MunkyGurlhide bio
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter. Ummm, yea. The names zowie, and i am COMPLETLY OBSESSED with Glam Rock and all of its glittery procedings, pirates, mini coopers, and lacy underwear, thanx to my sexy savvy best friends(the people i know /and/ the people i dont. hehe. yahoo! groups rock). Fave movies: HP 1-3(hey, that rhymed!), anything with Johnny Deep or Johnny Rhys-Meyers in it. Ummmmm, Starsky and Hutch, Thirteen, pirates of the carabien (I REFUSE to go into how thats pronounced) and of COURSE- Velvet Goldmine! Fave Bands: Guns N'Roses(Slash...thats all that needs to be said), Velvet Revolver(Scott Wielaaaaaand), Placebo, Maroon 5, Incubus, Weezer, U2(Bono is my God) Queen(Freddy Mercury rocked), Soundgarden/Audioslave(Chris Cornell, doesnt his voice just make you want to touch yourself?), Foo Fighters, and lots of other stuff... Likes: Hp fanfiction (Sirius/Remus anyone?), music, girls, reading, writing, websurfing, makeup(glitter, hehe), and icecream. In no particular order of course... Yea, I think thats about it. Ive been told that no one really reads these things, but as tempted as I may be to ramble on and on about the economy and pirates, I think i'll pass. So. Have Sex, Be Free! UPDATES Whew, still writing dont worry!A few one-shots and the long awaited -7th- chapter of "The seduction of Sirius Black" should be out in a bit! Luv-ya! |
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Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Secret Snog by Demonsblade reviews
[Complete] James and Sirius decide to set up a game of Secret Snog for Valentine's Day, and convince Remus into joining. Rule: You must snog the person whose name you pick out of the hat. Who'll get to snog our two favorite canines? SBRL slashiness
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,871 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Why of Course, Mr Black by Demonsblade reviews
[One shot] Remus wakes up with a [coughcough] problem after an arousing dream about Sirius. An interesting [and slightly kinky] conversation follows. SBRL slashiness
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Embracing the Moon by Athena's Wiccan-wolf reviews
A little bit of everything here! Sirius and Remus explore the pains, laughs, pleasures and comfort of being in a relationship. Full Circle now at www.thesilversnitch.com
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 198,881 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Optimist by Death's Daughter reviews
RemusSirius. Sirius always was an optimist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Taste by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Remus had found himself an ice block and sits down to eat it. Sirius is watching, however and this creates some problems when he wonders what it tastes like ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Cupboard by Death's Daughter reviews
RemusSirius. Sirius gets terribly bored. Remus is made to suffer. They end up trapped in a cupboard for a good six hours. Cue abuse of bubblewrap, wrestling and lots of 'closet' jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Prophet of Love by Professor Cricket reviews
A sweet, funny Valentine's fic! Sirius and James try to figure out what to get the ones they love. JPLE (in his dreams!) and SBRL, so it's mildly slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2005
Words of Advice by Professor Cricket reviews
Remus writes a helpful letter for young lovers Harry and Ron. Obviously, this is SLASH, so if it's not your cup of tea, don't pour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/20/2005
I Love Him by Professor Cricket reviews
Sirius is still suffering from the lingering after-effects of Azkaban; Remus does his best to take care of him at Grimmauld Place. Mild SBRL slash, but rating is for dramatic content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Research and Development by StarryGazer reviews
SLASH. COMPLETE. Harry wants Remus. Remus wants Harry. It should be simple, right? Mwahaha. Not while I’M the author. Harry is filled with adolescent rage, Remus fights his inappropriate lust, and they both end up facing your typical werewolf plot device
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 95,823 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/28/2004 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Shape of His Hands by Nyx Fixx reviews
Harry accidentally sees Remus and Sirius together during a stay at Grimmauld Place. He must try to sort out his confusion as best he can afterward. - OotP, Some adult ideas, suggested slash, no bad language or sex
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Walk Away by Constance1 reviews
Harry and Draco's secret relationship is discovered and destroyed. Devastated, Harry falls into an abusive relationship with another Slytherin (Drarry).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 148,451 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Baby Boy by Athena's Wiccan-wolf reviews
An extended version to the 'Whose son' talk in OOtP. Sirius doesn't see Harry as a new James despite what Molly Weasley thinks, Harry is his baby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 280 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P.
101 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Wake Up Remus by Calsita reviews
Remus doesn't like being awakened...and he especially doesn't like people stealing his Goosey.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
His Blue Eyed Problem by Doctor Zosfmov reviews
The war has ended; everyone can carry on with their lives again, can’t they? Sirius is finding it hard to distinguish his need for alcohol and for Remus, and Remus is finding it hard to decide where his loyalties lie- with Sirius or Harry. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,679 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Remus L., Harry P.
