ever.

A series of one shots dipicting a universe where Harry is prepared, intelligent and proactive

Despite the title, Ron has very few lines. This story focuses on whom he's trying to marry. Another wedding at the burrow, but something is amiss. Heron fans will not be pleased and do remember I'm a Harmony author.

Harry Potter is living an unhappy life at age 27. He is forced to go on an Auror raid, when the people he saves are not who he thinks. With one last thing in his life broken, he follows through on a plan for Time-travel, back to his past self. Things were not as they once seemed. Slytherin!Harry. Dumbledore and order bashing. No pairing YET. Book one. (The world belongs to Jo!)

HBP AU: Harry finally breaks through the Love Potions and Obliviations, and fights the war without taking prisoners or being lied to by Dumbledore. HP/DG, NL/TD, DM/SB, BZ/HA. Grey!Harry. Selective Weasley Bashing, Hermione Bashing, slight Dumbledore Bashing. Sirius lived, Kingsley died at DoM, Hufflepuff's Cup isn't a horcrux; M due to language/violence. Formerly 50 Shades of Blue

"I would be greatly appreciative if you would consent to becoming my spouse." Sheldon makes Penny an offer she can't refuse.

In a world were Penny and Sheldon grow up together, what will happen when emotions start to intrude on their friendship?

I believe Ron is fairly dense. How dense, you may ask? Well, let's explore that. Also, Hermione is well know for her hugs. What if she was as enthusiastic with kisses? Let's explore that. Actually, let's explore both those topics at the same time. H/Hr

A bump to the head brings out a side of Penny that Sheldon never expected, but finds fascinating. How will this affect everyone around her? WARNING: Death of minor characters, and some sexual situations.

Everyone is stressed out and Penny unveils a grand scheme to get them all to relax a bit.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Just a short drabble. One-shot. Ginny!Bashing, mostly. I just needed something to remind myself that I am actually capable of writing and publishing, even if it is only on a subject that's been done Ad Nauseam. Feel free to ignore it.

An alternative reality in which President Seibert sends Sheldon, Leonard, Howard and Raj on a scientific expedition to the arctic. There's just one catch. He's sending them with a babysitter.

Begins immediately after Leonard and Sheldon's confrontation at Penny's apartment in episode 3.01 the Electric Can Opener Fluctuation. Penny thinks that Sheldon needs revenge for what happened in the Arctic. Who really wants revenge, though-Sheldon, or Penny? Rated M for sexual situations, adult language and concepts, mentions of dubious consent. Not Leonard-friendly.

Now that Penny and Leonard have ended their futile relationship, he can resume re-programming Penny. He is sure he can have her behaving as he sees fit in just a few weeks. And really, it's for her own good.

Will a game of Truth or Dare reveal who your real friends are and who is more than a friend? Only time can tell! Weasley and Dumbledore bashing! Harmony Oneshot...

Harry is a five year old abused boy who lives with his relatives, until one day a big black dog and a brown wolf enter his uncle's house changing his life forever. Follow Harry as he goes to school, makes friends and falls in love while training to face the most powerful Dark Lord alive. GrayHarry. HPHG. SoulBond. Confident/Skilled Harry. Ron/Ginny/Dumbledore bashing.

This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.

Someone has started a prank war. The problem is, no one in the group knows who. Or do they? Can Sheldon find out who is behind it all before things go too far? (Rating is for intimacy in chapter 10.)

Penny works in a brothel. She has a new client who is tall, lanky, super smart, and doesn't like being touched. What's a girl to do? I used the word brothel. I rated it "M". Do I really need to tell you there's smut inside? ;)

After Leonard tries to move in with her, Penny takes a good hard look at her life and doesn't like what she sees. It's time to stop doing the same thing over and over and hoping for a different result. Losing Penny from his life makes Sheldon think about what is truly most important to him.

Penny discovers a very personal, private secret of Sheldon's. When he confronts her about her snooping, she finds out that Sheldon has never had a good experience with intimacy. Penny decides to rectify that. I absolutely earned the rating on this one. Also, my muse is a naughty little fellow. For now this is a 1 shot. But he's doing his best to kick a few ideas around in my head.

Everyone could see it. Except the two people it concerned the most.

An alternate version of Deathly Hallows, diverging from the trio's time at Grimmauld Place. Hermione discovers that the last six years didn't happen exactly as she and Harry remember. H/Hr. Story not abandoned! Here comes the next chapter!

Sheldon misinterprets a conversation between Penny and Raj. His erroneous conclusions bring out a desperation no one expected.

Harry's had it and Hermione receives some startling news.

Apparently I can be as sentimental as the next person. So, for all you wonderful Shenny fans out there, here's a bit of cupid inspired fluff for you.

Short fic: Harry and Dumbledore catch up after the former's son reaches Hogwarts.

Sheldon renews an old conversation with Penny.

AU. Penny's friends Bernadette and Stephanie drag her to Bernadette's boyfriend's concert. (Shenny)

The summer after Harry's fourth year, when he gets to know Charlie.

A jealous queen, some weird dwarves and a demon monkey. What more could you want? Blame the rating on the raccoons.

Penny has a birthday coming up and Sheldon searches for the perfect gift.

Penny and Sheldon are no longer friends. So who will help him when his world suddenly falls apart?

Sheldon wakes up with a tiny little problem. He's a dog. And his human body is laying in an alley in front of him. What's a little Yorkie to do?

Sheldon has won his coveted Nobel. What happens when a freak blizzard strands everyone at the airport? A fluff Shenny.

A bet places Sheldon and the guys in a dance club, on the prowl. A/U where the guys meet Penny under completely different circumstances.

It's been six years since Penny met her guys. She decides to celebrate.

Sheldon discovers a secret Penny has kept hidden from her friends.

After the war, Harry Potter was expected to achieve even grander things. Against everyone's expectations, Harry decided to become a househusband.

When I re-watched The Euclid Alternative, I got bit by a naughty muse. Penny helps Sheldon get rid of the stress brought on by him trying to learn how to drive. Warning! Definitely smutty.

You know that "one lab accident away from being a super villain" theory of Leonard's? What if it happened?

How well do we really know our parents? How many children have ever wondered whether their mother is actually their mother? What if one had a reason to ask and decided to do so? What if he was Harry Potter's son?

Set after a zombie outbreak, Penny and Sheldon deal with the changes in each other, their friends, and in the world. There's no fluffiness here. Sometimes you just figure things out too late.

After a car accident, Penny cannot remember who she is. How will everyone deal with this? An alternate universe where Shenny is alive and well.

Reuploaded as the previous one dissapeared. The Tournament with Harry with a Slytherin Personality. H/Hr. Ron/Gin/Dumbles Bashing. Grammar Checked!

Two weeks after the disastrous Arctic trip, Sheldon discovers a true friend. I hadn't intended to expand on this story, but my hubby gave me a good idea and I just couldn't ignore it.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.

Harry has experienced the strange phenomenon known as Déjà vu his entire life. Now he may just be about to learn the truth when he meets a certain mousy haired Witch.

Neither of them really know what they're doing, but really, who does? / A Sirius/Lily through letters, for annaisadinosaur.

This is another "how it might have gone" type story. What if after the event where Sirius betrayed Moony to Snape nearly getting Snape killed, the Maurders all swore an oath not to ever betray each other ever again and to protect their very unusual pack. What if that oath had been called due in the Shrieking Shack. What will Magic do to the traitor? Possible OOC

Ron's return and the incident with the Horcrux prompts Harry to reconsider their friendship. In the process, he comes to realize there are possibilities he had never considered before.

This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!

WARNING! Do not read this fic. EVER! Gratuitous juvenile crude humour inside. Also bad language, and other sundry naughtiness. Your better off reading something else. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! So don't blame me if you hate it. Further warnings inside. 08/07/2012- The horror is finished. COMPLETE!

No one knew that sweet mild-mannered Neville Longbottom could be so assertive.

What if Penny was born a genius and Sheldon wanted to be an actor? What if they completely switched places... What if? Prompt in profile. Shenny.

Set in a reality where Harry was left to a muggle orphanage as a means of protection before his parents died. However he wasn't there long, he adopted a false name and grew up in much better circumstances. What will happen when he arrives in Britain?

