"Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns
I say never be complete
I say stop being perfect
I say let... let's evolve, let the chips fall where they may."

--Tyler Durden

UPDATED: Oct 2009

Name: Raikune Real name: Alex
Age: 23 (sulk)
Occupation : graphic designer
Location: England
Fandoms (active): LOST, Naruto, Bleach, Stephen King-dom
Fandoms (sideline): Smallville, Loveless, Fight Club, Venture Bros, House MD...others that I've forgotten.

IMPORTANT: I'm mostly seen/active at Livejournal, which as many know is the hub of fandom! You're welcome to friend me there as long as you tell me you've from , so I know how you found me! A LOT of my fanfiction that hasn't been posted here is at my journal. My LJ username is the same as my FFN one, click the homepage link at the top to go to my journal profile.

News:

Oct 2009 : Updated profile.

And now for some QUOTES:

"I don't need first-aid, Hank, I need you to stop choking me and hitting me with fire extinguishers." -- Dr. Venture (The Venture Bros)

Bender: You know, I was God once.
God : Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. -- (Futurama)

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

"Far back in the mists of ancient time, in the great and glorious days of the former Galactic Empire, life was wild, rich and largely tax-free." --The Hitchhikher's Guide to the Galaxy

"Day One:
Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky." - Legolas (Lord of the Rings: The Very Secret Diaries)(again)

"One should always try to be a little improbable." - Wilde

"Pleasure is the only thing one should live for. Nothing ages like happiness." - Wilde

"Those who see a difference between body and soul have neither." - Wilde

"Art is the only serious thing in the world. And the artist is the only person who is never serious." - Wilde

"Friendship is far more tragic then love. It lasts longer." - Oscar Wilde

"When I get a little money, I buy books. And if there is any left over, I buy food." - Erasmus (my sentiments exactly)

"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a unique or beautiful snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." - Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

When you've been a wizard as long as I have, my boy, you'll learn that as soon as you find anything that offers amazing possibilities for the improvement of the human condition it's best to put the lid back on and pretend it never happened. - The Last Continent (A Discworld novel)

Nil ego contulerim iucundo sanus amico: While I am sane I shall compare nothing to the joy of a friend. - Horace (Satires, I. v. 44)

'One of things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious, as in It's a nice day, or You're very tall, or Oh dear, you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you all right?' - (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

'Please feel free to blither now.' (Mostly Harmless)

""Now I want you to listen very carefully to what I am about to say...otherwise you will die. In an interesting fashion. Over a period. Please stop fidgeting like that." - Lord Vetinari (Discworld series)

"What raging fire shall flood the soul? What rich desire unlocks its doors? What sweet seduction lies before us...?" - The Phantom (ALW)