Diabolical Pie
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Joined 11-04-13, id: 5293406, Profile Updated: 12-20-13
Author has written 5 stories for Tekken, Pokémon, Legend of Zelda, and Star Wars.

You open your eyes one morning and immediately something strikes you as odd. What is it? You look around yourself frantically trying to understand. The cramped, dying light of the windows has been blocked with thick curtains, shrouding the room in darkness, and a peculiar stench assaults your nostrils. You can't quite identify the odor, but it resembles some sort of perversion between a rotting animal and Christmas fragrance. Resisting the urge to gag, you realize you're sitting in a surprisingly comfortable twin-sized bed. This does little to put you at ease, however, considering the fact that the cotton sheets are covered in dark stains. Your eyes widen as a sound hits your ears. The sound of clicking. You raise your head, horrified at what the source of the noise may be but too tragically curious to resist, and then you see it. Illuminated by a pitifully small florescent white glow is a hunched figure, tapping away at a keyboard in the murk. You cannot see its face, but you can tell that while it is vaguely humanoid, it is not human as you know it. The aura of emptiness emanating from the creature is overpowering. Suddenly, the clicking stops. The only sound you hear is the obnoxiously loud thumping of your own heartbeat. The thing turns its head towards you, its features veiled in a mop of dark, grimy hair. It rises from its hunched perch- finally, you understand- it towers over you, blood red eyes glowing in the darkness- you didn't wake up in your room this morning- clawed hands reach for you- this isn't your room- the creature lets out an unearthly scream- this is my room- the scream threatens to shatter the very fabric of existence- get out- GET OUT. GET OUT!!!

Your vision goes blank. Everything ends. Emptiness. Sorrow.

I'm a very social person who loves butterflies and rainbows! Darkness and alcohol are bad! I have an odd collection of tastes in fanfiction, but I'll read just about anything! Romance is a favorite of mine, but it has to be done right! I love drawing, writing, reading, wake boarding, swimming, watching anime, failing classes, plotting world domination, and unicorns. If you want to pm me, feel free! I love chatting!

Toodles!