After the final battle things didn't went as Harry had expected. Banned from the Burrow, left by the love of his life and with a baby on the way to care for, what is the BWL to do? Slash! MPREG!

To be a hero wasn't easy. That's simply why he wasn't one. Fred and George were going to love him to his full potential, no matter what. Fred/Harry/George.

Meal time around Ron is never fun. Why hasnt anyone done anything about it? Lets see what happens now... This will be a H/H story in the end.

Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.

My name is Hermione Potter and this is the story of how I with my husband Harry Potter fled our native country Britain and settled in United States of America, to find acceptance, equality and some peace. One Shot, set after second year Basilisk incident

For all of her faults and strengths, Hermione was the only person he could ever unconditionally trust. It had taken all of four words for him to realize that nothing could ever be the same again between them.

Harry and Hermione are livid with their respective ex partners. Weasley bashing.

Written for Jislane. The gang vote in favor of daring Sheldon and Penny to switch roles for a day. When they become aware that they miss what makes them who they are, they realize their attraction for one another. Sheldon/Penny

The arrival of Sheldon's brother George forces him to realise that maybe he's not as immune to the female sex as he had thought. Could Mrs Cooper's dreams finally be coming true? Shenny pairing of course .

Three stand alone one-shots originally written for the Paradox Drabble-a-thon: 'From the Ashes of War', 'Digital Music of the Night', and 'The Elevation Reaction.'

Ever wonder why Professor Dumbledore always eats those lemon-drops. What affect could they possibly have on him? Read and find out. Mentions of H/Hr. More of a crack fic than anything else.

After Ginny Weasley cheats on Harry Potter with none other than Neville Longbottom, Harry's heart has been shattered to pieces. He seeks comfort in the arms of his longtime friend, Luna Lovegood.

Dumbledore's thought that the only way to remove the horcrux in Harry Potter was to get him killed by Voldemort. But what if Harry did not have a horcrux in him and Voldemort does cast the killing curse on him? Character deaths. Starts after fifth year

For once, Harry will be selfish and take what is rightfully his.

Meet Dominic Morgan; drug dealer, pimp and underground crime boss. He is also known as Harry Potter; twin brother to the Boy Who Lived. As the war begins to rage, the light side decides it needs it's lost kin, but he isn't coming back without a fight...

There comes a time for every Harry/Hermione shipper when they write a story like this one, so here is mine. A new ending for Deathly Hallows. Enjoy!

Penny is alone will she found happiness very dark to start but!

A talk between Hermione and Lavender during sixth year reveals Lavender's reason for dating Ron. Please note: Hermione and Lavender are the main characters, and not the pairing. I'd tell you the pairing but that'll give away the end of the story! NOT R/Hr

One quiet day at No. 12 Grimmauld Place, Harry decides that a bit of the old ultraviolence is in order.

Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!

In the end, it takes the remark of an unexpected person for Hermione to see things clearly.

After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash, MPreg, bit AU, implied mature content; some violence

Marshall and his 'sick days'

Harry stands up for himself during his trial and the beginning of OotP. What will the outcome be? Mentions of H/Hr.

A speech I think would have been made at Hermione's wedding to Ron. H/Hr ending. Ron and general Weasley bashing. Based on Rowan Atkinson's one-man show sketch. Oneshot. AU

The best way to deal with a kidnapping situation? An alternate view of the second task...

A/U. Ron has been traveling trying to find himself for over a year. Now he has some good news that he's sure Hermione will want to hear. If he can find her, that is. Mild to Moderate Ron bashing ahead. H/Hr. NOT an Affair Fic.

It's Hermione and Ron's wedding day. Her parents do not approve, and look to Harry to sort it out. He wants to help, but has no plan. Luna has one though, Which is fortunate... right?

What happens when there's a party in the Gryffindor common room and Harry accidentally drinks a truth serum developed by the Weasley twins? Weasley-bashing galore. One-shot. A touch of crude language.

Harry attempts to explain to his and Hermiones' five year old daughter, Lily, what sex is when she begins asking questions. Short one-shot! H/Hr Rated T for mentions of sex.

