Speak Outhide bio
 Poll: In GHP2, what do you think of a SLASH pairing? Harry/? There is also a possibility of a non-slash relationship. Vote Now! |
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Princess Bride, Fruits Basket, Inuyasha, and Pet Shop of Horrors. Folks, it's 2020. I'm a nearly 30 year old woman and I'm considering picking up the pen again. It's amazing what a pandemic will do to you. I'm looking back at what I wrote in 2010 as an 18 year old and I'm astonished FF.N has been around for so long. Maybe, just maybe, a rewrite of GHP is around the corner. I'm reading old reviews and, honestly, I included a SWORD in GHP2???? And y'all liked it??? Oh dear. Buckle up. No no no...(A SWORD????) Also these typos are atrocious for heaven's sake...what on earth are you people doing encouraging this monstrosity. |
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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 379,616 - Reviews: 15921 - Favs: 13,798 - Follows: 13,404 - Updated: 6/11/2020 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P., Remus L., Petunia D.
The Webs We Weave by FatesMistake reviews
In Harry's Seventh Year, with the threat of Voldemort still dangling overhead, he and Snape enter into a twisted, intimate lie together to save both of them from hardship and death. As they do, things evolve, snowballing out of Harry's control until he's left breathless and wondering when things had changed. It was supposed to be a lie, just one lie. But, oh, the Webs We HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,355 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/13/2020 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter: Retribution Remastered by D.Torres reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit. When he escapes a massive manhunt begins. How will Harry surive and can he clear his name? This is a remastered version of my original story. It has been altered (for the better- I hope) and correcte
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,743 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4736 - Favs: 10,631 - Follows: 5,405 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Friction by EmbattledCurve reviews
‘No doubt you prefer anorexic women, whose daily subsistence is nothing but salad, so that they can swoon in your arms’ she said frostily. ‘Oh I don’t see you doing that anytime soon Miss Granger, for one thing you would be quite a leaden weight.’ SS HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Restricted by Flaignhan reviews
What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 5722 - Favs: 11,855 - Follows: 5,299 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
All for a Bloody Thesis by Hatteress reviews
On a historical excursion from her wizarding university, Ginny Weasley is thrown into the lap of one Captain Jack Sparrow...my my, what's a scandalous pirate captain to do? Harry Potter x PoTC. Ginny/Jack. Pre Dead Mans Chest
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,137 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Ginny W., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Some things never change by Shinosu reviews
Based on Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves. What if Robin Hood was not a man, but a young woman? She meets up with John Little's gang and is thrown into a war against the Sheriff of Nottingham. Robin finds that some things change, and some things never do...
Robin Hood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,285 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 7/29/2003
Mirrored Future by Amazonian21 reviews
Complete SessKag: Kagome finds a mirror that gives possible scenarios from the future. She decides to look a bit closer. Is she ready for what she'll find?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,735 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
One Love, One Lifetime by dreamdescend reviews
Christine has chosen Erik instead of Raoul. Now two fragile, emotional people must resolve their differences, work through their problems and learn to live and love together while escaping from Paris. ALW with Kay and Leroux detail.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,871 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Complete
Hero, Villain, Saviour, Conqueror by Lady Smoothie reviews
AU, Pre HBP: In the summer after his fifth year, Harry is tried and sent to Azkaban. The catch: He's innocent. Follow Harry as he discovers his heritage... and all that comes with it. By Aerin. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,570 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 3,083 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Silly Songs with Harry by iheartremus reviews
And now it's time for Silly Songs With Harry, the part of the show where Harry comes out and sings a silly song...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Council of ArchMages by Mirengard reviews
The summer after his fifth year, Harry is sinking deeper and deeper into a depression. However, on his Birthday, Harry gets a surprise that could change his life forever... (First Fic ever, PLEASE READ and REVIEW!) Re-posted, changed all 8 previous cha
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,101 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 3,262 - Follows: 519 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Big Bang Theory by Random-Battlecry reviews
Extras added, the Lost Episode with VH and Hannah's peculiar romance! Story finished! Carl and Van Helsing investigate a series of murders, some years old, connected to a former insane-asylum inmate. Complete.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 42,069 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Complete
The Phoenix Child by Malli by Dur'id the Druid reviews
A reposting of the story by Malli. More chapters posted as I edit them for . See my Author Bio for more details. COMPLEATE
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 152,118 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/1/2004 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Complete
Go Lucius Go by Duchess of Inkling reviews
An adaptation of the story "Go, dog, go" into more Lucius Malfoy-esque terms. Basically what happens if you consistently replace words with others; the story turns suitably twisted and perverse. And hopefully funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
The Lucius Malfoy Fans' Guide To Smut by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Join me as I stab wildly at the authors of smutty Lucius fics who daringly assume that sexual assault is pleasurable, who use rape as a plot device, and abusive!Lucius as an excuse for characterisation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Lucius M.
The switch by HOUSEaholic reviews
This is a fanfic about Ron and Harry switching bodies. It was written by my little brother when he was 7 he is 9 now. I know you may not want to read it but please do because he did a good job on it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
Sacrifices to Be Made by Heather Sinclair reviews
Chapters 5356 NEW and FINISHEDOn Harry's 16th birthday he makes a decision that changes his world. A friend follows close behind, 'cause nobody knows Harry like Hermione. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 106,150 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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Thoughts In My Head reviews
As the pets are making insinuations, D has a decision to make about his relationship with Leon Orcot. But just which choice will he make? REWRITTEN!
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Count D, Leon - Complete
Conspiracy reviews
Someone is playing matchmaker in the Petshop! Can Leon resist or will the music convince him to make a more interesting decision? Includes a pet we all love singing "Kiss the Girl" D/Leon. Now with D's POV. T for Leon's potty mouth and mildly sexual stuff
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Count D, Leon - Complete
Goodbye Harry Potter 2 reviews
::ON HIATUS: Harry learns who his real father is and must decide between finally having a family and the expectations of everyone else. Will he turn from the light and fight at his father's side? Of course! AU Dark!Evil!Harry Prequal to GHP. ::ON HIATUS::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,434 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Two of Them reviews
PARODY ONE SHOT! Sess finds Kag in the forest after she happens upon Kikyo and Inu together! And what'da know, they fall in love.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Time to Choose reviews
ONESHOT! Akito makes Tohru choose between Yuki and Kyo. Surprise surprise, she chooses neither. NO akito spoilers!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Akito S., Tohru H. - Complete
For Buttercup reviews
A poem of Westley's feelings before Buttercup realized his love. For my english class.
Princess Bride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
Goodbye, Harry Potter reviews
Oneshot! Let's say that Harry's father isnt dead. Now let's pretend his name is Voldemort. Dark!Harry, character deaths. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete