Hey peeps! My name is Mbissbinkola, but you can call me Bianca, Kola, or Mbiss.

Likes: Pokémon, Homestuck, Warrior Cats, Attack on Titan, Anime in general, Horror of any kind, romance, cuteness, fluffles, nostalgia, Creepypastas, MLP: FiM, Steven Universe, Writing and art of any kind.

Dislikes: Mary sues, douchebags, that one side of any fandom ever that makes you question your sanity, horrible writers who think they're amazing, rip-offs, and probably other things that I can't think of.

Current Projects: The Aftermath- Series: Warrior Cats. Not Complete. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Silver Wolf- Series: Black Butler. Not Complete. Updated on Saturdays.

Tank's Rants- Series: COD Nazi Zombies. Not Complete. Updated on Mondays.

Louisiana and the Fifty States- Series: Hetalia. Not Completed. Sequel to California and the Fifty States. On hold...I have no clue what to next with it...

Future Projects: A bunch of Homestuck stuff and Warrior Cats stuff.

Past Projects: California and the Fifty States- Series: Hetalia. Complete :3

Accounts Elsewhere: Pokefarm(.org), Devientart, Youtube, Dragcave, Facebook(for comunication only), Tumblr. For every account accept my Facebook, my username is the same.

Keep those war faces on, and let us make haste! :3

Random Things About Me:

I had a dream where I kissed Till Lindemann. When I woke up, I felt a mixture between disgust and confusion.

I can't count all of my Hetalia shippings on two hands. In fact, I can't count any of my fandom ships on two hands.

I can't ship real people. I feel like I'm invaiding their privacy if I do.

I like gay people. Alot. Like, I want a gay best friend. But I already have a best friend. So, I want a gay second best friend. EDIT: MISSION ACOMPLISHED

I had a crush on Jack Sparrow when I was eight.

I have a huge sense of humor. I even chuckle at terrible jokes. If I shake my head in dissapointment at your joke, you failed. Badly.

I love music from dubstep to compositions.

I hate songs like Gas Pedal. EDIT: I now have grown fond of it.

I don't care what anyone says. I'll. Never. Twerk. Period. EDIT: meh.

I swear alot in real life. But I try not to swear alot online because I want to look smart on the Internet. I don't like looking like a troll in Youtube comments.

I've seen too much things on the Internet. Due to this, my mind is incredibly dirty.

Even though I have an incredibly dirty mind, I blush easy.

I don't wear make-up. EDIT: I want to cosplay really badly now, so I definitely don't mind it now!

My best friend is on Fanfiction. :3 She's Beetlebee! Check her out, please?

Things I Ship:

Hetalia:

USUK-Come on, you saw this coming.

Gerita-It's cannon, guys. So much evidence. Not to mention it's UBER F*CKING KAWAII!

Prucan- The cuteness. The crackness. The slight evidence. IT'S UBER F*CKING KAWAII!

Latvian Lili- My name for LatviaxLiechtenstein. WHY MUST IT BE CRACK!? T.T

Icy Island-My name for SeychellesxIceland. It has a bit of evidence. And it's adorable.

Spamano-It's kinda cannon. AND IT'S UBER F*CKING KAWAII!!

Edelweiss-I love it. It's cute. It's uber cute. IT'S UBER F*CKING KAWAII!!!

Face-Pan'd- My name for HungaryxFrance. I ship it just cuz I can. And it's kinda cute.

Korbel-The little stalkers. I find this ship adorable.

Rochu-The stalked ones. And. Guess what? IT'S UBER F*CKING KAWAII!

Lietpol-I love it. It's kinda cannon, too.

Giripan-It's UBER F*CKING KAWAII and kinda cannon.

Micros- What I call SealandxWy. It's freaking adorable.

Sebanaco-What I call MonacoxSeborga. I think it's cute.

Sufin-It's cannon. Simple as that.

Blue Exorcist:

YukioxRin- I normally hate incest, but GOD DAYUM! UBER KAWAII DESU!

Attack on Titan:

LevixEren: IT'S FUCKING CANNON AND UBER KAWAII BITCHES!

YmirxChrista- Pretty much the same reason why I ship LevixEren.

JeanxMarco- My heart cut in half when Marco died. :'(

Lucky Dog 1:

Lucky Dogs- What I call GianxGiulio. IT'S FUCKING CANNON YOU CAN'T SAY FUCKING SHIT ABOUT THIS SHIP FUCKERS!

IvanxLuchino- I loooooove the fanart. AND IT'S UBER FUCKING KAWAII!!!

GiulioxGianxIvan- My first threesome I've ever shipped. :3

Black Butler:

Sebaciel- I SHIP IT CUZ IT'S CANNON BITCHES!!!! I shipped it the first five minutes, actually.

Claulois- I think it's a cute pairing. Alois was a whore. But when he met Claude. ...You can see where I'm going with this. EDIT: NOOOOO FUCK CLAUDE FUCK THIS SHIP WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????

Agnisoma- ...You see a pattern here, don't you? Plus it's cute.

Dramatical Murder:

NoizxAoba- When I saw it in meps, I was like: Yesyesyes! Give me that shiz. I checked out Drammatical Murder, and I'm absolutely fangirling over the anime that'll release.

KoujakuxClear- It just makes sense...:3

Fairy Tail:

GrayxNatsu- I ship this so much. *LE MEGA GASP* IT'S UBER FUCKING KAWAII AND CANNON AS FUCK BITCHES!

ErzaxLucy- *takes a sip of water* IT'S MOTHER FUCKING CANNON FUCKERS!

Homestuck:

(I ship too much, I'll just name the major ones)

Johndavekat- My favorite poly ship in the history of ever.

Cottoncandysugarskulls- My name for Calliope x Jane x Roxy, another one of my favorite poly ships

Catdogfish- Jade x Nepeta x Feferi, another one of my *many* poly ships.

Dirkjake- YAAAAAAAASSSSSCANNONNNNNNN!!!!!!

Arquius- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS Ruby-Sapphire effect.

Cronkrimara- Cronus x Kankri x Damara. Another poly ship!

Erisol- Basically cannon. Yea.

Rosemary- They're here, they're queer, and a-fucking-dorable.

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with it.

Ten Characters Challenge! *jumps on bandwagon*

1: Gian (LD1)

2: Aoba (DMMd)

3: Giulio (LD1)

4: Ivan (LD1)

5: Eevee (Any Pokémon game)

6: Prussia (Hetalia)

7: Italy (Hetalia)

8: Grell (Kuroshitsuji)

9: Eren (AoT)

10: Pit (Kid Icarus)

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Ugggh...Oh...hi Gian...

What's up? 's Everythin' 'kay?

Also... how the hell did ya get in ta my house...?

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Giulio! What the fu...How did you even... Can...you please get out? O/////O

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Ivan. You're drunk. Go home.

Ivan: *hic* I'M NOT DRUNK, YOU'RE *hic* DRUNK!!!

Eren: Dafuq...?

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

EEEEEVVEEEEEE! ASKFIUGJHOIHNAJ YOU LITTLE CUTIE YOU MADE PASTA! I LOOOOVE YOU!!!!

snugglez*

Eevee: *smiles cutely and wags tail happily* I wuv you too, Kola-chan

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Prussia...O//////////O Dude...wake up...

Canada's death glaring me dude, stop it.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Welp.

I already have an Italian Great-Grandma.

Welcome to the Family, buddy!

hugz*

Italy: Ve

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

le sigh*

Grell...what did I tell you about stalking Sebby-Chan while holding a camera and while being near a whole arsenal of weapons?

Grell: ...That it was a stupid idea.

And was it a stupid idea?

Grell: ...Actually...now that I think about it, yes.

Damn right it was a bad idea. Now lemme braid your hair. It's beautiful!

Grell: Okay! :D

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

death glares Eren* What did you say about Peggy, Alchemie, and Phuong? I didn't quite hear.

Eren: N-N-Nothing.

Oh, but I was sure it was something. Please repeat it for all of us to here. *yandere smile*

Eren: *thinks: Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck* It was n-nothing, really...

Oh. Okay then! I just wanna let you know that I happen to be carrying a very heavy book. :)

Eren: *whimpers as I walk away* C-C-Corporal! *runs off to find Levi*

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

WHY PIT WHY?! *le sob*

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Gian: Arf, arf, aroooo!

Giulio shows up with anger in his eyes and his knife gleaming in the moonlight*

Gian: *smirks at the serial killers* You're fucked now.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Aoba would make Noiz call a hospital, and he would ask Mink to get an icepack, he would get Koujaku to get some medical supplies, and he would make sure that Clear and Ren would stay in sight so they would help him comfort me.

I dunno. It just seems Aoba would be in charge when it comes to this kinda thing. I'm not sure why though...

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Ice cream. I like ice cream. Giulio likes ice cream.

...We both like ice cream. :3

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Ivan: OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK GET SOME MOTHERFUCKING WATER!!! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!! HOLYSHITOHFUCKSHITFUCKIDYSHIT CALL 911!!! FUCKSHITFUCKFUCKSHIIT! *gets water and throws it onto fire, but it just spreads* HOW THE FUCK HAVE YOU NOT CALLED ANYONE!? FFFFFFFFUCK IT LET'S GETTHEFUCKOUTGETTHEFUCKOUT! FUUUUUUCK THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!! *grabs my hand and gets us to safety*

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Eevee: U-Um...K-Kola-chan? D-Don't do it...pweaze...I don't want you to be embawwassed and sad...I don't wike to see you sad...*snifflez* It makes me sad...*nuzzles my leg* Pweaze?

Oh of course, Eevee! *picks Eevee up and hugs* I'm sorry...

Eevee: It's okay, Kola-Chan! *wags tail and smiles* I just want you to be happy!

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

Gian: What the fuck I'm supposed to get married to Giulio he's my boyfriend what the fuck is happening???

I don't fucking know somehow we ended up like this fuck it let's leave the altar and never speak about this again.

Gian: Agreed.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Italy: Nobody dumps my familiga without going through me! I'ma going to go and beat him up!

sobs* You're the best, Italy...*sobs*

Italy: While I'm gone there's fresh pasta on the table

Grazzie, Italia...*sniffles*

My Brothers, Gian, Aoba, Romano, My Dad, Eevee, Seborga, Sicily, and Italy: LET'S KICK *insert ex boy/girlfriend's name here* FUCKING ASS!!!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Eren: *pats my back* Um...Good luck.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Pit: *eventually smiles and starts laughing too* Hahahaha... Microsoft...your father's funny!

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

...His personality's amazing. And he's cute.

Gian: *smiles a bit* I'm flattered.

Giulio: *death glares* Signor Gian is mine...

Gian: *smiles* Hey, Giulio, she has no crush on me.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Aoba. Aoba. What did I tell you about having a drinking competition with Ivan?

Aoba: *hiccups and slurs incomprehensibly*

Eren: Dafuq?

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

...I hate your Grandfather sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.

Giulio: I do too.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Prussia: *picks up Eevee and pets*

Eevee: *licks Prussia's lips*

Prussia: *smiles* Adorable!

If you mean like that, then yeah.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

...I'm not surprised. But I can fix it. OOOOOOOHHHH CANADAAAAAAAAA!

Canada: *blinks and shows up* What's up, eh?

Prussia: *heart melts completely* Hallo, Matt.

Canada: Oh, hey Gil. What's going on, eh? Did you find another girlfriend or what?

Prussia: *smirks* Of course I do! I am zhe awesome Prussia!

Canada: *is secretly disappointed* Okay, eh!

It's only a matter of time now...