On Puns and Other Nonsense by Miss Puppylove reviews
In which teenage Sirius and Remus discuss biscuits, nicknames, motorcycles, and other equally important things. (Slash, utterly silly)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Apple Cider by Padfootwolfboy reviews
Fluff!alert. Sirius decides how he likes his apple cider… Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Perception of Self by Shamera reviews
In his sixth year, Harry finds that the way he sees himself may not be the way that the world sees him. A story about eating disorders and facing your own self-image. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,744 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 132 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Glam Rock by LadyBush reviews
SLASH. Sirius likes wizard glam rock: glitter, glam and crazy music. Remus likes the quiet life: tea, Mozart and charms essays.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,414 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Compromising Circumstances by Lady Feylene reviews
Harry is finally allowed to live with his godfather...but is it really such a good idea? (Mild slash hints)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,118 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/4/2003 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Right Decision by Vixenette reviews
Sirius uses Remus to make someone else jealous. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,629 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Adunatio by Vixenette reviews
Remus and Sirius are stuck together, literally, for a week. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,091 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Kissing Lessons by Lady Feylene reviews
After graduation, Harry's staying with Remus. Harry goes on a date and obsesses. Remus tries to help. (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Remus L., Harry P.
Makeovers For Sale by Vixenette reviews
Sirius sells makeovers to people who need them (and to some who don't). Sirius/Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
In Need of Sirius Help by SP-in-Sirius-Denial reviews
Harry is having the worst summer imaginable with the Dursleys, Sirius and Remus save the day. Harry and the others have to come over many challenges, and face many, many hardships. Will Harry survive the Journey? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 183,269 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 11/13/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Lather, Rinse, and Repeat by JennBlack reviews
Harry receives the shock of his life in the form of the new edition of Witch Weekly Magazine. Harry/Sirius Pre-Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Not to Yield by isaytoodlepip reviews
In Harry's 7th year, Remus returns to teach DADA. During an in-class exercise in trust, everyone is surprised to learn about the past and character of Remus J. Lupin, even himself. RL/SB Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dating by JennBlack reviews
In a desperate attempt to win a certain wizard, Harry ventures out and buys The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dating. What happens when all of his plans seem to fail and then end up taking a spectacular backfire? (Warning: Slash inside of the Sirius and Ha
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,164 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps by Akira Ichijouji reviews
One week can change everything -- in the lives of the infamous team of Sirius, Remus, James and Peter, this particular week spurns disaster, hilarity, detentions galore, and love! *SLASH* -- RL/SB, mostly. *COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,514 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 5/9/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Enter My Labyrinth by Juliane reviews
"Remus, you remind me of the babe." "Er - what babe?" "The babe with the power." "What power?!" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "ARGH! Do bloody what?!" "Remind me of the babe!" ~~ A Laby-flavored Remus/Sirius fic. Fun and fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Rebel Rebel by Juliane reviews
James and Lily have a fight and make up; Remus and Sirius put on makeup and make out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Two, Four, Six, Eight by venenatus.venustas reviews
**WARNING** SLASH - A *scandalous* scheme by Draco in the middle of the Quidditch game to attract the attention of a "certain someone"...heehee...read on!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lead Me Not Into Temptation by Courteney reviews
Harry/Draco Slash ^^^Chapter 20^^^ “It’s engraved,” Draco said softly, pulling the ring out of the box. He held it up so Harry could read the inscription written inside the band: Together forever, I will always love you, ~Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,750 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/18/2002 - Published: 9/23/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
Today I Watched Draco Malfoy Die by misfyt reviews
After attaking the school using dark magic, Draco is murdered by a group of Gryffendors. Harry offers his strong opinions on the matter. It's kind of different, but I like it a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Has Two Godfathers by Greer Shlivandas reviews
A now-infamous slash parody of Leslea Newman's book 'Heather Has Two Mommies'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2002
You Are Everything I Never Knew I Always Wanted by Courteney reviews
**COMPLETED** SLASH DM+HP - Essentially the whole story revolves around Harry and Draco who have been openly together for more than a year. It is deliberately fluffy and quite sappy. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,362 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/26/2001 - Published: 10/6/2001 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Beg Me For It reviews
Harry wants something from Remus, but Remus won't give in until Harry asks for it properly...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Seduction of Sirius Black reviews
Harry needs advice. Topic? “How to go about telling some one just how crazy you are for them”. He goes to Sirius, who doesn’t know that his oh-so-expert advice is about to be used on him...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,732 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Obsession Confession reviews
“I wanted to hurt him so badly that he would NEVER forget me, that he would see MY face every time he closed his eyes. Like I saw his.” Some one muses on Sirius. (One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete