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Joined 09-25-13, id: 5175947, Profile Updated: 08-30-14
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Maximum Ride.

When you don't have Direct TV, you have cable, and when you have cable, it frustrates you, and when something frustrates you you stay in bad a lot, and when you stay in bed a lot, and when you stay in bed a lot, you read teen romance novels, and when you read teen romance novels, you usually end up reading Twilight ( Cue Facepalm), and when you read Twilight you become obsessed (If you're a idiot), and when you become obsessed you pour glitter on yourself so you sparkle, and when you sparkle you scare children, don't scare children, upgrade to Direct TV today.

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, Divergent, Maximum Ride, etc...

Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Modern Family( Hate all you want, I like it), How I met your mother (again Hate all you want), etc...

Favorite Movies: I don't really have any favorite movies that weren't books or comics first, but we can all agree that Man of Steel was awful.

Favorite Comics: Superman, Batman, Guardians of the Galaxy, Birds of Prey, Wonder Woman, Avengers, etc..

Thanks for reading my Fanfics and don't forget to comment to tell me what you think! I got all the things below from Fandom King, https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5175797/ or rowellylovesgryffindor.

95% of teens would cry if they saw ROBERT PATTINSON at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Put this as part of your profile if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!"

:FIRE:.
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
Total: 8

.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 2

.:EARTH:.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 4

.:AIR:.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total: 10

.:DARKNESS:.
You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist. (I personally don't see how this is related, but oh well...)
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 8

.:LIGHT:.
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence. (Most of the Time)
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 2

SIGNS THAT YOU ARE AN AUTHOR 1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names. (So true)

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. You often have to write something a few times before you finally like it.

30. If you failed English 101.

31. Your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

32. You think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

33. You start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

34. People think you might have A.D.D.

35. You think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

36. The letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

37. No matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

38. When replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

39. Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

40. People start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

41. You live off of sugar and caffeine.

42. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

43. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

44. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

45. You talk to yourself a lot.

46. You check your profile every ten minutes.

47. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

48. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

49. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

50. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

51. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

52. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

53. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

54. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

55. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. (or all night. who sleeps?)

57. You repost this onto your profile! :)

58. You missed that there was no 56

59. You just looked back up to see if there really IS no 56

60. You're now smiling

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb butt?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "WOW" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" it

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours

FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are Forever

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle/Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his butt thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring

...In Remembrance to Sirius Black...
...Who never got to walk free...
...Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year...
...And who just had to get killed by a curtain.

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? x)

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: -Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. -Athena- I like being smart and I really don't want a wisdom goddess as my enemy. -Hades- Duh -Zeus- I DONT want to be struck by lightning, thank you. -Annabeth- Adore her! She's awesome!

You have ADHD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (I could really use Hephaestus right now!)

You give all your siblings god parents. (Poseidon, Aphrodite)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

You cried when you finished TLO

You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

You're in love with a fictional character (cough cough NICO DI ANGELO cough)

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (a Yankees cap? :D)

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile

If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You dream about PJO every night. (I had this dream about Janus. He was forcing me to decide -.-)

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (I keep re-reading The Last Olympian)

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes (haha, did that once in a subway. He was with his blond haired girlfriend, which was even creepier. xD)

You have an instant crush on Nico! (No, no, no, no, no. You give your heart to Percabeth!)

You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P)

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism! (Amen!)

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!

You say Bella and Edward, I say Percy and Annabeth!

You say Team Edward, I say Team Percy!

You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!

You say Jacob, I say NICO!

You say Forks, I say Camp HB! BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS! PERCY JACKSON PWNZ!

I am obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians!

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this is busy cat

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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( I'll be asleep then so I can't use it).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And why do you bother to ask?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts(sarcasm).)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

You Know Your Obsessed with Supernatural When...

You have Borax, or the Borax filled jar necklace from Hot Topic.

And when you run out of it by throwing it on people you hate, you plan to fill it with Holy Water.

You say Christo, a lot. (Anywhere, Anytime, Who knows when Demons are around!)

You squeal when you see a Hot Topic.

You draw the Anti- Possession Symbol on yourself everyday(Cause ain't nobody got time for that!)

When someone you hate tries to talk to you, you scream Leviathan and run.

You randomly yell "Hey Ass-Butt in Study Hall and then if anyone turns to look you throw a pencil at them.

You steal Holy Water from Churches (Guilty).

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The Dark Lady Rises by cleotheo reviews
When Voldemort returns to full strength at the end of the Triwizard Tournament things are about to change for the wizarding world. Especially for his daughter Hermione, who takes her place at his side as The Dark Lady. Dark Hermione! First part in The Dark Lady trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,840 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Time Traveler's Life by Animus et Anima reviews
This is story of River Song's life, starting as Melody Pond and continuing through Trenzlore. This is how she became the woman that the Doctor fell in love with and how she watched the people she cared most about know her less and less. This is her story. 11/River, Amy/Rory. Cannon through Matt Smith's era (or supposed to be). Rated T because it's River.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 112 - Words: 235,119 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 3/11/2013 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
Harry and Alice Potter: Year Three by Steves-On-A-Plane reviews
Harry and his twin Sister Alice are back for their third year at Hogwarts. When Remus sees a family photo of the Weasleys an interesting tale of secrects and deception unfolds. Parallel to Prisoner of Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,899 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., OC - Complete
Ariana Potter by Syanra reviews
Snape has a daughter. But she is not his. She is Harry Potter's twin sister Ariana. Then why does he have her? *Please Read and Review*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,184 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Jessica Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by wildwriter97 reviews
Sequel to Jessica Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Harry has a twin sister who he only found out about last year. How will their second year at Hogwarts play out?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,395 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012
Meeting My Brother by FrozenHunter26 reviews
Etty Potter is Harry's Identical twin sister so what happens when they first meet? Takes place in their first year at hogwarts. I'm thinking of it becoming a series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Jessica Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by wildwriter97 reviews
What if Harry had a twin sister named Jessica who also survived You-Know-Who's attack at Godrics Hollow? A re-write of the first book from Jessica's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,160 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Complete
Harry and Jane Potter by ElenaBlack313 reviews
What happens when Harry Potter has a twin sister, who is not as famous as him and Sirius Black gets out of askaban legally when the twins are ten years old. I don't own Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
A guide to naming your tributes by Saltey reviews
Been working on this a while and wanted to share it, it's a little 'cheat sheet' I put together to help with naming characters from the hunger games universe. Please R and R. x
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Other tributes
Harry & Adeline Potter and the Goblet of Fire by Adeline Potter reviews
When Adeline Potter, Harry's twin sister, comes to Hogwarts during Harry's fourth year, things go crazy! Five champions, a new breed of dragon, confusing love rollercoasters, and a plot to kill the Boy Who Lived. Our take on a classic series with a twist!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,572 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Aftermath by Atari Classic reviews
AU. Fluff-fic, starring Fred Weasley and Harry Potter's twin sister Lory. Starts about a month after the Final Battle. Better summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Fred W., OC - Complete
James Sirius Potter by GiulietteRose reviews
harry and hermione are going to be parents!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Times the Escape by phoenixkami reviews
This is what happens when Harry Potter has a twin sister. I hate summaries. Tons of drama in this one and I guarentee that the chapters are longer. Just the first one is pretty short.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,351 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Star Twin by Staria 007 reviews
After the Worlds Cup Harry finds an object at a UFO crash sight, and soon finds himself with a Twin sister. C/O W Figure 17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
Welcome Home by Fallen Shadowed Angel reviews
Harry holds his newborn son for this first time. AU, sappy, post-DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Come Together And Fall Apart by Bozphin reviews
What if Harry Potter had a twin sister named Rose? Story full of death, romance, angst.. couples are Harry and Cho, Rose and Draco, Luna and Neville, Hermione and Ron, and Ginny and Krum
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,533 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - OC - Complete
Two Potter's! by Aralyth reviews
What if Harry had a twin sister? What if when their home got attacked they only found Harry? This is my first Fic please be nice This may contain slash and will be rated differently if so
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,551 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Severus S., Severus S. - Complete
I Am Harry, the BoyWhoLived by Fallen Shadowed Angel reviews
Lily and James weren’t home that fateful night. Marie Potter, twin sister of Harry Potter, was declared the GirlWhoLived. When Voldemort appears at Hogwarts during their fifth year, secrets about that Hallow’een are revealed as Voldemort turns his wand on
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the sailor soilders by princess-starlet reviews
hp/sm Xova.Harry is at the Dursleys house when Voldermort attacks some1 come and saves him but what happenes when she can't fight agaist voldermort? what happened is she turns out to be Harry Potter's long lost Twin sister?! R&R PLEASE!!**COMPLETE**
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,543 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2003 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Generation Gap by Casualty of Society reviews
Shannon Potter and Chloe Weasley are best friends tied with bothersome fathers and expectations to live up to, except Shannon's a Gryffindor and Chloe's a Ravenclaw. Now, with the InterHouse Championship approaching, will their friendship hold?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2002
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Never Again reviews
Alice Potter has always lived in the shadow of someone else, whether it be her friends or family. Now the only person who never compared her to other people, is dead. She is sick of living in the shadows. And she thinks to herself, "Never Again".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/17/2014
The Forbidden Daughter reviews
She stood silently awaiting the deer, she had an arrow loaded ready for anything that comes her way. The deer came into view and she lined up her arrow. She let the arrow fly and hit its target like it always did. She went up to the deer and healed it. What was she and how did she do that. She did not know that she would soon find out who she was.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Athena, Percy J., Artemis, OC
Changing the Past reviews
Hermione looked at her best friend as she died."I love you Harry forever and always" she whispered and then her eyes went glassy. Okay thats a sneak peek. Hermione loved Harry and him the same but neither ever said anything. Hermione dies from her injuries shortly after the final battle ends. How far will Harry go to save her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Daphne G.
Ravens reviews
Olympus News: The child of prophecy has been born The Fates say and Mount Olympus is nearly on their knees to find out who it is. I got an exclusive interview with them but still they would not tell me anything, all they said and I quote, "She will be known when she is ready". What does this mean, ready for what , click on this story to find out more, your's sincerely, Hebe on ON.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2014 - OC
Another Ride reviews
On that dark night when Lily and James Potter died their younger child was never picked up by Hagrid. Their younger child was picked up by the School. Eleven years later she escapes the school and finds Harry at his aunt and uncle's. Will they take her in or will they send her straight back to the school?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Max, OC
Pick what story i should write next reviews
You get to pick which story I pick next just comment it below.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/3/2014 - OC - Complete
Lost reviews
I've always felt like I would never belong this just sealed that destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Blaise Z., OC, Daphne G.
Some Lies Run Deep reviews
What if Harry and Hermione was lied to about their friends and the Weasley's just wanted Harry for his money. That is until a certain first year comes to Hogwarts in their third year. Can one eleven year old change their future?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC
The Time Lord and the Witch reviews
What of instead of Amy he met Violet from my other story.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2014 - 11th Doctor, Harry P., OC
The Life of Chloe Longbottom-Potter
This Story is actually a crossover with the smallest dragonboy. This is Lily Luna Potter and Franklin Neville Longbottom who is Neville's Son, Daughter. Please Read Bad Summery.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Published: 2/3/2014 - OC
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