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Author has written 31 stories for Phineas and Ferb, Grossology, Greek Mythology, Steven Universe, Dinotrux, Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, Thomas the Tank Engine, Total Drama series, Land Before Time, Homestuck, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, and Misc. Cartoons.

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Once upon a time, 153,782,017 years ago, there was a Brachiosaurus who had a mutation that gave him an abnormal skin color and a higher-than-normal intelligence. Unfortunately, his higher intelligence let him see things differently and thus do things differently -- a big no-no when you're living in Herd Perfect, which is ultra-conformist and the WORST place for a maverick. And the twenty-five siblings that were also mutants? They died under mysterious circumstances.

One day, while fleeing a pack of Allosaurus, our hero fell down a ravine -- and discovered The Cartoonist's Pen, a powerful device's even more powerful prototype, sent back in time from 1993 to prevent it from falling into the wrong hands. The CP turned him into a furry and gave him indestructible, self-cleaning socks.

Now he's travelled to the present, founded a studio staffed by other dino furries, and is ready to show the world his fanfictions and original concepts.

This is his story.

I am that dinosaur.

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Tangled: Witch War by BubblesRRJ reviews
Taking place after the events of Tangled: The Series Season One, Tangled: Witch War explores what would happen if the treasonous alchemist, Varian, escaped from prison six months after the Battle of Old Corona. With a mysterious map from his father, Varian sets out for a cursed forest in search of a witch who once served the king - and who may know how to save his father.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 204,096 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/3 - Published: 6/26/2018 - Rapunzel, Frederic, OC, Varian
Thomas & Friends: The International Railway Series by Hufflepuff Batboy reviews
A reboot of Series 22-24 to feel more in line with Series 17-21. Many of the stories will be rewrites with the occasional original story thrown in there. CURRENT BOOK: "Duck the Great Western Engine" - Duck and Oliver have a few adventures on the Little Western and reunite with some old friends.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,890 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/1 - Published: 2/23/2020 - Duck, Oliver, Bulgy, OC
Thomas and Friends - Original Episodes by Chase The Ferroequinologist reviews
These are my original episodes! TODAY: Stepney returns to the Island of Sodor, making Class 40 even moodier than usual in "Lightning Never Strikes Twice"! Please leave a review to tell me what you think!
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 256,070 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Molly, Stepney, Stephen, Millie
Total Drama Divergence by ewisko reviews
An anthology of "What If?" scenarios spanning all the seasons of Total Drama until their conclusion, where a single divergence can change anything and everything. Currently: What if Harold never rigged the votes against Courtney in Basic Straining?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,539 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 9/22/2018 - Courtney, Harold
Total Drama: Unfinished Business by Stereotypical Vampire reviews
After Pahkitew Island, Chris has decided to reuse Camp Pahkitew for a sort of 'New All-Star' season. That's right, he's bringing back 36 contestants that still have beef with the show or have had a lack of screen time, and pitting them against each other for the Grand prize of 1 MILLION!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 430,304 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 7/30/2015 - [Samey, Cody]
Gordon in Wonderland by Morally Draconequus reviews
The Sudurian Gresley engine, Gordon believes himself to be a sophisticated and logical engine, thus, he is supposed to be much wiser and sensible than other engines. Gordon's logic, dignity and sanity is put to the test after the pompous engine chases after a 'rabbit' and finds himself on an adventure in Wonderland. (Parody of Alice in Wonderland, based on the novel and 1951 film)
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,238 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/17/2020 - Published: 3/27/2019 - Gordon
The Good, The Bad, and The Wealthy by AntiqueDreams reviews
Ever wonder what the cast of Jimmy Neutron would be like if they were born and grew up in the mid-1800s? You probably haven't - but I have. So come on, step right up. Feast your eyes upon the JN fandom's only Wild West AU, because there's no fanfiction niche too small for me to fill.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,598 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/6/2020 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Cindy V., Jimmy N.
Thomas & Friends: Season 21 Redux by Chase The Ferroequinologist reviews
A collection of rewrites of Season 21's less stellar episodes as well as an expansion of the season to bring it up to 28 episodes! See the adventures of Thomas, the Steam Team, Diesel, Daisy, Harvey, Cranky and more, including new friends chatty Carly the Crane and ardenaline junkie Hasty Hannah the Carriage and old friends like Bulgy, Terence, and Rosie returning to the spotlight!
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,618 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 9/2/2019 - Bill/Ben, Salty, Timothy, Marion - Complete
The Rails to Redemption by Chase The Ferroequinologist reviews
Toby the Tram Engine comes from a line shut down by buses and lorries. Henry the Green Engine is inherently mechanically flawed and can't do his jobs the way he needs to. Follow them both in this "Adventure Begins"-styled adaptation of the sixth and seventh books of the Railway Series on their quest for redemption and to prove that they are really useful after all.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,456 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2019 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Thomas, Henry, Toby, Glynn - Complete
Legend of Korra: the Day of Humanity by Canada Cowboy reviews
Modern, AU. Asami, the engineering genius and heiress to Future Industries. Bolin, the former street urchin barely eking out a living with his foster family. Opal, an excitable but sheltered young lady finally getting a chance to see the world. Korra, an autistic water bender with a special talent. On the Day of Humanity, these 4 paths will cross in the most remarkable ways.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 271,215 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/14/2019 - Published: 10/1/2016 - [Korra, Asami S.] [Bolin, Opal] - Complete
Thomas Abridged: Volume II by ToonGuy reviews
After staving off demons, criminal masterminds, and recreational drugs, the (maybe) dysfunctional engines of the (definitely) dysfunctional North Western Railway are back for another round of alcoholic, foul-mouthed misadventures! Now on TV Tropes!
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 72 - Words: 215,656 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/9/2019 - Published: 4/19/2017
Great Northern the A1 Pacific by TruBluTom reviews
In our time, 1470 Great Northern, the pioneer locomotive of Gresley's A1 class, was left for scrap after a rebuild by Edward Thompson. But what if Great Northern had a new lease of life? On the last remaining railway that used steam? Along with his long lost brother and all his friends on the North-Western Railway of Sodor. This is his story and many others.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,063 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/30/2019 - Published: 11/4/2018 - Henry, Sir Topham Hatt/The Fat Controller, OC
Chase & Don's The Great Race by Chase The Ferroequinologist reviews
When challenged by his famous brother, the Flying Scotsman, to compete at the Great Railway Show, Gordon decides to get himself streamlined to win at all costs...no matter what harm may come to himself! This is a collaboration between Chase (The Ferroequinologist) and DonaldDouglasandToby6, featuring songs from both the original special and written by us!
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,145 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/10/2019 - Published: 11/6/2018 - Henry, Gordon, Philip, Flying Scotsman - Complete
He's My Brother by Heimchen reviews
Can an engine be too smart for their own good? That's just one of the concerns the people who handle and care for the locos in Sir Topham Hatt's big new roundhouse in Knapford have about their latest acquisition. An EU drama set in the CGI Thomasverse.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,193 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2019 - Complete
The Frost Queen by Kenya Starflight reviews
To most of the rest of the universe, Ben Tennyson, wielder of the Omnitrix, is a hero. To a young Necrofriggian hatchling, however, he's something far more... he's a mother.
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,353 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 2/18/2017 - Ben T., Max T., Rook - Complete
A Little Bathtime Incident by AaronCottrell97 reviews
Thomas and Emily are having another bath together, but James thinks they're being far too careless with their privacy, and soon many other engines invade their privacy in need of a bath themselves, causing yet another of Thomas and Emily's secrets being revealed.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2018 - [Thomas, Emily] James, Molly - Complete
Chloe And the Bee by anxresi reviews
Chloe Bourgeois has a very happy life. She's the daughter of the mayor of Paris. She gets her kicks from bullying the truly pathetic Marinette. She thinks she's on the verge of a breakthrough with the hunky Adrien. Then suddenly, a comb appears... And with it, a weird bee creature that wants to make her a superhero and a better person. It's not taking 'no' for an answer, either...