Harry Potter is the BWL and by some twist of Fate he was also the reincarnation of Voldemort's murdered lover. Plagued by memories of his past life and smarter than before everything is about to change. And then Voldemort finds out who Harry really is. AU

Penny/Sheldon - Penny tries to utilize the scientific method to try to seduce Sheldon for a bet. In the end, they both learn a lot about each other and themselves and the outcome is surprising for all.

Sheldon's stuck, and goes to the one person he deems most capable of turning off their higher brain functions. Wackiness ensues. Hints at Shenny.

Very short drabble, inspired by The Thespian Catalyst, sort of, in a roundabout way. Just for fun. I'm the pied piper?

AU. Meet Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Phd, Private Investigator. Old style.

Another "how they" end up on a date following in the footsteps of Tempest Jo, Medusa20 and Trippy41!

Takes place after Sirius dies. Harry receives no help for his depression and he retaliates in nasty letter to the wizard world. With depression and suicide spiraling out of control, Harry sends letters off to his supposed friends. Please R&R

"You be steel and I'll be zinc." One-shot, thirty Shenny snippets for the first thirty elements of the periodic table.

Penny learns the difference between being content and being happy.

One of the ways in which Sheldon could find himself on a date with Penny..

Penny continues to make Sheldon go through changes. What happens when he must choose other than Spock when playing Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock? light S/P

Penny takes Sheldon to Disneyland and they have a friendly competition. WARNING: This story contains long bathroom lines, football bashing, spinning tea cups, trains, and cute Sheldon/Penny fluff.

Sheldon and Penny are making chocolate covered cherries when education gets interesting... Dedicated to Medusa.

Sheldon finds the secret to attracting Beautiful women and decides to try it out on the most beautiful woman he knows, the one he's had a secret crush on ever since she moved in across the hall...

Howard brings over something he figures will make him a bonfide ladies man, only Sheldon walks out with only lady in the room...

one shot, written for Medusa20. I'm not sure if it's what she wanted, but its what she asked for. Penny arrives at the university to pick up Sheldon one night, and finds him in the auditorium...

Sheldon ponders what to get for Penny's birthday. Written last year for T1GERTASHA, who had the winning bid at HELP HAITI. Set during the latter half of Season 2.

All too often in the H/Hr stories, when Ron loses his temper and confronts the couple for getting together, Hermione always cringes, and/or flees…what if she didn't? *ONE SHOT*

When Leonard asks Penny the question that all girls wait to be asked, Sheldon is less than prepared for his reaction to her response, and that scares him more than anything's ever scared him before.

Sheldon and Penny. It's short and fluffy, and a one shot.

Both Penny and Sheldon are upset Both find comfort in each other and ice cream Rated T for later chapter

What happened after Penny shut the door... ONE SHOT

Penny and Sheldon wait for a train.

Harry never really believed in Dumbledore. He finished school and during that summer afterwards, he decided to let the Light become defenceless. He goes to his lover. SLASH, LV/HP and LM/SS.

One-Shot. Season 3. Sheldon has a Christmas gift for Penny, and its not exactly what she was expecting, but then after the surprise she gave him last year, what else did she really think would happen? Penny/Sheldon. My first Big Bang Theory fic.

Penny gets a fortune cookie that prompts her play Truth, and go for what she wants. One-shot

Saturnalia rolls around again, only this time Penny doesn't have any idea what to get for Sheldon. He, however, might have found the perfect gift for her . . . one-shot, complete

Christmas one-shot, just me clearing my head again! : Sheldon and Penny!

It started with something Penny hadn't intended to be a prank and then escalated into so much more. With the tension between Sheldon and Penny, one of them has to break first.

Just a lil something.. Sheldon wants to prove he's not as innocent as Leonard thinks he is..

After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic

Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!

Follows "Sheldon's list." Shenny.

Sheldon never thought he was capable of love. Until that Thursday.

Follow up to "Sheldon's sick". Easing into the Shenny.

Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.

Just a little birthday fic for Medusa20. Sheldon teaches Penny how to clean. The right way. Smutty one-shot without actual smut.

Sequel to "The Problem is the Noble Prize And Also Leonard ." Penny tells Sheldon something important, and he has no idea how to react. Complete!

Sheldon is Penny's responsible friend while she recovers from anesthia, with interesting results! Just a fluffy lil oneshot..