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Yaaaay! Italy likes my haircut!

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Grell. Just because you haven't gotten Sebbie-Chan yet doesn't mean you won't ever get a boyfriend.

Undertaker's still available ;3

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

waits a little bit*

second email comes in*

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: I fucking got you!!!

Hey, bitch! (loljk)

I just hacked into Eren's account. Guess what I sent you!!!

sends an email*

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: I knew it.

Ivan. It's not hard to figure out that you sent me that.

You've sent me a lot of them already.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Pit: *waves at Gian* Hello, Giancarlo!

Gian: Oh, hey Pit! *walks towards him and trips, falling on top of him and accidentally kissing him*

Pit: O/////////////O MMPH!

walks in* HOOOOOLY SHIT!

Gian: *gets up* It's not what it looks like!

Pit: *dazed*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Gian: ...Please tell me they're not fucking...

They aren't... they can't be...

in actuality*

Giulio: ...So you are absolutely sure you have a crush on Luchino?

Ivan: *nods* Don't fucking tell anyone!

Giulio: I will not...So, tell me why...you love him.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

...No. Yes. Maybe...

Would 2 trust 5?

Who WOULDN'T trust Eevee?

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Pit: *glares*

Ivan: *shrugs and pokes him again*

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Gian: ...Um... Guns/Weaponry?

Eevee: Okay! *wags tail and smiles happily* Sounds cool!

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Some very burnt and sloppy wiener schnitzels.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Being part of the Survey Corp.

Italy does not approve.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Eevee: *has a very cute, girly hair cut that fits their personality* I WUV it!

Grell: *smiles*

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Eren: *shows crappily drawn stick figure*

Prussia: What zhe hell is zhat?

Eren: Oh, I forgot! *adds a curly ahoge to the stick figure* Here.

Prussia: *punches him*

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

They are talking about who they have crushes on.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Pit: ...

Gian: Oh shit, sorry!

Pit: ...It's okay...

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Aoba 5:30 AM: You were amazing last night. Your ochinchin's huge ;)

Eren 5:31 AM: ...What's an ochinchin? You know I can't understand Japanese.

Aoba 5:31 AM: Shit. It means swords. Yeah...it means swords.

Eren 5:32 AM: K

Eren 5:33 AM: Hey Levi. Your Ochinchin's huge!

Mikasa 5:33 AM Eren. It's me, Mikasa. And is there something you want to tell me about you and Corporal Levi?

Eren 5:34 AM No. I just wanted to tell him he has huge swords.

Mikasa 5:34 AM: Ochinchin means penis, Eren.

Eren 5:35 AM: Oh, and that's huge too!

Mikasa 5:35 AM: ...

Eren 5:36 AM: Shit! I didn't mean to type that!

Mikasa 5:36 AM: ...I knew it...

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Jogging. They jogged alongside each other. It was cute.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

That's not possible.

7 won the lottery?

Italy: *blinks several times* VEEEEEEEEEE! I WON! DOITSU, I WON!

runs off to find Germany*

8 had quite a big secret?

He has a crush on Undertaker that's stronger than the one on his dear "Sebas-Chan"

9 became a singer?

He failed miserably.

10 got a daughter?

Amaryllis. One of my OCs. She's an angels, so it makes sense.

What would 1 think of 2?

Gian: He's my best friend outside of my own fandom.

How would 3 greet 4?

Giulio: ...Hello Ivan.

Ivan: ...Hey.

What would 4 envy about 5?

Ivan: Well...I guess it would be her (or his?) energy?

Luchino's also pretty fond of Eevee, y'know, Ivan.

Ivan: Why would I be jealous of that? *blushes*

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Them running around and playing.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They're both countries...and they both laugh a lot.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Grell eating all of Italy's pasta.

Where would 8 meet 9?

Outside of the walls while Grell's harvesting souls from fallen Survey Corp. members.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

That he thinks of the Wings of Freedom every time he sees Pit.