Chapter II:Unexpected Outcomes
"How--in Primo's name--did we get here?" Tsuna deadpanned from his seat with the staff of Hogwarts.
"...I don't know." A still confused Todoroki voiced out,from beside him.
"Weren't we supposed to just talk with Snape-san and then that's it?How the hell did we get registered as new professors of Hogwarts a few days later after we attempted to talk to him?!" Tsuna demanded from both his close friends.
"...Yeah,I'm a bit confused as well as I don't remember us sending a letter to the Headmaster that we'd be applying for a teaching course.But meh,let's just go along with it~!" Shisui grinned.
"This isn't a teaching course though,its literally us who will be doing the teaching and not them..." Todoroki muttered rebelliously to himself.
"This is madness!" Tsuna hissed under his breath towards them.
"And this is Sparta,yeah~!" The shinobi mocked,receiving a hard pinch on his side.
Pinch.
"Ow,ow,ow!Stop pinching me,I was just joking!" He whined,as he felt the brunet twist his fingers on his captured skin.
Twist.
"OW!Tsuna-chan, please stop,I already apologized!" Shisui complained.
"The correct thing to say,would be 'this is Hogwarts'." Todoroki snorted,inspecting his nails.
"Yeah,well,no shit Sherlock!" Tsuna rolled his eyes as he finally let go of the shinobi before adding, "...If it weren't for you we wouldn't be here now."
"Salty.Our Tuna-chan has turned salty." Shisui quipped, while Todoroki on the side was heard muttering, "Do you even know what being salty means?"
"Shut up,I'm still mad at you for getting us in this situatuon." The brunet scowled.
"...Even your scowl is cute--like my little cousin Sasuke." Shisui smiled goofily.
"What?" Tsuna snapped,his eyes narrowing dangerously, "Are you trying to insult me?I can quicken your death if you want me to."
"Nothing." Shisui sweated nervously at the darkening aura around the brunet.
Silence...
For a moment,silence managed to settle over the three:the only noise that was heard was the chatter between the other staffs, and the mutterings or conversations of the students as they waited for the new students to arrive.
"I'm going to pull an Aizawa the moment I begin teaching our new subject." Todoroki suddenly piped up.
"What's our subject again?" Shisui cocked his head to the side in thought.
"It's World Studies--and we'd be something similar to Muggle Studies,except the subject that we'll be teaching is a bit more complicated." Tsuna informed.
The jounin grimaced at that,scrunching his nose up in mild distaste.
"Ew,why is our subject named like that?It sounds so..."
"Boring and uninteresting?" The hero snorted.
"Not too catchy?" The mafioso chose to say.
"Hm, sort of the not-too-catchy part,but also more of into the boring-and-uninteresting."
"Its not that bad:honestly,you shinobi just like a fancy and flashy name." Tsuna shrugged.
"No,we don't!" The said shinobi retorted.
"Ssh,I know you want to defend your case,but the students are arriving." Their other friend shushed.
With a grumble,the two settled down and waited for the students to arrive.
When they entered,all the first years looked awed as they looked around.
Some looked nervous,and some even looked a teeny bit scared.
"...What day is it again today?" Shisui asked.
"September 1st,1977." Todoroki automatically replied.
"I did not ask for the year,but well,that's fine I guess." With a shrug,the shinobi returned to watching the children get Sorted.
After watching everyone get Sorted(Finally!By Shinigami,that took ages to finish!)Dumbledore stood up and began his speech.
(Man,the old man sure knew how to take his time with speeches...are all old guys like that?Even Sandaime-sama was like that as well!)
He then introduced the new staff that were added, as well as the new subject and gestured at the three foreigners:this was the que for one of them to stand up.
"Hello,I'm one of your new professors,
Tsunayoshi Sawada.As you all have heard,I teach the new subject,World Studies along with Shisui Uchiha and Shoto Todoroki.Professor Uchiha would also be the Assistant Professor for the subject Defense Against the Dark Arts,or the DADA on his spare time.Professor Todoroki,on the other hand,will be assisting Care for Magical Creatures and has offered to helping Mr. Filch with patrolling as well as keeping the cleanliness of Hogwarts." Tsuna smiled warmly down at the students from year 1-7.
He understood the weary expression on some of the students' faces...after all,there was still a war ongoing.
Considering the fact that Hogwarts would be some of the safest place on Britian right now,it was no surprise when former students also visited/stayed for some periods of time,before going back to helping end the war.
This made the brunet sigh,feeling his heart go out to those who were getting weary of all this unending battle and bloodshed:he was saddened for the all the lives being lost on the war, and worried for the ones fighting on the frontlines.
Actually,Tsuna wasn't supposed to be the one speaking up for his group of friends--since he wasn't the one who got them here in Hogwarts in the first place--but Shisui was feeling lazy at the moment and that forced him to be the spokesperson for the three of them.
...Thus the reason why he was also annoyed at the ravenet.
After the introduction, everyone was allowed to begin their meal, before they all returned to their Houses' dorms.
Headmaster Dumbledore would have given the three professor different offices and bedrooms,but instead,all three had insisted that they share rooms and offices together.
Preferrably,if their offices were connected to their bedrooms:with living rooms and guest rooms and the like.
After a tiring day,even the trio retreated to their bedrooms to rest...except it took quite a few hours for Shisui to "fucking calm down and stop being annoying and go sleep already".
All in all,it was a peaceful night after that.
"Phew,I'm beat!" Shisui yawned,stretching his arms over his head after he and his friends taught their first class successfully.
"I've never thought that teaching kids would be hard...my respect for Aizawa has risen yet again." Todoroki sighed,smiling nostalgically as he arranged the chairs manually,going from row to row.
Shisui himself was busy manually scribbling and jotting things down on both his notepad and the black board:everyone had agreed that in their class, magic was not to be used and everything was to be done manually to teach the young wizards and witches not to rely too much on their magic.
"...It's honestly pretty easy to teach them--I mean,compared to a couple of mafioso and their children anyway." Tsuna shrugged,wiping some of the desk from...whatever substance the students had placed.
He shuddered in remembrance of Xanxus' daughter and his children(a son for a first child and twin daughters for a second and third)getting along and wreaking a havoc.
...He still can't believe that his son and Xanxus' kid ended up together--for a second there,he thought Vongola would go up in flames when his son succeeded him and married Xanxus' daughter.
He was even more surprised that Xanxus wasn't being too...overprotective and throwing a fit at the two Vongola(the other was a 'Varia' kid actually) kids getting together.
"You know~...I'm thinking that we should add some cooking subject here." Shisui conversationally said out of nowhere.
"We already have an equivalent of that--a.k.a,Potions class." Todoroki pointed out.
"But that's different!" Shisui whined,while Tsuna piped up when he heard their conversation.
"You mean to say that you want to have a Home Economics class?"
"Similar. But not quite." The ravenet nodded,and the Decimo raised an eyebrow at him.
"Okay, definitely a Home Economics. I just wanted people to have a decent meal here!You can't possibly be healthy with all those greasy foods being served here,and the lack of excercise regime!It's all so atrocious!" Shisui wildly waved his arms around.
"You're atrocious." Grumpy Todoroki quipped, earning a look of 'Shush,hear him out first' from Tsuna.
"Alright,alright,we get it.What do you want us to do?"
"First, its we need two more subjects--"
"What?!We're already busy with this World Studies,an AP for the DADA class,and an AP for COMC!"
"Shush,don't be so overdramatic and hear me out--what if we just exchange those two and all three of us become full-time Professors with our own subjects?Todoroki would be teaching World Studies instead of me,and I would be teaching a new subject which is PE,and you would teach Home Economics~!"
"Its tempting and sounds like a really good idea,but I don't wanna be piled with too much workload...being full-time Professors is basically us asking for a slow torture of sorts." Tsuna groaned.
He wasn't exactly opposed to the idea,(he nearly protested,but that was because of an entirely different matter as he didn't want more paperworks,a.k.a.,the bane of his existence)so he had waited for Shisui's explanation.
And now that he heard it,perhaps it wasn't all that bad...
"But you don't exactly hate it,right~?" The shinobi asked.
"Mm.I don't mind I guess..." Todoroki scratched his head at this.
Shisui clapped his hands excitedly,almost vibrating in his very seat.
"Great!I'll go visit Dumbledore-san and tell him that we had changed our minds then~!You two can stay here and teach the next class while I discuss this with the Headmaster." He excitedly said,before popping up into smoke.
"A clone?!"
Todoroki jolted in shock,staring at the spot where he thought 'Shisui' had stood in.
Tsuna sighed,shaking his head in mild irritation as the students began filing in.
"...Man,I hate it when he does that."
"And it was the idiot's turn to teach then..."
𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚛 1982
"Hey,the Snape kid's finally here." Shisui whispered to his bestfriends.
With a slight tilt of his head to the side,Tsuna and Todoroki glanced at the sallow faced,ravenet.
"We know..." Todoroki informed him, and Tsuna added, "We saw him before we even sat down."
"Oh,I thought you didn't see.You were a bit preoccupied after all." Shisui mused.
Then he leaned forward and talked over Todoroki(Shisui was sitting beside Minerva,and Todoroki sat between him and Tsuna--of course,Shisui will eventually have Snape placed between him and Minerva)in order to speak to the brunet.
"...Is it about that redhead that you met on last year's Yule Ball?" He asked curiously,his tone teasing.
Tsuna flushed at that,denying what the Uchiha was implying.
"...I don't know what you're saying."
"He is a bit infatuated with her--then again,I wouldn't be surprised at all as she IS drop-dead gorgeous." Todoroki smirked slightly,joining in the teasing.
"Who made the first move again?Oh,right!She did--I would have thought that you would be the one to make a move first though,Tsu-na-yo-shi-kun~!" Shisui 'inoccently' asked at first,before drawling out the other's name.
Tsuna stayed silent,refusing to say anything as it will only give them the satisfaction.
Although it IS true that he's been seeing the redhead that he met last year for almost a year now:he didn't actually intend to be in a relationship with her,but somehow...everything had clicked when they began making conversation.
One thing led to another,and he found himself in his room with the beautiful redhead:he had woke up because Shisui had barged in--without knocking and waiting for his permission--to ask an unimportant question as to "How are butterflies made if they're not made of butter?" early in the morning.
Tsuna had nearly let out his old self's signature scream,before he realized that he was wearing last night's clothes(What a relief!At least he didn't take advantage of her or anything!)and so did the woman beside him.
It took a lot of teasing(from Shisui)and a couple of glares from Tsuna to do,before they managed to talk that the woman wasn't Tsuna's lover,and no--they did not do sex.
Surprisingly enough,the woman wasn't even embarrassed at finding herself at another person's bed--and a stranger's at that.
Everything was weird at first,but Tsuna decided to date the woman,when the redhead had admitted that she had actually been observing Tsuna for a while now and genuinely liked him.
After that,everything was smooth sailing.
After that,they would go out on a date everytime Tsuna was able to free up a schedule and it became a tradition of sorts for the Hogwarts staff(mostly Shisui and Todoroki and occasionally,Dumbledore)to tease him on this.
(Although Tsuna didn't really mind at all.)
"I'm taking a year off." Tsuna suddenly announced to his friends, and Shisui was surprised.
"What?Don't tell me that you're going to get married!"
"Hah,very funny.No,I wasn't planning on getting married yet,Lorrei isn't ready for that." The brunet huffed.
Then he went on and continued,
"...I'm taking a year off because I wanted to check how my familgia are...time passes here faster than back in my world.The Blankness has granted me access as well."
That made the normally hyperactive Uchiha turn solemn,as he began to reminsce his past life's world.
"Ah,I'm sorry..." He whispered guiltily.
Tsuna shook his head,smiling warmly.
"It's alright,there's no harm done...have you tried also doing the same as I did?" He asked instead,and Shisui shook his head.
"I'm fine with just knowing that everything had went well and that Naruto had finally become the Hokage...that alone makes me happy and content to not look back at my world." The Uchiha replied.
"I wanted to try as well,but it seems I'm not qualified yet." Todoroki entered the conversation.
"Ah,that's too bad...I better go now.I'll see you too later?" Tsuna muttered at first,before he began standing up after the feast.
His two friends nodded,also standing up as the Hogwarts staff began leaving for their classes.
"Yeah,we'll catch you later." Shisui replied with a small grin,before he and Todoroki went about their way.
Tsuna halted in his steps,whirling around to call after them.
"I'll be leaving tonight since the term has ended and the students will be going home tomorrow!"
Todorokoi turned his head to nod,while their other friend merely lifted a hand up to give a thumbs up as they continued walking.
"You guys will be in charge of my H.E.,okay?"
Another nod and a wave of a hand as the two got farther from him.
"Also,Shouto-kun,don't let Shisui teach my class,alright?He sucks at cooking and I don't want him to make the students sick if they ate the food that he made for them to sample the taste!"