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 185,425 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 1/8/2018 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Chloé B./Antibug, Sabrina R./Vanisher
Ar-mug-eddon by sbartist357 reviews
The penguins accidentally break Skipper's mug while he's off on a mission. Now they have to fix it before he gets back. . . or else.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,592 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 11/21/2017 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
Bowled In by johnnycdaman reviews
(request for TheStationmaster) The engines are shocked to find that the Diesel Class 40 has been allowed back on to the island by the Inspector and the Fat Controller, despite his earlier rude behavior. The engines are assured by the Inspector that he has changed his ways, but is the Inspector right?
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,623 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/10/2017 - Published: 4/7/2017 - Thomas, Edward, Gordon, Percy - Complete
Hold The Phone by sushigal007 reviews
Based on the prompt from the Fake Steven Universe Episodes Tumblr: With Pearl and Garnet out on a special mission, Amethyst introduces Steven to the art of prank calling. Longer synopsis inside because there isn't enough space here to paste the whole thing.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2017 - Amethyst, Steven U., Lapis Lazuli, Peridot - Complete
Thomas Abridged by ToonGuy reviews
So, Thomas and Friends. You've heard of them, yes (of course you bloody have, you're browsing the Thomas fanfiction selection)? But back to the point; the history books tell you a different tale. This is an island where confusion and delay reign supreme and if anything really useful happens, it's a mistake. This is the Island of Sodor as you've never seen it before.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 140 - Words: 502,617 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/15/2017 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Complete
Epiphanies by PFTones3482 reviews
Or, how every single member of Marinette and Adrien's class managed to figure out who Ladybug and Chat Noir were before they could. One-Shot.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 282 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Complete
Song Seekers by turbomun reviews
At the end of the war, Homeworld created a song that tore apart every gem on Earth. Thousands of years later, those who remain set off to find the song that will put them back together.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,128 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Steven U., Centipeetle Mother
Let's Try That Again! by IronicSnap reviews
Tracer actually has something of a perfectionist streak when it comes to heroism - but due to her situation, it's pretty well hidden.
Overwatch - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/27/2016 - Amélie L./Widowmaker, Lena O./Tracer, G. Reyes/Reaper, Winston - Complete
The Great Diamond Authority by GemsFuse reviews
After thousands of years of development, Pink Diamond emerges from the ground. Her fellow Diamonds teach her everything she needs to know, before setting her off on her first colonization, the earth.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Yellow Diamond, Blue Diamond, White Diamond, Pink Diamond
The Fourth Time's the Charm by turbomun reviews
Steven pays a visit to Centipeedle. More than once, in fact.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Steven U., Centipeetle Mother - Complete
The Life of Roy by Darkknight55 reviews
A look into the mind of Roy and why he did the things he did.
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2016 - Complete
Symmetrical by insomniatic-titans reviews
Why does Chloé hate artists? Why does she hate him in particular?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,704 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - [Chloé B./Antibug, Nathanaël K./Evillustrator] [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug]
The Good Smell of Home by JokerCarnage5 reviews
Abby/Chester fluff. Abby comes home to her boyfriend after a tiersome day at work.
Grossology - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2016 - [Abby Archer, Kid Rot]
Stay with you by No1fan15 reviews
When Peridot Diamond got herself stuck in an malfunctioning elevator during college, the last thing she wanted to do was talk to the student stuck with her, a certain Lapis Lazuli Quartz. After a short conversation, however, they find that they have more in common than they thought. Human!Au / College!AU Main pairing is Lapidot - Also contains Poly Pearl/Amethyst/Jasper
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,524 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/2/2016 - Published: 11/24/2015 - [Peridot, Lapis Lazuli] Steven U., Jasper - Complete
Broken by Gemini Artemis reviews
Pink Diamond's gem has been broken by Yellow Diamond. Her loyal guard Rose Quartz tries to heal her, but she can't stop her Diamond from getting corrupted.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Pearl, OC, Rose Quartz - Complete
Goblin by ladyanaconda reviews
Alternate take on View to A Skrill. After being unthawed, the Skrill runs away to the place that was once his home, but upon finding nothing more than the remains of his once-living family, find a chance of a new life in the humans that offer him safety and comfort. AU where Hiccup tamed the Skrill.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,133 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, OC - Complete
Jurassic World by pmraptor98 reviews
Jurassic World - done my way. More accuracy, more backstory.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 145,534 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Velociraptor, T Rex, Claire, Owen - Complete
Gargle Goes Motorboating by primadonnabloodbath reviews
The Reef Prince Glu-urrgle goes on the internet and discovers some oh-so lovely new words and phrases, and he wants to teach them all to his friends! What on earth could could possibly go wrong? One-shot, crack, rated T for... obvious reasons. Basically, don't look up any of these words in public if you don't know them already.
Kaijudo: Rise of the Duel Masters - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Gabriel W./Gabe, Hector C., Nadia L., Reef Prince Glu-urrgle/Gargle - Complete
The Beacon by Golden Solidus reviews
In which Tenzin witnesses the beginning of something beautiful. Korrasami finale fluff. Rated T for Grandma Yin's overly honest TMI. Reviews always appreciated :)
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
Dear Crazy Fanfiction Authors by Jay Nice reviews
Ever been annoyed about how you see Kai/Zane or Cole/Kai? Or the fact that someone invented a new golden weapon? Well, this is the Fic for you! No one be offended by this, please! No cussing ever. Starting at chapter 23, it's letters to the ninja from reviewers! THIS FC HAS NOW ENDED
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 238 - Words: 28,115 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Complete
What Do You Mean to Me? by BadgerWolf reviews
Twelve years have passed since the Scream Extractor incident, and Sulley has been visiting Mary ever since. But one day, while reliving past memories both happy and painful, a slight slip-up causes the two to ask themselves one very important question: What do they mean to each other? Oneshot. WARNING: This story is fluffier than Sulley's fur pelt.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Boo/Mary Gibbs, Mike W., Sulley/James P. Sullivan - Complete
The Other Side of Tomorrow by AntiqueDreams reviews
After Jimmy's latest teleportation experiment fails, the gang finds themselves plunged into an alternate reality. There, they become entangled in a deadly conflict and slowly begin to piece together a vision of their own future far too terrible to imagine. COMPLETE
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 54 - Words: 187,412 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 5/29/2007 - April, Cindy V. - Complete
Third Person Narrative by Engineer Zero reviews
Phineas and Ferb seek to write a story . . . about Phineas and Ferb writing a story. Either this is a literary experiment, or I have run out of story ideas.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Ferb, Perry - Complete
Dreams by Simply Christian reviews
"Do not judge a man until you have walked a month in his shoes," says a Native American proverb. The spirits are satisfied with Katara walking only one night.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Conversations by JupiterLily reviews
3:13 dialogue. "Zuko... you should grow a mustache." Aang and Zuko were stuck in that green stuff for a long time before the Sun Warriors found them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 266 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
How To Write IZ Fanfiction in 6 Steps by Maran Zelde reviews
Do your fanfics suck? Make them suck less by following these steps.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Outside of Yonkers by Netbug-Archive reviews
A collection of one shots. Warnings given by chapter. Rated T for safety.
WALL-E - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 16,663 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - WALL-E, EVE - Complete
Chiaroscuro by candelight reviews
Oneshot. Vendetta's rage results in a fiend that destroys her empire, and ultimately her world. With nothing and nobody left, will she take solace in the one she despises and cares for most? Includes Vendetta's backstory.
Making Fiends - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2010
The Origin of Evil: Vendetta's Story by Pure Caffeine-Fueled Nihilism reviews
What made Vendetta the evil overlord she is today? Was it rage? Sadness? Pain? How did she gain the ability to make fiends? Why is Grudge so blindly loyal to her? Take a journey into Vendetta's past and find out.
Making Fiends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
Abby the Tabby by Zangoose15 reviews
Lance Boil has turned Abby into a kitten. Can Ty help her return to normal, or will she be doomed to a life of catdom. My first fanfic,so it might suck. Sorry. Yay Grossology!
Grossology - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Complete
Mai Rants about Zutara by keylee reviews
A rant. Probably contains: immaturity, offensive arguments against Zutara, and a ridiculous amount of pro-Maiko content. Zutarians beware...flames accepted.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Mai
An Auspicious Beginning by DJNS reviews
Zuko and Mai's wedding does not go smoothly. Maiko/Kataang/Sukka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
I'll Meet You On Route 62 by Hectic Hector reviews
Mack has settled into a quiet life in Radiator Springs, but when a car from his past runs into him, literally, everyone in town feels the impact. MackxOC Rated for mild language, violence, and sensuality. COMPLETE!
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 91,119 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Mack - Complete
Sesame Street News Flash: The Fur by Cullen reviews
Kermit tries to do a simple news report about the letter F and ends up meeting a new and amazing friend.
Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
Nightingale by SamoaPhoenix9 reviews
An AU retelling of Beauty and the Beast set in Tokugawa Japan. The Beast is a dragon. Belle is a Dutch merchant's daughter, Gaston an arrogant samurai. Enjoy!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,363 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
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Total Highschool Drama reviews
Highschool AU. A washed-up reality TV host calls for 84 students to participate in a mad-dash race for one million dollars. At first, Noah is more than ready to get away from the idiots he's had to deal with all his life. That is, until a new transfer named Emma asks him to form an alliance with her.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 404,764 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/13 - Published: 10/25/2017 - [Noah, Emma] Chris M., Owen
Thomas and Friends: The Ballad of Dominic reviews
When Billy is assigned to be the new parts fetcher for the Dieselworks, he seizes the chance to find out what makes the gruff, reclusive Diesel Ten tick. Meanwhile, Rosie, Thomas, and Emily discover the coach responsible for giving machines life, but a railway inspector from America is coming to wipe out living engines once and for all.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 60,327 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/13/2020 - Published: 3/11/2017 - [Diesel 10, Lady] Thomas, Billy - Complete
TTTE True Story reviews
You all know about The Ballad of Dominic. But what happened BEFORE that? (BoD-canon AU of the TVS up until The Great Race.) Today: Freddie goes job-hunting, Smudger has yet another accident, and Proteus complains about having too much work.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2020 - Published: 1/27/2019 - Edward, Henry, Sir Topham Hatt/The Fat Controller, OC
Prophet-able Margin reviews
New Heroes, S1E9. What started as an ordinary software update results in Jetpack gaining the ability to see five minutes into the future. The ACE, needing money and wanting to avoid getting trounced again, concludes that the only way to succeed in their next heist is to kidnap him and force him to be their new tactician. Can Ty and Abby rescue their brother in time?
Grossology - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2020 - Published: 6/12/2020 - Abby Archer, Ty Archer, Lance Boil, OC
You Parent Your Child This Instant! reviews
Join a bunch of troll parents as they try to raise their grubs to adulthood while trying to avoid a deadly game that if lost could destroy the only home they have left. Note: the adult trolls are a blend of their pre- and post-scratch selves. More info in the chapters themselves.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2019 - Published: 5/21/2019 - [Latula P., Mituna C.] [Karkat V., Nepeta L.]
Tammy Archer, Former Mutant reviews
New Heroes, S1E8. A robbery with scabby traces leads the Grossologists on a surprisingly normal mission. With one key difference – Ty accidentally genderbent himself and lost access to his powers. Can Tammy tap into his/her pre-mutation life before the scheme is seen to its conclusion? Special episode for Pride Month.
Grossology - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2019 - Abby Archer, Ty Archer, LabRat, OC - Complete
Swear
The world of LeapFrog isn't always so sunny and cheerful. Adult language exists, after all. Join the 20000th Letter Z made by Prof. Quigley's factories as he brings the importance of words to a new light.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Published: 4/8/2019
Miraculous Dragons
Dragons AU. The klutzy Marinette longs to learn magic. Everything changes when she meets the Scarletspine Tikki, and learns of a plot to capture Kwamis to make a medicinal spell that grants immortality. With the help of the other misfit mages, Marinette must keep Hawk Moth's mind-controlled servants at bay before he makes the spell and conquers the world.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Tikki, Plagg, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth
No Percy reviews
I'm not sorry.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2018 - Percy, Sir Topham Hatt/The Fat Controller - Complete
Grub to the Head reviews
Andrew Hussie has died, and his last will and testament is being read. In retrospect, having the Mother Grub read it was a bad idea.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2018 - [Kanaya M., Rose L.] John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Apology Impossible Done Right reviews
What if the engine Philip was going up against wasn't James, but was Diesel?
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2018 - Edward, Diesel, Sir Topham Hatt/The Fat Controller, Philip - Complete
Like an Eel Dipped in Grease reviews
New Heroes, S1E7. Eels invade Clarksburg and turn it into a slippery mess. Naomi suspects a new, unknown villain is behind it, but her teammates disagree. Eventually, Naomi has enough and decides to find the culprit herself - but is the ecoterrorist by the name of Fishmomma more than she can reel in?
Grossology - Rated: T - Dutch - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2018 - Published: 8/29/2017 - [Naomi, Ty Archer] OC - Complete
Trux it up reviews
(Probably going to be an AU). The gang meets another group of Dinotrux who also like to build, but they aren't the only ones with a new friend, though: D-Structs and Skrap-It have made an ally out of a metal-melting truck named Forge. On top of that, Skya realizes that she may be falling for Ty; and on top of that, there are repairasites! The Mechazoic will never be the same again!
Dinotrux - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/24/2018 - Published: 4/23/2016 - [Skya, Ty Rux] D-Structs, OC
Land Before Time XV: The Night of Blood reviews
A lunar eclipse of legendary status has the gang preparing to fulfill a prophecy, a young sharptooth named Agilis trying to find a new home, and a maverick longneck named Macron setting out to avenge the death of his family. Despite appearances, they're connected together by one dinosaur – Redclaw, as he believes that the eclipse will give him the power to destroy the Great Valley.
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2018 - Published: 6/15/2018 - Bron, Littlefoot, Red Claw, OC
Page by Paige reviews
New Heroes, S1E3. Paige wants something to do on the team, but her bad attitude isn't endearing anyone to her cause. She'll need to figure out something quick, too, because Sloppy Joe's latest plan will leave an even fouler taste in everyone's mouths. [REDONE]
Grossology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2018 - Abby Archer, Ty Archer, Paige, Sloppy Joe
What Could Have Bean reviews
The Continuing Adventures of Phineas and Ferb, S1E4. Inspired by a Pinhead Pierre cartoon, the guys build a mountain made entirely of beans; Perry tries to stop Doofenshmirtz from using his reduce-inator to make less of things he doesn't like; Susanna begins her first attempt at curing Candace of her busting obsession.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 7/24/2016 - Candace, Phineas, Perry, OC
Venture to the Middle of My Mom reviews
New Heroes, S1E6. Petunia gets sick, but her illness doesn't match any known disease. It turns out that Dr. Colon has infected her with a new form of protozoan, using her as a test subject! The human Grossologists are shrunk down and planted in Petunia's body to keep the protozoa from escaping her body; Jetpack, meanwhile, has to distract Harvey and keep him from finding out.
Grossology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 7/21/2016 - [Mrs. Archer, Mr. Archer] Abby Archer, Ty Archer - Complete
Adventures in Fusionland reviews
Ever wonder where fusions go when they aren't in use? They go to Fusionland, a realm between two dimensions of spacetime, and two particular fusions are about to have a very eventful time! AU, takes place during Homeworld Bound (basically what's happening in Fusionland during each chapter of Homeworld Bound).
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 8/16/2015 - [Opal, Rainbow Quartz] Sugilite, Malachite
Hug Me -- I'm Not Scared Anymore reviews
The universe had reset itself. The teachers were coming back. But this time, Drade, Doi, and Antis were ready for them.
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Harry, Manny, Robin
Mind Fart reviews
New Heroes, S1E5. The gang discovers a new ability of Jetpack's, and that Fartor is changing the chemical composition of Clarkburg's air to that of flatus. As the effects of oxygen deprivation set in, Jetpack becomes the only Grossologists who can defeat Fartor - but can a robot with a brain the size of a walnut really save the day alone?
Grossology - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Complete
Platypus Day reviews
The Continuing Adventures of Phineas and Ferb, S1E3. The gang celebrates a platypus-themed holiday, which Doofenshmirtz is desperate to ruin. Perry is forced to confront his dark past when he learns his estranged brother has teamed up with the evil scientist - but can a female platypus help him out? AU where the last four episodes of the series never happened.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 1/28/2016 - [Perry, OC] Phineas, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Power Switch reviews
New Heroes, S1E4. Lance Boil lures the Grossologists into a trap and extracts Ty's shapeshifting power, in the hopes of using it himself. A mess-up gives it to Abby instead - and now she's morphing uncontrollably! Can the Grossologists get Ty his morphing back before Abby destroys the world?
Grossology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 5/3/2016 - [Ty Archer, Naomi] Abby Archer, Lance Boil - Complete
The Fail is Strong with This One reviews
New Heroes, S1E2. An embarrassing video becomes a viral hit at the cost of Abby's self-confidence. While Paige, Naomi, and Chester try to get Abby back to her old self, Ty and Jetpack set out to find the person who made the video - but none of them know that an old foe is plotting to destroy Grossology forever!
Grossology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Ty Archer, Abby Archer, OC, Roger Pink-Eye - Complete
Rise of the Guardians of Olympus reviews
Guardians of Olympus, S1E1. The Fates tell a recently-emerged Athena the backstory of the Guardians, genetically-modified immortal humans. Guardians of Olympus is a serial fic, about hilarious retellings of Greek myths - set in the distant future!
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Athena, Fates, Zeus, Cronus
In the Heat reviews
New Heroes, S1E1. A monster heatwave has hit Clarksburg, and the hot, humid conditions give Sarah Senia the perfect chance to send a swarm of massive carnivorous plants to overrun the city! Can the Grossologists beat the heat long enough to stop her, or will everyone on Earth end up as flytrap chow?
Grossology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Complete
We Like the New Neighbor reviews
The Continuing Adventures of Phineas and Ferb, S1E2 (True Love was S1E1). Phineas and Ferb give their new neighbor a tour of Danville via a rollercoaster, while Doofenshmirtz tries to use an inator to make Roger late to an important meeting. AU where the last four episodes of the series never happened.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 8/19/2015 - Phineas, Ferb, OC, Perry - Complete
Truth or Perry: I Need Your Suggestions reviews
Advertisement for a future fanfiction. I need suggestions for truth or dares, PnF style. Guidelines are enclosed.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2015
Grossology: Many Mutations reviews
A few months after the series, a class field trip to a nuclear power plant seemingly ends Ty's life when he takes a fall into a radioactive waste storage unit. But he's not dead - far from it. And when a new enemy rises to try and take over the world, Ty must use his new superpowers to stop Peptos before it's too late. And before lunch.
Grossology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 7/22/2015 - [Ty Archer, Naomi] Abby Archer, OC - Complete
Homeworld Bound reviews
AKA Stevenbomb 3.5. Garnet issues her first prophecy in millennia. Steven's universe is turned upside-down as the Crystal Gems go on adventures that culminate in the final battle for Earth. AU because Rebecca Sugar keeps ruining it for us.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,590 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Steven U., Garnet, Rose Quartz, Yellow Diamond - Complete
True Love reviews
Phineas and Ferb come up against their toughest creation yet: a device that can find true love, so complex they can't finish it. And a visitor from the future's decision to help changes everything. AU where the last four episodes of the series never happened.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,376 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 7/22/2015 - [Phineas, Isabella] OC - Complete
Fusions in Homeworld Bound reviews
Not a fic, just a list of fusions that will star in the upcoming fic Homeworld Bound (AKA Stevenbomb 3.5). SPOILERS FOR A CURRENTLY UNPRODUCED FANFIC. I RECOMMEND YOU WAIT TO READ THIS UNTIL I WRITE HOMEWORLD BOUND. Update: I have started the fic. Still wait until I'm done though.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2015