-Pie

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Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras reviews
Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jesus
Pokemon Misadventures by TheWordSmith26 reviews
The story follows the intrepid heroes Red, Leaf and Blue as they make their way through the Kanto region. They will do anything to achieve their dreams and be the best like no one ever was! Seriously, we do mean anything...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 140,431 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Game by Branmuffinpower reviews
What do Pokemon and life have in common? They're both just a game. And Gary Oak is the ultimate player.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 128,961 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/10/2019 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Navi's Depravity by EmbarrassedOne reviews
Seven years can change people, even if they sleep through them. Link is mostly fine. Navi is the one whose hormones have gone out of control. Warning: Lemons. Navi/Link/Everyone
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/8/2019 - Published: 11/28/2016 - Link, Navi
The Callgirl by AvatarAang7 reviews
Asami is going to the Southern Water Tribe on a business trip, but is completely caught off-guard by how perpetuously cold it is. Her ultimate solution? Get a callgirl to keep her warm throughout the night. Modern AU, Korrasami, includes smut.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,359 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/2/2017 - Published: 10/15/2015 - [Korra, Asami S.] Varrick - Complete
FoodFight by Velvet95 reviews
Korra is a talented and carefree food truck proprietor with a huge love of cooking but no patience for what she considers the stuffy and overbearing culture of haute cuisine. Asami Sato is the brilliant executive chef of one of the top restaurants around and reveres the traditions of a well-run kitchen. When their paths cross, the heat rises in the kitchen in more ways than one...
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,074 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 4/20/2015 - Korra, Jinora, Asami S., Kya - Complete
Assimilation by BabydollEyelashes reviews
"My daughter is dying, and you are going to heal her if you want to live. The minute her heart stops, yours does too," growls Fire Lord Ozai as he at last releases a panicked Katara's throbbing wrists. [AU] [Azula/Katara-centric] [Mai/Azula/Ty Lee]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,066 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 5/2/2017 - Published: 3/25/2015 - [Azula, Katara, Mai, Ty Lee]
Our Marriage is Faker Than Our Rings by EmeraldDragonxo reviews
AU. To get Aversa to leave her alone, Robin grabs a random stranger and claims him as her husband. Only, Robin didn't plan on her little lie backfiring which would set off a chain-reaction of lies with no end in sight. [Gaius X F!Robin]
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,973 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/21/2016 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [Gaius, Avatar/Robin] [Chrom, Sumia]
Just a Call Away by Jysella reviews
Those awkward phone calls that happen at 3 AM (or midnight or 4 in the afternoon) when you have to grow up miles away from your best friends. Updated to M due to language and implied content
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,322 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Brock/Takeshi - Complete
All Are Equal by AvatarAang7 reviews
Jinora comes to realize how bad her family has it, and decides to step up. She asks Korra for help to make some money, but that has a catch: Korra is a dealer. Modern Legend of Korra AU. Drugdealer!Jinora. Rated M for drugs, violence, alcohol, and sex. Kainora later on, background Korrasami.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,092 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 4/17/2015 - [Jinora, Kai] Korra, Pema - Complete
Perfection by Sub-Zero879 reviews
Living in the vrykul-populated southlands of Northrend isn't easy for a wandering human. Having an unbridled fetish for miniature war goddesses made flesh makes it a bit easier. A short, M-rated ramble that is eventually human/vrykul.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Human - Complete
Humanity by bojangles25 reviews
As technology provides humanity new ways to hurt each other, and bending becomes irrelevant, the Avatar has grown more powerful and more ruthless with every generation. Korra is the most powerful Avatar yet, a living God raised by the White Lotus without mercy or humanity. A single woman inspires her to change not only herself, but the cruel image of the Avatar. Modernish AU
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 99,262 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - [Asami S., Korra]
Morphic by Dragonfree reviews
A group of scientists who have had a little to drink get the not–so–brilliant idea of attempting to create 'Pokémorphs' as described in so many book series, but when they succeed and the news gets out, they are forced to raise the morphs themselves.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,133 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
Fall from Grace by YaGrownManDandy reviews
Invest into a story where Emilie de Rochefort has hit a dead end in life. Where the once divine and graceful Monegasque princess is now homeless and cornered. Of course with the intervention of her once proclaimed rival, Asuka Kazama, Lili attempts to get her life together despite life challenges. PS. This is not a yuri fic
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,498 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Asuka K., Lili R.
Metroid: Enemy Battle by coww-orker jim reviews
seamus is ataked by evil riddler
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Samus A., Ridley
Smash University by sonicluvr242 reviews
Woe and Anna (OC's) head on over to Smash University to learn how to be in Smash Bros. But they get more than they expected...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Sonic
The Cave by masksarehot reviews
Amon must cooperate with Korra if he hopes to survive his injuries following a natural disaster, forcing him to face his prejudices about bending head-on...and leaving him grappling with an inconvenient growing attraction. Complete! Canon to Ep 1.08; AU after that. AmonxKorra/Amorra; some naughty scenes, all consensual.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,989 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Metroid IV: Alone In The Stars by Magus523 reviews
Crippled and half-dead from a failed mission, Samus Aran now fights against an even deadlier lifeform than the Metroids, her own body now fused with the extinct monsters. Novelization.
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,755 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Retrogression by Kuja's Little Mage reviews
Fallen into a state of great disrepair, Samus Aran finds herself coping with the monstrous side-effects of her Metroid DNA. Thrust into a race against time for a cure, she is aided with the help of two new Hunter allies. Post-Fusion, Femslash, SamusxOC
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,741 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008
Love Thy Enemy by RedNovember reviews
[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,905 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
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Fragments of Twilight reviews
Midna wasn't just angry at him. She was furious. She had everything so perfectly planned out and he just had to jump in and ruin it all. She wanted to scream and tear his hair out and tell him what an enormous idiot he was. But most of all she wanted to hug him and cry, because she couldn't have imagined abandoning him. What happens when Link doesn't follow destiny? Updates Mondays
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 6/1/2015 - [Link, Midna]
A Master's Lesson reviews
Qui Gon decides to teach his pupil a thing or two about the proper way to use a shower. Quick little lemon oneshot. Oops, how did I write this?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2015 - [Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K.]
Beneath the Neon reviews
Tensions are high on the streets of Pokétopia as three gangs hang in the grips of a rising power struggle. When two men arrive at the city with a bang and begin to make some big changes to the crime underworld, what are their goals? In the face of crisis, a single police officer seems to be the only one with a chance of unraveling everything.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/9/2014
She be a Woman! reviews
Love is blooming in the innocent heart of a very nervous Leo. When Lili decides to hold a Christmas party at the Rochefort manor, Leo realizes that this might be her chance. The party turns out to be wilder than expected though, and not in the typical fashion. Journey forth as Leo overcomes her mannish shoulders and gruff native language in pursuit of feminine romance! Leo x ?
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Leo K.
Eyes reviews
ONESHOT- Jin discovers a very ugly, unidentifiable creature in the locker room before a big fight. When the other Mishimas start to get involved, it turns into a strange family bonding experience that goes from bad to worse. Ridiculousness ensues.
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Heihachi M., Jin K., Jinpachi M., Kazuya M. - Complete