"Roger." Todoroki yelled back, with two thumbs up as he walked backwards,while Shisui protested with an offended, "Hey!"
Tsuna then walked away and pondered to himself as he made his way to his office,feeling like he had forgotten to tell the two something,before shrugging it off.
1 year later...
"She's what?!" Shisui yelled in shock,accidentally standing up and slamming his hands down on Tsuna's coffee table.
Crack!
Just by hearing the crack from the wooden table, Tsuna knew that his friend has once again broken his coffee table.
"Shisui,calm down." Todoroki told the dark haired male. "And not what, it's who."
"I can't! I can't, because I'm so happy that there's a Loki--THE Loki,god of Mischief,Lies,and Chaos--in this world!I mean--how cool can that be?!And Tsu-chan managed to get the said god fall--"
"--It's a Sky's thing to make people attracted and drawn to me--" Tsuna muttered.
"--That's not really a bad thing,being a Sky just means that you'll be able to attract those who have felt or shown genuine interest in you in a faster process." Todoroki pointed out at the sighing brunet.
Meanwhile, Shisui was still rambling and gushing about his favorite character...
"--for him without even doing anything for only a night's encounter?! I'd be surprise if you don't end up getting her pregnant one of these days!" Shisui gushed,obviously elated at the fact that his favorite Marvel character/future antagonist/hero was real.
"I mean,I knew he's real,but I really didn't expect this!Like,they did him dirty in the Marvel movies a bit by not showing his abilities or the fact that he has a lot of them shown in the comics,but now I actually know them and that they're my best bud's girl?Hell yeah!This is like the best gift ever,and it's not even my birthday!" The ravenet blabbered on in excitement.
"Great,now he's on a roll." Todoroki sighed exasperatedly.
"Maa,let him have his moment...I was kinda like this when I discovered who Lorrei was.I can't believe I haven't noticed!Even my Hyper Intuition hadn't noticed!"
"She--he?Anyway,they're a god of Lies...they're bound to be able to fool people and be good at that."
"I suppose you're right..." The brunet hummed thoughtfully as he nodded at what the hero had pointed out.
Just then,Shisui suddenly turned to face them,grabbed Tsuna's shoulders,and began shaking him.
"You should have told me earlier!Heck,you should've told me a year earlier!When's the wedding?Come on,tell me!Oooh!Wait,have you guys done the deed or nah?What's it like?!Sorry,I don't know what sex feels like--since I died a virgin and had no time for a love life since I was busy with my shinobi life and all--but do tell me the details!"
At this point,Tsuna was turned speechless and dizzy from the vigorous shaking: Todoroki had to pull the ravenet away from the brunet to prevent him from accidentally killing their bestfriend with his shaking.
"Shisui,calm down.You're throwing out too much questions that Tsuna has no time to even answer them--give the man space to breath and some time."
Shisui took one look at his brunet friend,before he promptly let him go and letting said friend nearly face plant on the floor:had the brunet not have fast reflexes,he would have fallen with a painful fall.
"Oh,whoops." He whistled inoccently as he held up his now empty hands.
Tsuna glared at him,although his glare held no real heat,his voice drawled out in a sarcastic tone when he spoke.
"...Wow,how very nice of you to have suddenly let me go and almost getting brained by a floor."
Meanwhile,Todoroki was thinking that everything was happening way too fast and even he had trouble processing the events.
"...So what now?" Todoroki voiced out his question.
"I say we wait for our little Harry Potter-kun to go to Hogwarts~." Shisui suggested.
"And then?What happens next?" Tsuna curiously asked.
"We teach for the rest of our lives..." He replied, and he was immediately shot down by the bi-colored male.
"Hell no,I agreed to come to you to this world so that we can explore and all since we were given a vacation." Todoroki deadpanned.
"I don't really mind being a teacher for a long time in this world,but..." Tsuna shrugged.
"How about this...we finish teaching Harry-kun,and then after the Battle in Hogwarts,we can explore the muggle world and wait for Loki--er,the mind controlled Loki that is--to invade New York so we can just head to America and help people there.What do you all say?"
"Mm...not bad.Are you saying you don't mind if we expose ourselves to the world?Wouldn't we be also breaking the Statue of Secrecy?" Todoroki lifted an eyebrow at the shinobi.
"Fuck the Statue of Whatever.We do what we want." The ravenet flippantly replied.
"Then I guess all is well now...haaah...this is going to be a tiring journey." The Decimo smiled exasperatedly.