Penny finds a lost toddler outside her apartment one evening and goes to Leonard for help, but only Sheldon knows what's really going on... Penny/Sheldon

Sheldon Cooper is marrying Amy Farrah Fowler, but someone breaks up the ceremony at the last second. Sheldon/Penny

Harry and Ginny Potter. Hermione and Ronald Weasley. Nineteen years after the fall of Voldemort, they had appeared happy. What about two years after that? A tale of betrayal, revenge, and new beginings. Warnings inside.

A few years in the future for Sheldon and Penny... Oneshot, complete.

The ties that bind Sheldon to Amy and Penny are put to the test

Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete

Set after the war. Sometimes things don't go as planned. One Shot.

What if Edward had loved Rosalie and they found Emmett together? Now years later, they have moved to Forks and Emmett meets Bella at school. Will love blossom, will they be torn apart? AU OOC. COMPLETE. Sequel has been cancelled, sorry.

Edward and Bella are two very different people who live a similar lifestyle. One of crime. What happens when they are thrown together and have to work as a team to survive and stay out of jail? AU/AH/OOC.

"Eat me..." Harry begged, "Excuse me?" The man asked, "But did you just ask me to-," M/M, AU, M for heavy LIME.

Angsty One-shot: Draco is out after five years in Azkaban, he is not allowed to work as a wizard. One night Harry sees him among the prostitutes of Knockturn Alley.

Ron is absolutely, without a doubt, completely and utterly certain Hermione is madly in love with him. So much so that he prematurely makes a rash announcement. Hermione begs to differ. Light to moderate Ron bashing. Non-DH compliant. H/Hr. Format fixed.

Long have I believed a potion resulted in the Canon pairings, but I never knew who did what. Then, someone suggested a person I never suspected and this is how I came to terms with it. A prequel story is in the works as well as a time-skip story.

Harry defeats Voldemort but those in power don't want him to leave. Read about the lengths they go to achieve their goal. Takes place after Order of the Phoenix.

Sheldon gets into the coffee again.

Sheldon and Penny are stuck with each other. Literally.

Song fic based on the song from RENT during the time the boys are in the Arctic Circle. My second attempt at writing something. I have no Beta so all mistakes are mine.

Old habits die hard.

Sheldon clasped his hands behind his back and bounced on the balls of his feet. Once. 'Bazinga. I led you to believe I was offering you a proposal of marriage.'

Penny is about to move away and Sheldon has a revelation about what Penny means to him.

Sheldon wakes up to a problem. SHELDON/PENNY

Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.

Very short one-shot about a drinking-game at Hogwarts

What if Edward had a couple extra seconds to think about saving Bella from the van? What if, in those seconds, he realizes he loves someone else. What if the broken heart saved Bella? What would happen? Emmett/Bella Of course

If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr

Her love was all he had. Angst, COMPLETE, H/C, Language, H/C, Oneshot, Tort

All the Little Things It was all the little things that tore them apart, but can all those little things bring them together again? Angst, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Language, M/F, Oneshot

Barney, when trying to find the proper way to describe his procedure of finding the right person, would use a metaphor: Finding someone special was like buying a suit. Barney/Ted, complete fluff. Enjoy!

She had twelve hours to kiss the right man before the curse claims her. Banner by the talented Maris: : / i41 . tinypic . com/dzxg7b . jpg no spaces

The war is over, but what next? Totally ignores the epilogue of Deathly Hallows. Weasley bashing.

It wasn't right how well she knew them, and they were going to prove just how wrong it was! Threesome/moresome, Hermione/Fred/George, Anal, BDSM, Extreme Coarse Language, Lemons Extreme Smut

Now in their 20s the Trio are visited by a dark haired charmer from the past. All about partying, drinking, and shagging, he annoys the older more mature Sirius to no end, and what happens when he takes a liking to the pretty bookworm? Rated R Updated!

She's hell-bent on finding out

It was a room; four doors, one window, nothing more. And yet it held everything that he held dear. Mickey's thoughts as Jack prepares to move away.

They had a secret, but will it destroy them if it were ever discovered? Anal, AU/AR, BDSM, Bi, BP, COMPLETE, D/s, Dom, DP, Exhib, F/M/M, Fet, HJ, Humil, Language, M/F, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, SoloF, SoloM, Spank, Voy

Everything was lost to her. Everything, except him. Angst, Dark, Drama, Horror, One shot, Porn Without Plot, Romance, Smut with Substance, Suspense, Tragedy

My take on the 'Potter in Azkaban' theme. Harry and Daphne have spent the last 4 years in Azkaban for a crime they did not commit. Dark! Powerful! & Unforgiving! Harry & Daphne. Graphic violence, sexual situations and some dark humour.

Raj can suddenly talk to Penny and he is determined to find out why this change happened. Penny/Sheldon-ish

Ginny is determinded to kiss Harry, the twins are inventing, Ron and Hermione is starting to date, Charlie is coming out as gay and Harry... Harry is oblivious as usual HP/CW RW/HG Slash

Sirius learns Hermione's dirty secret

The elevator's finally working and Penny and Sheldon managed to get a test ride...until things get a little interesting...

Hermione has to decide what is more important. DM/HG

Voldemort's dead, yet everyone seems to be against Harry, all but one, a Slytherin who want the hero. Lakeside talks, langauge and some drug abuse. ONESHOT

When his future self came to him while he was in first year and told him to strike at Harry Potter's strength, Tom had thought he'd meant to kill the girl, Hermione. But somehow, with the help of his Time Turner, Tom ended up making her his instead.

Harry's twin is thought to be the boy-who-lived and his parents neglect him. Someone else is also feeling neglected. One night Harry disappears along with Sirius's spouse and child. Years later,Dumbledore does something stupid.Dumbles is going down! Slash

When Bella is sent to a boarding school with her boyfriend Edward she doesn't expect much. Till she meets the rebel of a brother Emmett. Will they except their feelings for each other? Or will they try to stay away. Eventually Em/B E/R J/A

Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.

A quick oneshot of the life of Mrs. Harry James Potter, from early Hogwarts to after the defeat of Voldemort. Who is Mrs. Potter? Can anyone guess before they get to the end? Be Honest!

She has everything I ever wanted, everything I ever dreamed of. People see her, admire her, fawn over her, wait on her and love her. The thing I hate the most is that she behaves as if everything was meant to be like this ; as if she was born to live like

Everyone thought that the Boy-Who-Lived was dead. They were wrong. Light-bashing, heavily so.

A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr

COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic

This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.

It's just an ordinary day at the Burrow, until the twins find a rather interesting drawing of Harry's. Charlie/Harry

One hundred letters, written back and forth between Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy over the course of twenty-five years.

James Potter has made the mother of all pranks. Sirius and Remus must pretend to be in love for one week, and if anybody guesses its a fake, they both get cursed by a potion James gave them. Cursed with a six month long disfigurement. SBxRL eventually

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!

Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.

Harry Draco SLASH. IF you don't like slash, don't read it. Please read, and review :D

Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.

On the day of Bill and Fleur's wedding, Ron's mood is not improved when he walks in on Harry and one of his siblings in his own bed. Odd, slashy pairings and sexual humour afoot!

Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

Joey reads National Geographic, much to the shock of everyone, and craziness, miscommunication, and fluff ensues. JoeyChandler slash.

Ginny finds a quiz in one of her magazines. Full summery inside. HHr oneshot, Ginny bashing

18 OCAUHPSM: CWHP. It’s Ron and Hermione’s wedding and the Best Man wakes up in bed with the Groom’s older brother. edited

Seamus and Harry are sweet and fluffy. There's no plot, don't bother looking. :D

Remus wears makeup, and Sirius has problems holding himself 'til he gets home.

A story involving Remus, Sirius, a closet, and an indignant Gilderoy.

Sirius discovers a new use for everyday school supplies. Short and silly.

When Rachel brings home a set of red satin sheets, a night of surprises with Joey follows.

*Ch.4 is up* Pansy loves Draco. Draco hates Pansy. What's a boy to do? Kiss Harry Potter of course! After Harry finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time, he finds himself pulled into a series of events that no one could have predicted! SLASH H/D

Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*

Joey sacrifices his love and years later still regrets it. J/R. *Completed* Will Joey and Rachel get together?